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Let's get some positivity back in the fandom! What's your favorite Eddie moment or HC that you have? Favorite episode or fic? Anything!

(Also I love you Betty I hope you’re doing good.🖤)

hello beauty, thank you so much for this, I love it. @hellfirenacht sent this to me as well, so this is for both of you 🧡

Like many, I think my favorite Eddie moment is the picnic table scene, it showcased so many facets of his personality that still have me hard-pressed over a year later.

As far as HC's, here are a few:

He loves to tinker and make things, if he is not working, playing guitar, or touching you, he has to be fiddling with something. He folded the cash tips into Origami shapes on your first date. He finds scrap metal around the shop where he works and makes strange little animals to surprise you with. Over the years, you have house/garden full of them.

He regularly burns/overcooks his food, but he thinks it's supposed to taste like that. One day you make one of his signature dishes for him, and he's like, "wow, how'd you make it taste so good?"

He's the first one to cheer you up out of a bad mood. Even when you really want to stay upset about something, you realize you can't.

He has "lucky" things that he holds dear: a lucky lighter because he found it on one of his walks. A lucky pair of socks, because he was wearing them when he met you. A lucky pocketknife because Wayne gave it to him. One day, you notice that your ring or necklace is hanging from his rearview mirror, and he says he has it there for luck.

In the winter, his lips get really chapped, and so you give him one of your Lip Smackers that tastes like cotton candy, and you never see it again because he takes it with him, and you end up buying him a multi-pack so that he can stop taking yours.

He has a way with animals and strays are drawn to him. There are a lot of cats in the neighborhood, and he feeds them and knows all of their names. One day, he rescues a stray kitten and brings it home tucked in his jacket. He names it Dio. He finds out he's actually allergic to cats but doesn't let that keep him away from them.

He gets involved in the muscle car drag racing scene for a bit, and he's known as Madmax Munson because his cars are always shambled together with junkyard parts, but he blows everyone out of the water anyway.

filming a sex tape w leo ....

It's completely his idea but the tape is rolling (on a camera cause his and ur phone's storage is full) and now he's completely flustered and he keeps bursting into flames and you just grin and pull him into you, let him sit down, and get on top and kiss him all around his chest and neck and he's just like 'AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHZSJBSSJBS' but like Same leo. And then before sinking down on his cock you pull out a condom and as you're almost done rolling it down you look at the camera and loudly go 'USE PROTECTION' and he's giggling and he's just so cute aaaaaaa

bonus: the fucker forgot to load the tape to his phone and now you're away at school/work and he's feeling stupid needy so hes just gripping the sink and trying to make out the video on the small screen and whimpering when he would remember it all in 4k in his head ..... Hips stuttering and curls in his eyes but all he can think about's you <3333333333 Leo valdez u will always be loved

SLDKFJALSA- ANON GOT ME SCREAMING LIKE PILLOW GUY 2:11 OVER THIS

I'm such a sucker for analog and old tech and gadgets in general so setting up an old camcorder from the early 2000s next to your bed and giggling while he poses all goofy so you can make sure it's in frame <3 the entire thing is interpersed with y'all making the absolute funniest commentary and jokes. all your blankets and bedding are either fluffy fireproof blankets for like camping or whatever or have been practically hosed down in master flame (you refer to him as your sexy firehazard boyfriend) and you have at least one of those silver fireproof blankets affectionatley referred to as the burrito bc even though he has way better control over it now he still combusts sometimes when you touch him like this. It's usually not too bad though, hence the nickname sparky. but yeah. no. oh my god. you ride him until all he can do is babble and whine and choke out your name and you're not far behind him. you both make each other come undone so fucking easily. and you know he's going to watch this a million times, so you put on a real good show. you completely let loose, being as loud and vocal as you want, dirty talk that has his head spinning, and you're not afraid to let his (and your) cum drip and gush everywhere. you've barely been gone for a few hours and it's taking forever to upload to his laptop so he just says fuck it and takes the whole ass camera into the bathroom with him. maybe it's the warm lighting, maybe it's all the shower sex and bathtub sex you've had right here, but his cock is already straining in his jeans. he misses you. he'd normally be annoyed at how small and grainy the footage in the view finder is, but he knows how much you'd like it. you'd say it adds a romanticized nostalgic charm, an authenticity, and instead of being annoyed it makes him feel more connected to you, cause he sees it. he sees what you're talking about. he finds that he really loves comparing his memories to what's on camera. he's leaning forward, resting on the sink and holding the camera close to his face with one hand, stroking himself with the other. and yeah, it sucks being away from you. he hates that he can't touch you like he did that night you got it all on film, but these little home videos of yours are a pretty decent substitute. you're gonna be making a lot more of these, he thinks. plus with how pretty you look on camera, how can he not?

just here crying over the glowup of my old favorite sims

So greedy to know about ur WIPS, what's going on in the XXXMas thing with Birdie and Quinn?

(And the Dieu est une femme if I can ask about that!)

I can safely assure you that XXXmas will live up to its name (aha) and not only that but it will kinda be fluffy and lovey too- Birdie Grinch and Quinn Cindy Lou-Who. To give you the full run down, birdie is very anti Xmas and Quinn is determined to change that.

‘Dieu est une femme’ is really only conceptual at this point. But I can tell you it will involve a very pregnant Tsarevna struggling to adjust to Catherine and the idiots at court. Especially when a marriage match intended for her young sister goes awry with a very violent nasty suitor. But oh, she gets her revenge.

Had to call my bank for something and the guy on the phone said he liked my username for my account (Sriracha_*last name*)

And then halfway through something goes wrong and he goes "*Dramatic gasp* Noooo Sriracha! Hang on, darling!"

It was the most validating thing I've ever experienced😭😭😭

💀💀💀 I had deleted it too quick but it says can I not put my badly written porn under the creepypasta tag and guess what? I’m never gonna stop now I love you baby hope you enjoy seeing more of my badly written porn 😌😌😌 you only inspire me to write for even more of my loves , you ain’t gone get enough of me bestie 🖤

last night in nyc then it’s back to my regularly scheduled annoying my followers

Hey bestie !! Just popping into say hi, I got up to some redneck shit this past weekend and it made me think of you. Hope you’re well 🫶🏻✨

hoochie bestie i love you and this has made me smile so much, you think of me when you do hillbilly shit im all 🥺 i did a "guess the us sate" quiz the other day and all the ones i got right were hillbilly states and i was so proud and thought of you! all my love mwah mwah mwah 💓

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Current Hyperfixation Meal

8/2/2023

idk what to call it, it's a riff on that tiktok pasta that was going around at the beginning of the pandemic

This isn't low in fat or gluten or carbs or anything and I don't claim that it is. Obviously you should eat a salad with it or something I guess. I don't care what you do with it, I trust you. You do you, babe.

INGREDIENTS:

1 can of peeled whole tomatoes (Cento San Marzanos are my fave, but any will do)

Sliced onion (like a half of a medium onion? sorry I don't measure)

Minced Garlic

Seasonings of your choice (I used kinder's buttery garlic salt, pepper, basil and oregano--I have the last two growing in my herb garden, but dried works just as well can confirm, have made this a LOT)

Butter (or whatever you use as butter), just like a tbsp or so

1 container of herbed garlic cheese spread (Like Boursin, but i use the aldi brand)

Pasta of your choice

METHOD:

So you drain the tomatoes and crush them with a fork in a bowl before continuing.

Cook the onion in the butter until soft and kind of starting to get caramelized and brown on the edges, then add in the garlic to let it cook a few minutes before continuing.

Season every time you add in something that isn't seasoned, mix your seasonings ahead of time like me and just add a pinch or two every time you dump in another unseasoned ingredient.

Add in the manually crushed tomatoes (you want the bigger chunks, that's why I don't use already crushed tomatoes) and cook for about ten minutes so the tomatoes really start to soften and fall apart more.

Dump in the entire container of cheese and stir until melted.

Taste for seasoning and serve on the pasta.

Am currently obsessed with this and I eat it often.

One of my favourite things about tumblr, specifically my tumblr experience is the friends I’ve made here.

also i am so sorry i know everyone is clowning on nico but i am personally THRILLED to see him again

Hope you're doing as well as you can be today x

*noms u*

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