The time of reckoning has begun,
WITNESS, THE RISE OF DETECTIVE JIGSAW!!!
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I haven’t made art in so long but halfway through the naming of the year I picked up a pen and started drawing. Anyways here’s fungalore
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New Rules:
Table Flip: You can flip that shit once per match to win automatically.
The Pen is Mightier: Pen stabs in the leg are now legal.
My Body and Blood: You can eat the bishops, but you have to eat the whole thing.
Air Bud: Dogs can play now. It's not against the rules.
All's Fair: Seduce the queen, or shoot a rubber band at the queen.
What? PAWN is evolving!: Read a passage from the Bible to your pawn to evolve it into a bishop like a pokemon.
Old Town Road: Give your pawn a horse to make it a knight.
The Iron Church: Take your knight to the gym and make it pump iron to turn it into a rook.
Royal Bastard: Make a new king by combining your bishop and queen.
Matriarchy Rules: You have to capture the queen to win.
It's a Padme Situation: Disguise your queen or king as one of your pawns.
Regicide is Illegal: Arrest players who capture the king.
Anti-Shah Mat: Your king is a badass that fights back.
Burrowing King: He's underground now.
King Airlift: Get him out of there.
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the i am amelie bit is EIGHT YEARS OLD?!??!?!??? what the fuck...
"amelie! what was that? that was my impression of amelie- from the movie amelie? amelie! that's not an impression you just- it's about a young girl- hello I am amelie! who can only say her own name. I cook an egg with a spoon. amelie! jesus. she cook an egg with a spoon?? fall in love again with me, amelie. now on dvd. (laughing) this week in the money zone- amelie. you miss that new relationship smell maybefallinloveagainwithmeamelie! don't look for me on blu-ray I'm not on blu-ray yet. I'm on dvd. I am too small to fit on the blu-ray they lose me.. I'm amelie! I'm hiding near the spindleee I'm amelie! theese laserdisc is gigantique. I am on the edge of it. hellooo~ it is like a plate for my egg dinnar. delicious! I am amelie!"
is eight years old???? that's eight years old!?!?!? impossible.
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me after drawing captain for the comic (and other things): i miss drawing captain
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It's a long shot but does anyone remember that ao3 mchanzo fic where one of Hanzo's dragons transfers to Cassidy/Jesse and he's weirded out by it and calls it a parasite at one point?
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Are you ever like 75% into a creative project and your brain suddenly goes "I am no longer interested in this, I will inflict 5 points of psychic damage for every minute you continue working on it"
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Writing prompt #970
“You used to be my brother!”
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If I had a nickel for every time Good Omens season 2 quoted an audio program I love I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
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franky: can i pitch my business to you guys?
usopp: yes please
franky: so you know how at build a bear factory theres a lot of stuff they dont let you do to the bears.
robin: oh god yeah
usopp: (laughter)
franky: youre at the mall. youve just walked out of the build a bear factory with your lightly customized toy and feeling a sense of disappointment and emptiness. but whats that right across the mall vestibule?
it's stuffy buttholes. its an aftermarket garage for build a bear factory. and we'll take it to the fucking HOOP, guys. we'll do anything you want to these bears. it is not an issue.
usopp: now it sounds like you can add buttholes to your bears? is that what I'm understanding?
franky: that's just ONE of the features that we offer.
robin: and what level of investment are you looking for?
franky: uh, 100 berri.
usopp: very reasonable.
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Clint, Rachel, Sydnee, Charlie, and Bebe were also special guests, but Teresa's segment was the funniest.
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What’s funny is that a lot of people have done the “what if they did a musical called Dogs next haha” not realizing that fully already exists as a show within a show in Cats
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