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#madder than at the whole hydra thing in marvel
swugflower · 2 years
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I just learned about DCs earth x.
Whoever sat down and thought “what if Supes was raised by Adolf Hitler” and then slapped a Hakenkreuz/the SS-Logo on his chest, should be in prison.
I hope everyone involved had, has and will be having a terrible time.
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obsessed-love · 5 years
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Avengers: Endgame
My thoughts during the movie
Plus some extra notes
oh hi Clint
Your daughter is adorable!
the next Hawkeye!
wait
oh noooooooo
nooooooo
That's so saaaad
Please don't go Ronin. Just go find the Avengers. Please! I love you
Oh shit Tony you look like a skeleton
Honey please eat
Wait its been 22 days? oof
Nebula and Tony interacting is adorable
oh no Tony don't you dare die
no
N0
oh shit CAPTAIN MAAARRRVEEELLLL
YAAAASSSSSS
oh shit Tony is even madder than he was at the end of Civil War holy shit
he’s so skinny holy shit
oh shit Tony don't do that
Steve you don goofed
SHit TONY-
oh wow okay
Thor finally aimed for the head I guess
Wait 5 years?! HOly shit
oh look Steve is finally going to group theraphy
Natasha’s hair is gorgeous
I love her necklace
oh shit he’s gone Ronin
nooooooo
oh Carol your new haircut is amazing!
It looks so gooooodddd!!!!
oh shit that rat is the one that ultimately saved the world 
the rat brought Scott back
good job
oh they’re gonna mess with time travel?
like back to the future?
HOLY SHIT TONY HAS A DAUGHTER
SHE’S SO CUTE HOLY SHIT
she’s so small!
tony is an amazing parent
look at her!
she’s adorable
“I love you 3000″
that's so cute!
Scott is me if I ever meet any of these actors
wait...
is that Bruce?
NOOOOOOOOO
he looks so bad!
MY BABIIIEESSS
NOOOOOO
WHYYYYYY
TURN IT BACK TURN IT BACK
he sounds so dumb!
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ok so this sucks
ok
ok
The band is almost complete
just Thor and Hawkeye
Thor first I guess
OH YASSSSS VALKYRIE YOU GO GIRL
oh wait what? why is there so many cans of beer- 
OH MY GOD
OH NOOOOOO
WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT?!
MY BABYYYYY
HES SO DEPRESSED HOLY SHIT NOOOOO
HIS ABS 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh shit is that Japanese?
oh this looks like a scene from an anime
yes Clint it does work
probably
oh shit 
ok ok
it works
so sad he could not see his daughter though
OK LETS GO
This suspiciously sounds like the plot from back to the future
ok so group 1 goes to New York in 2012 to get the Space Stone, Time Stone, and the Mind Stone
Group 2 goes to 2014 to get the Soul Stone and the Power Stone
and Group 3 goes to 2013 to get the Aether Reality Stone
ok that's good
good plan
man that old outfit looks horrible on cap
shit hulk is so aggressive and its...
really fucking funny
professor hulk is bad at being hulk
YES THAT IS A FINE PIECE OF AMERICA’S ASS
hail hydra?
shit dude that's deep
y’all are busted
wait so Natasha and Clint are going to get the Soul Stone? 
oh noooooo
one of them is gonna die-
oh look cut to Thor now
Thor its ok bab calm down
Rocket you’re on your own buddy
awww Frigga
yes Frigga and Thor interacting! Im all for this
YES HIS HAMMER IS BACK! FUCKING FINALLY HOLY SHIT
oh cut to Professor Hulk
be careful with that woman bruce
shes weird
oh nevermind
so let me get this straight, this whole time travel thing is like in Dragon ball?
yes?
yep.
ok so that's bad
they didn’t get the Space Stone
Loki just grabbed it and went bye bitch on all of them
oof
Steve... fighting… Steve?
oh shit that's awesome
hah Steve is annoyed at Steve
OH SHIT YES
gg no re
that ass thou
that’s a fine piece of American ass
OMG THERE HE GOES
MY LITTLE IDIOT
COME AND GET YOUR LOVEEEEEEEE
OH YEAH
oop and there he goes to the floor
wait is nebula dead?
oh no
wait what?
ok so lemme get this straight, nobody thought of upgrading Nebula, so now tHANOS CAN USE PAST NEBULA TO SEE OUR NEBULA’S MEMORIES?
NOW HE KNOWS
THIS IS DUMB
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Cut to Tony and Steve in the 1970′s
man they both look gorgeous
oh shit. is that Howard?
no
get away
fuck this guy
no
oh wait
he’s being nice to Tony
FUCK I LOVE THIS
oh my god PEGGY!
:(
is that JArvis?
THATS JARVIS
HOLY SHIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cut to Clint and Natasha
oh nooooooo
one of them is gonna have to die
OH SHIT NO CLINT
NAT STOP
No
NO
NO
N0000000000000000
IN THE SAME POSSITION AS GAMORA TOO
THATS GAY
*starts crying a bit*
MY BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
she’s dead
I cant
I CANT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
well... at least they got the stones?
lets go bbs
yes
Yes
YES!
wait shouldn't Tony do it?
oh wait no he would die
you go Bruce!
COME ON DO IT BEFORE YOU DIE
OH SHIT NO THANOS
THEY’RE ALL BACK!!!! ANSWER THE PHONE CLINT!
WAIT NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RUN RHODEY!
oh wait...
RUN CLINT
WHERE THE HELL IS CAPTAIN MARVEL?!?!
you go Gamora do the right thing!
yes Nebula kill yourself!
wait no don't actually kill yourself just the other you
wait no-
ugh
you know what
just-
good job.
STOP TALKING AND GO GET THANOS
THOR YOU LOOK AMAZING BB
WAIT WHERE DID STORMBREAKER COME FROM?!
oop there goes Tony
WAIT SHIT DONT KILL THOR
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
YOU GO STEVE
YOU’RE WORTHY!!!!!!!
THIS SCENE IS FUCKING EPIC
OH WAIT NO HIS SHIELD
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHIT
NO
STOOP
THATS SO UNFAIR
wait-
what was that?
*crying starts again*
YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS THY’RE ALL BACK HOLY SHIT
SHURIIIIIIIIIIIIII
PETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
HOLY SHIT
GO BEAT HIS ASS 
“AVENGERS!”
“ASSEMBLE.”
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
THATS FUCKING AMAZING
WIFE AND HUSBAND FIGHTING TOGETHER IS AMAZING
OH MY IRON DAD AND SPIDER SON MOMENT
HOLY SHIT
THIS IS AMAZING
LOOK AT VALKYRIE ON HER PEGAGUS! 
RUN BLACK PANTHER
HOLY SHIT QUEEN
WANDA GO KILL HIS ASS
YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS
MY TWO BABIES ARE FINALLY GETTING BACK TOGETHER
GO GET HER QUILL
oh wait...
nevermind
OH THERE SHE ISSSSSSSSSSSS
YOU GO CAROL GO GET HIM
BEAT HIS AAAAASSSSSSS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
OH SHIT THATS FUCKING AMAZING YOU GO GIRLS 
I AM SO FOR THIS TEAM UP
GO GIRRRRLLLLSSSSSSS
PETER AND CAROL INTERACTING IS ALL I’VE EVER WANTED 
I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS SHIT
SHIT
NO
NO
N0
NO
GET IT TONY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh wait
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS
“I am Irom Man”
WE WON
HOW DOES IT FEEL YOU NUT SACK OF A FACE?
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH WAIT
WAIT NO
no
Tony?
wait...
no
stop
StApH
*starts ugly crying*
MY FAV BABY NOOOOOOOOOOO
HE’S DEAD
“Mr. Stark we won”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
mY hEaRt
“its okay you can rest now”
“we’ll be okay”
WELL NOT LIKE I NEEDED MY HEART Y’KNOW
*continues on ugly crying*
they put his old arc reactor on a bunch of roses and just let it float on the river?
what a send off 
im crying cause it hurts
this is so sad
this reminds me of the scene where Tony throws the arc reactor to the sea
fUcK
shit not like I needed my heart
everyone is here?
oh yeah
WAIT IS THAT HARLEY????
*cries even harder*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
well at least…
everyone got a happy ending...
man tony stop talking you’re making me cry harder
“I love you 3000″
THOSE WHERE HIS LAST WORDS TO HER WHEN HE LEFT TO GO SAVE THE UNIVERSE AND NOW IN THIS RECORDING
MY HEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRTTTTTT
wait Steve is the one that is going to return the Stones?
cool
just please come back
son of a bitch
wait who’s that?!
IS THAT PRE-SERUM STEVE?
nevermind
shit he looks so old
HE GOT MARRIED TO PEGGY HOLY SHIT
THEY GOT TO HAVE THAT DANCE
AWWWWWWWWWWW
*continues on crying*
wait...
what is that?
HOLY SHIT
YES 
YES
YESSSSSSSS
Sam is now Captain America and I could literally not be happier
cut to Thor
wait Thor is not going to e King anymore
VALKYRIE IS???
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaS
YOU GO QUEEEEEEEEEEEEN
wait he’s going to go live with the guardians?
cool
no matter how many jokes you throw at me I’m still not gonna stop crying
shit is that Ned?
HOLY SHIT
MY LITTLE BABIES RE-UNITED
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
THIS IS SO CUTE
cut to Morgan and Happy
she’s so cute
AWWWWW
just like her dad!
she wants a burger.
oh and here come the end credits
and I’m still crying….
Notes!
I loved the ending. It was Satisfying and wrapped up phase 3 really nicely. I literally don't see how someone is going to be mad about it. I LOVED IT. It was amazing. Everyone got a happy ending.
But my Fav Baby died
and my other baby also died
and one of my babies got old
one of my main babies one was depressed but only used for a pathetic excuse of comic relief
the other main baby got ugly and green....
I’m so sad
I am kind of intrigued about what will happen next in the MCU
I know Far from home is the ending of Phase 3 and I really want to see what will happen in Phase 4 now that Disney has ownership of Fox
Honestly all I want to see is Morgan Stark either becoming the next Iron Man/Woman or her own superhero called 3000
that’d be adorable
I’m so sad
I still cant believe Tony died
I cant believe they did Thor like that
I cant believe its 2023 in their universe like what?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
goodbye phase 3! lets hope phase 4 (and the rest to come) is as good (or even better) than this one!
Lets see where the story goes.
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