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Kill on Sight Orders
The Flash fam has a secret. Okay so they have a lot of secrets, but there's one above all others.
A kill on sight order.
In the worst possible future (one of them there's a lot), a beast named Phantom decimated the world. He took out the entire Justice League, the entire Justice League Dark, any and all small-time heroes that stood in his way. All of it. Everyone.
If they see Phantom as a kid, to prevent the slightest possible chance of Phantom being a thing, it's kill on sight. They all have anti-ghost weapons that can destroy a ghost's core, locked away in a secure facility that they can just run to and grab real quick to get it done.
None of them like it. None of them can risk it.
Bart stumbles into a town that doesn't exist, almost gets got by a ghost that managed to possess him, and gets saved by...Phantom.
A scrawny, teenage Phantom.
He's funny, makes puns, worries about if Bart got hurt or not-he's nothing like the Bad Phantom!
He's not gonna kill his new friend! No way, no how.
But he's gotta keep it a secret from the other Speedsters now, because he doesn't know who came up with that rule but they probably won't understand, and then he'll have a speedster fight on his hands, and no one wants that.
But the government keeps sending letters of complaint to Max, and Max keeps asking why the government is mad at Bart now, and Bart can't tell him "oh it's because there's this town that is off the record and a secret and also where phantom is and i broke in" because that'd rat Phantom out, and even if he didn't mention Phantom Max would want to investigate.
The mailman doesn't understand why his letters keep disappearing but he thinks it might have something to do with the Flash, because there's always a red blur.
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#phanfic#story prompt#danny nervously not mentioning that dan. the evil version of himself from the future. is actually very much in the present#but living with some psychotic cheesehead in wisconsin#he and bart kick it off#bart will protect his new ghostly friend with everything he has#wally gets a letter of complaint from the us postal service#telling him that stealing people's mail is a felony
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DC x DP Prompt
To the delight of Gotham's citizens, and the dismay of her criminal underbelly, the GCPD has a new specialized unit that ACTUALLY apprehends criminals and brings them to justice!
It's a relatively small squad of mostly young adults, who looked fresh out of their teens. But age didn't matter once they got the work done. And they did, as they've already got criminals like Penguin, Riddler, and Bane behind bars for what looks to be 'for good'.
No one besides Commissioner Gordan knows anything about the squad as they operate as a mostly separate entity from GCPD. It was rare to see any of them, and any photos taken were unusually blurry. They are also extremely secretive; if you exclude their social media which are usually just shit posts, memes, and thirst edits of the Wayne family.
They were a total mystery. Almost as mysterious as Batman.
But those who have seen/worked with the squad before all had the same thing to say about them. They were cool. They had an unusually effective method. And their leader is a menace. With his sharp teeth and pointed smile. And bright blue eyes that spoke to your soul. It was a pleasure to see/ work with him, it really was. But they weren't planning on doing so again for a long time.
That being said, Gotham had been quiet for a while. A bit too quiet if you ask anyone, especially the Bats. Strangely, it didn't feel like the usual calm before the shit storm. The instinctual pit in their guts that usually formed just wasn't there. This was different. This wasn't the calm before the storm. This was the ocean receding. But no one seemed to realize it yet.
Not until the tsunami came crashing down on them.
The GCPD special unit accounts that had been inactive for the last three months suddenly pinged to life. Everyone who followed them clicked the notification almost immediately. With this unnerving calm surrounding them, who the hell didn't want to see what batshit crazy statement they would make after three months of radio silence.
What they didn't expect, was to see a crystal-clear picture of justice finally being served.
The picture was a selfie, taken in an abandoned warehouse. In the middle of the dirty floor was the Joker. He was tied up and his head hung low. You could see how beaten he was, his clothes torn and bloody. His face paint was also coming off, revealing pale blotchy skin. Reminding everyone that, he was still human, just like the rest of them.
Behind him, all lined up with smiles on their faces, was Team Phantom. They were a bit bloody and bruised as well but overall in much better condition. They weren't wearing the normal GCPD navy blue uniform, but black and white ones. All stylized to fit the wearers taste. They all looked so young, but their eyes looked like old tired eyes, finally getting some relief.
From in the corner was their leader. Only part of his face was in the picture. One glowing blue eye, and part of his Cheshire smile. His hand making a peace sign next to the Joker. Even with only part of his being shown, everyone could tell he was relived as well.
And while the picture itself was shocking, the caption was what really got them. The top was what you would usually expect from the team. A big bold 'GOT EM' ' at the top. But at the bottom in small, almost unnoticeable text was:
"He will face his punishment. We will get our retribution. May we finally rest in peace."
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#dp x dc prompt#dp dc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp prompt#danny and the gang are fragments of the souls of those the joker + the other criminals killed or got killed because of them#guess who most of danny's soul is made of#hint: he has pit rage#the joker is no longer human that's why they had a hard time cathing him#neither are the bats but neither party knew#i would like to mention that danny is tiny#he missed his growth spurt and is making it everyone's problem#danny is a tiny menace#danny sam val dash and kwan mostly work out in the feld#tucker wes and star are the guys and gal in the chair#Paulina Dan and Jazz are the lawyers who prosecute the crimanals#they always win#duh#ellie is their mascot#shes also a mencae#she sometimes go out on the felid#wearing a tutu#combat boots#and a studded leather jacket#with her hair in pig tails#she also has a spiked bat#she WILL use it
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snippets of post AGIT Cheese Melt because, well, I'm predictable. Also featuring post AGIT Dan because I love him~
#my interpretation is that Dan and Vlad feel less like father/son and more like dysfunctional yet committed roommates#how does Dan know about Dani?#Vlad mentioned her in a tearful drunken stupor one night and Dan was like 'what the h*ll is he waiting for? a written invitation?'#and he went to get her himself.#also the hourglass on the back of Dan's hoodie is a nod to the events of AGIT <3#danny phantom#danny phantom: a glitch in time#comics#vlad masters#cheese melt#dani phantom#danielle phantom#dan phantom#dark danny#a glitch in time spoilers#post agit
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what is the funniest dan and phil exchange to ever exist and why is it this:
(oct 18 2009)
#for context this is from dan's dailybooth where he mentioned he was going to manch the next day and then Phil was just taking the piss#but anyway the way Phil just replied with 'k' kills me idk why#dan and phil#dan howell#phil lester#d&p
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DC x DP
Bruce finds out Dick is dating Dan(Dark Danny) Phantom
Bruce: You can't date an eldritch ghostly abomination!
Dick: Oh my god Bruce don't be so ectophobic
Bruce: He destroyed the world and killed us all!
Dick: ooooh come on that was like an entire timeline ago. Get over it already! Ghosts change! He even did community service.
Bruce: You still can't date someone that murderous!
Dick: You dated Khoa! I was there for that mess!
Bruce: That was different!
Dick: Oh it was? Then I guess I'll go and date Slade then! How about that huh?
Bruce: ......
Bruce: Eldritch abomination is fine. Bring him around for dinner.
The batsiblings watching this all happen from the sidelines - entertained as fuck
(Later)
Tim: So are you gonna tell Bruce you're seeing Jazz or?
Jason: oh hell no
#DC X DP#DP X DC#Dick Grayson#Bruce Wayne#Dan Phantom#Dark Danny#Dick Grayson/Dan Phantom#Tim Drake#Jason Todd#Jazz Fenton#Jason/Jazz#Batfam#Batfamily#Batfamily shenanigans#ghostbat mention
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Prompt 245
Now Danny would openly admit, if only to himself, that he had a type when it came to relationships. If they were strong, if they were a threat to him, then chances were he would develop some sort of crush. It was how he had dated Sam and Valerie (And Johnny & Kitty) when he was a bit younger, and hell, Sam had technically succeeded in killing him, even if partly.
Attraction towards smart people who could kill him was honestly par for the course for a Fenton or Nightingale anyway.
And he’d also admit he enjoyed a bit of time travel, learning about times and culture long before his time, to the point that he could blend in in ancient times just as easily as the time he had been born in. That it was natural to mutter in a language lost to time.
So color him surprise when another man perks up in the bar he had paused to get a drink in, vibrant green eyes gleaming in interest and responds in turn. And not just in the language, but able to keep up when he talks about things that once existed but haven’t been rediscovered yet.
And one thing led to the other, and there might have been some assassins and some shenanigans that end with them both laughing together in an inn and then more and- Okay he has a type alright, and he’s ticking each box! How is that fair?
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Adult Danny#Ras is just as smitten and so sad whenever Danyal leaves#But Danny always returns & he’s explained he has to travel lest he go mad#Danny isn’t technically from the DC dimension but it’s his favorite & it has nothing to do with Ras#Is their relationship healthy? Definitely not but they’re morally grey immortals#Dusan asks about his mother first#Technically Danny isn’t his mother BUT he does take on parental role & as far as the kids are aware this death-being is their mom#Why look Dusan even has his hair- their logic is flawless#Talia tells Bruce her mother is gone & for YEARS he thought she meant dead#Ellie got her wanderlust from Danny & they all give off some sort of mystical fae vibes#deadly decisions#Space Core Danny#Moon Core Ellie#Sun Core Dan#Liminal Al Ghuls#Danny is Not ghost King#Technically he’s some sort of being of rebirth like some sort of cosmic phoenix#Am I saying long-haired Danny with feathers in his braid that shimmers from white to galaxy? Maybe#Batfam had no clue about Danny save for Jason#And they didn’t find out until Damian mentions Grandmother apparently visited once more#Let Jason & Damian be brothers#How many tags until tumblr deletes them I wonder
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Read to Philth
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what year is it. how old am i.
#not to mention we get david back as the doctor soon#i’m living in a 2013 fever dream#merlin#dan and phil
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a sleepy dan wearing phil's glasses (photo taken by phil 🥹)
#dan and phil#dpgdaily#daniel howell#phil lester#amazingphil#this is soooo cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee#phan#.gifs#my edit#mine#dnp#ignoring the mention of that minecraft youtuber idgaf
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imagine being the girl in prague… does she even know of her legacy…. does she know there is a gay man in england that wants her dead…..
#sorry reddie moots i’m dan and phil posting and nobody can stop me#every time we get a girl in prague mention i jump for joy i’m so glad they can share these stupid inside jokes w us now#dan and phil#dnp#dapg
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Something we still have going for us is the fact that dnp haven’t mentioned heart eyes howell and love eyes lester yet
#I think if they mentioned that it would put me in a coma#they do deserve to bully us for it I think#but id like them not to and just let us have this one#dan and phil#dnp#daniel howell#phil lester
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Shout out to all the hopeless, hopeless homosexuals
#always good to get a mention in a dnp video#dan and phil#dnp#danandphil#danandphilgames#dan and phil games#dnpgames#dnpg#amazingphil#daniel howell#dnp gifs#my gif
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Just considering the potential horrific deaths the JL may have suffered under someone who has intangibility in their power list
Like! There’s a general agreement that Dan eviserated the JL [The magic users probably lasting longer] in his timeline but I don’t think we touched on the horrifying potential.
We are all perfectly aware of the gory violent potential Dan is capable of [*Eyeing the unspoken murder/suicide of his human half and how that might have gone*].
If he can kill off his Fenton half [and inflict whatever misery he might have gleefully put Masters through] without a thought, what do you think he would do to the caped community?
Especially if you go the “JL ignored Amity Parks’ call for help” route
Also: It wouldn’t have been a long ongoing battle. This dude would probably disappear from days to weeks at a time [Either rejuvenating in the Ghost Zone or making himself the ghost’ problem]. The heroes would be on edge just waiting for when he’d come back
Ten years of being this unkillable thing’s punching bag
Don’t mind me, just suddenly vying for a violently gruesome fic of Dan against the Justice League.
A hopeless-No light in the horizon-utter desperation fic
#DPxDC#DCxDP#dp x dc crossover#how desperate do you think they were?#Dan probably went out of his way to destroy anything that could have been used against him#He has the combined smarts for it#like! He probably started out as a horrific rumor for the JL before he decided to make his debut#do you think the teen heroes had the misfortune of meeting him first???#or did he spend the remainder of his adolescence in the GZ and Amity shaping himself into a bigger problem#and then there’s the fact Fright Knight was working for him#That timeline was probably a place of nightmares#the closest we came to touching that subject is through the mention of future time travelers#danny phantom#justice league
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this reference was enough to send me to my grave LMFAOO
#that post is seriously so funny#i laugh everytime i read it#the fact phil decided to mention it for wwwy fes was like the best idea#my chem#my chemical romance#fob#fall out boy#patd#panic at the disco#omg thats right patd. ohhh god I'd let brendon back just to put those joke into full speed#amazing phil#danisnotonfire#dan and phil#dnp#dan and phil really do have the chance to be the funniest people ever with this#ignore how I spelt this as those in that patd tag...
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THEM 😭😩
#LOOK AT THEIR FACES 😭😭😭#AND DAN VS PHIL IS COMING BACK BBY#I knew phil was gonna suggest it#I KNEWWWW IT#he absolutely has wanted to mention it since bringing the gaming channel back hahahahahaha#I love it#dan howell#amazingphil#dan and phil#phil lester#daniel howell#phan#youtube#dan and phil games
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Prompt 258
Halfas are like selkies. Or more like they’re similar to many animal spouses of myths and legends, trapped in (mostly) human forms should they lose their cloak.
That at least, Vlad warned Danny about within the first time of realizing what the other was. It’s a line neither will cross- not even the timeline where Dan came into being. An unspoken acknowledgement of not crossing such a boundary no matter what happened.
Even after his parents’ deaths. After Jazz’s near-death and coma.
It’s not exactly something Danny thinks of, really, especially not that he’s now survived highschool and practically moved across the country. Not to mention the fact he has Ellie and Jordan to care for. But it definitely comes to mind the moment Dan- only five at the moment- screams for him. And he’s not going to let anything happen to his kids
#Prompts#DCxDP#DPxDC#Danny’s skin is a cloak with star patterns on the underside#Ellie’s is a wraith-esque shroud#Jordan’s is currently just a hoodie#That he’s been lifted by by a time-travelling villain or would-be-hero-in-future#They won’t be expecting big mama bear Danny to tear over#They all deserve sharp fangs and claws and little hints they aren’t fully human#Danny got his dad’s height & Maddie’s body type#Not to mention Ellie when she hears someone messed with her itty bitty brother#Does Dan destroy the world a few times? Yeah but that’s still her baby brother#Almost forgot#Ghosts are Dragons
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