please please please baby, my little ass is begging to be railed

let’s go on a little hike, i’ll wear my cute dress without any panties🫣😋

on the drive up there we’ll be giggling and teasing each other, your hand will be tickling my thigh and inching closer to my warmth.. you’ll keep distracting me as i try to tell you about my day. and you’ll hardly be able to think about anything except my pussy.

we arrive and i put on my serious hiker hat, running out of the car, ready to explore. as i start running, my eager wet pussy will be on my mind as i feel everything touching, and the wind even tickling and teasing me too.

whenever we are alone on the trail, you pull my dress up, running your hands up my dress and exposing my bare ass, spanking me and grabbing my hips. i push into you and loveee rubbing my naked butt on your pants 😋 i love making you want me even more.

i’m getting so riled up now that my pussy is dripping, and i turn to you and grab your face and passionately kiss you, rubbing my hips against you as i do, and suggest we find a place to sit..

let’s scurry off somewhere a little less public and pleaseeee please please slip your fingers in my cunt.. i’d do my best to be quiet, but i honestly struggle with that, you’d have to shove your fingers in my mouth to silence me, and god that would make me whimper even more.

we find the spot, behind a big boulder and some trees, hopefully far enough from the main trail… barely able to stop from groping each other on the way.

I excitedly sit down with my legs apart and expose my cunt to you, legs wide, drawing circles around my clit. you come to me and give my pussy a few slaps, because i didn’t ask permission and i whimper, i fucking love when you slap my pussy. i’m sorry, i couldn’t waittt, she’s so eager.

you’ll just have to punish me

how would you punish me.. what would you do?😈

Please, for the love of god, please don’t be this person. No matter how long it’s been since an update, no matter how many unfinished stories are sitting on their account, no matter what - do not be this person.

Not only is it insanely rude, but you also do more damage than you think be being such a self-entitled ass about something someone created for free and for fun. “This author” can see what you say.

RIP decency indeed.

the snake of eden 🥰

gale origin playthru from astarion’s pov or smth like that

I watched Starship Troopers tonight.

been thinkin about how my ethics professor back in undergrad was like.

look. there’s no such thing as perfect altruism. you’ll always get something out of helping or being kind to others, whether it’s a stronger relationship or returned kindness or just the feeling of having done good. there’s nothing inherently bad about getting something from doing good either, especially since it’s completely unavoidable. people being rewarded for putting love into the world doesn’t make the world a worse place. so just do as much good as you can and don’t worry about being “selfless” while doing it, because being truly selfless is in fact impossible.

and like man did that take the pressure off of Being A Good Person!! you’re allowed to enjoy helping people! you’re allowed to be kind without worrying that you’re maybe secretly just doing it for yourself!! it’s okay if you are doing it for yourself because you’re still being kind to others!!!!!

I keep forgetting to post this painting here!

This is a super super gentle reminder not to put your favorite authors on a pedestal. We're real people living average lives and not trying to be influencers. We criticize ourselves enough and we don't want to be held to an invisible standard (we start to worry we fail to exceed our own selves) or compared to other writers (we are not competing) or tailor our craft to cater to a wider audience (the right people will find you).

honestly no wonder harrow forced ianthe to lobotomize her so she could save gideon. listen…LISTEN…if i was a secret-war-crime cult nunlet princess worshipped by my entire planet and the only person that (barely) kept me in check was my childhood nemesis—a butch a year older than me, towering over me in stature and physical prowess, and so hot it made my teeth hurt from how hard my jaw clenched in her presence, who wielded a two-handed seven-foot sword and had irritatingly huge biceps and told very lewd stupid jokes and also learned how to wield an entirely new weapon and be my bodyguard with startling accuracy in three months—only to have us finally learn to trust each other because we got invited to a magic murder mystery and then before the bubble burst i spilled the worst secret about myself that i was born because my parents murdered an entire generation and tried to Kill Her along with them and she just wouldnt die, and i told her this expecting a swift death i believed i deserved, only for her to fucking cradle me in her big butch arms and kiss me on my forehead with her soft butch mouth and just. forgive me for a shameful weight ive carried my entire life and then MAKE AN ACTUAL NECRO/CAV VOW with me despite every evil thing i have done to her……to have her tell me, in the end, bleeding and broken after putting up the most beautiful and glorious fight of her life, that she understands purpose and she understands duty and she knows loyalty more fiercely than ever now, that she knows who she is to me, that there is no her without me….to have her backed into a corner and make the ultimate sacrifice…..for me…..to recite scriptural wedding vows of eternity to me in her last wisps of soul-consciousness…..if i thought there was even a snowflake’s chance in the pyre that i could save her by turning myself into her very own locked tomb, i’d be begging ianthe tridentweirdius to crack my skull open and turn me to mush too, goddamn. i understand you harrowhark girl you don’t have to explain a thing to me. god said you couldn’t undo the lyctor’s bond bc it’d kill you. you told god and his angels that not even a lyctor’s bond could outshine the power of female spite and lesbianism and they didn’t listen. they didn’t believe you. but i heard you loud and clear and i was 17 and hormonal and hopelessly romantic not too long ago unlike those fucking dinosaurs and i’m saying it’s valid it’s what i would have done and really everyone should be thanking you for not being worse and more wretched about it, all things considered

Amo al robopayaso. xd

i wanna read my book but fuck i’m grinding my pussy on my couch corner and it feels so good to move my body like this, especially with my cramps. help me cum quick so i can read 🥺💕 i can’t focus

"For a moment or two I could see nothing, as the shadow of a cloud obscured St. Mary’s Church and all around it. Then as the cloud passed I could see the ruins of the abbey coming into view; and as the edge of a narrow band of light as sharp as a sword-cut moved along, the church and the churchyard became gradually visible. Whatever my expectation was, it was not disappointed, for there, on our favourite seat, the silver light of the moon struck a half-reclining figure, snowy white."

Mina and Lucy in the kirkyard at Whitby, August 11th.

One wedding and three funerals

Background paintings under the cut

world's longest staring contest GO-

i love eda. my girl took a random demon home as a pet then realised he was sentient and spent 8 years calling him her roommate before she adopted him. and then she found out he was jesus