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Me upon realizing that even in different situations MC can pull all of these men without trying the true RIZZ master of them all:
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kalims · 1 year
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sugar
flushed — when you fluster them and how they act.
do you want a 'kiss' — not an actual kiss, the chocolate.
falling (asleep) — you fall asleep on their shoulder.
w/ malleus draconia
commissioned by paru !
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flushed — when you fluster them and how they act.
typically if it was anyone else, they'd have a really hard time to gauge out a reaction from malleus when the most they'll get is probably a barely evident crease, or raise in his brows.
in this case tis our very lovely mc who malleus is very much already on the ground from how fast he fell. you could do just about anything, give him a rock or something, and he’ll thank you eternally and keep it in a room above the most eccentric gifts he's ever gotten.
(god forbid if sebek ever enters, and sees some random rock on a pedestal meanwhile his gifts for the master is just.. there on some table like malleus didn't even think twice to leave it there then worship that rock!)
^ well thankfully, out of respect. sebek believes that someone like him simply is not privileged enough to enter the room of his esteemed master.
anything remotely affectionate from you would definitely send malleus to cloud nine for the whole day, he's practically emitting comical hearts every second you're together. they're trailing after him as he's following you around.
so you have a variety of choices! a heartfelt compliment, a hug, maybe even a kiss. whatever you choose will only feed on the overflowing glass that's called; 'malleus' love for mc'. trust me if you think he's like 67% in love with you, you're WRONG.
it's actually 101% and it's still increasing I swear 😭 
well the glass I was talking about is probably overflowing right now, and it's also probably going to start drowning everyone.
as in… everyone's just stuck to witness malleus' insanely endearing reactions to your shenanigans. should they be scared that malleus would probably do it in a heartbeat if you asked to take over the world??
yeah they should tbh.
in this case, I believe a close hug then a whisper in his ears would really make that arrow hit straight to his heart. you can't just whisper 'doritos' though! /j but you shall instead proclaim your love for him instead with a single 'I love you'.
it's funny to see his face completely freeze. you can practically hear his brain absolutely blowing up. there's a wobbly grin stretching across his face, the tip of his ears turn a shade of pink.
he looks… shy, but oddly pleased.
hellour congratulations malleus will not stop till you're both bound for life 💀 trust me he won't take anyone else if it isn't you anymore. he loves you THAT much.
malleus is not aware of the feeling blooming in his chest, it's foreign. he could even describe it as addictive. he's clueless really, but what he's sure of is that he wonders if you'd feel that too if he did the same to you.
oh well.. you've exposed him to such a euphoric feeling. it's only natural for him to return the favor. 
so honestly just expect him to be the rizzlord for the rest of your existence, he's rizzing you up every chance he can get. and the fact that most of it is just him not trying at all, and just being himself.
which is also funny cause when he does try to 'charm' you it ends up in fail.
like who let him bring you the 'rewards of his hunt' as a courting offering.
and when he tries to recite a letter he wrote for you, it's very endearing, and flattering but he's been talking for quite a long time now and you're concerned.
do you want a 'kiss' — not an actual kiss, the chocolate.
*malleus holding a big ass bowl* yes pls
^ but that's if he knows it's chocolate, and still wants the legit kiss. in a way that's the amount he'd want if it was the real deal.
not that he does know! cause malleus isn't exactly educated in the chocolate culture. as horrifying as it sounds, i doubt he snacks on chocolate in his free time.
I guess he didn't have much time to be a child :(.
he's tasted it before though! but knowing specific brands doesn't really cross his mind. for malleus chocolate is just chocolate. 
so he definitely doesn't know that there's a brand of chocolate called kisses.
so when you ask him if he wants a kiss he's like: yes. IMMEDIATELY. 
ok maybe not immediately but he gives you this certain look, and when he registers your silence at his face he realizes that you're being serious. 
malleus rn: well I mean ur offering so 
WHEN DID HE EVEN FINISH EATING A MINT CANDY.
jokes aside it's almost sad to think how he'll react when it's in fact, not a kiss.
when you pull out some kind of thing wrapped around in some kind of foil and place it inside malleus' palm he's just confused. where are his kisses?? why are you giving him this thing??
malleus spots the 'kisses' label on it and blanks.
oh.. so that's what you meant.
okay he's happy to receive anything from you but that's foul play!
but he really likes you so he won't comment on it 😞 you didn't even elaborate so it's partially his fault for jumping into conclusions.
no one can explain, not even you when there's a visible aura radiating off malleus. something gloomy, and he won't tell you even if you point out that you've noticed him constantly glancing at your face.
well your lips but you also don't know that.
falling (asleep) — you fall asleep on their shoulder.
would refuse to move at all.
first of all, he's honored that you trust him this much to lower your guard, and fall asleep on him. malleus is aware, sorta. he doesn't stop talking but instead slows down his words.
he doesn't want to wake you up, does he?
so he just settles on rambling in hopes that even in your dreams, his voice would reach you. you'd dream of him day, and night.
but when he's done malleus makes very little movement, hyper aware that you've fallen asleep on him. so when he finally assumes a position most comfortable for you, (plus one where he wouldn't crane his neck too much to peer at you) and he just stares.
he's done this plenty of times when you were awake so he doesn't know why he's doing it now. maybe it's because he sees you awake every time, and when you were, he could see the slightest bit of exhaustion present in your eyes.
this way he can be at peace knowing you are.
he recalls your certain features, he'd love to just gaze into your eyes right now and see himself in it but the fact that he can feel all your weight on him is better than anything he's ever felt before. 
cold, rainy days in nrc are just a blessing from grace.
but you now just discover that rain here is a lot stronger than your local pour back at home. to make everything worse, you had no idea it was gonna rain this hard, and if you did you wouldn't have taken the time to visit the city on a sunday.
now you're stuck waiting under a cover outside a shop. your patience honestly starting to run thin. from your legs sincerely, you're immensely thankful for the random bench under it cause you're sure they would have been quaking from the amount of time you spent waiting.
but you do like the weather, cold weather is rare to see when the sunny days reign over many.
you should have brought a jacket or something.
"child of man?"
you blink when malleus tilts his head at you, a thin smile playing upon his lips. his shoulders seem to ease up at the sight of you. your eyes fly above him, weirdly enough it's like there's some invisible force protecting malleus from the weather so he's completely dry.
albeit weakly, you still make an effort to give him a half hearted wave. 
of which he notes.
malleus makes his way over to you, and your beloved bench you had started acquainting yourself with. "may I?" he gestures beside you, and you take that as an initiative to move over.
he takes a seat next to you right after.
"how are you faring?" his eyes crinkle, he stares deeply into you. 
you chuckle. "well I'm stuck here for a while I guess. I already miss my bed,"
the man beside you raises his brow before lightly raising his shoulder, leaning towards you a little for emphasis but you're sure that's just another excuse to take up more of your space.
you get what he's implying in a second. "oh no, no," you shake your head. that would be… embarrassing. 
but your yawn betrays you, and malleus easily coaxes you into using his shoulder. with or without your will, you can't even remember what happened until you blearily open your eyes, and realize the rain has passed by.
when you wake up you feel like you've had the best sleep in your life. but you're sure you would have frozen to death by now.
your hands feel the fabric between your fingers, previously taken over your shoulders. ah.
… as well as a pair of eyes staining into your existence.
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mamalunawolf · 6 months
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Meme Idea Line
Ok so using this meme. Imagine if all your mcs met. Just imagine.
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I'll start first
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MC A: Hogwarts Legacy
Amaya Sinclair
No clue how she got here. Was just trying to rizz Ominis before she magically appeared in front of two other girls. Wears 19th century clothing like it was her last day alive. (Black if could). Will most likely insult the other MCs. But will apologize later on once she realizes how similar they are. Won't apologize to MC B for her lack of fashion. Questions how they are her future grandchildren.
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MC B: Hogwarts Mystery
Emily Bennett
Was in the library trying to find answers on her brother. No clue how she got here. Panick. Friend. No fashion sense. Got called mudblood once and punched them. Worth it. Snape is terrified of her. Duel master. Will most likely learn a lot from MC A. Why are we related?
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MC C: Hogwarts Magic Awakened
AnnaMarie Santos
Why? Was in potions classroom trying to rizz Daniel. Is insanely stubborn. Superior fashion sense. Punched a pureblood and she liked it. Didn't realize she was related to MC A or B. Takes MC B to hogsmeade for decent clothing. Asks about the Weasley twins. Cries. Cries harder.
Conclusion. They all cried. Had butterbeer. Told their stories. MC A had to give MC B and C the talk. 🥴 Realized how weird they all are. MC C took a photo and saved it. Printed copies for both MCs. Harry and Draco found out (since time turners were used illegally). MC A tried Rizzing Draco. Worked and now terrified. All MCs went back to their time period leaving clues for each other.
Question? Should I make a story about this? Someone draw this please.
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a-stone-slab · 1 year
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Shauna is one of the best rival in the series, and here’s why.
Finally crossposting this here from my other socials, so… here we go!
(essay on Shauna Pokémon under the cut)
Shauna is the best rival in the series, she was just incredibly overlooked because X&Y was such a bad set of games.
Researching her teams shows that Dragon is her most reoccurring type, implying that she is technically a Dragon Specialist as she uses it the most. Which means she can control and command dragon types without fail.
Another detail is that she knows competitive information. She breeds a starter pokemon to give in the postgame, with one guaranteed perfect IV, based on that Pokemon’s best stat. Along with that, her teams in the Battle Maison have EVs invested in their best stats, along with good natures and movesets to go with those EVs. That means she’s got enough smarts to master competitive battling.
Shauna’s also got smarts in other ways. She knows Clemont and the two are good friends, but Clemont only knows technical terms and information. That means Shauna knows enough to converse with Clemont and not get lost in the conversation. She’s also smart enough to realize when the group in Team Flare’s base is outnumbered, and tricks some Flare Admins into chasing her down, evening out the fight as best as possible to avoid anyone getting overwhelmed in the fight. That, and she’s smart enough to know how to solve puzzles, and even uses that love of puzzles to hack into the door sealing away the Legendary Pokemon in Team Flare’s base.
And finally, Shauna has rizz. At the Parfume Palace, there’s an infamous scene on the balcony: the fireworks scene. Now, she makes some vague advances, furthered by the butler giving you and Shauna a TM for “Protect” (right after she kinda flirts with the Main Character). The fact that the butler thought something would actually happen that implies that the MC, as a general character, didn’t visually deny her advances/forced ship tease, meaning that anyone not involved would think they were enjoying it. Rhat means that she was able to successfully rizz her new neighbor up within days of first meeting them.
All in all, these facts show that Shauna has talent, smarts, personality, and rizz (the only thing she doesn’t have are looks but looks are subjective anyways, so those don’t count here).
This proves that, as a general character, Shauna is the most accomplished rival in the series, only suppressed and hindered by the bad quality of the X&Y games.
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hellhoundmaggie · 1 year
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for your SH OC, I wanna know 👀:
🎯, ✏️, 💎
"Emily" Scarlet is Book Smart/Hot. She saved Duke, drank the tea, went back for the children in the mine, saved the library with her master debate skills, convinced Reese not to kill his mother, got Stabby back on the rails, and supports the strike whenever possible. She tries to maintain good relationships with everyone she can -- especially Tabitha -- but will probably burn all those bridges when she romances Wayne.
What do they do best?
Lawyering. As a first year associate at a prestigious law firm, not only does "Emily" have nigh-inexhaustible patience for poring over contracts and statutes, she also has some talent for talking to clients. Being autistic, she doesn't have the rizz most Hot characters have, but she's pretty, sweet-natured, eager to please, and in possession of fairly good judgment. The higher-ups like to fob difficult clients off on her, because they know she'll manage their unreasonable demands graciously and won't complain about poor treatment. Despite being such an asset to the firm, she probably won't rise very high in the ranks: networking is her greatest professional weakness, and not even she recognizes her true worth.
How often do you draw/write about them?
I do not make "official" works about "Emily," except the occasional Picrew. I do not draw, so there are no original images of her. When I write SH fanfic I like to create an MC specifically for that story. I imagine I am that specific character when I am writing the story, but they're not "my" OC. (If I ever finish my Wayne smut, I hope people will guess which film character I named that MC after.)
Do you ever see yourself killing off the OC?
Only if "Emily" dies in the game because of the decisions I make for her. I would prefer that she lives.
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