And to that, I hold. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.

(Original photo from medieval festival in Belgrade, Serbia - ig: @sarcasmaddict_ @_witch_king_of_angmar )

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"This would kill a medieval peasant". Most medieval peasants were farmers. You ever tried getting a farmer to go to the hospital? Those guys would truck through anything shy of losing an arm as long as the cows still have to be milked, that peasant is not keeling over from a dorito.

Sorry, but in 200-400 ish years a reincarnated medieval Peasant is going to play a ttrpg set in the time period of our modern day and the npc meant to be you is going to be described as a helpless, uneducated, rube who would explode if they got to eat cookies twice a day.

The GM is giving you a funny accent and your reliance on your apathetic government is being portrayed as a character flaw.

Oooo the players are trying to "civilize you" and give you a sense of purpose beyond "work till you die". They're teaching you to dance ooo.

I fucking misprise farming, the knights and l'rds standeth 'round mine own fields and shout "go wheat boy go"

Oh boy, I love potatoes! I sure hope nothing bad happens!

Medieval peasants lacked a lot of everyday conveniences we take for granted. For example, it might surprise you to find out how they lit their homes.

if i ever met sir Laurance Zvahl irl

like void paradox style

the first thing i would do is give him a Blue Raspberry Alani Energy Drink

just to see what would happen

Milord put mine tithings up two shillings this fortnite. Guthilde hast much fear we shall not afford the grain on the morrow.

Did medieval peasants travel?

Jason Kingsley, the modern Knight, discusses how and why peasants might have travelled in medieval times and why.

My medieval peasant lunches delight me

If I travelled back in time to introduce a medieval peasant to a modern concept I would simply pick baking powder. 

Me: --so basically, while we still have yeast, it’s not as necessary anymore!  Peasant: I don’t understand. You eat your bread unleavened?  Me: Well, sometimes? But other times, this acts as a yeast and leavens it. It’s less tangy, but it’s still good, especially for flavor profiles that need less tang, like something sweet. 

Peasant: I see! So in the future, you have a freedom of choice regarding what type of bread your family may eat! How wondrous! I am very happy for you. 

Medieval peasant chic

Wherefore art 'ranges hath called 'ranges but an apple is not hath called red? oh mine own marry i can’t taketh t anym're. Eatin a burg'r with nay honey mustard, eating a burg'r with nay honey mustard, eating a burg'r with nay honey mustard, eating a burg'r with nay honey musta

I think I shall succumb to the illness

:(