Hugh Laurie: Yeah, I would actually love to have House as my doctor. I actually love him as a character so much, and I think he's actually a very sweet, caring person under his rude exterior. I'd love to sit down and have a chat with him.
Robert Sean Leonard: Wilson's a fucking freak and he scares me
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i forget what episode it is but that scene where wilson threatens to dump house “somewhere near allentown.” as someone who grew up in the mid atlantic im crying imagining house waking up on the side of the road in bumfuck pennsylvania in the vague allentown area. wakes up to fucking gunshots (because there’s shooting ranges up there for deer hunting and shit) startled as hell. no one wants to wake up somewhere near fucking allentown, i’m DYING
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ah md!!! of course, as always i dont mind however long it’d take for you to end up writing the next chapters of the vbau because as a writer myself.. i get it *glances at googles docs and laughs..* but i’m thrilled at the prospect of some more vbau content coming up! okay so here’s a proper question that i’m pretty sure i havent asked before? i cant remember at this point but uh, what would the vbau’s favourite mobile game be? - space :)
hmmmm i've instantly forgotten every single mobile game ever so i fear i may skip over some really obvious ones
i've talked about furtana playing imessage games here, which doesn't really feel like an answer but i do like that for them
finn & britt would've both had pokemon go phases for sure
idk if britt would necessarily play minecraft on her phone that much but it is one of her go-to games overall
this one is mainly just me projecting but i think britt would have a genshin phase and then she'd run out of storage space on her phone bc that game is chonky and then she'd be forced to delete it off her phone and she'd take a long hiatus from playing it bc no storage space and then she'd get too anxious about the amount of content that has built up over the months
candy crush is a classic but i haven't figured out who's most likely to keep coming back to it. tina maybe?
quinn seems like enough of a puzzles enjoyer to me to have the new york times games app
straight up i just don't really picture kurt playing mobile games lol
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More info (and insane screenshots) from the House MD DS game for those who want to know.
Way, way too much info under the break!!
The game took me about 5 hours to play total, including pauses for screenshots and cackling laughter. There are 5 cases, and each one has: the main case, a clinic patient, and a small subplot about Cuddy that strings through all 5 cases and concludes at the end of the game. It's extremely linear. To solve the case, you do activities when you are prompted, each having its own types of mini games. Activities include: examining the patient, ddx-ing, running tests, running labs, questioning the patient/friends/family, and searching houses/other areas for clues. All of these mini games suck. The best one is when House has to have an epiphany so you play brick breaker with his brain:
WHEN YOU DDX THEY USE THE MOUSE BITES PHOTO
You'll notice here that the visuals are a little uncanny valley. The likenesses are... not good.
The worst offender is 13, who always looks just a little bit off.
One of my favorite parts of the game is that you get graded on your performance and if you do bad, Cuddy doms you.
And when you do good, Wilson kind of negs you?? Feels like the people who made this game were obsessed with him (same). The contrast in these two screenshots really gets me.
More insane top screen screenshots without context:
Honestly, some of my favorites need both screens to really be appreciated:
I do not recommend playing it, really. These are the best parts, and the game itself is slow and can be frustrating. There is also... a lot of problematic nonsense. Worse than the show. Not going to try to make excuses here.
That being said, it's surreal. House is like a bad stand up comic for most of the game, and so much is out of character - House visits the patient FIRST THING every case, the whole team misses very obvious deductive leaps, there's no gay sex, etc, etc, etc. But at the same time, the people who made the game clearly had a love for the show. It follows the typical structure of an episode faithfully and has some detailed, satisfying visuals in it. Everyone's clothes change each episode, even in their little bottom of the screen sprites. This Wilson makes me happy with his show-accurate mug and hand gesture:
And there are some nice interiors/exteriors of the hospital and better rendered pictures that make me smile:
It made me and my friends laugh a lot. And it also makes me a little sad. I spent a lot of my childhood playing shitty licensed games like this (remember the madagascar one???), but they are mostly a thing of the past. I know they were cash-grab trash, but it's odd that there's this genre of game that doesn't really get made any more. I guess what I'm saying is that I'm glad this game exists.
Anyway, here's an upsetting House and Wilson for the road:
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