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i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year
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Celestial Body AU Outfits (click for clarity)
Like I said, they wouldn't actually wear this in my AU, but I like designing outfits so if they started serving ✨looks✨, then they'd look like this
#jazz fenton#dc x dp#dp x dc#danny phantom x dc#dp x dc crossover#danny fenton#dpxdc#dcxdp#danny phantom#dani fenton#dani phantom#dark danny#danielle phantom#danielle fenton#celestial object au#dan fenton#phantom family#dan phantom
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This is why you don't sleep with the Tyrant King - The consequence is children
Constantine avoids involvement with the Infinite Realms for two reasons.
Who wants to deal with all those Ancients in the first place?
He’s avoiding yet another unhinged ex of his.
Of course, hooking up with Pariah Dark wasn’t really an actual relationship, more like a one night stand via dream walking (Nocturn owed Pariah, but seeing as it would be insane to release the Tyrant King from his endless sleep, he’d give him a dream partner every couple centuries) - regardless, Constantine doesn’t want to deal with that.
So yeah - the fact that the Justice League is attempting to summon the High King into the Watchtower has him wanting to drink more than usual.
Of course he gave warnings, but they’re dead set on doing so. A green folder had appeared in the secure “cursed artifacts” vault with no trace of whoever left it there. How else were they gonna find out how it got there?
So Constantine’s stuck there to set up wards, and is trying to find his way out of this one.
When the summoning circle worked, no one expected the teenager to pop out of it.
Instead of Pariah Dark, or even the sarcophagus showing up, there was a white haired ghost boy with glowing green eyes the same color as the flames of the Crown of Fire. Except he didn’t look exactly like the others ghosts. He had a human skin tone, his proportions were exactly like a human teenager’s, and he was wearing a black and white hoodie with black sweatpants, for God’s sake.
… Were ghosts able to reproduce with humans?
Before any of the Justice League can get into questioning, Constantine speaks up:
“You’re not the Ghost King.”
Green eyes settle on him, lighting up with recognition - Danny knows exactly who this is, with the amount of complaints on his desk about the blonde. Clockwork also informed him (he didn’t want to know but now he does) of the man’s stint with Pariah.
Daniel “Commit to the bit” Fenton chooses to do just that.
“Of course not,” The confusion crosses the face of the heroes present- “That’s just because I haven’t had my coronation yet! I’m the Crown Prince, it’s practically the same thing!”
Oh, and the dread and realization crossing Constantine’s face is almost enough to make his core purr in amusement.
“Now I will gladly answer all your questions, but first!” His eyes swept over the heroes before raising his hand and pointing accusingly at the British warlock.
“John Constantine,” his voice boomed, the temperature of the meeting room dropping as his face stretched with a smile too big and too pointy, “You owe me fifteen years of child support.”
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Girl who wants her friends to live long and healthy vs guy who sucks at taking care of himself who wins
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Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious
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DPxDC au where danny and cass are instructors at a gymnastics and dance place, respectively, that share the same building, and their obliviousness to the obvious mutual crush leads to their students trying to get them together
Steph flopped onto the sofa grinning madly. Tim and Duke knew that look. Good luck to whoever triggered this mood. They were not helping them escape. And we're very glad it wasn't them.
Steph: You know the dance studio Cass works at?
Tim sighed. Poor Cass. We knew her well!
Tim: Yes. I helped set everything up. You are aware of this
Duke: What happened?
Steph: Ok! Get this. The unit opposite? Is now a gymnastics studio! The guy running it has the most adorable crush on Cass. And! She's no better!! They both get awkward and blushy! He even tripped over his own feet to help her once!
Duke: Yikes. So. Is he good enough for Cass?
Steph: So. I've already done some digging. Their respective students have already started pushing them together. So, research! He's the same age. From Amity Park. His parents, get this, mad scientists. He could have gotten an engineering degree, fully paid for. But went for gym and teaching instead. Because of the crazy parents. His older brother? Heir to Vlad Co. Older Sister is in neurology. Younger Sister is a travel blogger/journalist!
Tim: Ok. So, he actually came back clean for the teaching degrees and stuff? Like not forged?
Steph: Yup! He's been arrested once. For breaking someone's jaw when they attacked his friend. That's it. He is good with kids too! He does special classes for the street kids. With food, medical and showers with fresh clothes. All free. His big bro finances it as a tax write off.
Duke: Ok. So you approve then? What are you plotting?
Steph: Tim. Timmy. Timbers.
Tim: Yes Stephanie?
Steph: Blech. Fine. Sooo. You should totally invite the oldest bro to a gala. He'd probably drag his sibs. Then Cass can see him all fancy like!
Tim: That's a terrible idea. No!
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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!
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Here’s a list of times Danny has been spotted by the townspeople as Phantom outside of ghost fights!
1.) Laying down half asleep on a traffic light post, no one saw him fall
2.) Standing outside on the street during a big blizzard sipping what people are guessing was hot cocoa
3.) On the roof of Casper High looking at the sky
4.) In Casper High’s library browsing the outer space section
5.) In the park playing with a ghost puppy, who unfortunately kept turning into a large ghost dog and growling at anyone who tried to come close (it’s worth noting that Phantom kept trying to calm him down and apologizing, with the exception of Maddie, who seemed to make the ghost dog even angrier)
6.) Having a friendly chat with a large ghost wolf in the nearby woods
7.) On the street during a blizzard, waving at a large ghost resembling a yeti and going “Hi, dad! :D”
8.) Asleep on one of those couches in the local library with a book on astrophysics on his chest
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Headcanon for the Batkids:
Duke, to Tim: So what's up with you and Damian, I'm sensing some tension.
Later:
Tim and Damian are arguing:
Duke, to Cassandra: I didn't sense any tension, I was just bored, and wanted to start some drama, then I realised just how easy it is to pin Tim and Damian against each other.
Cassandra: And Bruce calls you the reasonable one, why?
Tim and Damian are now fighting:
Duke: No clue.
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CONTENT WARNING: STALKING
A lot of brewskis have noticed my slow down these last few months and this is the major reason for it. Yes, a person at my work has been following me at the beginnings of my shifts and has not gotten any repercussion. I don't feel safe anymore. My partner and I are moving, but even still we don't feel comfortable with me working at that place, however it's difficult as I don't have a college degree and this place pays more than most jobs around here.
We have some plans in place, but I'm financially struggling. I hate to do this, but I created a ko-fi to help with relocation and to help stifle some of the burden of quitting this job. All the money would go towards things like rent, groceries, and car payments. I do have a Patreon, but it isn't bringing in enough to help with this issue and I'm debating about deleting it due to me not being able to keep up with things over there.
Anything helps, but don't donate if you can't---reading this and sharing it will be a massive help still <3
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DC x DP Prompt
In the Danny Phantom Universe, the DCU is an MMORPG referred to as the DCGU and Miraculous Ladybug is a drama series for kids.
In the DCU, Miraculous Ladybug and Danny Phantom are beloved animated TV series.
In the MLBU, The DCU are comics, Danny Phantom is a console game, etc...
Basically what I'm trying to say is that all of these universes exist in the same universal bubble but can/do not directly interact with each other. But they are aware of each other on some level thus the games and TV shows.
But imagine if someone (or everyone) did something a bit ( really fucking) stupid and all of these universes combine into one.
I'm imaging that things would get chaotic very quickly.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dp dc crossover#dc x dp prompt#dc x mlb#ml x dc#mlb x batman#mlb x dc#dp x mlb#mlb x dc x dp#i only added these cause they're the ones I interact with the most#but i wanna see other crossovesr yk#please add more#please add other crossovers i begth you#i want to see what yall went and saw and go#yeah these would look really cool together and#*smush*#lol again#they didn't know everyone else existed but were aware on some level if that makes sense#half baked prompts
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