What if...
Team RWBY and friends are in Salem Castle. After so many turns in the castle they were caught in a trap she had made. They are locked in a very wide lower floor and in front of them is a huge door.
Salem: Wahahaha! They fell into my trap. Behind this door is my most diabolical creation, it will tear you to pieces.
*BAM! BAM!* a loud noise is heard on the other side of the door.
The only way out is to climb and break the barriers that are blocking their path or face what is on the other side.
Ruby: Shit, we have to get out of here! Nora, Blake and Weiss, try to break those barriers. The rest of us help keep whatever it is at a distance so we can escape.
Everyone agrees and starts working, except for one person.
Jaune: *Stand there looking at the door*
Ruby: Jaune?! What are you doing? Move! We need to get out of her.
Jaune: What if I didn't?
Ruby: Huh?
Jaune: What if I didn't run?
Weiss: *Concern* Jaune are you ok?
Jaune: What if I'm not a coward?
Ruby: No one is calling you a coward. We need to get out of here!
Jaune: What if I'm not gonna run away. What if I'm going to stand right here. What if I'm going to make my stand! Huh! What if I wanna go toe to toe with whatever is gonna come through that door.
Ruby: Weiss do something!
Weiss: What do you want me to do?!
Jaune: *Serious* What if I want them to get me. What if I want them to kill me. What if I want them to Try!
Weiss: HO...
Ruby: ..LY..
Salem: SHIT!!! Did you girls feel that tickling in your womb?
Weiss/Ruby: Uh-hu.
Salem: Fuck this, change of plans. Give me that man and I won't kill anyone anymore!
Jaune: What?
Weiss/Ruby: NOW WAY!!!
Salem: I will share him with you two.
Jaune: What?!
Weiss/Ruby: DEAL!!
The two grab Jaune and drag him to a door that Salem appears using magic so they can leave.
Jaune: Wait! What happened to my great feat?! It was my battle to the death!!! I'm a warrior, damn it!!!
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