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𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝔽𝕒𝕚𝕣 ~ 𝔻𝕣𝕖𝕨 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕖𝕪
“ I’m (y/n) (l/n) and we’re the cast of Outer Banks and today, we’re going to test how well we know each other.” You smiled looking between the camera and the group to your left. Carlacia raised her hand as she motioned between you and Drew, “Drew shouldn’t be allowed to answer any of these because none of us will even have a chance.”
Everyone let out sounds of agreement as you shook your head, reading the first question, “I don’t know. These are questions that made me think about my answer.”
“Okay, oo. This is a good one. What movie animal is my dog named after?”
“I don’t think you’ve ever mentioned this.” Drew told you but you shook your head in disagreement, “I’ve mentioned it before but I think it was when you guys first met him.”
“The adventures of Milo and Otis?” Chase asked and Madison agreed but you shook your head. Both Austin and Drew leaned forward to try and read the car but you quickly pulled away, tucking the card against your chest, “Cheaters!”
“What movie has a dog named Milo in it?”
“Oh! The mask! His dogs name is Milo!” Rudy answered and you flipped your card, showing ‘The Mask’, “I’m a huge Jim Carrey fan and since Milo is also a jack russell, it was fate.”
“Oo, you guys are never going to get this one,” you laughed, reading the card, “it literally took me so long to even think about this one. When I was 5, I jumped off the banister and had to get stitches. Where were the stitches?”
Everyone looked over at Drew, who would be the only one to remotely know the answer but he just tilted his head at you in thought.
“Your head?” Madelyn asked but you shook your head, “Nope. My sister did though. Cracked her head open.”
“How are you and your sister still alive?” Austin asked, looking at you in surprise as you shrugged before writing your answer on the card.
“Your legs?” JD asked, snapping his fingers at you
“Nope. Not even close.”
Drew clapped his hands once as he looked over at you, “Your tongue. You bit through your tongue and had to get 6 stitches.”
“Your tongue?!?” Madison asked, looking over at you in shock as you flipped your card, showing the answer, “Yes. I smacked my chin on the arm of the couch and bit right through my tongue. My tongue was stuck and I had to get stitches.”
“You just need to live in a bubble at this point, girl.” Carlacia laughed as everyone agreed with her.
“What do I think is the grossest thing a person can do?”
“THROWING UP!” Drew and JD shouted at the same time as they high fived. You cringed as you showed your card that read ‘throwing up’ as the answer.
“I hate throwing up. I hate the way I feel before, during, and after. It’s just so gross and gives me the ick.” You shuddered as Austin patted your leg, “The first time she threw up in front of us, she cried because of how grossed out she was.”
“That was traumatizing for all of us,” Rudy explained, “we were out on a boat and she just went very pale and threw up. Everywhere. We had no idea what had happened and then she just started bawling her eyes out. We all started panicking, thinking something was wrong but then she said how she hated throwing up and it just…it killed the whole vibe.”
You chucked the marker cap at Rudy, who ducked but went to retrieve it, “Sorry that being seasick killed the vibe, dillhole.”
Letting out a laugh at the nest question, you looked over at Drew and shook your head, “you’re not allowed to answer this one. You’ll get the answer right away.”
“I’ve known all of these, baby,” he winked and your face went red as you hid it behind the card, “just trying to give them a chance.”
“You guys gross me out.” Madelyn teased, looking between you two
“What is my favorite show to binge?” You asked, but you wrote down two possible answers.
“That 70s show is one.” Chase answered, “I always hear the theme song in your trailer and you quote it constantly.”
“You also watch the walking dead a lot too.” JD added, pointing to Chase, “you yell at your laptop a lot.”
“Dude, you have no idea how long it took me to get used to her yelling at the tv.” Drew told him, “the first time she did it, I thought she was pissed at me for no reason but she was just watching the walking dead.”
Everyone started talking about how into your shows you get, causing you to hold up your hands in protest, “Okay, okay! There’s nothing wrong with being passionate about movie and tv shows. But yes, that 70s show and the walking dead are my go to.”
“Two complete opposite shows, by the way.” Madison pointed out
“Oo, how many tattoos do I have?”
Everyone went quiet as they stared at you, no doubt picturing the tattoos that laid under your clothes. You had been purposely asked to wear a long sleeve top and pants to not let them get the answer so easily.
“I wanna say…12?” Carlacia asked, tilting her head at you, “Most of them are on your right arm but I know you have a few on your left. You have the fairy wings on your back…”
“I know you have a dinosaur on your leg because I drew a hat on it last week.” Austin answered, causing you to look up from writing your answer, furrowing your eyebrows at him, “you drew a hat on Terrance?”
“You named the dinosaur Terrance?” JD laughed as you nodded, “Terrance the triceratops.”
“Terry, for short.” Drew added, pointing at you as you nodded
“I wanna say 10 or 15.” Madison said, leaning forward, “I know you got P4L after season 2 came out.”
“You only had like 2 when the show started.”
“There’s a few you guys don’t know about cause they’re always covered.” You told them, going over your answer. Drew didn’t even miss a beat with his response, “Well, they don’t. But I do.”
“Okay! Who’s next?!”
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Against All Odds | Part One
The continuous stream of notifications and the dull light of your phone screen pulled you from your sleep. You blinked your eyes a few times trying to moisten them as they were dry from having been shut for so long. You reached out in the darkness and grabbed your phone whilst sitting upright in your bed. Your eyes widened as the notifications on your phone wouldn’t stop. One after one they just kept coming, from TikTok, instagram and even messages from your friends. You looked at the time on your phone to see that it was three in the morning.
You unlocked your phone and went straight to your messages, hoping that these would shed some more immediate light on what was going on.
Annie: Ells?
Annie: Ellie are you awake?
Annie: Have you seen what’s going on!!
Annie: God your phone must be blowing up
CeCe: I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT
CeCe: ARE YOU STILL BREATHING?
CeCe: OMG CAN YOU ANSWER ME PLEASE !!!!
Milo: Lewis Fucking Hamilton wants to meet you.
Milo: Mate, I need you to answer me
Milo: Fuck me this is wild.
Your eyes widened as you read over the first text again. ‘Lewis Fucking Hamilton wants to meet you’. You immediately closed your messages down and went straight to instagram, you clicked on your profile and you couldn’t believe what you were seeing before you. You had gained over 30,000 followers. You had an endless stream of notifications.
“What the fuck is going on?” You spoke out into the darkness. You clicked onto the explore page and typed in Lewis Hamiltons instagram handle. From a quick glance at his page you couldn’t see anything directly having been posted about you. You clicked on his profile picture and began watching his stories. They were currently in Australia as the first race of the season would be happening this Sunday. You continued clicking until you came across a post of a reel that looked familiar popped up. The reason it looked familiar was largely to do with the fact that it was yours. Your eyes widened as you read over the words that appeared alongside the repost of your video.
‘I want to meet this girl @_ellsdrives’
This could not be happening. You closed down your instagram app and went to your phone to dial your best friend.
“Ellie! Jesus, I thought you might have just spontaneously died.” Milo spoke into the phone. “Are you okay?”
“It’s three in the morning....I’m freaking out a bit I won’t lie.”
“I’ll say.”
“I was asleep, I only got back from New York a few hours ago.”
“You know he even mentioned you in a press conference right?”
“I beg your pardon?”
“Yeah, I’ve been watching all night.”
“Why aren’t you sleeping Milo.”
“Insomnia, anyways I’m gonna send you a clip. It’s mad mate, he says your full name and all.”
“What?” Your phone buzzed in your hands at a video from Milo. “I’m just putting you on speaker for a sec.” He only hummed in response. You clicked play.
‘I love finding talent on social media, I think it’s honestly a great way to find the next generation of drivers. I think as the world progresses you have to think of new ways for people to get into the sport. I was on instagram the other week and I discovered this young girl, only about 25. Errr Ellie Love her name is….incredible driver, such an incredible talent and an obvious love for cars. These people are the future.’
The clip cut there. “I don’t even fucking know what to do right now.” You spoke back into the phone.
“If I was you I would watch the clip about 5 more times, and then message him on instagram obviously.”
“Saying what?!”
“Saying anything Ellie, literally anything! Saying thank you so much for reposting my video…saying my phones been blowing up non-stop….saying you’re a huge fucking fan.”
You rubbed your temples, feeling a migraine coming on. “I need to get some sleep Milo, what are you plans tomorrow morning?”
“Nada. Breakfast?”
“Please” you pouted through the phone.
“I’ll pick you up at 10, we can go to Minnow.”
“I’ll see you then tank.”
“See you then mush.”
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When you woke the next day, you refused to look at your phone. You got up and got ready without taking a glance at anything on it other than the time. When Milo rang you at 10am to say he was waiting outside you slipped your phone into your pocket and headed down to meet him.
“If it isn’t the newly world famous Miss. Love” Milo said a little too loudly for your liking as you opened the passenger door.
“Shut up you knob people will hear you.”He only laughed at your words, starting to drive off as you did up your seatbelt.
“How did you sleep?”
“I didn’t” you groaned, and it was true. Since you got off the phone with Milo last night you tossed and turned until you need to get up to meet him.
“I can’t believe this is happening to be honest with you.”
“Well that makes two of us. I don’t understand why he’s said what he’s said on TV?” You paused looking over at Milo. “I feel like I need to watch the full thing to understand the context.”
“He was asked about his age and how much longer he felt he would be driving for. Then he mentioned about how he knows he can’t go on forever, but how him and Toto already have an understanding that even after he retires from racing he wants to still be involved with the team.”
“So what he’s looking to recruit his own replacement?”
“I guess…in some ways yeah.”
"But he can't retire..not yet anyway." You were looking blankly straight ahead. "He's Lewis Fucking Hamilton"
"He is Lewis Fucking Hamilton."
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You had eaten breakfast, continuing to chat shit with Milo. Still refusing to look at your phone.
"Okay, it's time. You need to message him."
"I'm scared."
Milo looked at you blankly "Why are you scared."
"I don't know" you poked your phone that was on do not disturb on the table. "Just am."
"Come on mush. It's time."
You sighed "okay, okay." You tapped the screen, it coming to life showing the thousands of notifications that were there. You unlocked it and went straight to instagram, immediately checking your profile to see what your follower count was now.
"Christ alive. I'm up to 56k."
"Fuck off"
"This is insane" Next you went and searched for Lewis again this time clicking on the message icon on his page. You paused over the screen for a little while before you began to type out a message.
@_ellsdrives: Mr. Hamilton...you have got a lot of explaining to do. My phone has been blowing up non-stop. Just wanted to say thank you for reposting my video..and even mentioning my name in that press conference. I'm honestly a little starstruck right now.
"See what you think of this please" You handed your phone over to Milo and watched him read it whilst taking another swig of your coffee.
"Yeah good good, send it!" He passed your phone back to you before quickly looking at his watch. "They'll still be awake over there at the moment."
"Okay, I'm sending." You hit the send button and then decided it was time to look through some of your notifications. You had been followed by not only Lewis Hamilton on instagram, but two other F1 drivers as well. "Milo. I'm freaking out." He looked at you concerned "Pierre Gasly and Sebastian Vettel have followed me on instagram as well."
"You might have just become the coolest person I know."
You playfully threw your napkin at him from across the table. "Mate, I was already the coolest person you knew. No doubt."
"True true."
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You were back at your flat scrolling through your social medias when you received a direct message from the man himself.
@lewishamilton: sorry to catch you by surprise. I was just amazed by your talent. We're in Imola next weekend for our next race. Mercedes would like to fly you out. What are your plans?
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“Miss Love?” A man wearing a suit, holding a little sign with your name on it approached you.
“Yes!” You answered with a bright smile on your face. “But please, it’s just Ellie.” The man smiled at you in return. “And this is Milo.” You turned slightly introducing Milo to whom you assumed was your driver.
“Please, follow me. I’m going to take you straight to the circuit, but will drop your bags at the hotel for you.” He reached out to grab your suitcase and started leading the way to the car. Since the initial conversation with Lewis, things had got a little crazy. Mercedes had invited you and a friend to fly out to Imola and meet the team. Naturally you were bringing your friend Milo with you who was a huge F1 fan like yourself. You couldn’t believe how quickly the actual day had come around.
When you got into the car, you were greeted by a young woman named Melissa. “Hi guys!” She beamed brightly at you both. “I’m Melissa and I’ll be taking you down into the paddock today where you’ll be met by Toto.” She started to hand you both something, but you were still too focused on what she just said.
“I’m sorry, but did you just say Toto?” You were baffled.
“Yes.” She smiled. “If you could just wear these round your necks, these will get you through the gates and they’ll just let everyone know that you’re VIPs with Mercedes this weekend.”
You looked down at the VIP pass that was in your hand with a picture of yourself that you had to send over earlier this week.
When you arrived at the circuit you and Milo thanked the driver and followed Melissa down to the gates where you scanned your passes to gain entry into the paddock. As you and Milo both went through you couldn’t help contain the little squeal that came out of your mouth. You did a little jump in front of Milo who laughed at your actions. You apologised to Melissa and continued to follow her through the paddock.
Walking down the main strip was a surreal experience. It was something that most people only got to see on TV. Never in your life did you imagine that you would be here yourself, as a VIP guest of Mercedes.
As you were walking you noticed a familiar face heading towards you from the opposite direction. It was Pierre Gasly. Time seemed to slow down a little as you took in the man in front of you. He was looking at his phone. First thing you noticed is that he was taller in person than you thought he might be and in many ways he was way more attractive. You were a little shocked when his head raised and his eyes locked with yours. He abruptly stopped in his tracks and a smile overtook his face.
“Ellie?” He questioned. You were gobsmacked.
“Yes?”
“That is so weird! I was just watching a video of yours on instagram!” He turned his phone screen around to show that he was in fact watching a video of you driving.
“Well that’s a bit surreal for me I’m not going to lie.” You noticed as his eye line moved to Milo who was stood behind you. “This is Milo” You introduced. Pierre held out his hand to shake.
“Nice to meet you Milo.” He redirected his attention back to you. “Lewis mentioned you would be here this weekend. I have to run, but I hope to see you again later. I want you to take me for a spin around the track.” He dropped you a wink.
You were left in disbelief unable to say anything as he walked away, without looking back. You and Milo began following along behind Melissa again. “Pierre Gasly knows who you are.”he teased in a sing song voice.
“If you don’t shut up right now I’m going to knee you in the bollocks.” Milo let out a loud obnoxious laugh at your words.
#f1#formula one#f1 imagine#forumla one imagine#f1 one shot#formula one one shot#pierre gasly#pierre gasly imagine#pierre gasly one shot#pierre gasly fanfic#pierre gasly fanfiction#lewis hamilton
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Name: Susie!
Trainer?: Yes!
Pokemon 1: Brionne, ♀, named Lynne!
(Pokemon 2: Tentacruel, ♀)
(Pokemon 3: Frillish, ♀)
(Pokemon 4: Milotic, ♀)
Pokemon 5:
Pokemon 6:
Anything special you want in your stay?: Well, me and Lynne have always loved the water... We'd love to get to play with some water Pokemon, especially any that could immobilize us!
(Sorry, I hope I've not misunderstood how to submit!)
Understood, we’ll give you one of our water rooms now.
The water rooms at the Chateau are made specifically for Pokemon that cannot live on land. Water Pokemon like Sharpedo, Dragalge, etc. etc. They're on the bottom floor with a pool in each one. At least a bed or two for the trainer and any extra partners they bring with them. The pools are made specifically to provide as pleasurable a time as possible for the trainer and their partners.
Walking into this room are a young swimmer and her beloved partner Brionne, to which she has had by her side for years, as a swimming teacher and partner, eventually growing to view each other as more than friends. Falling in love.
“You like the room, Lynne?” The Brionne excitedly jumped on the bed.
“Bri! Bri!” Susie went over to the bed and pet her beloved girlfriend on the head.
“Can’t wait to get into the pool. The rentals should be here any minute.” Susie stripped down to her birthday suit and started stretching. Lynne excitedly started stretching too.
"Bri-Brionne!" Susie sat by the pool to wait for the rentals to arrive, with Lynne happily waiting beside her beloved girlfriend.
“Tenta-ten!” After a few minutes, a Tentacruel, Milotic, and Frillish came up from the depths, the Tentacruel excitedly waving towards the women who rented them out for the night.
"Nice to meet you guys! Let's have a good night together." Susie and Lynne went into the pool, nervous with excitement.
"Frill-lishlish!" The Frillish looked at Susie's body with lust, ready to get her pay's worth. The only thing preventing her from beginning the fun early is her sense of professionalism.
Susie winked at the excited Jellyfish Pokemon and shakes her ass a little, driving the Frillish crazy. “Frilllllll!” The Frillish began masturbating, in a way the author cannot describe due to a lack of knowledge in jellyfish biology.
The Brionne quickly swam over to the Milotic with hearts in her eyes. It was expensive, Milotic’s are among the most rented Pokemon here, but this was a little gift for Lynne for her and Susie’s anniversary.
“Milo.~ Milotic.~” The Milotic pet Lynne on the head, happy to see such an excited fan. The Milotic then wrapped the super-fan Brionne up with her tail before going down to her vagina and began eating her out.
“Bri, Bri!~” The Brionne yelled with excitement, being tied up by a Pokemon species she loved so much was a dream come true. Especially since she's being pleased by it in such a hot way.
Back with Susie, she swam over near the Tentacruel and Frillish, who quickly got to work with a sting of paralyzing venom. With the Tentacruel keeping her floating up with it's tentacles, the Frillish quickly got to work playing and tickling Susie's balls, being careful not to sting them and cause her to lose feeling there.
"Excitable, aren't you? You're really good at this.~" Meanwhile, the Tentacruel behind her inserted one of her tentacles in Susie's ass.
"Hrrrngh!~ You guys really are professionals, aren't you? You know exactly how to help a girl out.~" The Frillish began to take Susie's cock into her mouth and suck her off, while the Tentacruel continued ramming her tentacle into Susie's ass.
Back with Lynne and the Milotic, the two were getting close with the Brionne twitching excitedly waiting for release.
"Bri... BRIONNE!~”
The Brionne squirted all over the Milotic’s face, with Susie quickly doing the same, cumming in the water.
In the morning, the two limped out of their rooms to the front desk, Susie dressed only in a swimsuit so that she could continue playing with the hires that proved this place to be the expert location it is, with a plastic credit card in hand.
“ANOTHER NIGHT, PLEASE!” “BRI BRI!”
The woman at the counter smiled, anticipating the week, at minimum, those two would spend here and what it would mean for her paycheck.
“Of course, dear. The Château is always willing to please a paying customer.”
The woman at the desk yelled to the two women giggling and making out behind her.
“Denise! Jenny! Get back to work or you’ll spend your breaks cleaning up the stables!”
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Okay, I know I've literally never talked about Supernatural before on this blog but I actually am a massive fan of the series. I could honestly run an entire separate blog about it. Anyway I rediscovered Milo Greene's song "What's the Matter" earlier and it got me thinking about the episode Bitten.
People have eased up on this episode in recent years but overall the general opinion is still pretty negative, which I think is sad since this is probably one of my personal favorites. Keep in mind it's been a couple years since I've rewatched the show, so I'm running mostly on memory here.
First things first, I think it helps keep the series connected to its roots. After season 5, they kept trying to one up themselves in terms of stakes, ultimately leading to such events as "Satan's son's birth opens the multiverse". And we were sitting in the aftermath of Dick and the Leviathans™ where the show was heading back on its stride, so it feels really nice to just remind us where we began. Saving people, hunting things.
Second, it actually does a lot for the worldbuilding. We get to actually see the perspective of both the people being saved and the things to be hunted, all while they have to grapple with it. While they may not be the most compelling, it was really important we got to see the evolution of these friends, a view into the mundane yet interesting history of these regular people's lives. That way it really hits when things go to shit, you (or at least me) genuinely wish things could have gone differently for them. These people had dreams and goals, loved ones, and now two of them are dead and the other is on the run. All that and they still manage to convey it in a way that feels mostly organic.
On top of that, we get a particularly interesting glimpse into how Sam and Dean look from the perspective of strangers, including some interesting character details. Their shenanigans, their work. We really never get to see people who recognize them from other things (like don't they technically still have warrants for their arrest?) so I thought it was cool how the characters pick up on that.
The found footage aspect is usually hated by people, but I thought it was a really cool way to see it unfold. Cause remember, they could have easily just given us an episode from someone else's POV. But instead, we experience it as the brothers experience it. Context for certain things is missing, there are time jumps and finally it ends with a message directly for them both.
It makes sense that they would film what they do too (for the most part). We see that these are people who record fun and mundane things just for the hell of it, so of course they would record one of the most strange and harrowing events of their lives. In an era where people record strangers for internet points, it's honestly refreshing to see people record mostly just for the sake of capturing memories or entertainment for themselves.
I know a lot of people like it, but it holds a special place in my heart. When I think of the heart of the show, I don't think about the world ending or the multiverse or any of that, I think of stuff like this. Things that really stick in your mind.
And also that song fucks.
#like some people say its annoying but i disagree#the song feels so calming and has such a nice vibe that i think really fits the ethereal tragedy of the episode#supernatural#dean winchester#sam winchester#the winchester brothers#plus like in a show with gods sister or Gay Angel Superhell™ or A TERRIBLE HABIT OF KILLING GAY CHARACTERS IN THE WORST WAYS#is bitten really the worst we can find#found footage#LIKE THEY REALLY THINK THEY CAN JUST KILL CHARLIE LIKE THAT AND THEN REPLACE HER WITH A NEW ONE#AND EXPECT ME TO NOT HOLD A GRUDGE#SHE WAS MY FAVORITE I WAS SO UPSET WHEN I WATCHED THAT EPISODE I THOUGHT NETFLIX JUST SKIPPED CONTEXT BUT NOPE THATS JUST HOW IT HAPPENS#at least dean got to go on a “you killed my baby sister you fuckers” murder spree against the Stynes#but man this show did not treat gay people well. im honestly hesitant to go back in fear that ill see some transphobic shit#thats lily simpsons job not mine#saving people hunting things#the family business#sorry this post is significantly more rambly than usual i am so tired
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Pool Party
Ive had this idea in my head for a bit so here it is! The ending is kinda up to you! I just wanted to write about Angel being nervous about everything going right.
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Angel had a mission. It was a very important and big mission. The mission? Successfully pull a pool party for the pack. They had been planning this party for 3 weeks now, it was a party for the pack; meant to take place 2 days before the sun solstice. They managed to convince David to rent out an indoor pool for an entire day, and he said yes!
The closer the day came the more nervous Angel became. They paced, watching their phone, biting their nails. The entire pack was going to be there, plus Sam and two of Sam's other vampire friends. There was a lot riding on their shoulders.
“Angel, you are putting too much on your shoulders.” David said, sliding into the bed and opening his arms. Angel whined and fell into his arms, mumbling an ‘M not Davey.’ David rolled his eyes and held them close. “Yeah sure, tomorrow is gonna go great and we are gonna have fun before we feel like shit.” He kissed their forehead.
“I know I ju-”
“Nope. You worked hard getting this done for us. Asher and Milo’s mates have things covered in case shit hits the fan. And you will look good in your new swimsuit. Wasn't that why you wanted this party?” David rubbed their arms. Angel rested their head on his chest, nodded.
“Yeah..” They whispered, snuggling into him. “I bought it to really see if you had self control, like you can see everything.” They laughed. David rolled his eyes and smiled, “I have self control, Asher doesn't.” He kissed their temple. “Now sleep, you have a party tomorrow.”
David was right. He was always right about logical things, he would be there in case something happened.
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Angel and David went to the pool early to help set everything up. They met the lifeguards and went over rules, they were more lenient about them as everyone coming was an adult, besides the few pups. Babe and Sweetheart did show up to help out, setting food up and occasionally squirting Angel with a water gun to cool off their rising anxiety.
The water was cold too.
5 o’clock struck and they felt a layer of sweat engulf their body. Everyone should be arriving soon and the truck for the vamps would be on its way back. Angel paced, biting their nails. David reached an arm out, stopping them from walking a path into the flooring.
“It's only 5, they'll be here Angel.” David said, turning them to look at him. “It's like the moon solstice party, remember? We are gonna have fun baby.” he said softly, holding their face and kissing it gently. Angel nodded, holding David's hands on their warm cheeks.
“Hey guys party is starting, Amanda’s car just pulled up and so did Christians.” Babe peaked their head out of the entrance doors. Angel took another breath and held David's hand, “let's party Alpha.”
More people packed (pun very much intended) into the indoor pool, the only ones left were Milo, Sam and the two Sam were bringing. Surprisingly Asher was decently on time. Angel’s hand never left Davids, squeezing it every time a person showed up. They swallowed the lump in their throat and patted the side of their thigh nervously. David greeted everyone and rubbed his thumb on the top of their hand reassuringly.
The moment the truck pulled up Angel knew that the party was officially going to start. They took another breath as they listened to Sam and Tank’s playful bickering. Everyone was talking to each other like it was a moonbound solstice party, comfortable.
Angel looked at David who nodded and helped them stand on a chair. He whistled and they practically laughed at how almost everyone perked up like dogs. All eyes were on them.
“U-Uhm hi,” Angel waved nervously “Most of you know me I’m-I’m Davids mate. I made this party for all of you guys because you work so hard and the whole… thing with the games… this-this is for you!” They smiled. “A few thanks I must give out is to Mr. Vincent Solaire and his partner for coming with Sam and to Elise, Janna and Grayson our water elemental lifeguards.” They pointed out the two groups.
“Another big thanks to David for renting this pool out so the vampires of our pack can swim without worry” They smiled, nodding to Sam who nodded back in return. “We have this pool until 11 so it's kinda free for all. Note the lifeguards will spray you with water periodically; it's definitely not the 12 water guns I bought.” Angel grinned, they got a few laughs out of that one.
“Other than that, have fun! There's snacks and a small pool for the little ones- Asher I know what you're gonna say, Milo is an adult he can use the big boy pool.” They laughed, setting a hand on David's shoulder. David knelt down and lifted them up, arms wrapped around their thighs to keep them up high.
“To the pack!”
“To the pack!”
#redacted asmr#redacted fanfic#redacted angel#redacted david#redacted asher#redacted babe#redacted milo#redacted sweetheart#redacted darlin#redacted sam#redacted vincent#redacted lovely
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Girl in the chair - Pt 5
Sitting here unable to do anything as I see the psychotic dick, cut Milo. I'm internally screaming unable to do anything to help save him from the agony. I know he's acting tough trying to not give anything away about his power or to show weakness to the sick fuck.
Everything is disorientated, hearing nothing but my own thoughts. That's when voice penetrated through my thoughts. A deep voice the ricocheted through my mind as if it was hollow hitting off the walls. Something said in Russian.
"STOP IM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU ANYTHI..." Stating the sentence before I got put into my internal prison.
"Oh my God Milo" I say beneath my breath.
"Y/N it's okay I'm going to get you out of here trust me okay?" he says quietly
"Right now little miss Y/N has woken up we can continue, yes?" Rumlow states in a sadistic tone as he walks back over to the table placing a red book down on the table and grabbing the knife next to it. He starts making his way over to me, and I pray to god that Milo doesn't do something stupid and just lets me take the pain, I know I may look weak but I can stand my own, this has nothing to do with my stubbornness, okay.
He places the knife to my cheek and Milo cracks.
"STOP ILL TELL YOU ANYTHING" I release a breath I didn't know i was holding in. 'no no no milo' I think to myself knowing if I said out loud it wouldn't change the outcome.
"About time" He responds, he nods to an agent behind me who comes over and takes me out of the chair.
"Wait, you're taking her home right? It's either I know she is safe or you're not getting anything from me" I hear Milo say as I am escorted to the doors and taken out of the room.
I arrive home and left alone as the agents disperse back to their base. I quickly pick up my phone from the couch where I left it last and quickly rang Kate.
"KATE, you need to get to milo ASAP, this man called Rumlow is psychotic, he needs you and the other superheroes you clearly work with now down there and save his ass"
"Oh my god Y/N, are you okay? and don't worry we are already there, I'm going to send a S.H.I.E.L.D agent to get you back to the compound, and don't worry its one that we can trust, his name is Coulson, I've got to go to save Milo's ass now, see you back there"
She hangs up. I look around the house and there is no sign of my parents being home. I walk into my dads office and the once smashed window is now fixed, memories flashing through my mind.
I hear a knock at the door and I look out the window being cautious. I walk over to the door and he shows me his badge off the bat, the S.H.I.E.L.D logo big and on show.
"Agent Coulson, I'm guessing your Miss Y/L/N here to take you to the compound for a routine check up as requested from Miss Bishop and Mr Stark"
"Yeah that's me", the man looked kind and sincere obviously regarding to my current state of cuts and bruises, but I didn't feel like it was necessary for the pity parade for me, Milo had endured much worse and I couldn't help keep thinking if they did anything worse to him since I left.
I follow Coulson out to the black BMW car, he opens the back door and I get in.
We travel about 30 mins and arrive at the compound to be greeted by Kate. I run over with a bit of a limp to her after Coulson let me out of the car and give her a big hug.
"Where's Milo? Is he okay?"
"Yes he's fine Y/N he's in medical now resting, he has many deep cuts and a concussion, but banner said he will be fine, Ill take you up now to get looked at to"
As we go in I try to not have a little fan girl moment, seeing all of the heroes I idolise is just mind blowing
~ time skip ~
Its been a few days now since the day that will haunt me forever. The cut on my leg has healed over but still on the mend but overall I'm physically feeling better. Milo is a lot better now, he's off bed rest and is starting to move around more. Honestly crazy someone in his condition should have been on bed rest for at least a week, but I guess that what happens when you get bitten by a spider and it gives you super regeneration. Lucky little shit he is.
I've gotten in contact with my parents telling them I am at Milos house for the week, which they were strangely okay about. Especially my father he was practically trying to force me out the house. But honestly I was relieved I could not be bothered to put up a fight about why I wasn't feeling safe anymore anywhere I went. A constant pit of anxiety every time I walk around a corner of the compound. I know I should think this is the safest place for me to be however I thought about that when I was watching TV in my own home, but I guess I'm going to have to keep my guard up more.
I'm sitting a spare bedroom that the avengers were kind enough to give me while staying here with them. There is a knock at the door and I walk over to open it but before I could Milo comes barging in with Kate.
"Avengers party tonight and we are going" Milo exclaims while flopping on to the bed.
"Really?, do we have to? Can't we just stay in and watch movies again? I don't really have enough social energy in me right now." I say trying to get out of a room of crowds where you don't even know the people around you.
"No, come on Y/N, we have been stuck in our rooms watching movies since we came back, I need to let loose some extra energy that's been building up inside" He responds
"pleaseeeeeeeee" they both say in unison giving me the puppy dog eyes. I swear to God these idiots will be the literal death of me.
"OKAY, fine, we will go, now please stop with those god awful faces, we are going to need outfits"
"Don't worry about it, the girls said that we could borrow their dresses and for milo, Tony has a suit for him so we are sorted" Kate said with a big grin across her face.
They get up and leave the room closing the door behind them.
I roll over on to my belly on the bed and sigh putting my face into the pillow.
~ time skip~
Nat and Wanda are in my room and showing me and Kate dresses they have that will fit for the occasion. And that's when I see the perfect dress. A floor length satin gown, with a leg slit on the front of the dress, fit for any Stark party.
Kate picked out a purple satin dress with glitter on the top of the sweetheart neckline. Milo stumbles out the bath room in a black suit with a black dress shirt underneath it.
We walk from my room down the the function room. The corridor starts to feel like its starting to enclose, my breath starts to feel shallow and I start to feel my hands tremble as we near the room. My head starts pounding with an overwhelming sensation taking over my body. Hands clammy as we enter the room. The heat and sweat escapes the room through the doors and hits us almost instantly. Causing me to feel even more nauseous than before. The heat takes over my body rushing through and going to my head causing an dizzy sensation roll over me. I start to back out the room letting the others go in while I stay behind.
The doors shut.
I'm alone.
So I thought.
I walk away from the room with my head down focusing on the floor trying to calm down the panic attack that I was clearly having.
I walk straight into someone muscular and tall. I look up and it was him. The Winter Solider.
That's when the memories came flooding back. Him being outside the cell. Him following me. Every memory with him in before they injected me with that weird serum, came flooding back.
Everything fell to the pit of my stomach. Heart rate high enough to be almost life threatening.
Then he started saying the words, the words that triggered everything that I hated since that day.
"Longing... Rusted... Furnace... Daybreak... Seventeen... Benign... Nine... Homecoming... One... Freight Car"
Repeating the same words over and over again in Russian.
I was no longer myself.
#marvel#fyppage#marvel fanfic writer#fyp#spiderman#spiderverse#peter porker#peter parker#girl in the chair#webhead#marvel mcu#marvel cinematic universe#series
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Autistic April Day 10: Childhood Special Interests
I have three Childhood special interests which I want to talk about and they are the Tweenies, Fremantle Dockers and Tamagotchis.
The Tweenies was one of my first special interests I have had. The Tweenies is a children's TV show made by the BBC that is about four children named Bella, Fizz, Milo and Jake who go to a family daycare that is ran by Max and Judi. There is also a dog named Doodles. I had toys and books from the show. I also watched the show on VCR. I even went to their concert in 2002 but couldn't see the whole concert because I had to go to hospital due to abdominal pain.
The Fremantle Dockers is an Australian Rules football team. When I was younger I used to live in Western Australia and one day my family and I went to a footy game. I sat on my dads lap while he explained to what was going on with the game. I got really interested in it and my dad and I continued to catch the bus into Perth for games regularly. I have attached a photo of me from when I was 8 or 9 with Johney Docker who is the mascot for the Fremantle Dockers here.
Tamagothis are little egg shaped toys with screens on them. The screen featured a little pet which you can play games with and raise. Once I was given twenty dollars to spend on what I wanted so I was at the shops and I saw Tamagotchis for sale. They looked interesting and a girl explained to me what they were. I decided to spend my $20 on one and was a huge fan of it. I kept it on a lanyard and I cried when my first Tamagotchi died. I remember when I saw other kids with their Tamagotchis I asked them if they wanted to connect our Tamagotchis.
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1: This is a photo of me at a shopping centre with Johney Docker. Johney is a mascot that takes form of a person in a costume. He has longish blond hair and is wearing sunglasses. He is wearing a long sleeved shirt that is red on the right half and light green on the left half with a white anchor in the middle. He is wearing purple bands around both of his wrists. He is also wearing a pair of purple shorts. I am standing with Johney Docker I am about 8 or 9 years old in this photo. On my head I am wearing a black cap with the Fremantle Dockers logo on it. The logo depicts a man holding an anchor on a shield that is half green and half red. I am wearing a white shirt that has a blue oval on it with "Australian Idol" written in the oval. I am also wearing a red lanyard. The bottom part of my body isn't visible in the photo .
2: There are a list of prompts for each day of the month for Autistic April. The top and bottom of the image is light purple and the middle part of the image is white with black text on it. The black text says "Autistic April 2024 Prompts: 1: Special interests 2: How you found out you were Autistic 3: your favourite stim 4: alternative forms of communication 5: your favourite fidget toys 6: textures you hate 7: safe foods 8: other disabilities you have 9: LBGTQI+ 10: childhood special interests11: comfort items 12: your favourite Autistic celebrities or characters13: unmasking 14: sensory aids 15: misdiagnosis 16: Autism friendly places 17: Disability support you have received 18: animals 19: favourite thing about being Autistic 20: echolalia 21: idenity first or Person first language 22: the spoon theory
23: colours that represent Autism (not blue) 24: Autistic owned small businesses 25: meltdowns and/or shutdowns 26: Your clothing prefences 27: Self care 28: Relatable Autism memes 29: Accessibility 30: routines" There is an infinity symbol that is half red and half gold on the top right corner of the white section. End Description.
#actuallyautistic#autistic#autism#autismacceptance#autistic april#autism acceptance month#fremantle dockers#freo#footy#afl#Tweenies#tamagotchi
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FAN THEORY
Princess Mononoke, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood (along with The Sacred Star Of Milos), Baccano!, Black Lagoon, Monster, Wolf Children, Death Note, Summer Wars, Durarara!!/Durarara!! x2, Attack On Titan and Gangsta. are all set in the same shared universe as each other.
First off, to be most specific I'm referring to the animes. The english dubbed animes to be exact are the canon ones because they're just full-on 🔥 that it would be a huge disservice.
Second, the genesis for this theory is none other than Isaac and Miria's cameo appearance in Durarara!! and it got me thinking for fun could there be more. I know full well about the Naritaverse but that's the manga, I'm talking the anime.
As it turns out that there's surprisingly much more to this than you may think at just first glance —
Not only do all ten of these share very similar visual aesthetics but they also have incredibly brutal and visceral brutality, dark senses of humor that are used at the most appropriate times, storylines that keep on progressively building on each other more and more, they focus on unique and distinctive ensemble cast of characters with their own stand-out personalities and to top it all of, all ten of them are visceral thrill rides with plenty of no-holds-barred twist and turns that absolutely no one can see coming from a mile away. Each one are obviously set at different times but the most interesting one here is easily Attack On Titan.
How I see it is that AOT takes place in modern day post-Durarara!! x2, it just focuses on the Marley and Eldia conflict that the rest of the modern world have completely ostracized in absolute horror and disgust. It's then that the events of the series culminating in the Rumbling are what finally set things off with the U.S. government and others now taking full notice on both Marley and Eldia.
The universe that consists of these six is a world that's similar to ours except it's much more fantastical and violent. Other interesting details that I managed to come up with would be the following —
1). The entire cast of Baccano! are still alive to this day as they're all now immortals alongside Isaac and Miria and are now a street gang with government ties to them.
2). Since this is essentially an insane alternate history, I decided that it would make sense for this to be a world where every bad person gets their comeuppance or what they deserve. So real-life people like O.J., Trump, Cosby and even Jussie all got their brutal ends.
3). Even though he's dead, Kira's legacy still lives on as an underground following has developed with them looking to continue off where he left off.
4). There could potentially be more to this world, others that could in fact share the same universe but it's to show that there's way more going on in this 'Verse than just what's happening with these six. I would gladly include Where Eagles Dare, Overlord (2018), Breaking Bad and Sons Of Anarchy in here since they each would be able to fit perfectly.
5). Revy and Rock are currently now a married couple with three kids, the oldest is now heading off to college.
And that's just a mere few.
So give it a read and share your thoughts.
#Princess Mononoke#Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood#Baccano!#Black Lagoon#Monster#Wolf Children#Death Note#Durarara#Attack On Titan#Gangsta
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Dear sweet author, poet-est of words, curator of comfort and IF deity of angst...I am not ok. WE are not ok. I'm going preface this "ask" that actually isn't one at all (my very first ever, mind you) with an apology for how rambly and unhinged and it may end up being. I've been wrestling back and forth with my Anxiety about sending this (people-ing makes me nervous) but after finishing Book 1 I cannot get your story out of my head, and you deserve all the love and gushing.
The plot, the characters, the prose are all just so amazing! You're so very talented and deserve all the recognition for this work of art. I've been with your story since before the first Chapter was released and it has gone from something I have enjoyed immensely to one of my favorite IF's ever and oh boy have I read a lot! The lore and environment are rich, and each character has a distinct voice that is their own. There are so many wonderful things I could say but I don't think I'm eloquent enough with words to do it justice.
*SPOLIERS AHEAD*
Reading through the last few chapters, specifically 11 and 12, for obvious reasons I believe I can confidently say I have gone through the 5 stages of grief and more. lol I knew what was coming and it still completely subverted all of my expectations. Played through first as my Milomancer and the literal gut punch I felt in some of that ending dialogue, specifically on whether he cares or not wrecked me. I haven't had a visceral response to a story like this in so long it completely took me by surprise. Oh, and can we just praise you for that buildup of suspense leading to the talk with Milo. I was legitimately holding my breath so convinced we were going to find him at Mals and it was just the invitation. *Screeches*
Anyway, reading this has made me an absolutely feral, sobbing, punching the air howling into the abyss of a mess and I just can't stop thinking of all the possibilities of things to come. When I finished, I immediately went back, read through all the routes with all the variations because I just couldn't get enough. It's crazy to see all the hints, correlation within everything and put it all together. Just genius. There are so many other things I want to touch upon, but this has gotten so out of hand, I apologize. (I hope this doesn't come off as too overly familiar) But now that I've finally sent my first ask I think I'll be comfortable sending more in the future.
So, congrats on technically finishing book 1!! I'm looking forward to reading the beefed-up version and in the future the next book (which ofcourse is a long way off). I'm sure you're chomping at the bit to get everything completed but I do hope you take time for yourself to just relax and be proud of all you have accomplished. Remember to stay hydrated and take care of yourself!
Much love from an old broad who is just a big fan <3
Unhinged asks are my favorite!!!!!
Thank you so much for being here from the get go. I look back on almost a year ago now and kind of feel like I was looking at someone who had no idea what she was doing but was going to barrel through it all anyway. Which, to be fair, is how I treat most things in life.
I'm so glad that you went back and read it again after chapter twelve! I have been peppering in little hints from the get go. So much so that I thought nearly every chapter, someone was going to call me out. LOL! And some people did but most did not which leaves me just in awe.
I've taken next to no time for me, if we're going to be honest. LOL! But I'm hoping to son. Mainly, personal life has been hectic so I am looking forward to sitting and diving into my work again.
I really hope you send more asks in the future! I'm not scary and would love to hear from you. Thank you again so much for reading!
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May TBR--
Thanks to my newly minted library card, this is not all of my TBR for the month of May. Just the books I currently physically own. I’m so excited for the reads for the month of May. I get to start my Murderbot Diaries reread and I get to check out some books that have caught my eye but not held enough interest for me to actually go out and purchase them for myself.
1. Daisy Darker by Alice Feeney (Library)-- This is a Murder Mystery set on an isolated island. Daisy Darker’s family has never been what one would call functional. After years of avoiding each other, the family is assembling for Nana’s 80th birthday at the crumbling gothic house on a tiny tidal island. When the tide comes in, they’ll be cut off from the rest of the world for eight hours. Each family member arrives while harboring secrets and then at the stroke of midnight, as a storm rages, Nana is found dead. And an hour later the next family member follows. This is a retelling of sorts of the Agatha Christie story ‘And Then There Were None.’
2. Rookie Move by Sarina Bowen (Library)-- Leo Trevi has spent the last six years trying to do two things: get over the girl who broke his heart and succeed in the NHL. But, on the first day he’s called up to the show, Leo gets checked on both sides. First, by the team’s coach who has a grudge; second, by the team’s sexy, icy publicist--his former girlfriend Georgia Worthington.
3. Greenglass House by Kate Milford (Library)-- This one seems to be a Middle Grade Mystery/Fantasy novel about a place called Greenglass House. It’s a creaky smuggler’s inn that’s always quiet during the wintertime. While Milo, the innkeepers’ adopted son, planned on relaxing during his holidays, things get thrown off course by the ring of the guest bell. It rings again and again. Soon, Milo’s home is bursting with odd and secretive guests who each bring a strange story that’s connected to the old house.
4. Demon in the Wood by Leigh Bardugo (Library)-- This one seems to be a graphic novel version of the Darkling’s history and backstory. I think it’s the only Grishaverse thing I have yet to read. I was never interested in buying it so I’m glad I finally have my library card and can read it for free.
5. Neverworld Wake by Marisha Pessl (Kindle)-- This is a YA Mystery following a group of friends a year after the death of their friend Jim. His girlfriend Beatrice has questions she wants answered and their meeting again gives her that chance. And then a mysterious man knocks on the door and announces the impossible: time for them has become stuck, snagged on a splinter that can only be removed if the former friends make the harshest of decisions.
6. A Study in Drowning by Ava Reid (NetGalley)-- A Fantastical Dark Academia novel that looks like it will be everything fans of Dark Academia could ever want. Since childhood, Effy Sayre has been haunted by visions of the Fairy King. She’s found solace only in the pages of Angharad--author Emrys Myrddin’s beloved epic about a mortal girl who falls in love with the Fairy King and then destroys him. Effy’s tattered copy is all that keeps her afloat through her stifling first term at Llyr’s prestigious architecture college. So when Myddin’s family announces a contest to design the late author’s house, Effy feels certain this is her destiny.
7. The Marriage Act by John Marrs (New Release)-- From the author who brought us the insanity that was The One, comes a new Mystery/Thriller. What if marriage was the law? Dare you disobey? In near-future Britain, a right-wing government believes it has the answer to society’s ills--the Sanctity of Marriage Act, which actively encourages marriage and punishes those who choose to remain single. But four couples are about to discover just how impossible relationships can be when the government is monitoring every aspect of our personal lives and will use every tool in its arsenal to ensure everyone will love, honor, and obey.
8. All Systems Red by Martha Wells-- I’m finally starting my reread of The Murderbot Diaries! I cannot explain my excitement. I’ll just quote the GR synopsis since there’s so much I could just burst forth with already. “In a corporate-dominated space-faring future, planetary missions must be approved and supplied by the Company. For their own safety, exploratory teams are accompanied by Company-supplied security androids. But in a society where contracts are awarded to the lowest bidder, safety isn’t a primary concern. On a distant planet, a team of scientists is conduction surface tests, shadowed by their Company supplied ‘droid--a self-away SecUnit that has hacked its own governor module and refers to itself as ‘Murderbot.’ Scornful of humans, Murderbot wants to be left alone long enough to figure out who it is, but when a neighboring mission goes dark, it’s up to the scientists and Murderbot to get to the truth.”
9. The Beauty and the Beast (Minalima edition) by Gabrielle-Suzanne Barbot de Villeneuve-- I’m so excited to read this interactive, illustrated version of the original story. The epic love story follows a beautiful young girl imprisoned in the magical castle of a monstrous beast.
10. The American Roommate Experiment by Elena Armas-- This is a standalone romance novel that is set after The Spanish Love Deception. But I’ve been reassured that I don’t need to read that one first. In this novel, we follow aspiring romance author Rosie Graham whose life is a little up in the air following her quitting her well paying job. But through a misunderstanding Rosie and Lucas both end up staying at her friend Lina’s apartment. They end up trying to break Rosie’s writer’s block in some unexpected ways.
#to be read#tbr#tbr pile#monthly tbr#monthly to be read#may tbr#may to be read pile#may to be read#bookish#booklr#bookblr#bookstagram#books#daisy darker#rookie move#greenglass house#demon in the wood#neverworld wake#a study in drowning#the marriage act#all systems red#beauty and the beast#the American roommate experiment#the murderbot diaries
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Wally anon: Huh, that's interesting to me cause I have not run into that much, but I guess that's cause I mostly keep tabs on Harringrove circles fhdjd. Entitled fans of shit like that are annoying as hell, though. Even if I can appreciate Steddie when the time is right, let's be entirely honest wth ourselves that Joseph Quinn is the main reason Eddie managed to be as successful as he was cause as soon as that man showed up, he was THE. most blatant of the "Well, THEY'RE gonna die" ST characters, so it was difficult to be wholly invested. But I can see why you're torn on Steve's survival with this context. I feel similarly about h o w forced S4 tried to throw him & Nancy back together when it's like...they are in totally different places in their lives rn & if other characters have to tell us they're into each other a thousand times instead of...showing the chemistry, it don't hold up under scrutiny. ❌️
Oh, yeah, that I agree with. I meant he wouldn't react in a creepy way. But he'd be flustered for s u r e. 👍
lollllll yup @ thinking about raising the grade. He would fully be into the fantasy if he was already that distracted & looking for relief & then get self-conscious the next time he went to class cause he couldn't help but think about it. He is a committed one that way. The really part is imagining him trying the book/backpack strategy cause Wally/Milo is tall as hell, so there's no way it would look natural with either, especially rushing for privacy. 😭
Exactlyyyy. The reader thinking they're crazy & everything before seeing him in full glory of what he's specifically doing at whatever place in the school he's doing it & them not knowing what to do because it's like ???? but also 🥴 Apologies? if this ends up inspiring you to write something else haha (although also not cause more Wally/Milo >>>>).
(Also: very appreciated you getting silly with it. There's a time & place for it, but this is one of those occasions.)
For real!! I knew he was gonna die from the first episode. Like, was it that surprising? It’s the 4/5 season and the cast is already pretty full, he’s definitely not making it to season five😂 Joseph has charm but the way he played him was just a big red flag about Eddie’s short term stay…
Oh, believe me, this is giving me the motivation to write Wally/Ryan/Zed/Milo any one of his roles and more 😩 don’t apologize for that i’m so serious
Wally definitely isnt creepy, just a confused lil guy (big guy tho because Milo is 6’3 🫣… did someone call for some size difference? a giant?) stuck in a time where he had to be stereotypical. I mean, his whole character in season 1 is about how he was expected to do all these things when he didn’t actually one to do them to begin with. Or, he wanted to try them, found out it didn’t make him happy, and couldn’t move on to try something else. I forget how he phrased it in the show.
I WAS PICTURING THAT😭 I used Jacob Elordi’s height when he’s carrying a backpack/textbook in euphoria as a reference in my head because he’s like 2 inches taller than Milo, and… yeah it looks silly😭 But it’s a good type of silly, because he has the charm to play it off in a comedic way before he gets down to the serious business.
We fr think we’re hearing things, maybe high school is making you delusional lmao. The lack of sleep, stress, something except that it’s a real thing happening in front of you. But it’s totally real. And it’s even funnier if you guys made eye contact but he doesn’t think you actually are looking at him because no one’s seen him before, so you think he doesn’t care and it one brave mfer for doing it💀 (<- him)
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Every finale is different
This is the week of several TV premieres and finales. So today, I thought I'd share some recent cartoon finales and how they made me feel.
Phineas and Ferb (ended 6/12/15): The final episode did a great job of ending the show on a high note while also driving the stakes high enough for a finale. This being my favorite childhood show and it ending just prior to my 18th birthday, really made it feel like my childhood was coming to an end. I was able to watch the finale again shortly after viewing it the first time, but it still hit hard.
Gravity Falls (started 6/15/16): Weirdmageddon as a whole wrapped up the show really nicely. The whole thing was near perfection, just like the whole show. I was obsessed with decoding Gravity Falls for a good while, so when the finale happened and there was suddenly nothing left to decode... that felt wrong. And I was left with a gaping hole that no other show has come close to filling.
Milo Murphy's Law (no episode premieres in June... yet): What is now looking like the series finale... looked at the time like just a season finale. It should not have ended like that. We know Dan and Swampy had plans for a third season, it felt like they were planning something even bigger than what they already had, and we can be reasonably certain that MML ended up going out with little fanfare because Disney screwed it over very bad and very often. But at the time I was excited because I thought it was just a season finale and that there would be a third season at some point. It's not looking good for that though. But as it stands now, the MML finale got overshadowed by...
Star vs the Forces of Evil (Mewberty/Pixtopia premiered 6/15/15): The whole finale arc was a dumpster fire. Cornonation was the last really good episode. I get what they were going for, but it just didn't work. And when it was gone, strangely enough, I didn't feel too bad. The show had overstayed its welcome and it was its time to go. And it helped that I wasn't quite as invested in SVTFOE as the others on this list. Sure, I think an extra season would have helped things to not feel so rushed in season 4. But the series felt like it was meant to end at The Battle For Mewni, and the rest was just tacked on after that because they needed to write the rest of season 3, and while they were at it why not chuck on a season 4?
Amphibia (premiered 6/17/19): I'll admit, I wasn't too big a fan of this series at first. I thought it looked like a poor man's version of SVTFOE. But boy was I wrong. The plot of Amphibia progressed naturally and it turned into an amazing story. The world was built perfectly. And the crown jewels of the series were its finales. I have now watched the Amphibia finale twice, as of three weeks later.
Rankings:
5. Star vs the Forces of Evil
4. Phineas and Ferb
3. Milo Murphy's Law
2. Amphibia
1. Gravity Falls
#finales#phineas and ferb#pnf#gravity falls#gf#milo murphy's law#mml#star vs the forces of evil#svtfoe#amphibia
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Does Aidan play a main role in Mayor of Kingstown s2? Thanks in advance!
To answer your question honestly: nope, not even close. We're five episodes into this season and so far he has appeared in four(or maybe 3, I can't remember) but he's only gotten one scene in each of the episodes and those scenes are never very long at all. The scene in Episode 5 has been his longest thus far this season.
I'm a bit disappointed. Last season was pretty much the same, though I think he appeared in less episodes last season, but Aidan said that they would be delving further into Milo and you would get to know him more in Season 2. So of course I hoped that would mean he would get more screen time. More than likely Aidan himself didn’t know for sure and was just hoping like we all were.
I mean, maybe they had planned to flesh the character out little by little over time. I'm not sure, but now I'm worried we may not even get the chance to find out. With Jeremy Renner being badly injured I think the future of the series is in jeopardy. Especially since it's not that well known and I don't think it's pulling in tons of fans, so them canceling it wouldn't come as a surprise at all.
I was so hoping he'd get a decent sized part in this series because he looks so much more like himself in it as opposed to KIN. That's not to say he doesn't look handsome in KIN, he looks very handsome, he just doesn't look like Aidan. However, the two things I really appreciate about KIN is that he gets a lot more screen time and he gets to use his real accent, which doesn't happen anywhere close to enough.
If you're asking to see if it's worth subscribing to Paramount+, I can't really answer that for you. I love the man and will watch any and everything he does, no matter how small the part. The only time I won't pay for something of his to see is if it's just not possible for me to, like it's only released in certain countries or not at all. Like Pickups. So my answer to if it's worth it will always be YES.
But I understand that there are more casual fans than myself (and I'm not saying that's bad, we all have our absolute #1 fave and many have a list of other people they keep tabs on or as I call them, side pieces). But listen, I truly do NOT understand why the whole world isn't in love with him. I can't wrap my head around it. He's perfect, it makes no sense. Nine years ago I took one look and I haven't been the same since.
BUT! if for some reason beyond all comprehension, he's a side piece for you like Tom Ellis is to me, then I would say that it's probably not worth subscribing to a channel you otherwise have no use for.
And once again, I apologize for replying to you with a novel. See what I mean people?! It's impossible for me to keep most of my replies short and sweet. Ugh. I did a short and sweet reply the other day so that's probably my limit on short and sweet for the month. Or the quarter, not sure which.
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If she upgraded why are they still stuck on Cole? They been shipping Lili with every person she interacted with and now that she has a man, the only time they speak of him is to compare him to Cole lmao.
2. They're using the "I'm glad he with that ugly b*tch" to convince us they aren't butthurt because Cole moved on. If otherwise, they wouldn't make up shit to get everybody to hate on her and spam her posts with bs.
3. Have they seen Milo?? 😭 I love pets but that is one ugly ass dog.
4. Lili looks like she could switch roles with Madchen atp.
5. How would one know this information about a celebrity who doesn't share this type of information...
6. We all know if this was the other way around (Ari dating her acquaintance's bf) it would be a weekly topic.
7. They love twisting your words
8. Not a dick print is seen on any of the photos they share of Spencer half naked.
All of her fans are jobless lunatics who spend more time on these blogs hating on him and everyone who isn't kissing Lili's ass the way they do. They swear her career is going to take off, she's in love, etc. But be more focused on what her ex is doing instead of supporting her... when Maria was here it was all about trying to get him cancelled for the abuse allegations but now they're just keeping up with his life like they're watching a reality show.
OML...hilarious.....Dylan's house is being renovated and why is it terrible that Ari's visiting her family? Just because PP has a horrible rustbelt trashfam and avoids them like the plague doesn't mean Ari does. She has a loving, classy family...and look how quickly and deeply Cole integrated...
Ummm....there are sooooo many pics proving Cole has a huge D, it's something PP herself routinely alluded to....and SHE'S the one who clearly doesn't know how to top or give a massage...
I legit hadn't bothered with any of them in quite some time and, honestly, can't say I missed it. They're sad losers inexplicably obsessed with Cole and me....
I have better things to do (and I include taking a dump as being superior to their bullshit)
Also, nothing to indicate (other than Bazzi and Damon, who both admit to their struggles, etc---so don’t be a dick) Cole’s friends are “all drug addicts”, plenty to demonstrate PP is one, tho....
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Hiii okay pick and choose or do them all haha :] 001, Catch 22, 002, Girlverse Cathkorn, 003, Girlcart (I'm sure you saw this coming) and your OC Saph :')
HEY MAX thanks for the ask and yes i will do all of them >:}
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CATCH 22
Favorite character: Cath... idk. :] he’s so terrible but so dumb and his parts are the funniest to read. Awful person wonderful character. I want another book of just his reactions to Situations bc he’s just such a Guy. The guy ever
Least Favorite character: I think the answer for most people is aarfy. and I agree but I'm gonna also say captain black. Aarfy because he was created to function as basically the Worst, and Cpt Black bc i just personally find him annoying. There’s a lot of awful guys in c22 who are fun to read about, but reading these guy’s parts is just “man them again. do they ever shut up”.
5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):
Kathcorn 4ever </3
M&W (thanks max)
clevbar (thanks max)
Yoss/luciana - they’re a classic
space reserved for random joke stuff that has no reason other than “these guy’s names are always mentioned together so they’re a Thing now” (gus/wes or plitchard/wren) there’s no reason for this but its funny
Character I find most attractive: Any character I draw tbh. I think they’re all supposed to be just Guys but i cant help being like “hi 😘″ when i draw them.
Character I would marry: NO ONE. they are so ridiculous Luciana
Character I would be best friends with: clevinger maybe. we’re both annoying and like to seem smart.
a random thought: said this earlier but they will never make a good adaptation if they don’t get the cathcart or the milo right. They're so integral to the story and they’re always adapted like “look at this funny guy. he’s going to be a nuisance.😉 now back to yossarian”. and milo is always clean shaven and cathcart is not smoking his opulent cigarette holder? why not??
An unpopular opinion: i dont know what unpopular or popular c22 opinions even are. major major could beat captain black in a fistfight
My Canon OTP: Do cath & korn count. I think they should count (has read every part where they’re mentioned like 20 times and morphed it to fit my interpretation) I think heller could’ve meant it in a homophobic way. Gay disney villain korn time.
If they don’t count i think the Yoss & Luciana bits were always fun too.
My Non-canon OTP: Milo & Wintergreen just cuz I love your writing for them max. I never would’ve come up with this on my own since I don’t think they really interact cuz the concept itself is so fun. Business rivals>business partners> Love??
Most Badass Character: No one they are all kind of losers. Maybe Orr
Most Epic Villain: same for the last one. they’re all lame. Or the idea of the catch itself and all of it’s enforcers
Pairing I am not a fan of: maybe this is my unpopular opinion but i think yoss & chaplain are not ideal romantically. its the fandom go-to romance bc its the literal first line (and i used to love them when i first read the book) but idk. theyre ok to me and not as fun as all the other wacky and crazy guys out there
Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): I think duckett should NOT have been into yossarian and her thing should've just been being girlbffs with cramer. love loses. heller has to write every woman the way he does :[
Favourite Friendship: ME and MAX catch22bffs forever <3. real answer i think clev/dunbar/yossarian have the best conversations theyre all so insufferable in their own ways and its great
Character I most identify with: nurse cramer. kinda her friend starts dating some guy and she’s like “ok what happened to being girl best friends😒”. and dobbs in the sense that i am kind of bad at a lot of the things i have to do
Character I wish I could be: NO ONE for real this time. i can’t think of a single guy who isn’t either awful or has awful things happen to them. or both
Kathcorn :>
When I started shipping them: i remember reading the book the first time and thinking ‘wow they are just like my ocs. theyre dating behind the scenes haha’ and then forgetting about them. And I get back into the book and find a few other people who are Cath n Korn fans, I get really into Kathcorn Kontent, I draw them more and now they're my favorites <3
My thoughts: they’ve got one of my favorite themes, where the relationship isn’t beneficial to their main goals at all really. They both want to rise the ranks and being In Love with your right hand man isn’t really gonna help with that. Korn’s like one of those edgy guys who says he doesn’t want to get attached to people because it’s Just a Distraction from the Real Goal. And Cathcart’s one of those annoying guys who says he doesn’t want to get attached to people because it’s Just a Distraction from the Real Goal. And then both of them would try to justify it in their own silly ways and eventually have come to terms with it. And its also funny cuz they’re both just The Worst.
What makes me happy about them: they are both so lame and evil and sucks that everything they do will be entertaining to me
What makes me sad about them: I dont think they can even exist in a way that isn’t destructive to each other and everyone else around them. Not really sad since I focus more on the silly aspect but it could be. Not that they wouldn’t deserve it but it sucks that they have to drag the entire world into their evil love affair </3
Things done in fanfic that annoys me: Nothing they are ALL good i think to be a korn&cath liker you have to already Understand so all the fanfictions will naturally be good bc of that
Things I look for in fanfic: For it to exist and for it to center around their inane interactions and just how awful they are but in a #love way
My wishlist: I wish we got a scene inside the farmhouse. Just to see what theyre up to 🤔I wish we got the Korn chapter too
Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: no one comes to mind. dreedle and peckem
My happily ever after for them: their happily ever after is probably promotion and continuing to ruin lives but i think they really have to end up in the farmhouse. They cant have a farmhouse and not just retire there when everything goes wrong. its too convenient and its perfect
Girlcart<3<3<3
How I feel about this character: genderswap of cath that i got really attached to for no reason. Cathcart is interesting as a hypothetical female character since he’s trying to be this stereotypical toughguy all the time but he’s also so dumb and evil and awful. girlcart, i wuv her. she’s so important. She’s just woman cathcart but there’s the added interest of how she ended up as a squadron commander as a woman in the 40s, her relation with masculinity/femininity, whether she becomes more sympathetic when her problems are not all self imposed.. and we need more loser evil women everywhere
Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: could it ever be anyone but girlkorn
My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: to be honest she wouldnt have many friends but i think her interactions with milo would be funny. i like what we made up about Girl Milo being very ‘this is my 10 step beauty routine you should do it too. buy M&M skincare’ and cathcart being like ‘eww... makeup, gross” but also wanting to impress milo because milo is Successful
My unpopular opinion about this character: She deserves everything ever shes so special. girlcart hiii. she sucks and she’s lame
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: there’s no canon bc we just make it all up. but i think her established storyline is growing up and not really belonging anywhere that a Lady(TM) would typically in the 20s-30s, always being second best in the rich east coast elite world and being desperate for some recognition. I think she deserved a friend who wasn’t caught up in the whole status thing
Favorite friendship for this character: does milo count? danby? anyone? Korn’s her only friend and cathcart can’t stand her. I’ll be her favorite friend
My crossover ship: what would she even cross over into?? she’d need a kornguy that’s all i know.
Saph (OC)
How I feel about this character: Spy character for my main story. She's been around for longer than any character i’ve ever liked ever. I made her in middle school and she was a dragon named Sapphire (hence the Saph) and she’s stayed with me through countless story changes. I dont think because of anythign particularly special about the character but she was my first OC and typical toughgirl undefeatable no-weaknesses character made by a 12-year-old. and i think she retains that in sprit but in practice she’s a total mess. I <3 U saph
Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: Riya, another oc that i made to be saph’s sidekick also in middle school who i recently decided should #love her. I can’t really see Saph in any romantic situations so they’re either in an awkward purely physical relationship that’s really tragic for Riya or its an equally fail unrequited love situation. Riya’s not very outgoing so she’s kind of stuck with Saph and Saph doesn’t tend to get attached to anyone
My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: Riya again if you count the weird sexual-platonic thing they’d have going on. but she’s also got her spy team of basically a bunch of frat boys and they like to be Dudes together. I don’t like them tho and a lot of them are basically expendable in the story. rip
My unpopular opinion about this character: she could fight 1000 demons and 1000 skeletons & not get scared
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: since her spy team is out trying to kill a politician (other side of the story) i think it would be funny to write the alternate ending where they team up cartoon-style against a Greater Evil. i think the personalities would mesh well (awfully). I think a lot of her problems couldve been avoided too if the spy team had ditched their stupid orders and just gone on the run (which she and riya do in the end anyways)
Favorite friendship for this character: i feel like she’s the sort to always Know A Guy wherever they go. but i dont really have anyone specific yet aside from the main characters and their counterparts. So for now im answering Riya for a third time.
My crossover ship: i have nothing to cross over except catch 22. im gonna say wintergreen
#c22#my story tag#sorry this took forever i forgot about it but i was dedicated to doing all of it <3
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ALL MINE
or: it’s easy to have a good time, if you don’t mind getting a little messy - all it takes is meringue, cream, and strawberries.
the long-awaited finale of LOVE HEART! gn!reader, domestic fluff to smut, absolutely and without exception minors dni. this is… a lot more explicit than i thought it was going to be - i really didn’t think i had this in me, but what @ejunkiet wants, @ejunkiet gets! i hope this does the hot boi summer aesthetic justice :) sweetheart’s a brit because i say so - it’s not necessary for the plot, but quite frankly i think it’s a crime that eton mess and trifle don’t exist in america, and this is my only way of promoting them, so there you go. @solclaw is the source of all knowledge, and i am making trifle in their honour - rowan darling there is always an extra bowl for you!
sweetheart is gender neutral, and their anatomy is not described. milo’s skin is stated to be of an appropriate colour to show love bites, but no specific colour is mentioned and the reader’s skin is not described at all. milo being an excellent sous chef for just over 3600 words.
this fic contains explicit content, and is 18+ only. minors please do not interact with this one i am BEGGING you. thank you.
“sweetheart, you’ve, uh… you’ve got a little somethin’ just there…”
“here?”
“a little higher, to the left - no, no, your left - let me just-”
he licks his thumb and strokes it over your cheek, wiping away the stickiness as your lips pull into a very familiar smirk. christ, he knows that look, knows what it means when you run your tongue over your teeth, eyebrow cocked and head tilted to the right - it usually means that whatever you’re about to say probably isn’t fit for polite company.
“it’s not fair - how come i always get it all over my face?”
damn that mouth of yours - even when he knows it’s coming, you still get him blushing up a storm. “not my fault you’re such a messy eater, sweetheart. maybe i oughta have you wearin’ an apron next time.”
you smack lightly him in the arm with the wooden spoon, laughing at his mock-outraged expression as you go back to your cake batter. “go and get me one then, lover boy. it’s weird to hear you telling me to put on clothes, though.”
he… yeah, he doesn’t really have a comeback to that.
the two of you have been in the kitchen all morning, putting together the desserts for david’s birthday party this afternoon. it’s pretty fucking warm today, early summer and all, so you’ve got all the windows open and the fan going full blast to try and balance out the heat from the oven. both of you are sweating from the humidity, so he’s can’t really be surprised you’d forgone the apron for a little while.
david always insists that he doesn’t want anything for his birthday, but the rest of the pack - as happens every year, and’ll probably happen until the end of time - has other ideas. about a month ago, his mate had sent him off on some errand or other and got straight on a video call with you, sam, and ash’s mate to get something together.
(he still can’t figure out how the four of you seem to read each other’s minds, ‘cause the lot of you can be fucking terrifying when you’re on a mission. if he’s honest, he’s still not recovered from that goddamn prank with the door, and he knows that ash has lived in permanent fear of sam’s overhand serve ever since his mate had made the dubiously-successful suggestion of late-night tennis. it’s got to be something to do with this secretive “mates’ group chat” he’s heard legends of…)
(it gets a little more complicated when you’ve got to get the actual wolves involved, but david’s mate is a force to be reckoned with when it comes to organising shit. jesus, it’s like they’re the alpha, sometimes, and you’ve told him that you’ve met superiors at DUMP that are less intimidating. it’s no bad thing - that’s what you need when you’re dealing with a crack team like the one right here.)
(well, maybe less of a crack team, and more of a team on crack, but that’s what you get for trying to get him and ash to actually stop bickering and decide on a playlist or whatever.)
in any case, the pair of you have been put in charge of desserts for today - well, nobody was going to have ash go anywhere near anything that needed to be edible, and sam had declined politely, saying something about how “unless david’s developed a taste for O negative, i might not be too much help in the caterin’ department”. fair enough.
it doesn’t help that basically the whole pack is coming, and wolves aren’t exactly known for their, uh, delicate eating habits. you’re going to need a lot of food, and as if that wasn’t enough, you’re going to have to impress david fucking shaw. looks like the fridge is going to be working overtime in this weather, huh?
you’d taken it as a challenge, which meant that yesterday evening had been dedicated to all of the shit that needed to set overnight: tiramisu, cheesecake, chocolate tart, caramel shortbread… he doesn’t know how the hell you managed to balance it all in the fridge, but he’s not touching it, not a chance.
(it’s got to the point where he had to ask you to grab him another can of soda off the shelf because he wasn’t looking to accidentally knock something over - you’d thought it was funny, but he’d been dead serious! that new flavour you bought - the ones in the pink cans? - is really good, especially in this heat, but it’s not worth a dessert catastrophe, alright?)
(he’s especially not going near the trifle on the middle shelf - it looks pretty freaking impressive, what with all the layers and shit, but he doesn’t need you mad at him for swiping one of the raspberries off the top.)
(he remembers you making it last time, when his ma’d come over for lunch at the weekend, and you’d damn near kicked his shit in for accidentally trying to put the custard in before the cream. let’s just say he’d got the message loud and clear - he doesn’t get in the way when you make trifle any more.)
this morning’s endeavours have got you two dashing about trying to get the last few desserts finished, in a flurry of buttercream and baking powder. neither of you could remember whether david likes chocolate or vanilla more, and his mate’s not picking up, so you’d just made both - the victoria sponge is cooling on the rack over by the microwave, and the chocolate cake’s just come out of the oven.
fuck, it’s hot in here today.
the morning is almost unbearably humid, sun beating down outside between a few, sparse clouds. looks like you’re both going to need a shower before you go, as if there wasn’t enough to do. his shirt’s unbuttoned, sleeves pushed up to the elbows and collar hanging open, and he’d be tempted to take it off entirely if he didn’t know that when he does that, you almost always end up late.
you’ve got all of the ingredients for cream puffs (at least, he thinks that’s what they’ll be? you’d rattled off some fancy name, and he’d just kind of nodded and gone back to his strawberry mousse) laid out on the counter, while he slices up some kiwi for the fruit salad.
he’s not bad at cooking, by any means, but you’re the pro when it comes to desserts - he’s really just your sous chef today, and the system seems to be working pretty well.
(hey, it’s not like he minds you bossing him around a bit. he certainly hasn’t been complaining about the view today, seeing as the warm weather’s got you wearing a little less than normal.. and christ, when you do that thing where you grab him by the hips to move him out of the way? you know exactly what that does to him, you little minx.)
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in the style of @yetdevout
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#3
fizzing hot day!
or: he feels like seawater, drying on soft skin.
gn!reader, no content warnings, unless you count shirtless simeon (which, let's face it, we probably should). oh simeon, my sweet and tragic beloved. is this an established relationship? you’re looking at me like i have any idea. inspired by MIKA’s ‘sanremo’ and ‘tiny love’ - strongly suggest listening to those as you read! i am convinced that late afternoon on the beach in the sun is a different world altogether. simeon discovering what beach days are for in just over 1100 words.
it’s a beautiful summer’s day today, and you’ve decided to go to the beach.
you’ve been here before, so you know roughly which parts of the waterfront to head for and which to avoid. luckily, there’s only a handful of other people here today - no families with noisy children, or big get-togethers with loud music, or holidaymakers dragging huge umbrellas across the sand only to inevitably sit right in front of you.
just the occasional few people, scattered across the beach, peacefully soaking up the sun and the breeze and the quiet.
“so, how exactly does this work again?”
you get the feeling that simeon still doesn’t quite understand the purpose of sunscreen.
“but humans need sunlight to live, surely. when we’re in the devildom, you and solomon have to eat those… the little yellow marble things in the jar? why do you have to protect yourself from the sun when you eat your sunlight pills every day anyway?”
or, apparently, what your vitamin d supplements are.
(you explain it to him every time - you know by now that it doesn't work, but his concentrating-face is so adorable that you do it anyway. his big blue eyes go all wide and earnest, his lips part just slightly, and your heart goes all fluttery, every time.)
it doesn't matter. you take the bottle from his hand and squeeze a good amount into your palm. time to get to work.
"but d-aaah…"
his body is smooth and pliant under your hands, muscles relaxing into your firm touch as you rub the sunscreen into his back. you work over the crest of his shoulder blades and down to the small of his back, watching the soft, rich shimmer of his skin under the summer sun. the breeze is cool and gentle as it washes over you.
he stretches out on the sand underneath you like a cat, lithe and lean, and all of a sudden you suspect that he won't protest the next time you offer to put sunscreen on him.
"well, if you - mmm - put it that way, i can see why humans - hahhh - why humans bother with all of this."
exactly.
it takes a little while to get yourselves sorted, considering how distracting simeon's general state of undress is, but before long you're both settled under the umbrella. it's too heavy for you to normally bother bringing it, but it turns out that simeon's angelic strength is good for more than just opening jars and manhandling solomon away from the oven - who knew? it's a good thing too, what with the way the sunlight beats down over the sand, shattering over the waves.
for a little while, the world is quiet.
just you and him. the smell of salt, the crunch of sand, the rush of water. the sky is a rich and endless blue.
you open your eyes. you're not sure when you closed them, but when you turn your head, the distant shapes of seagulls twist and scatter in the sky. from here, the water looks cool and inviting - perhaps it'll be nice to go and dip your toes in.
“mmm, that sounds good. here, let me help you up, love.”
the sand scrapes pleasantly between your toes as you walk towards the water, fingers entwined with simeon's. as you get closer, an idea pops into your head - does simeon know how cold the water is the first time? you start to run, laughing, pulling him by the hand as he stumbles along, damp sprays of sand kicking up behind you both as the balls of your feet leave clumsy divots behind you.
simeon’s laughing too now, eyes scrunched up into happy half-moons as the water comes rushing up to meet you, still running full-tilt into the surf as you brace yourself for the inevitable-
“mc, d-hahhhh!”
yep, after an hour or two spent lying under the warm sun, the water is just as coldcoldcold as you’d predicted - and, if the way that he’s clinging to your waist and shaking his head frantically in protest is any indication, much colder than simeon had been expecting.
“you’re - hahh - mc, you’re so mean to me!”
he smiles playfully into your hair as he says it, and as you chase away the goosebumps across his back with your palms, it sounds like“i love you”.
you don’t let go of each other, but somehow you drift a little further into the water until you’re up to your waist - the temperature gradually gets a little more bearable, but you still shiver into him every time a cold current sweeps past. he doesn’t seem to mind.
you don’t say anything. your mouth is too full of clouds, soft and airy and light. the seagulls cartwheel across the endless blue above you, and you think that simeon’s is too.
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SWEET TALK
or: you’ll always be his favourite flavour.
an apology - this is written in american english, which i do not speak, for a character with a very strong regional accent, which i do not know very well! readers are encouraged to please raise cringe shields to maximum as a precaution. gn!reader, all fluff all day, no content warnings. thank you to the lovely @virtualizated for science support - have a tube of smarties on me! did you know that M&M’s are from new jersey? inspired by ‘my baby just cares for me’ by nina simone, which you should definitely listen to while reading this. milo finding out what love means in 1800 words or less.
(for context - "sweethearts" are a type of small, brightly-coloured confection sold in america that are made of chewy wafer stuff and have short, lovey-dovey phrases printed on them. we have an equivalent in the uk, called "love hearts", which (unlike the american version) are made of sherbert.)
“hey, sweetheart. you got a minute to talk?”
it shouldn’t be as hard as it is to get the sentence out.
it’s not like he doesn’t want to talk to you, and he never gets tired of talking to you - hell, he’d listen to your voice all day and all night if you let him - or anything like that. it’s just that this is about something kind of important, and he really doesn’t want to screw this up.
he fishes another candy out of the box and pops it clumsily in his mouth. this one is purple, and it says BE MINE.
he’s always had something of a sweet tooth. can you really blame him? david used to get on his case about always having some kind of candy in his schoolbag when they were kids, but by now the rest of the pack knows it’s just the way he is.
it works out pretty well - he’s always got something for when the kids (and ash) get restless at long pack meetings, and he knows it makes david smile just a bit whenever he sees the half-open packet of M&M’s on the counter.
(he still remembers the look on ash’s face when he’d first overheard him calling you ‘sweetheart’ - he’d had to tackle him over the side of the couch to stop him from telling you exactly what his favourite candy was.)
(you’d thought it was just their usual antics and gone into the kitchen to get some water, while he’d been busy telling ash to shut his goddamn mouth before he could embarrass him any more in front of you. yeah, so you make him all soft and gooey when he looks at you, but that doesn’t mean he needs the whole freaking pack to know why he calls you that!)
your work phone rings just as you’re walking over - both of you know that that ringtone means it’s important. you smile sheepishly at him as you rummage through your bag, but he doesn’t mind. it’s just an occupational hazard of dating the best, most gorgeous, intelligent, hardworking investigator in all of dahlia.
you kiss his cheek on your way out to the living room, and he blows you a kiss of his own as you disappear down the hall. you’re cute.
he slumps backwards onto the bed, legs hanging off the side, and takes a deep breath. the light above his head makes him squint up at the ceiling as he reaches for another candy. your voice, echoing from the living room, the lingering heat of your lips on his skin - god, how did he get so lucky? he thinks about you (as he always does), as he chews on FOR EVER.
it must have been, what, the thousandth date? millionth? he’s never been one to leave his sweetheart lonely. he likes to say that your little encounter with that shade was your first date, but you always argue that it was actually a few days later, when he showed up on your doorstep with a bunch of flowers, cotton candy pink, and his ma’s yelling still ringing in his ears. what a couple of romantics, huh?
(god, she’d been beside herself with worry when he’d turned up at her place. he’d staggered back from your apartment in a daze - mostly from your kisses but a little bit from blood loss - and realised that he’d have to bite the bullet and let her finish up the healing you’d started. he’d managed to play it off as a souvenir from work, but since when had that ever stopped his ma from telling him exactly what she thought about it?)
(she loves you though - always inviting you over, telling you stories about what a handful he’d been as a kid, sending you home with enough leftovers to feed the whole damn pack twice over.)
(he’s half convinced she thinks you’re far too good for him, and she’s probably right, but it never stops her from giving him that look when she catches him staring at your lips like a goddamn fool, or pulling your chair out for you at dinner all fancy-like. it’s not his fault you deserve the world on a silver fucking platter, and if he wants to treat you like royalty, then he damn well ought to do it right!)
he’d made sure to take you on all of those classic dates you like - the park, the movies, the arcade, the theatre, the ice rink (god, that one had really been embarrassing), all that sort of rom-com type shit that makes him look like the most lovesick idiot on the planet. this one had been in the summer, august-time or something, a saturday in the middle of the heatwave.
you’d called and said you’d take him out for ice cream at that sundae place downtown, and he remembers the way, after you’d hung up, that he’d screamed into his pillow over how goddamn sweet you’d sounded on the phone, calling him up out of the blue like that.
(of course - he forgets sometimes that you ever used to live somewhere else. he’d asked you to move in with him about two months before and you’d said yes, but you’d had until october left on your lease, so you were waiting until then to properly move out.)
you’d turned up at his door an hour later, looking like a million dollars even in the blazing california heat, and oh, the way your whole face had brightened up when you saw him? he could have died a happy man right then and there.
the ice cream parlour had been busy, but you’d grabbed a booth by the window and told him to go up and order for you - you’d reeled off a list of toppings as long as your arm and beamed up at him, and he’d blinked, nodded, and wandered off towards the counter in some sort of love-drunk haze, still replaying the way your eyes had softened and sparkled when he’d held the door open for you a minute ago.
(he’s not sure how, but he’d actually got all the toppings you’d wanted correct - even the extra wafer in the top and the two different flavours of ice cream. the girl at the register had looked at him like he was crazy, but it had been worth it to see the look on your face when it had arrived in front of you. it’s his favourite photo in the world.)
(he’d only asked for one extra kind of candy on his. he remembers you laughing when you noticed, when the waitress who brought them had recited the order back to him, you want me in your mouth that badly, milo greer? and god, he had, but he wasn’t about to admit that to the whole damn room - he’d just stuck his tongue out at you playfully and jammed a spoonful of ice cream in his mouth to stop him saying something stupid.)
spoon in hand, you’d been in the middle of a story about the department handler guy two cubicles down from you - something about glitter gel pens and a restraining order? - when he’d felt it.
there’s a word on his tongue. he rolls it around his mouth, feels it clinking off his teeth and melting all sweet and sticky. KISS ME is written backwards on the inside of his cheek, but that’s not the word he’s thinking of.
his mouth is full of words - ALWAYS, ME & YOU, ONLY YOU - and that’s nothing new, not when it comes to you, but this one tastes different. he knows why.
the rest of the date had been good, despite the crushing heat outside. he’d walked you home and kissed you senseless on your doorstep - you won’t admit it, but his shifter hearing isn’t just for decoration, so he knows he heard your cursing as your legs gave out once you shut the door. he’d gone home with a word in his mouth, tucked behind his teeth, and he’d wondered if you’d been able to taste it on his lips.
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My #1 post of 2022
no thoughts only vincent, lovely, and darlin' INSISTING that "sam" is short for "sandwich" - vincent started it and now the three of them all have him saved as "sandwich collins 🤠" in their contacts
lovely, shouting up the stairs: we're going to be late! sam, come on!
darlin', trying not to laugh: sandwich collins, you get down here this instant!
sam, head in hands: for the last GODDAMN TIME-
will, across the room, thoroughly bemused: now now, sandwich, i won't have such language under my roof.
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#tumblr2022#year in review#my 2022 tumblr year in review#your tumblr year in review#HAHAHAHAHAHA#i cannot BELIEVE that my top post is the fucking sandwich post that's BRILLIANT#also hello fizzing hot day! wasn't expecting you to be here but i am very glad to see you!#also I TOLD YOU I WASN'T KIDDING THIS IS A RAE SRIRACHAA STAN ACC BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE#also yes i know i mostly reblog my own posts YES I GET IT#that's all my self rbs when i write something lmao#ykw i'd say its been a pretty good year in gingerbreadmonsters land#we have fun on gingerbreadmonsters dot com 🥳🥳
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