wilson am i yanny or laurel

Wordle is running out of words. Only 2,000 five letter words remain. When that supply is exhausted the Creation shall begin. One day the word will be ZHURM, and all shall get it, and all shall understand it to mean "an ache from suddenly remembering a long-ago friend, who meant something to you once, but whose face you can no longer conjure". The next day the word shall be JOROL, and all will get it, and all will know it means "the melancholy confusion of passing by somewhere where you once could have died". The next day it will be GREFT, and all will understand it to be a small brown bird with white streaks found only in South America, and suddenly, it will appear, in the underbrush of the Amazon, in the streets of São Paulo, and all will know that it once was not there, but now, will always be

👏 STARTRIPPER!!!

This is officially one of only 3 (out of 80) pods I have ever caught up on bc it’s just too good. Just too good.

It’s warm and fuzzy and cozy and yet the characters are also realistic and complex. They have adventures every episode that have a strong enough plot to keep me glued to the story but are chill enough that it’s literally just good vibes beginning to end. Also it IS funny and at the same time heartfelt. Which is my favorite kind of humor.

And they are trying to release a new season, you should all go listen right now

Propaganda below the cut:

Sci-fi space podcast about an alien quitting his desk job, selling all his possession and buying a spaceship so he can travel around space and go on adventures!

if they’d had the balls to make Dr Cameron a lesbian like god intended, she wouldve loved Thirteen

Cameron sees a beautiful person destined to die tragically young and says “is anyone else going to fall in love with that?” and does NOT wait for an answer

What’s going on with everybody today?

dad-son-dad ✨ family 💙

Friendly reminder that you should

Write that fic

Draw your OC

Redesign that blorbo

Plan that comic how you want

Create the content you want to see

Be cringe

Be free

The only thing that matters is you having fun! Not what others think!

finally saw the "my marriages were so crappy I spent all my time with you" episode and Wilson, buddy, that was not that comeback you thought that was. That was gay

when you make your bestie's day by showing him video proof that a pretty face can make you stupid

foreman just called chase a pretty boy all of my begging for choreman scraps has finally paid off

Friendly reminder that you should

Write that fic

Draw your OC

Redesign that blorbo

Plan that comic how you want

Create the content you want to see

Be cringe

Be free

The only thing that matters is you having fun! Not what others think!

out of curiosity :3

The woods are lovely, dark and deep 🍃🍂

Look I googled it so I know that Stacy is Houses ex but this is so funny when I didn’t know the context bc it reads so differently

“Of course, why should I trust someone who lies about what he’s doing Friday night. Question is what are you really doing Friday night. More to the point, what could possibly be more important than monster trucks?

Or are we breaking up.”

“Stacy is coming into town this weekends we’re having dinner. Catching up”

“I definitely had pants here… wait a second is that Stacy the stripper? I heard she playing Atlantic city”

“No, Stacy the constitutional lawyer”

“You thought I couldn’t handle this news”

*Wilson awkward look*

“You talk to her a lot?”

“No. It’s been a long time. If you don’t want me to see her-“

“What is this eight grade. I’m fine”

“It’s fine if you’re upset”

“NO. I have no right to be upset. You two are friends. You should see her”

“So you’re okay”

There is supposed to be a place where no one can reach you. Traditionally, the home, but now we settle for the ocean, the airplane, the summit of a mountain, the middle of a lake, the shower, the womb, the grave

if I could afford it I'd be buying sooo many stickers from all the artists I love for my journal you guys don't even KNOW