Forget about combat, I want to watch a heist film of Piccolo and Mr. Satan on a caper to get Pan some new ballet shoes after she forgot hers or lost them or something, and the big recital is TONIGHT!

I want them to be escorting that girl to the World Cup of Tiny Dancers or some shit, and her luggage got lost or something, and she'll be the only sugar plum fairy without her sparkly shoes, and they WILL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN.

I want them to send her off with her tiny teammates and promises that they will Fix This, and then round the next corner and FREAK. OUT. But then spring into action.

I want them to stand outside the last ballet store in a strange city and discuss how they're going to burgle it, and argue about which shoes they need to steal, in the loudest whispers possible. I desperately NEED Mr. Satan to growl, "You know they changed the choreography last week, and she can't run in pointe shoes if something goes down!" and Piccolo to whisper-screech, "SHE DOESN'T NEED TO RUN, SHE CAN JETÉ LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS!"

I need them to have to sneak through part of the onstage production to get backstage.

And then Pan is DELIGHTED that they came through for her, and they feel like total heroes, and they get to watch her be adorable in her dance recital, and they're united in being extremely proud of her.

Okay, y'all gave me Dragon Ball Super, now gimme this.

Lisa Frank art of the Crucifixion

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

fear me

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sobbing into my plate after overhearing a conversation between a mom and her tiny daughter in this shopping centre food court

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

France: hundreds of years with baguette -- DID NOT INVENT BANH MI

Vietnam: less than 100 years with baguette -- INVENTED BANH MI

ANOTHER WIN FOR VIETNAM‼️‼️‼️‼️

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Full of Desires

AUTISM RULES.