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vilevampirez · 1 year

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my boys

#artists on tumblr #andro m. jazz #allocer schneider #mairimashita! iruma kun #welcome to demon school iruma kun #mairuma #m!ik #jazzllocer #jazzlocer #jazzocer #allojazz #jazzallo #jazzy #allocer #'lucas which one is their actual ship name ???' hell if I know bro #the thing is this ship has like 5 fans total and everybody calls it something different #so who the fuck even knows.#vile arts

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eth-edwards-73 · 10 months

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no because fr god put men on this earth and created the umich hockey team + Nico Hischier and some others as an apology

i said what i said

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who-canceled-roger-rabbit · 2 months

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It would've been interesting if one of the Indiana Jones sequels after Last Crusade had incorporated more Arthurian elements AND brought back Dr. Elsa Schneider by establishing that the bottomless chasm led to some faerie realm where Elsa was Touched By Vorlons (TV Tropes link) and escaped with some new eldritch powers

Bonus points if the actual Fair Folk hate her, because a) she wounded their pride by slipping out of their clutches, and b) "I may be Unseelie but I'm not a fucking Nazi"

#indiana jones #indiana jones and the last crusade #elsa schneider #alison doody #george lucas #steven spielberg #arthurian #arthuriana #arthurian legend #arthurian mythology #king arthur #fair folk #faerie #fae #fey

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postguiltypleasures · 7 months

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My Peak TV Journey *The Other Two*

While it was on, few shows were as deliriously funny as The Other Two. It was a slow burn of a showbiz satire mixed with family sitcom. I miss it already. But I have to acknowledge that right before the final episode The Hollywood Reporter broke a story on complaints to HR about series creators Chris Kelly and Sarah Schneider. HR investigated and dismissed the claims. Most likely this just means they did not reach their extremely high standard of what would make it a hostile work environment. It doesn’t mean the events did not happen. I’ve seen some posts since then about how this is a sign that Kelly and Schneider are the real life Carey and Brooke Dubek. There is some truth to this. I don’t know how to process how it affects my feelings about the show. And the news brought out a lot of feelings.

While watching the first two seasons, I noticed that the seasons started out more sad than funny then became zanier and funnier in a way that is really grounded in that sad base. The final season went in the opposite direction, starting in screwball, manic comedy and then slowly getting into the dark, sad base. It was pretty dark. The season showed worst of Carey and Brooke, and it was necessary. I loved it, it hurt.

Brooke’s plot about wanting to switch careers to something that would “do good” was painfully relatable. It was particularly sharp about how people get lazy in their responsibilities when they have the assurance that the project they are working on will “do good.” Of course this was spurred on by Brooke’s combined jealousy of her fiancé, Lance and feeling unworthy of him. And while watching her do a variety of awful things to prove either that she really is good, and/or that he’s not as good as he seems, I often thought that she didn’t deserve him. I admire how much her portrayer, Heléne York, was willing to go for something that ugly. In the end, I cheered their reconciliation because I love their dynamic at their best, not that I think they’re good together. And while they were broken up she dated a couples of billionaires and it was a great encapsulation of why hating billionaires is so fun and necessary now.

In the first two seasons Cary spent so much energy on his career and sexual frustrations, but this season proved that finally getting some success isn’t going to make him better. This was embodied by his new boyfriend Lucas Lamber Moy, an actor who was always in character and for that reason was frequently unable to have sex. Lucas’s roles in everything from a Love, Simon spin-off, to a Hallmark Christmas movie and an incomprehensible and interminable Broadway play that is apparently about AIDS. Lucas alternately frustrated and excited Carey. It leads to revelation about even professional success isn’t going fix what broke in Carey. He over invests in Lucas, a person he can’t really know, while destroying his relationship with his best friend Curtis Paltrow. (I was surprised that there was so much Curtis in this season as his actor, Brandon Scott Jones, is one of the regulars on CBS’s Ghosts. I assumed he’d be available less because of that commitment. As a side note, I did enjoy when Carey’s actor, Drew Tarver, guest stared on Ghosts as a local cult leader.) In the mean time his plot gets the best satire of the show business. His advancing career includes his voice role as Globby, the “gay icon” in a Disney franchise and his reoccurring role in a CBS procedural, Emily Overruled. The latter plot, while funny, made the later allegations against the creators unsurprising to me. It set up something of a false dichotomy, where you can either have a stable, 9-5 set, making a show now one really watched, or making something exciting, that people will really care about, but must make allowances for people behaving in more erratic fashions. Arguably, the end of Lucas’s story tempers this thesis, but not enough. It was a wild ride that at some point involved a chorus of gay men in diapers driving maniacally to get to high school reunions while singing a variation of “When Johnny Comes Marching Home”. I laughed a lot.

Brooke and Carey reaching their lows was also rough on their mother Pat, who was experiencing isolation on multiple fronts. It was poignant and often absurd. Pat’s portrayers Molly Shannon a treasure. Pat may not actually be as good a mother as she wants to be seen as. She put Chase in an exploitative situation. She’s bad with boundaries. But her surreal experience of fame, and inability to return to her previous life was a great journey. I’m kind of sad she and Streeter didn’t end up together. I find Ken Marino weirdly endearing, and they were cute together. But she did need better boundaries between her work and personal lives.

The youngest Dubek, Chase, aka ChaseDreams played by Case Walker without any guile, was not in much of the final season. But he was always a peripheral character for a story his viral success kicked off. The first season included some great ridiculous songs and ended with the revelation that he could not really sing. Since then much of his plot has been about his management (including his sister Brooke) gets him non singing jobs while avoiding telling him why he couldn’t sing. There was some humor in this, but as a lover of comedy songs, I wish there were more ChaseDreams songs. (I’d even take more in universe songs not by ChaseDreams like the “Jesus Fucking Slays” one from season two.) Chase has generally been less of a character than a vehicle for jokes about talent management and Hollywood’s current direction. (Or really, their pre-strike direction.) Over the course of the season Chase became more aware of the reality of his situation, but he never really rebelled against it. How could he? All his possible rebellions have been pre-scripted by management.

As ChaseDreams main director, Shuli, played by Wanda Sykes, often did bad, but she always had a point and did it competently. She considered Chase’s music so bad that she created Q. QAnon is awful in the real world, but the idea that QAnon started to distract from a bad album is hilarious. But Shuli’s bigger impact is as Brooke’s reluctant mentor, showing her the ropes and not having time for her bull. She didn’t have much of an arc, but she was always fun to watch.

While wrapping up I just need to say that this show was beautifully shot and staged. In scenes like Carey and Lucas’s first date at an indoor pool and Chase falling in love at first sight in a way that parodied the Baz Lerhman film William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet, part of me was just bowled over by how good looking it was. The series ended in a way that was appropriate for its characters, and I wouldn’t want what I heard of the behind the scenes situation to continue, but I’m going to miss it.

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adamwatchesmovies · 2 years

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Judge Dredd (1995)

With a much better adaptation of the Judge Dredd comics released in 2012, the 1995 film has been condemned to limbo. At best, the performances are at maximum cheese and offer a couple of unintentional laughs. It’s not funny, bold, interesting, or memorable. The special effects are good, but it doesn’t matter. Nothing about this movie matters.

In the future, most of Earth has become an uninhabitable wasteland. Human live in a few Megacities, where crime is rampant. Fighting an ever-lasting war against the criminal scum are the Judges – an elite force who are the police, the judicial system and the executioners in one. When Judge Dredd (Sylvester Stallone) is framed for murder, he teams up with hacker Fergee (Rob Schneider) to clear his name, uncovering a sinister plot to reshape the world in the process.

The premise makes me feel like I’m sucking on a rusty nail. Another dystopian '90s film where the totalitarian government turns out to be corrupt, where a police officer discovers a power-hungry puppet master pulling all of these strings? It was cool when Robocop did it – and believe me, this film borrows A LOT from Robocop. Here? it’s dull, dull, dull. The characters don't help. Dredd can’t even commit to his “I am the law” attitude and is quite stupid by action hero standards – frequently getting rid of his weapons and forgetting to pick them up again when a new threat emerges. Rob Schneider is once again intolerable, though to be fair, he's only 4th on the “Worst things about this movie” list. Diane Lane plays a fellow Judge who will - of course - wind up going toe-to-toe with the evil scientist lady (played by Joan Chen) because obviously, run-of-the-mill biologists are trained martial artists. Max Von Sydow plays the largely pointless fatherly Judge on the Council of Judges. When he shows up, you think “Wow, why are you wasting your time with Judge Dredd? Wait. Why am I?!”

The plot is predictable, the action scenes ridiculous, the performances from Armand Assante (as Rico) and Stallone are so hammy they’re meme-worthy. The story is full of questionable developments, and it misses every attempt to be anything but the cinematic equivalent of gruel. On the positive side, the special effects are cool. There’s a cyborg and a big combat robot that look awesome. Unfortunately, they’re servicing a worthless story. Even the setting isn’t well fleshed out. You sit back thinking “Ok… if you say so!” over and over.

On paper, Judge Dredd should be “so bad it’s good” but it isn't. The picture looks and feels even worse now that we’ve gotten a legitimately faithful, exciting and well-made adaptation of the comics by John Wagner and Carlos Ezquerra. Even if we hadn’t, this movie sucks. It’s the very worst of that period of action films where there was a lot of violence, but to make it more digestible the hero is given a (larlgely useless) comedic sidekick and at the end of the day, it had nothing to say about anything. Judge Dredd wastes the talent of its special effects people and the audience’s time. (On DVD, July 14, 2017)

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supermarcey · 2 years

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Podcasters Of Horror Episode 21 – Channel Zero Season 1 'Candle Cove' Discussion

Podcasters Of Horror Episode 21 – Channel Zero Season 1 'Candle Cove' Discussion #ChannelZero #CandleCove #Podcast #PodNation #HorrorPodcast

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moviecriticseanpatrick-blog · 2 years

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#Get Low #Bill Murray #Robert Duvall #Lucas Black #Sissy Spacek #movies #film #movie review #movie #film review #film critic #film criticism #movie criticism #movie critic #sissy spacek #Aaron Schneider

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equalv · 1 year

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German tv shows with lgbt* characters

I think it can be quite hard to find queer german tv shows, so I thought I‘d compile a list with the ones that I have watched so far.

✪ = queerness is centered in this show

A-Z

1899 (2022) (mlm) | Netflix | international

Ángel (Miguel Bernardeau)

Ramiro (José Pimentão)

Krester (Lucas Lynggaard Tønnesen)

All you need (2021-) (mlm) | ZDF | ✪

Vince (Benito Bause)

Robbie (Frédéric Brossier)

Levo (Arash Marandi)

Tom (Mads Hjulmand)

Andreas (Tom Keune)

Barbaren (2020-) (mlm) | Netflix

Marbod (Murathan Muslu)

Flavus (Daniel Donsky)

Beat (2018) (mlm) | Prime Video

Beat (Jannis Niewöhner)

Becoming Charlie (2022-) (trans, mlm, wlw) | ZDF | ✪

Charlie (Lea Drinde)

Ronja (Sira-Anna Faal)

Mirko (Antonije Stankovic)

Blutige Anfänger (2020-) (mlm) | ZDF, YT

Michael Kelting (Werner Daehn)

Dr. Claas Steinebach (Martin Bretschneider)

Bruno Pérez (Martin Peñaloza Cecconi)

Phillip Schneider (Eric Cordes)

Charité (2017-) (wlw, mlm) | Netflix

Schwester Therese (Klara Deutschmann)

Otto Marquardt (Jannik Schümann)

Martin Schelling (Jacob Matschenz)

Dark (2017-2020) (wlw, mlm, trans) | Netflix

Peter Doppler (Stephan Kampwirth)

Bennie Wöller (Anton Rubtsov)

Doris Tiedemann (Tamar Pelzig/Luise Heyer)

Agnes Nielsen (Helena Pieske/Antje Trauer)

Deutschland 83/86/89 (2015-2020) (wlw, mlm) | Prime Video

Alex Edel (Ludwig Trepte)

Prof. Tobias Tischbier (Alexander Beyer)

Lenora Rauch (Maria Schrader)

Rose Seithathi (Florence Kasumba)

Dogs of Berlin (2018) (mlm) | Netflix

Erol Birkan (Fahri Yardim)

Guido Mack (Sebastian Achilles)

Dr. Klein (2014-2019) (mlm) | Netflix

Patrick Keller (Leander Lichti)

Kaan Gül (Karim Günes)

DRUCK (2018-) (wlw, mlm, trans) | YT | ✪

Fatou Jallow (Sira-Anna Faal)

Matteo Florenzi (Michelangelo Fortuzzi)

Zoe Machwitz (Madeleine Wagenitz)

Kieu My Vu (Nhung Hong)

Isi Inci (Eren M. Güvercin)

David Schreibner (Lukas von Horbatschewsky)

Yara Aimsakul (Elena Plyphalin Siepe)

Hans Brecht (Florian Appelius)

Eldorado KaDeWe – Jetzt ist unsere Zeit (2021-) (wlw) | ARD

Heidi Kron (Valerie Stoll)

Fritzi Jandorf (Lia von Blarer)

How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) (2019-) (wlw) | Netflix

Fritzi (Leonie Wesselow)

Gerda (Luna Baptiste Schaller)

Kitz (2021) (mlm) | Netflix

Kosh Ziervogel (Zoran Pingel)

Hans Gassner (Ben Felipe)

Ku‘damm 56/59/63 (2016-2021) (mlm) | ZDF

Wolfgang von Boost (August Wittgenstein)

Hans Liebknecht (Andreas Pietschmann)

Der Kroatien Krimi/Split Homicide (2016-) (wlw) | ARD

Stascha Novak (Jasmin Gerat)

Loving Her (2021) (wlw) | ZDF | ✪

Hanna (Banafshe Hourmazdi)

Holly (Bineta Hansen)

Franzi (Lena Klenke)

Lara (Emma Drogunova)

Josephine (Karin Hanczewski)

Anouk (Larissa Sirah Herden)

Sarah (Soma Pysall)

Mord mit Aussicht (2018-2022) (wlw) | Netflix

Bärbel Schmied (Meike Droste)

Neumatt (2021-) (mlm) - Switzerland | Netflix

Michi Wyss (Julian Koechlin)

Joel Bachmann (Benito Bause)

Polizeiruf 110 (1971-) (queer/gnc) | ARD

Frankfurt/Świecko

Vincent Ross (Andre Kaczmarczyk)

SOKO Leipzig (2001-) (mlm) | ZDF

Moritz Brenner ( Johannes Hendrik Langer )

Tatort (1970-) (mlm, wlw) | ARD

Berlin

Robert Karow (Mark Waschke)

Hamburg

Julia Grosz (Franziska Weisz)

Saarbrücken

Esther Baumann (Brigitte Urhausen)

Wien

Meret Schande (Christina Scherrer)

Vorstadtweiber (2015-) (mlm) – Austria

Georg Schneider (Jürgen Maurer)

Joachim Schnitzler (Phillip Hochmair)

WIR (2021-) (wlw) | ZDF

Annika Baer (Eva Maria Jost)

Helena Kwiatkowski (Katharina Nesytowa)

Wendland (2023-) (wlw) | ZDF

Kira Engelmann (Paula Kalenberg)

Birthe (?)

Queer Eye Germany (2022) (mlm, nblm, trans) | Netflix

Avi Jakobs

Leni Bolt

Ayan Yuruk

Jan-Henrik Scheper-Stutke

Aljosha Muttardi

Notes: I may have forgotten to add some characters, because for most of the shows it has been some time since I last watched them. Please let me know if you want me to add a character or even show:)

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desired-deity · 9 months

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Masterlist~!

LUXIEM ~

Mysta Rias:

August 27th

Luca Kaneshiro:

…currently running away from Mysta

Shu Yamino:

…currently working on spells

Vox Akuma:

…currently being hunted by Shxtou

Ike Eveland:

…currently making a novel

NOCTYX ~

Alban Knox:

…currently on the search for treasure

Yugo Asuma:

…currently making music

Uki Violeta:

Cuddly Touches

Fulgur Ovid:

Cuddly Touches

Sonny Brisko:

…currently looking after Alban

ILUNA ~

Kyo Kaneko:

Well Looks Like It’s Out!

Just Focus On Me

Screams, Screams, and More Screams!

ILUNA HEADCANONS

Tired? Same

Aster Arcadia:

Fantasize

ILUNA HEADCANONS

Ren Zotto:

ILUNA HEADCANONS

Aia Amare:

…currently with Scarle and Maria

Scarle Yonaguni:

…currently with Maria and Aia

Maria Marionette:

…currently with Scarle and Aia

XSOLEIL ~

Ver Vermillion:

Do Your Homework!

Step Back.

Doppio Dropscythe:

If We Ever Broke Up

Hex Haywire:

…currently trying to keep his sanity

KRISIS ~

Yu Q. Wilson:

We Weren’t Supposed to Meet Again.

VantaCrow Bringer:

Vanta Morning Headcanons

Vezalius Bandage:

Step Back.

ORION (ARP) ~

Baabel:

We Met Here

The Little Things

You’re so Pretty When you…

Sleep Well.

Dacapo:

No More Interferences

You’re so Pretty When you…

Sleep Well.

Schneider:

You’re so Pretty When you…

Sleep Well.

INDIE VTUBERS ~

Kenji:

KENJI x Streamer! Y/N

Morning Headcanons

Kenji Headcanons

Because I Love Him

For Me?

KaiShark:

Kai Headcanons!

Shxtou:

Let’s Rest Together

Let’s Rest Together RERUN

Player Two?

U-San / Unnämed:

Calm Down

Put it down. Now.

Kage:

I Love You Too Much To Let You Go (P1)

One Couch? Perfect For Cuddles And Comfort!!! (P2)

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sexymonstersupercreep · 6 months

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Nightmare Fuel Art Master-post, Vol. I

Regularly updated!

15th Century

Gerard David Hans Holbein Hans Memling Hieronymous Bosch Lucas Cranach the Elder Matthias Grunewald Titian

16th Century

Adriaen van de Venne Artemisia Gentileschi Filippo Napoletano Hans Baldung Grien Herri Met de Bles Jacopo Ligozzi Jan Mandijn Jan Massys Pieter Bruegel the Elder

17th Century

Caravaggio Francesco Furini Frans Francken II Juan de Valdes Leal Jusepe de Ribera Leonaert Bramer Peter Paul Rubens Salvator Rosa 18th Century

Edvard Munch Francisco de Goya Henry Fuseli J.M.W. Turner Karl Alexander Wilke Katsushika Hokusai Paolo Vincenzo Bonomini William Blake

19th Century

Amedee-Ernest Lynen Antoine Wiertz Armand Rassenfosse Arnold Bocklin Carlos Schwabe Edmond Louis Dupain Felicien Rops Francesco Scaramuzza Franz von Stuck Georges Rochegrosse George Frederic Watts Gustave Dore Gustave Moreau Henri Regnault Ilya Repin Jakub Schikaneder James Tissot Jean Francois Millet Jean Leon Gerome Jean Paul Laurens Jean Veber Jeno Gyarfas Jose Casado del Alisal Laszlo Mednyanszky Louis Gallait Maximilian Pirner Odilon Redon Paul Burck Theodore Gericault Theodor Kittelsen Theophile Schuler Tsukioka Yoshitoshi Wilhelm Kotarbinski William Holbrook Beard Witold Wojtkiewicz

“Turn of the Century” Alberto Martini Alfred Kubin Antonio Rizzi Egon Schiele Frantisek Kupka Fritz Gareis Georges Desvallieres Harry Clarke Heinrich Kley Henryk Weyssenhoff James Ensor Jaroslav Panuska Jean Delville Josef Mandl Julien Adolphe-Duvocelle Kathe Kollwitz Manuel Orazi Marian Wawrzeniecki Oscar Parviainen Piotr Stachiewicz Richard Tennant Cooper Sascha Schneider Sergius Hruby Wladyslaw Podkowinski Vasily Vereshchagin

#nightmare fuel #mega post #horror #dark art #scary art

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maochira · 8 months

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Showing my brother non-Japanese Blue Lock characters and making him guess their names, nationality/in which country they play for a team and positions. We did everyone in Bastard München, all coaches, Lorenzo and Drago from Ubers and the World Five

1. Michael Kaiser: "He looks like a real Italian. Like a femboy. What are normal Italian names..... Lorenzo" (I BURST OUT LAUGHING😭😭) Position: Left-wing forward

2. Alexis Ness: German "He looks like... like a... on first gaze I'd say Stephan" Position: midfielder

3. Bachman: German, name: Klaus, position: right fullback

4. Mensah: German, name: Alex, position: defender

5. Theo Sachs: "He looks like a real asian. Like an anime main character", name: Kim, position: defender

6. Ndiaye: Italian, name: Claudio, position: right fullback

7. Benedict Grim: German, name: Robert, position: centerback

8. Birkenstock: German, name: Lenny, position: left-wing forward

9. Ali: "This is definitely an Italian. Looks like a real Mario." Position: midfielder

10. Erik Gesner: "What does his hairdresser do professionally?? Is his hairdesser a butcher??? I swear Alligatoah's next haircut" (Alligatoah is my favourite German singer), name: Manuel, position: central midfielder

11. Igor Schneider: German, name: Felix, position: right-wing forward

12. Noel Noa: French, name: Antoine, position: striker

13. Marc Snuffy: Italian, "What nose is that.", name: Gian Luigi , position: midfielder

14. Drago (5): German, name: Marco, position: right back defender

15. Don Lorenzo: "This is definitely an Italian centerback." Name: Carlo

16. Chris Prince: German, name: Jamal, position: striker

17: Lavinho: Italian, name: Luca, position: striker

18: Julian Loki: Algerian, name: Romelu, position: midfielder

19: Leonardo Luna: German, name: Lukas, position: left-wing forward

20. Adam Blake: "To me he looks like a real Italian.", name: Christian, position: centerback

21. Pablo Cavazos: "Why does he kinda look like Deku?", "I don't know why but he really looks Scottish", name: Andrew, position: midfielder

22. Dada Silva: Brazilian, name: Gabriel, position: goalkeeper

#💟 maochira talks #blue lock #bllk

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umichlvr · 9 months

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hockey masterlist

nhl

anaheim ducks

jamie drysdale

mason mctavish

trevor zegras

more than friends au (coming soon)

arizona coyotes

clayton keller

boston bruins

jeremy swayman (idk where he is now)

buffalo sabres

tyson jost

owen power

calgary flames

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carolina hurricanes

andrei svechnikov

sebastian aho

chicago blackhawks

connor bedard

colorado avalanche

cale makar

columbus bluejackets

nick blankenburg

adam fantilli

kent johnson

dallas stars

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detroit red wings

lucas raymond

moritz seider

edmonton oilers

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florida panthers

mackie samoskevich

matthew tkachuk

los angeles kings

alex turcotte

kevin fiala

minnesota wild

matt boldy

connor dewar

brandon duhaime

lazy day (coming soon)

kirill kaprizov

montreal canadians

cole caufield

juraj slafkovsky

nashville predators

roman josi

new jersey devils

nico hischier

jack hughes

luke hughes

dawson mercer

new york islanders

mathew barzal

new york rangers

braden schneider

ottawa senators

brady tkachuk

tim stützle

philadelphia flyers

carter hart

pittsburgh penguins

sidney crosby

san jose sharks

thomas bordeleau

will smith

seattle kraken

vince dunn

st. louis blues

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tampa bay lightning

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toronto maple leafs

mitch marner

auston matthews

william nylander

vancouver canucks

brock boeser

quinn hughes

vegas golden knights

brendan brisson

washington capitals

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winnipeg jets

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umich

gavin brindley

seamus casey

dylan duke

tyler duke

ethan edwards

mark estapa

luca fantilli

rutger mcgroarty

frank nazar

#nhl x reader #nhl imagine #nhl fanfiction #nhl blurb #nhl fic #umich x reader #umich smut #umich blurbs #umich fic #umich imagine #jack hughes x reader #jack hughes fic #jack hughes #trevor zegras #trevor zegras x y/n #trevor zegras fic #ethan edwards #ethan edwards fic #ethan edwards x y/n

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huggybug · 2 years

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nhl teams graded on attractiveness by me, a self-proclaimed judge of all hot men

ana: B+

strongest contributors: trevor zegras, jamie drysdale

despite losing josh manson (he’s in a better place now <3) they are a solid team but there’s definitely room to improve.

ari: F

there’s is literally nobody who contributes to the hotness of this team

bos: B

strongest contributors: charlie coyle, matt grzelcyk

knowing absolutely nothing about anyone really on this team, they’re a very (slightly above) average looking team

buf: C+

strongest contributors: owen power, dylan cozens, tage thompson

there’s a few that bring the average down but overall, not bad

cgy: B

strongest contributors: matthew tkachuk, elias lindholm

look, they might not be everyone’s favourite but i think the main group of guys are all cute. however marks taken off because most of them are married i think

car: C

strongest contributors: andrei svechnikov

almost all of them look like different variations of the same average looking man

chi: B-

strongest contributors: kirby dach

honourable mention to dylan strome.

col: A+

strongest contributors: everyone except jack johnson

this one doesn’t even need an explanation

cbj: A-

strongest contributors: nick blankenburg, boone jenner, cole sillinger

their original mark was B- but then i watched that new video and bumped them up. they fly under the radar (literally because i sometimes forget they’re a team) but they’re surprisingly good looking

dal: D

strongest contributors: tyler seguin, roope hintz

i’m just not interested in them tbh

det: D-

strongest contributors: mo seider, lucas raymond

this is very generous of me

edm: D

strongest contributors: leon draisaitl, dylan holloway

these two are the only attractive ones, there’s a couple others who aren’t bad looking but… let’s just say i feel bad for oilers fans

fla: C-

strongest contributors: ben chiarot, gustav forsling

i actually got bored while i was looking through their roster photos

lak: C

strongest contributors: alex turcotte, alex iafallo

there’s a couple other decent ones but meh

min: B

strongest contributors: matt boldy, tyson jost

literally a 50/50 split. they do have potential though and the boldy/josty duo really bumps up their mark

mtl: C+

strongest contributors: josh anderson, nick suzuki, cole caufield

they kinda look like soccer players also why does cole look 12 in his headshot

nsh: C-

strongest contributors: roman josi

josi carries. they aren’t bad but also not amazing

njd: A

strongest contributors: jack hughes, ty smith, nico hischier

they have a few cute guys but then the rest are just meh. i feel like there’s a lot of old guys so that brings them down too

nyi: C

strongest contributors: anthony beauvillier, matt martin

they seem very old. if tito leaves, their mark is taking a serious hit

nyr: D-

strongest contributors: braden schneider, dryden hunt?

i actually can’t stand them so yeah😐

ott: D+

strongest contributors: josh norris, tim stützle

i literally know like 5 people on this team. they’re not bad though, honestly was pleasantly surprised when i looked at their roster

phi: F

strongest contributors: carter hart

sorry gingers just aren’t my type

pit: B

strongest contributors: sidney crosby, richard rakell, john marino

they collectively give off dilf energy and i kinda love them for it

sjs: D+

strongest contributors: thomas bordeleau, william ekland, jasper weatherby

not even bordy can save them. i don’t know anyone else on this team and i don’t think i want to anyway

sea: B+

strongest contributors: jordan eberle, matty beniers, haydn fleury

this one feels controversial but i think for the most part, they’re a fairly attractive team

stl: D-

strongest contributors: jordan kyrou

kyrou is the only one i can stand on this team and even that is being nice

tbl: D-

strongest contributors: ross colton, brandon hagel

ew

tor: D-

strongest contributors: mitch marner

this one is actually shocking, maybe if they had cuter players they’d do better in the playoffs

van: A-

strongest contributors: quinn hughes, elias pettersson, brock boeser, nils höglander

they hold a special place in my heart (would be A+ but tyler myers and brad hunt)

vgk: F

strongest contributors: brendan brisson

i think bren might be the only attractive one?

wsh: D-

strongest contributors: tom wilson

honourable mention to dilf tj oshie because i believe he’s a girl dad??

wpg: D+

strongest contributors: pierre luc dubois, nikolaj ehlers, blake wheeler

i thought pld would be the only one so props to them.

#don’t come at me pls #this is a JOKE #but also come argue with me if u disagree #team grades

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cuttergauthier · 1 year

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Who I Write For

Hey everyone this is a list of who I write for.

If you have someone else in mind, send me an ask and i’ll let you know if i want to write for him. I’m not picky

Also if anyone would want me to start an AU let me know!

How to request

I DO NOT WRITE SMUT

New jersey Devils

Jack Hughes

Nathan Bastian

Dawson Mercer

Luke Hughes

Nico Hischier

Timo Meier

Brendan Smith

Vancouver Canucks

Quinn Hughes

Brock Boeser

Elias Pettersson

Cole McWard

Anthony Beauvillier

Dakota Joshua

Toronto Maple Leafs

Mitch Marner

Auston Matthews

William Nylander

Matthew Knies

Morgan Reilly

Buffalo Sabres

Owen Powers

Tyson Jost

Devon Levi

Erik Johnson

Jeff Skinner

Tage Thompson

Dylan Cozens

Casey Mittelstadt

Carolina Hurricanes

Michael Bunting

Andrei Svechnikov

Jack Drury

Pittsburgh Penguins

Pierre-Oliver Joseph

Ryan Graves

Ty Smith

Columbus Blue Jackets

Nick Blankenburg

Kent Johnson

Cole Sillinger

Adam Boqvist

Zach Werenski

Adam Fantilli

Vegas Golden Knights

Brendan Brisson

San Jose Sharks

Thomas Bordeleau

Tristen Robins

William Eklund

Henry Thrun

Luke Kunin

Anaheim Ducks

Trevor Zegras

Mason McTavish

John Gibson

Frank Vatrano

St Louis Blues

Jake Neighbours

Colton Parayko

Ottawa Senators

Josh Norris

Brady Tkachuk

Mathieu Joseph

Jakob Chychrun

Zack MacEwen

Tim Stutzle

Thomas Chabot

Minnesota Wilds

Matt Boldy

Brock Faber

Brandon Duhaime

Los Angeles Kings

Alex Turcotte

Quinn Byfield

Brandt Clarke

Pierre Luc Dubois

Alex Laferriere

Florida Panthers

Matthew Tkachuk

Sam Bennett

Mackie Samoskevich

William Lockwood

Aaron Ekblad

Josh Mahura

Brandon Montour

Colorado Avalanche

Cale Makar

Bowen Byram

Nate Mackinnon

Miles Wood

Detroit Red Wings

J.T. Compher

Dylan Larkin

Joe Veleno

Jake Walman

Boston Bruins

Mason Lohrei

Johnny Beecher

Jeremy Swayman

Jake Debrusk

Charlie Mcavoy

Montreal Canadiens

Cole Caufield

Arber Xhekaj

Kirby Dach

Christian Dvorak

Alex Newhook

New York Islanders

Noah Dobson

Mat Barzal

Philadelphia Flyers

Morgan Frost

Cam York

Jamie Drysdale

Joe Farabee

Tyson Foerster

Noah Cates

New York Rangers

Alexis Lafrenière

Adam Fox

K’Andre Miller

Braden Schneider

Chris Kreider

Zac Jones

Arizona Coyotes

Logan Cooley

Dylan Guenther

Clayton Keller

Nick Schmaltz

Chicago Blackhawks

Lukas Reichel

Seth Jones

Alex Vlasic

Connor Bedard

Tampa Bay Lightnings

Brandon Hagel

Anthony Cirelli

Seattle Kraken

Brandon Tanev

Jamie Oleksiak

Philipp Grubauer

Will Borgen

Dallas Stars

Wyatt Johnston

Jake Oettinger

Rope Hintz

Craig Smith

University of Michigan

Luca Fantili

Rutger McGroarty

Nick Moldenhauer

Phil Lapointe

Jacob Truscott

Tyler Duke

Marshall Warren

Frank Nezar

Ethan Edwards

Michigan State University

Red Savage

Isaac Howard

Maxim Štrbák

Ohio State University

Joe Dunlap

Cam Thiesing

Davis Burnside

Caden Brown

Matt Cassidy

Minnesota University

Luke Mittelstadt

Jimmy Snuggerud

Ryan Chesley

Oliver Moore

Brody Lamb

Boston College

Cutter Gauthier

Will Smith

Ryan Leonard

Gabe Perreault

Drew Fortescue

Jacob Fowler

Will Vote

University of Wisconsin

Cruz Lucius

Charlie Stramel

Zach Schulz

Random Teams

Nick Granowicz

Jay Keranen

Colton Dach

Nathan Gaucher

+ more

AU’s

Nick Granowicz x Msu Reader

Josh Norris x Tkachuk sister

Trevor Zegras x Hughes sister

Cutter Gauthier x Hughes sister

Matthew Knies x Matthews sister

Jack Hughes x Mercer au

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dragonbreth · 11 months

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Carolina Hurricanes:

Andrei Svechnikov

Columbus Blue Jackets:

Nick Blankenburg

Damon Severson

New Jersey Devils:

Jack Hughes

Luke Hughes

Dawson Mercer

Nathan Bastian

Nico Hischier

John Marino

Nico Daws

Chase Stillman

New York Islanders:

Mat Barzal

Oliver Wahlstrom

Matt Martin

Brock Nelson

Bo Horvat

New York Rangers (I’m too lazy to do more colors):

Braden Schneider

K’ Andre Miller

Jacob Trouba

Toronto Maple Leafs:

Mitch Marner

Michael Bunting

Anaheim Ducks:

John Gibson

Trevor Zegras

Jamie Drysdale

Nashville Predators:

Cody Glass

Roman Josi

Vancouver Canucks:

Quinn Hughes

Anthony Beauvillier

Umich Hockey:

Mark Estapa

Nolan Moyle

Johnny Druskinis

Luca Fantilli

Adam Fantilli

Seamus Casey

Dylan Duke

Ethan Edwards

Steve Holtz

Keaton Pehrson

Gavin Brindley

Rutger McGroarty

Boston University:

Will Smith

Cutter Gauthier

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greyroses02 · 4 months

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Reverse 1999 characters that remind me of IDV (personality-wise or character design-wise*)

Зима (Zima) as Andrew*or Victor*

Sotheby* or Charlie* as Memory

Tooth Fairy* as Ada

John Titor as Helena*

Vertin as Alice*

Schneider as Margie*

The Fool as Joker*

Necrologist as Aesop*

X as Luca*

Druvis III as Melly*

Forget-Me-Not as Orpheus*

Think of this as a sort of outfit prompt I guess 😅

(No this is not me hoping someone will draw Aesop in Necrologist’s beautiful dress *wink wink nudge nudge*)

#identity v #idv grave keeper #idv postman #idv little girl #idv psychologist #idv mind’s eye #idv journalist #idv female dancer #idv weeping clown #idv embalmer #idv prisoner #idv entomologist #I’ve been playing too much IDV goodness gracious lol

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