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findafight · 1 year

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Ohhh fic where Steve and Robin and Dustin and Erica all casually make funny little haha jokes with each other about getting tortured/almost caught by the Russians under Starcourt because they all have that shared trauma and had many a long late night calls reassuring each other they're alive and playing dnd together and fulfilling lifetime supply of icecream obligations.

They do this because sure the rest of the party knew there were Russians under Starcourt but everything they went through in that basement was sorta...forgotten in the aftermath of literal flesh monster. And with Hopper dead and the Byers moving, there's so much happening that whatever happened to Steve's face (lost another fight...) and why he and Robin went from mildly antagonistic co-workers to codependent goobers who couldn't go literally a day without seeing the other or what made Dustin always ask if Erica was going to come for party hang outs are all sort of brushed under the rug. Not a big deal, really. Bigger things happening after everything.

And they cope together and scoops troop is a weird little section of the party no one but them really understands. Robin and Steve are attached at the hip and to a lesser extent so are Erica and Dustin (but they'll never admit it), and they all have mini gatherings together.

So, the casual mentioning of starcourt and specifically what went down with the Russians is commonplace for them. (Erica is quick to remind them she saved their asses, and are they so lame they need her help again? but she smiles and Steve and Robin just laugh and give her a big hug.) And somehow, they forget that not everyone really knows what went down before July 4th 1985.

And I want them to do it in front of everyone. I want them to have their stupid "this was so fucked up but we're alive and we got through it so now we have to laugh or we may never stop crying about it" banter at a big "we saved the world again!" Barbecue. I want the rest of the folks there to go silent and them not to notice.

I want someone to mention Steve not getting a black eye this time, congrats! and Robin going "the only reason why I didn't get one last time was because the Russians said-"

And Steve, who is lying with his head in her lap, reaches up to gently cup her cheek and says in a terrible Russian accent "don't worry, we will not ruin your pretty face!" (everyone is quiet around them, they do not notice)

She laughs. "And punched me in the gut a few more times. I peed blood for like, three days."

Steve goes "ewwww" only to be pinched by robin.

"you peed blood too, dingus. You got it worse than me and my pretty face."

He giggles and opens his hand up for a high five "pissing blood buddies, hell yeah!" And shifts in her lap. "But they bruised my pretty face. Rude."

"aww. It's okay, Stevie, your face is still so pretty. Prettiest boy in Hawkins."

"thanks Robin."

"at least Dustin and Erica got us out before they started ripping out fingernails." She shudders.

"or used the bonesaw"

"mmm. Unfortunately not before we got funky truth serum drugs though."

He leans up, looking at the two "y'all couldn't have been a bit faster?" But he's smiling, teasing. A well worn joke.

Dustin and Erica respond simultaneously with "I'm missing bones, Steve, what do you want from me?" And "I was ten and my legs were short as shit. Beggars can't be choosers." Respectively.

It is at this point an Actual Grown Up butts in.

"what. What do you mean ripping out fingernails?"

Robin and Steve look towards Joyce, who asked.

"like. To interrogate us? Because we just kept saying we worked for scoops even with the truth serum."

"because they thought we had to be superspies to get into their creepy lair and not a bunch of kids."

"mmhmm"

Hopper jumps in "wait. You were tortured by them?"

Robin and Steve give him eerily similar looks that express how obvious the answer to that is.

"yeah, duh."

"I don't go looking to get brain damage every year, you know."

Hoppers eye twitches. "Why didn't you say anything?"

#steve Harrington #robin Buckley #erica sinclair #dustin henderson #scoops troop #the party #stranger things #platonic stobin #stobin #i want eddie to be the only one who knows bc they were assigned to fill him in on the upsidedown so obvs it came up #and he is like that is so fucked up but i guess it works for you? hopefully?#steddie #mayhaps....if i ever write more of this lmao #finda writes stuff #finda's rambles

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prettyboykatsuki · 2 years

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have been thinking about taking a break from tumblr for a bit

#aristotle.txt #i guess this is vent-y #im just like not really motivated to post lately lmao #idk why </3 #i mean like. tumblr has been dead for a while so i think that's part of it #in general i dont feel excited to come on here in the same way #im pretty good on not caring about fic numbers and stuff #but for whatever reason the excitement around posting specifically is not there as much #which sucks because i like posting a lot LMAO i genuinely enjoy my time here #i dont really feel burnt out creatively because i actually have more ideas than ever #and i dont really want to leave this blog and start fresh #but posting fic just feels kind of obsolete lately even though i enjoy writing #LMAO idk even if i do it wont be that long i doubt #or ill just hangout on my sideblog #maybe snoop and read fic and work on my drafts #or mayhaps i am just hungry who knows #this app just feels very bleh lately

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wehelddarkness · 1 year

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#mayhaps i'll be back in here #mayhaps i'll do a bit of clean up about who i follow #i realized i've been bombarded with a lot of things and that has added to my anxiety #staying more lowkey has helped me function better #who would've thought that not staying on the loop of things most of the time would decrease my FOMO #anyway #it's been.... something this time i've been more disconnected #still hanging in there tho #so idk #i might just come back here once in a while or mayhaps not #i just know it's not in my nature to let go of a space i've curated for half of my life basically LMAO #so this will be always here as well as perfectdagger #and a space for my fanfics if i ever find the time to write again #anyway if anyone cared or noticed that i was away this is just to say hi i'm still alive 👋#personal

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bilestat · 2 years

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#god I wish I could write better lmao #reread house of memories and I still love it because it was my first and only chartered fic #***chaptered #but god I could’ve done such a better job #or at least I wish I could’ve 🥲#at least people seemed to enjoy it 🥲#it was fun to write I wish I had inspo again #i still have a depression spiral q fic in my Google docs #that was fueled by my own depression spiral at the time lmao #but idr where I was going with it and I didn’t have an outline #and also thankfully I haven’t been that low again since #so who knows if ill ever finish it #i also haven’t been actively hyperfixating on it in a bit #i really should get back to my rewatch #there is also an outline for a multichapter malice fic that Shoshi and I were planning in my Google docs……#Mayhaps we will revisit it someday when she has time #it has been too long since I’ve mentioned how much I adore Shoshi #this is your friendly reminder that I do and she’s amazing and I fucking MISS HERRRRRR #please get more free time ma’am I need my Shoshi time #anyway this ended on a completely different topic than it started on lmfao #to be deleted #personal

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duckchu · 6 months

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Duckyyyy, I seriously need a change from the KDA!reader stuff going around, could I mayhaps beg of you for anything romantic with whatever heartsteel boy you feel like writing for with a Pentakill reader?

(I seriously recommend listening to Pentakill if you like old metal, I can also help give a brief description of Pentakill if you need it)

-🎃

While Pentakill is (musically) my least favourite band from lol, I'm a Sona main and a Mordekaiser simp, I know them by heart, 🎃 (this sounds way more threating than it was meant to lmao) (and I do not know them by heart, I just love Sona and Mordekaiser and would very much enjoy being stuffing to a sandwich if they're the bread if you know what I mean

And you know what? I'm feeling like writing them all so enjoy my lovely pumpkin

Also sorry for kinda insterting Battle Academia Yone in there but I couldn't stop myself

Enjoy 🖤

(mmm wife gif)

Kayn

You're a hottie AND you're in THE Pentakill? He was instantly hooked on you when you two met

Though you weren't as keen on him, thinking of him as just another fanboy

After some time of him bugging you and trying to impress you as much as he can, you warmed up to him

Eventually landing yourself into a relationship with him

Everyone in both bands thought you two were just a short phase

But then the public learned about you

And my god, was it a storm

Especially since everyone suspected you were dating someone...more like you

But you two are still going strong

He loves your style, especially if your outfits include some chains (he's a kinky man what can I say)

Though he also enjoys your style outside of the stage, no matter how much it differs from your metal queen image

Honestly he just loves when you look happy

Probably wrote a few songs about you, which he will never show you, since he thinks you're too cool for love songs

Aphelios

Honestly? Wasn't interested at the beginning

You're from Pentakill? Ok, don't care

Honestly you were the one who fell first

He had no idea, untill he noticied you telling Sona you thought he was cute using sing language

After that he started noticing you in his surroundings more often

Especially if you wore tight clothes

I mean he's not a pervert, but you look really good

Finally Alune made him realise he's in love

Oh shit he is

So after some time to gather courage he goes in an confesses

Thought it wouldn't be a problem to do it in front of Kayle, since why would she know sing language

SHE'S IN THE BAND WITH SONA TOO FUCK

He may be stupid but you still love him

But rumours spread fast

So next day the press was on the asses of both of you

Honestly doesn't care. He loves you and that's what matters

Though the rest of Heartsteel might care

Oh well

Yone

You two met before Pentakill was even a thing

So he isn't intimated by you being in the band

He's actually very happy for you

Though he does miss the days when you two were just teenagers and could hang out more frequently

Especially since now you usually were with the band or touring

I mean he was happy with you

But he might not have gotten past his little high school crush on you

Ah, the old days, when he thought dying his hair pink would impress you

Now he knew he just had to tell you that he liked you in that special way

You two might have lost some time, but now you have plenty of it to make up for it~

Ezreal

Him? With you? Nooo, this had to be joke

A joke so good Karthus spilled his morning coffe out laughing

Oh wait, you actually were? Oh shit

No one ever thought the intimidating metal diva would be with someone like him

Everyone was sure he would be dating another popstar to break up after a week

But it's been half a year since the news broke out and you two are still going strong

He loves seeing you on stage

You're so...

He secretly wants you to step on him and call you mommy

But he can hold back

For now

Sett

Holy shit

The hottie from Pentakill

And him

It's like a dream come true

Although he is worried what his mom will think

She doesn't care

As long as you treat him well, she will welcome you with open arms

Sett loves how ferocious you are

He finds it so hot how intimidating you look on stage

Especially since you have such an effect, even against Mordekaiser and Yorick, who look...well scary

K'Sante

Won't tell you that, but you inspired him so much

He just loves when you mix up your stage style and home style

Like wearing just a normal blouse with that gorset belt? You look great!

He of course loves you for so much more

For example how you always take care of him

Turning into a big softie whenever he needs your help

Or the way your eyes light up when you see in the crowd at a concert

Though the music is not his taste, he will do anything for his partner

He won't admit it, but in the depths of his files there's a whole set of outfits he designed for Pentakill, inspired by you of course

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bumblebeesfromvenus · 8 months

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The sweetest taste ♤

Astarion Ancunin x reader

A/N: heyyyy :) this was supposed to be a short drabble, but I mayhaps got carried away... oops lol Astarion is the tadpole in my brain and he told me to write this so yeah. First time writing for Astarion so I'm a lil hesitant to post this but I figured you guys will tell me if it's shit lmao Enjoy!

~ Fi 🪻

Warnings: blood consumption (reader licks blood off Astarions face bc I felt like it), slightly suggestive? Astarion is flustered, ooc Astarion?? maybe??? Idk

Word count: 1.2k

!short disclaimer: I haven't actually played the game.. (shame on me, I know lol)!

Please don't copy my work! I put a lot of effort and heart into the things I write.

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The latest battle had been brutal. Blood spilling, dirt and debris flying everywhere. You were wiping your sweat and grim covered forehead with your sleeve, lightly staining the fabric.

"Wasn't that so much fun, Darling?" Astarion beamed, wiping his dagger on his shirt. He was covered in blood splatters, they dyed his white shirt and his fair curls a deep crimson. Astarions pale complexion wasn't safe from the blood bath either. But,Gods, he has never looked better. Smiling, covered in blood, sure he looked a little manical but you wouldn't have it any other way.

It was cute and horrifying at the same time to see how his eyes lit up after a battle as intense as this one. He'd become all giddy and excited, the adrenaline in his veins giving him a delicious rush. It's kind of odd after you just killed people, but Astarion is, well.. Astarion. The intimidating, charming, witty, yet so lovable vampire. A small smile crept onto your cheeks. It was nice seeing him smile and laugh. That laugh. It was going to be the death of you. Just like the rest of him, really. The worst part about that? He knew it.

Astarion glanced over at you, the setting light of the sun perfectly hitting his ruby eyes. He let out a deep chuckle, twirling the ornate dagger between his slender, pale fingers. "What's so funny, hm?" You questioned, crossing your arms in front of your chest, brows furrowed. He chuckled again, lighter this time and stopped walking.

"Just the way you're ogling me, my sweet," he answered, clearly amused, "you like seeing me covered in blood, don't you, you cheeky little thing?"

A subtle blush adorned your cheeks and you let out a huff. "So what if I do?" You responded. Astarion lightly shook his head and laughed. He walked up to you and tilted your head upwards with a finger underneath your chin.

"Well... that is perfectly alright with me, my darling." he grinned.

As you arrived at your camp, the sun had already said her goodbye and the beautifully glowing moon was illuminating the dark night. "We should get cleaned up," Karlach said, stretching her back, "we've got an early day tomorrow."

You sat down on your bedroll, dampening a rag with some of the leftover water in your flask and began to wipe your face down. It felt good to finally get all of that dried blood and dirt off your face.

Astarion emerged from the woods, even more blood covering his face now. The carmine liquid was dripping down his chin. You grinned as he made his way over to you and sat down next to you. "I suppose you've had your dinner? Am I not to your fine taste anymore or have you just decided to be Gentleman and give me a break today?" You asked teasingly, not looking at him but continuing to clean yourself. He laughed.

"You know I could never get tired of your taste, my sweet. But..",Astarion trailed his fingers up your arm to your neck and gently ghosted over the two scars sitting on the side of your throat, ever so beautifully,"I could go for a dessert, dear.." he smirked your way.

You looked over at him and smiled. "I'll think on it, my love."

He nodded and returned a soft smile, his fingers still caressing the side of your neck.

"You should really clean your face, Astarion"

"But you like it when I'm all bloodied" he teased.

You rolled your eyes. Teasing was his middle name.

"I'll do it for you" you offered. He raised his eyebrows in surprise but quickly a smirk made its way onto his face. "Why, I'd be honored, my darling."

You climbed onto his lap and his hands immediately situated themselves on your hips. You were holding the already bloody rag in on hand and his jaw firmly in the other. You leaned in and licked a stripe up his bloody cheek. Astarion froze. Did... did you actually just do that. Not that he was complaining, he would never, it just caught him off guard. And was he.. was he flustered? No way in the hells. Astarion doesn't get flustered. He's the one flustering and making other people blush. But he couldn't deny the slight heat in his face and the proud smirk on your face as you caught the slightest hint of pink on his cheeks. Astarion couldn't believe it. His innocent, oh so sweet darling, that wouldn't hurt a fly, had just licked the blood off his face.

You pulled back and smiled, slightly turning his head to get a better angle. You let your tongue trail over the corner of his mouth and along his jaw, taking off the crimson liquid. He let out a raspy groan, quickly followed by his grip tightening on your hips. "My, my... who would've known you were so... filthy, my sweet.." his voice was filled with lust and as smooth as honey. A seductive smirk was on his lips, and you just looked at him innocently.

"You're not the only one who likes blood here, my star," you whispered, tilting his head up a little and batting your lashes at him.

Astarion stared af you, full of lust and adoration. This just made him love you so much more, you had no idea.

Putting your hands on his shoulder, you began to stand up. "Well.. early call tomorrow, so, good night, my lovely, " you said, pressing a kiss to the top of his head and making your way to your bedroll. His face fell into confusion as he sat there, dumbfounded. "I- what?! you can't just-" he yelled, outraged, but he cut himself off with a scoff. You got him all riled up and just.. left! Thankfully, he couldn't see the grin on your face as you continued to approach your resting place for the night. "Can and will, my dear"

Gale stomped towards Astarion, obviously annoyed. "For the sake of the God's, Astarion! Some people would like to sleep, what's the matter with you?!" He questioned, making gestures with his hands. "I- she- SHE JUST-" Astarion still had a hard time finding words to describe what just happened, completely baffled by your actions.

"Oh for fucks sake, what is it?!" Gale spat, getting angry. Astarion just pointed your way. Gale looked over and saw you licking off a little bit of blood from the corner of your mouth. He then looked back at Astarion, where a perfectly cleaned patch of his fair skin shone through the mess on his face. Gale grinned. "A taste of your own medicine, Sir tease-a-lot?" He then turned around and made his way back to his bedroll, laughing at Astarion.

You couldn't contain your giggles as you watched the scene play out. Astarion's head snapped towards you and he stared through you, his eyes narrowing. He accusingly pointed a finger in your direction, "I'll get you back for this!" He yelled, infuriated, which earned him a distant "Shut it, Astarion!" From Shadowheart.

He probably would get you back for this, ten times worse at that, but that was a problem for the future you, because it was absolutely worth it. You blew him a kiss and turned around on your bedroll with your back now towards him. You heard him huff and mumble something quite grumpily. Smiling, you bit your lip, closing your eyes and drifting off to sleep with a picture of Astarion with slightly rosy cheeks in your mind.

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#bg3 astarion #astarion x you #astarion fanfic #astarion x reader #astarion #astarion my beloved #bg3 fanfiction #bg3 #bumblebeesfromvenus

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heavilycaffeinatedsblog · 19 days

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hey caf! don’t really have a question here but, my friend and i were chatting and i wanted to let you know, we genuinely think Dear Reader could work as a YA novel 😭 and then i started tweaking about how i would collapse if i made the cover art LOLOL just an idea but i might just make a fake book cover for it for funsies!

wanted to let you know, still thinking about dear reader constantly and look out for new possible fan art :3 dear reader is my roman empire fr

LOVE, JUP 💪💪💪💪

Omg dorki thank you for the love! I’ve had a couple people mention that idea to me (mayhaps your friend in the fic comments today lmao???) and it is literally the best compliment I could ever receive! Thank you!

Maybe in the future I’ll revamp it into a book, but right now, I just love it as a lil AO3 fic that I randomly decided to start writing. It was what lead me into this fantastic community where I have received more love for my writing than I ever thought I would see. You in particular made it so special by making my first fanart ever. I think it just being a silly lil fic is what makes it so special :)

And currently I’m working on other projects (about three years into working on a sapphic fantasy trilogy, maybe I’ll ~expose my identity~ just to promote it if it gets published lmao) but one day, if I ever do bring Dear Reader to the big leagues, you’re the first one I’ll call for a cover 💜💜

Sorry, got sappy on main, but thank u thank u thank u!

#klance #voltron #fanfic #heavily_caffeinated #dear reader

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mythica0 · 1 year

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Hi hiiii!!!!! I feel like people already know I’m a sucker for lee Donnie lmaooo

That being said mayhaps you can do some lee!Donnie and ler!leo, where Donnie maybe is stuck in his own invention or whatever, and Leo just takes advantage of it lmao. I know I personally wrote a fic similar already but it was more with them as turtle tots. Wanted to do one when they’re older but I didn’t wanna reuse my own idea lmao…

So anyway yeah you don’t have to or anything but feel free!!! Love your writing! ❤️

Pouting

🎂:ROTTMNT

🧁:Donnie

🍫:Leo (ft. Tech)

Summary: A prototype Battle Shell Donnie was working on kinda… backfired. He immediately regrets asking for help from his Twin brother.

A/N: You got it, dude(gender neutral). PREPArE FOR TOOTH-ROTTING FLUFF

TW: mild swearing. above mentioned tooth-rotting fluff.

Pouting

Donnie messed up. Big time.

He was just working on a prototype for a new battle shell. Something he did once in a while when he came up with new ideas to put in it.

But clearly he did something wrong, as it malfunctioned.

Normally, this wouldn’t be a big deal. He would just try and figure out what happened and fix it.

The problem was, what malfunctioned was a trapping net. That he was now caught in.

He didn’t know how, but he ended up with his ankle trapped in one of the net holes, arms tied to either side, and hanging over the rest like a kid playing birds on a swing set.

Sigh. This was very unfortunate. He couldn’t get himself out, his arms were stuck, but nobody was home right now.

‘Except…. Groan. Leo.’

Oh well. It’s not like he had a choice in the matter. He sighed and resigned himself to getting help from his insufferable Twin.

“LEO!”

“YEAH!”

“CAN,” he sighed again, “CAN YOU COME HERE REAL QUICK.”

“OKAY, ONE SEC!” The younger twin replied.

Donnie heard footsteps and then saw Leo, standing in the door frame, looking all to amused for the soft shell’s liking.

“Whahat- what did you do?” Leon asked, clearly trying (and failing) not to laugh.

Donnie sighed again. “My new battle shell prototype isn’t working as intended.”

“Pfft- clehearly.”

“Yeah, yeah. I’m hilarious. Can you help me out now? I didn’t call you just so you could make fun of me.”

Leo held up a hand and chuckled, “alright, I’ll help ya.”

He actually was going to help! He swears! …but…

He saw how upset Donnie looked. He was pouting, and just looked so annoyed. Leo couldn’t help but feel like it was his job to put a smile on that scowling face! Not to mention his little brother instinct to be an absolute little shit.

He brought his hand past Donnie’s side, giving it a little tickle as he did so.

Donnie want expecting the sensation and squealed.

Leo smirked and did it again.

Donnie didn’t squeal that time, as he was expecting it more, but he did snicker a bit.

“Nahardo, what exactly do you think you’re doihing?”

“Oh, nothing~ just putting a smile on my pouty twins face~” Leo said with a lilt as he started to more rapidly scribble against the older twins sides.

“Nohohoho! Nahahahardo doho nohohot!”

“Too late~~” the slider started with a sing song, “and hey! Look! It’s working! Look at that smile~”

He wasn’t wrong either. Donnie’s face had stretched itself into a wide grin against his permission as he giggled wildly.

“Tickle tickle tickle DonTon~”

“Ohoho shihihit! dohohont sahahay thahahat!”

“Why not~? Seems to be making you all giggly~ tickle tickle tickle tickle~” Leon brought his hand up to Don’s underarm, exposed from where the net had caught his hands.

“NAHAHO! WHYHY! Hahahahahaha!” The tech-wiz giggled loudly. The fact that he couldn’t move his arms seemed to make it feel a thousand times worse. But, he was having maybe just a bit of fun. Not that he would ever admit it in a thousand million years.

“I already told you why! I wanted to see you smile dear twin o’ mine! Spirits know you need to smile more often!”

“Y’know~ I wonder what would happen if I were to get your shell right now?” Leo asked in mock pondering.

Donnie gulped internally. He was really regretting calling for Leo’s help. He should of just waited for someone to get home! Obviously since he was working on a battle she’ll prototype, he was looking at his battle shell for reference. Which meant he wasn’t wearing it.

“Are you ready, DonTon~”

“Ahahahbsolohoutly nohot.”

“Oh, well~! I’m doing it anyway~” Leon started to scratch gently along Don’s soft shell in an extremely ticklish fashion.

Donnie felt like he was seeing the gates of the afterlife from how much that tickled. He would probably be freaking out more if it was anyone but family, but he trusted his brother not to go too far with his shell.

Just enough to absolutely wreck him into next week!

“LEHEHEHOOHOHO! IHIHIHITS SOHOHO BAHAHAHAHAD! EEHEHEHAHAHAH!”

“I know~ but look, no more pouting now~”

“SHIHIHI-HAHAHAH! STAHAHAHAP!”

Leo could tell he was serious and did as instructed. Donnie glared at him in shock and suspicion.

“Whyhy- why dihidnt you stohop sohooner?”

“You didn’t tell me too.” Leo smirked at the indignant look that got him.

The slider actually freed his twin now, and helped him up.

Leo was adamant that Donnie needed to smile more. Thankfully he would always be there to put one on his face when the soft shell was pouting.

———THE END————————————————

#parrotwrites #parrotanswers #sfw tickling community #rottmnt tickles #lee!donnie #ler!leo

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snailvibes · 9 months

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do you mayhaps have any morsels of momarie to spare 🤲

i need to feed my family ;-;

well, if it’s for your FAMILY….

For anyone new, context: My agent 4 is named Maya

- Maya was team Money this splatfest solely because Marie promised her if money won she’d get her a bunch of gifts to celebrate so she joined to help her mom. (Marie would have done that no matter what team won the splatfest. She just wanted her daughter on her team with her.)

- Marie and Maya do a lot of baking together just for fun as an excuse to hang out. They’ll get store-bought brownie mix and cookie dough and stuff and set aside days to just make stuff together while they play music and just sing and dance and be goofy together during it. Marie lets Maya crack the eggs Cus it’s her favorite part and she calls her a little master baker.

- There’s been a few times Marie brought Maya with her to her radio show. Everytime she lies to her managers being like “oh what’s better for a studying podcast than helping my daughter with her school homework”, and then every time it happens the procrastinating aspect of the show gets amped up to 100 and literally nothing gets done and Marie just spends the whole time talking about Maya and different kid stuff she does that she finds adorable and Maya spends the whole time going “mommmmm” cus theyre live and she doesn’t wanna be embarrassed (even though it’s not that bad lmao).

- contrast to popular belief Maya does go to school sometimes I just literally never make any content of it at all in the slightest (Cus I hate school and I hate writing and drawing about characters going to school), but anyways Marie makes Maya lunches still even though she’s old enough where you’d expect her to make her own lunches, just because she enjoys it and likes leaving lil notes and stuff in it for her. Maya absolutely adores it especially when Marie packs her sandwiches and uses fun sandwich cutters on it like dinosaur or bear ones.

- Marie always supports Maya’s Halloween costumes she wants to do every year no matter how complicated or odd they are. She wants to be a ghost? Okay boom Marie bought a whole sheet for her just to cut eye holes out of for. She wants to be Freddy Fazbear okay well she’s getting her hot glue gun different fabric and making her the best Freddy fazbear costume to ever exist instead of the cheep ones in Mako Mart.

- during splat3, every splatfest since there’s people now going to inkopolis plaza and Splatsville to watch idols perform for it, the crowds around Callie and Marie performing are a lot more tame now so they get a lot more breaks between now, so it’s very easy for Marie to get Maya up on stage with her to give her a nice place to sit and look at all the lights and decorations while they both take a splatfest break

Tldr they are the family ever 💛💛💛💚💚💚

#RAHHHHHHH I LOVE MARIE AND FOUR #I will never not be mentally ill about them #guys I promise I’m still constantly thinking of them I just haven’t had stuff to post about them lately #Ty for the ask!#splatoon #agent 4 #Marie #cuttlefish family

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venusandsaturnsrings · 1 year

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VENUS I HAVE AN IDEA FOR YOU!

Okay so, Childe has moved back home after so long away at his job, saying he missed his family whatnot (he really got kicked out of his old appartment for claims of unsanitary conditions but thats between him and the definitly not over flowing cum tissues in his bin) but doesn't understand the kind of view his old window has of his new next door neighbor. You know he doesn't mean to stare (he so does mean to stare) but the view was right there and if his neighbor didn't want to be seen then why were the curtains open?

So the next day, after having seen his neighbor's topless chest and a little bit more, obviously just out of the shower and oblivious to the hand in his pants, guess who's sitting at the dining room table eating breakfast with his family? You, his neighbor he jacked off to last night. You smile, eye contact and all, and says that he must be Ajax, that his dad has been going on and on about him.

Turns out.

This neighbor has been so kind to drop his brothers at school on the way to work, even helping with their homework when they get home, it has been like this for a few months after he left.

And just guess who leaves their window unlocked?

He would never admit that he developed such a quick infatuation for you, it's embarrassing almost, but the feelings he gets whenever your hands brush against his as you pass him something when helping his siblings or when he gets to see your chest rise and fall through the window at night.

But the best feeling has to after he has clambered his way into your room at night, catching you saying his name, even whimpering a little, while your body writhes in your sleep, wriggling as his fingers ghost over your skin.

I'm the anon that was from another Fandom, but mayhap I could go by Cor? 🙏??

yeah im Normal about this... definitely haven't been thinking about this for DAYS... yeah... but fr oh my GOD??? this is so fucking delicious i'm handing over all writing privileges to you my career is over this is better than anything i could ever come up with my lord... legally obligated to expand on this but my brain is So Full im doing it in a separate post to make it more legible LMAO i have so many thoughts im going insane i'm kissing you on the mouth so hard rn... sighhhhh cor my beloved <33 like cor lapis!! honey-sweet and warm <33

full fic i made for you here!! 2.6k words of degeneracy <33

#cw: incel #incel childe #cor my beloved <3 #chit chats #childe x reader #tartaglia x reader #genshin impact x reader

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robinsroom · 9 months

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You can develop your OCs as you go.

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S- So, like uh, will you, will you, OCs- Uh

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okay so like, i have like a handful of ocs but they were all from when I was younger and the make me cringe so I've only taken one or two with me into my """adulthood""".

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Heaven

Ofc one of them is my main OC Heaven who ofc is bascially kind of a self insert but better because who doesn't have one. Shes like part wizard, 10% human or something. I would write about how she would go to school specifcally made for other kids w supernatural powers to hone them and ofc this gave me an established excuse for her to meet characters from large franchies or created by people (on dA or tumblr) who I adored at the time.

Her powers specifically would change from time to time based off of characters I thought were neat like shape shifting, being a siren, telekinesis, rumoring people into doing shit she wanted (props to u if u know where that’s from).

For her personailty, she would go from being a brat to a badass bitch to being the biggest submissive goon you've ever met. It really depended on how I was feeling that day LMAO

Now a-days, since she’s out of school and I’m a bit more mellow (lying) on her whole personality being centered around impressing people, she’s a chill entrepreneur who wants an excuse to stay around in the (this is gonna sound so cringe but here goes) “fandom specific worlds/universes” and make her mark you know?

Right now, in the year of our lord, 2023, since DOL is my obsession, Heaven is apart of the OC group that I’m slowly building for Rape City lmao. I’m not sure how yet though beyond her wanting to take control from Bailey. Maybe??? Mayhaps????? Someday??????

Speaking of Rape City, I have two OCs so far.

Winnie & Skylar and maybe another one who might be coming when I take a break w Sky's play through.

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Winnie

Winnie was a coke abusing goof ball who catfishes people for funsies. There's not alot to her backstory right now but basically, she wanted to get out of her home and took a trip to the UK. She ended up getting stuck there after giving some sob story to Bailey about how her parents died in a freak BDSM accident.

I like to think any other persona who might be stupid enough to get themselves in a situation like this, are smart enough to, you know, get tf out of it but Winnie is too much of a goof ball to really care. She has free room and board. She can do pretty much whatever she wants and all she has to do is pay 4k to this guy who is mean but attractive. You can get away w anything if ur good looking, right? Better than being stuck at home with her brothers I guess lmao.

Anyway, she uses her knowledge of catfishing to trick creeps into giving her compromising photos, info, etc. which she then posts publicly be it at school or online. She of course has access to, can’t live without it. Bailey took her shit yeah but he didn’t find her phone which she uses to keep in touch with her mother who assumes that her daughter is having an amazing time!

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Skylar

Skylar isss...well no one knows who Skylar is. They just randomly showed up one day, even Winnie swears the room they are in was empty literally the hour before they were there. Anyway, Winnie loves paranormal shit and Sky seems pretty paranormal themselves so they automatically became besties. Although it wasn’t easy at first considering Sky was shy and would rarely leave their room after seeing what the other orphans had to go through.

It was school then straight home.

However, Winnie showed Skylar that they have nothing to fear. Most people who decide to mess with them can be subdued with the 7 cans of pepper spray they have shoved up their ass at one time thanks to their close relationship with Kylar. Eventually, they took to crossdressing and since their naturally androgynous appearance, they can pass as a boy or girl without issue.

Eventually this escalated into them branching out and working at Darryl’s strip club on random nights. In fact, they quite enjoy it especially with how friendly Darryl is. They almost look up to them as some sort of silly goose family member. Eventually they began skipping school but still visit to see Kylar for longer than a few hours in the park. Despite their delinquent behavior, they maintain good marks (unlike Winnie >.>) and an amicable relationship with their teachers inside and outside of school. But Leighton is a dick and they avoid them at all costs.

Speaking of good relationships, if it wasn’t obvious, they’re deeply infatuated with Kylar who gladly returns the sentiment. Even after being kidnapped by him, they were happy to simply spend the evening with them even if they were a hot mess by the time Kylar came to his sense and let them go.

Sadly, this is all I have for them at the moment, the more I play, the more I’ll come up with eventually.

#ask #WHAT HAVE YOU DONE LMAO #I DIDN'T MEAN TO RAMBLE THIS MUCH #i don't even know if this was what you were asking for #im stupid!!#this is what I MEAN!!#skylar #winnie #heaven #there is alot of cringe in here im so sorry #but we embrace the cringe #gen

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lovecatsys · 1 year

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okay I don't expect anyone to rb this but u can if u want this is just a lil mini rant abt David now that I've read Academy X

When I first started reading New X-Men I was like huh this is Not the David I know but now that I've gotten through all of his major character development I think I really Get where Gillen was coming from with him and think he actually got David right. I don't agree with David being attracted to Teddy or Colossus even though Gillen seems to think that's his Type (it's not, his type is asshole speedsters lmao. Kieron, could you by chance be, projecting? Mayhaps?) and like. If I was going to make any of the OG 12 queer I would have done Brian, the most obvious answer, but he got killed off too quickly for that to happen lol. But it's okay because David is a bi icon now and we love that for him.

I do find it a little strange that he and Tommy got along so well at first after what Nori did to him, but hey, who's to say he didn't even realize how similar they were? and given the long time period between YA 2 and when Tommy and David were confirmed to be together, I think it's safe to say that David may have forgiven her, or at least gotten over her enough to overlook the similarities between her and Tommy by that time.

But yeah... since then the only thing I've really liked for David was Gillen's Thinkfast pride story and the voices infinity one focused on Tommy. The rest... it's either crumbs where they're just reduced to "Nerd boy and asshole bf" or its... Williams' X-Factor.

The biggest problem, obviously, with X-Factor was the Hatecrime. That was not Leah's story to tell, and of course it's been so long now that if David gets to be big in anything it's unlikely it will be acknowledged. Which it SHOULD BE. Now that she did that, we HAVE to acknowledge it in his story because that isn't something that David should just be able to walk away from. Ignoring it or pretending it didn't happen, at this point, just isn't okay.

My other main criticism with Williams' David is that, well... along with many of her other characters in this book, he's pretty much reduced to a memey, one dimensional, fragment of what he has been in the past. He's "Distinguished bi nerd boy" which... that has never been David, that has never been who he is.

I think David working in investigation is very interesting and obviously his powers are very useful for that, but I wish we could bring back David working in combat, because friendly reminder, he has the fighting skills of everyone he's ever come into contact with, even when he had lost his powers, after the Cuckoos gave him everything back, he could fight like fucking Wolverine, he had all of Kitty's ninja training in him. and now he has even more than that. He's incredibly skilled in hand to hand combat, and he's also just, beyond useful and powerful in so many ways.

Anyways. to wrap this up. Idk how long Gillen is going to stay with the X books but I wish he would write David again. I wish David was in something big, or long enough to be interesting, I wish he was on a team, maybe even leading a team. He was such a great leader for the New Mutants Squad? He didn't even have powers or the knowledge he had before losing them when he helped his team take down FUCKING NIMROD??? HELLO?? He should be so much more relevant than he is right now.

#im also just thinking about how if gillen had been allowed to use Hope for YA 2 he probably would have made her queer instead #which. yes we deserve awful queer women #david alleyne #x men #new x men #but i am happy with bi david

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yersina · 2 years

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Hello! I'm still super obsessed with the idea of SHJ being Yoohyun's brother and I need to know so many things and I'll take anything you can give me!!! Like since yoojin is exposed to SHJ early does the S/F rank difference still affect him preregression? Like bc yoohyun didn't change for him and I wonder if it's an exposure thing. I also need to know how yoojin first met/started taking care of yoohyun. ALSO MAYBE YOOJINS PARENTS CAN BE THE ONES WHO DIE FROM ACCIDENT SO HE CAN MOVE INTO THE APARTMENT WITH THEM!!! I JUST NEED CONTENT OF THE THREE OF THEM LIVING TOGETHER ITS SO GOOD!!! Love your writing!!!♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

(Ngl this au is not my most fleshed-out au ever so I’m making this stuff up as I go haha)

My headcanon for hyj in general/pre-reg is that he’s not super susceptible to the s-rank intimidation actually! Or is able to push past it relatively easily? So I think his wariness of shj is just part of his natural personality, and the more they interact, the less it starts to matter to him at all (which is to say: yes, he does become used to shj over time and isn’t affected by his awakening). In this verse, if/when awakenings start happening, how shj interacts with hyj changes more than the other way around (more detached and aloof, maybe?? The haughtiness goes through the roof for sure hahaha. Yoojin is not affected and decidedly unimpressed with it all haha)

As for how hyj and hyh meet, I think hyj probably spots hyh walking to school/the bus stop on his own at some point and starts paying more attention to him bc he’s concerned for his safety. He makes an excuse to knock on yh’s door (cooked too much food, mail mix-up, smth like that) and finds out that this little child has essentially been living alone for however long and his parents only come home, like. Once a week, idk. Hyj, being VERY concerned abt this, starts to bring hyh random treats and food and games and stuff when he can spare the time and money, and hyh, naturally, absolutely loves him for it. Hyh also doesn’t really get along w other kids his age, so having hyj’s full attention on him whenever they’re together is like his favorite thing ever (which, uh, becomes a problem when shj enters the picture lol)

Askdfnsndebjd your enthusiasm for yj’s parents dying LMAO 😂 I think in this verse, yj and yh are living in very similar situations—only children whose parents are neglectful—and they bond bc of that. Both of them are fiercely independent (w yj being the one exception for yh) so yj probably wouldn’t be very open to living w them, BUT! At some point, once he starts to trust shj more and spends more time in their apartment, he starts occasionally sleeping over and they mayhaps have a lil cuddle pile :> (also I wouldn’t necessarily label twenty-something shj as the most responsible person ever and would not put him in charge of two lil kids if only for my own peace of mind hahaha)

#i-hate-liking-batman #sina answers #sctir #s classes that i raised #my answer is so long dkdnejdbsk I hope I answered your ask at least a little bit!

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spiteless-xo · 6 months

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I just finished reading tbaw and my god was it a rollercoaster of emotions, I almost had a heart attack a couple of time during the final chapters though I loved every second of it!!!!!!! Idk how to explain it but your writing is so smooth i just keep going back and rereading some parts bc of how well written they are!! Of the things I wondered after reading it and seeing jean fuck off into the sunset is how awkward it would be if jean reader and eren were to coincidentally meet a few years after (a college reunion mayhaps).. I can really imagine jean being the drama queen he is making it awkward for everyone involved with his side comments n all, though a little part of me would hope he’s had his redemption arc after everything lmao..

thank you so much!! i'm really happy to hear you enjoy it 🥰 especially enough to re-read parts!! ahhh that's so cool 😭

i don't have a fully concrete idea of what jean's life is like post-tbaw, but he definitely eventually has a redemption arc. i don't think losing reader to eren is enough of a catalyst for him to spur change, i think he'd stubbornly continue to act the way he does until something else happens in his life, and then maybe finally that's the point where he realizes that he can do better.

because jean is also very stubborn and refuses to admit out loud that he's in the wrong, even though he knows that he is. and so changing who he is, would be just like admitting that how he acted before was bad and he's not quite emotionally mature enough for that yet.

definitely if jean ever saw reader/eren together prior to his redemption arc he'd be an asshole. eren would try not to give in and be rude back, but it's so easy for those two to slip back into their bickering relationship that it's easy to escalate arguments. eren would eventually learn that he just has to ignore jean completely and walk away, even if that makes him feel like he's "losing the argument".

after reader realizes that she doesn't love jean anymore, it would take her a while to figure out if they're even capable of being friends. so these little snide interactions would turn her off even more from him 💀 i think she would still care for him from a "this person was once really important to me and i'll never forget that"-perspective, but she wouldn't have any patience/tolerance for his behaviour anymore.

#tiff.ask #aot #tbaw.fic

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goldenngore · 10 months

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Send a 👫and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship / accepting / @desiredprince

Lestat was Loras' first love, hence why it affects him so profoundly when Les betrays him. He loved men after Lestat, but that took a long time. And all those lovers had to hear about Lestat at some point too which more often than not caused the breakdown of some of them. oops? But now, Lestat has to hear about all of Loras' other lovers instead hehehe and he does enjoy rubbing it in sometimes that he's so lovable, and Les nearly had it all.

When things are good between them, Loras is the happiest he's ever been. His eyes light up around Lestat and he is scarcely away from his side. He's very physically affectionate and mayhaps develops a habit of biting Lestat, not even to drink from him. It's just marking his territory, despite that the bite always disappears quickly.

I just think they like to go on little killing sprees together. Vampy Loras has a very low moral compass lmao, unhinged, blood lusting ho. It's an act of romance to them. Clearing out a church together, feasting, and then falling into each other carnally. It's horrifically beautiful. 😌

Loras hates reading. He's never fully read a book in his life. But he likes to be read. If he sees something that interests him enough, he will sometimes ask Les to read it to him before morning bedtime, and then once they're in the dark of whoever's coffin they got into, he might ask questions about the story or the characters before inevitably falling asleep.

#ship. loras 🗡️ & lestat 🌕 ( desiredprince )#desiredprince #headcanon. 🗡️#ooc: back on sad boy shit. what's new? ( 🌱🌹🥀 )#🐦‍⬛💌

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daenystheedreamer · 2 years

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Ello! I just- your modern au ideas are the absolute best thing I’ve ever read any chance I could get thoughts on modern Jaime? And regardless of shipping mayhaps Brienne??

Ps the gay Joffrey post had me in stitches I swear lmao

kia ora thank you thank you thank you!

in my modern au cersei and jaime are just like weird and co-dependant thanks to tywin's parenting (im never adding lannisterc*st to any aus i write the only time ive ever even sorta addressed it is here) and by the time anything i write is happening, he's dating brienne which is making him normal (he also doesn't feature in this fragment specifically because he's being normal with brienne).

I think Jaime and Brienne either meet as coworkers in the military/police force but i dont like cop brienne or the military so either that or Renly is like "look brienne, he sucks but i think you could fix him". i don't really have a concrete idea of how they get together, but they're definitely dating!

also, Jaime's thoughts on his nephews/niece are as follows:

Joffrey: weird kid, needs to be watched but also needs to be kept far away from tywin but he also does need some semblance of discipline (cersei spoils him, robert neglects him) so maybe he does need tywin?? maybe he should be kept away from cersei and robert. well jaime was raised by a bad parent and HE turned out fine (lying to himself voice). probably some flavour of gay but jaime doesn't know if its homophobic to say that so he never mentions it. he feels kind of bad because joffrey grew up mostly before jaime met brienne and subsequently actually tried to help raise these kids, so he puts a bit of the blame for how joffrey turned out on himself.

Myrcella: sweet kid, too pure and precious for this world. jaime's just glad someone in the family is normal. wants her to stay out of the public eye, but follows her tiktok to keep up with what she's doing. myrcella's the type of young person who's very idealistic and optimistic about the world, which he thinks is naive but doesn't want to ruin that for her. he and brienne drive her around when she needs a ride so that cersei isn't weird to her friends.

Tommen: good kid, hopefully will go the myrcella route and not the joffrey route. jaime and brienne like buying him cat toys but theyre not sure if the cats or tommen like playing with them more. tommen's pet fish dies and jaime and brienne help him hold a funeral for it since cersei freaked out about it being gross and robert was like seven hells just flush it.

thank you again for the lovely ask im so glad you enjoyed my silly posts! sorry this is so long lol i get carried away

#sorry im both obsessive and very bad at tagging plus tumblr's search function is sick and twisted so a lot of my modern au posts #are floating in my blog somewhere #modern au #jaime lannister #sorry to the normal jaime fans who have to see my posts....#house lannister

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