Made accidental eye contact with a stranger in line to order coffee jn. I smiled mildly at him, and then he turned toward me and went, "Do you like drugs? Cocaine?"

For some reason I answered him as if this were a normal question. I said, "I've had it once and it was kind of boring."

He nodded thoughtfully and went, "Boring. Hmm. Weed?" And I chuckled and went, "Yeah," and then it was his turn to order coffee and he disappeared after that. Very strange interaction

I have failed. Time for my annoyance to go dormant again for many months until one day I think "Wait, fuck this, why can't I play The Skywalker Saga on my 'puter? ". And fail again.

Because apparently today I was bit by the "Fix all of the stuff that doesn't work around and that you just ignore that it doesn't work" bug, let's see if I can make my gaming laptop be able to uhhhh. Run games.

Has anyone done this yet

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

Because apparently today I was bit by the "Fix all of the stuff that doesn't work around and that you just ignore that it doesn't work" bug, let's see if I can make my gaming laptop be able to uhhhh. Run games.

New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

The Republican and Democratic candidates debating foreign policy

😭😭😭😭

I will not be defeated by planned obsolescence, this was the office chair I could afford, and if some of its screws decided to get loose after a couple of years of use, then I'll screw them back in, your badly drilled holes will not stop me!!!!!!!

Instructions for how to download a Youtube video using VLC on Reddit

Instructions for how to navigate the underworld on an Orphic gold tablet

Computer equivalent of those onesies with a flap on the butt

Someone: Who’s your favourite Percy Jackson character?

Me: Obviously it’s Annabeth Chase

Someone: that’s such a basic answer.

Me: alright you want the real answer? The prophetic arrow in Trials of Apollo that only Lester can hear and only speaks Shakespeare. Look it up. That’s my favourite character.

since a second wave of toshiro hate has hit the towers thanks to the latest dunmeshi episode, I just wanna say it’s pretty odd and very telling how so many white fans who have waxed poetic about the intricacies of race relations between different species in this series cannot stop talking about how much toshiro sucks as if coming from a different country with different customs that directly influence how you behave just to have an overfamiliar white boy be casually racist, butcher your name, and treat you like an exotic specimen isn’t a good enough reason to dislike someone

like I know autism gets more sympathy than real life, non fantasy related racism from yall and that’s why everyone is rallying in defense of laios so hard but can we put our thinking caps on for 2 minutes 😭

ok i just got this thought out of nowhere but blog divers (people who scroll through a blog and reblog things that were posted YEARS AGO) are actually a super important part of the tumblr ecosystem

With people going inactive and deactivating, a lot of classic tumblr posts and also missed gems get lost because those connections get broken. Even on my own blog I forget about posts I made until I see someone in my activity reblog one of them- which then inspires me to reblog it myself because it was a good post and I want my new followers to see

do not feel bad about diving through someone's blog and reblogging shit from years ago, it keeps dashboards alive

(and if anyone has a problem with that, they can just block you or they can delete the root post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, two things that have absolutely no effect on the grand scheme of our lives)