#look mom I'm a meme
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Songs From My BG3 Playlist ▶ THE WIZARD OF WATERDEEP
#bg3edit#gamingedit#dailygaming#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale#gale dekarios#mine#tara#mystra#baldur's gate iii#bgiii#baldur's gate#gale bg3#tara bg3#i know he's like “tara is my friend” but look i am also friends with my mom. anyways he's such a mommy's boy to morena anyways#he's like the will smith meme for both his mom and tav when they go home he's like MY WONDERFUL PEOPLE!!!#anyways. i'm doing my best not to play the game until script extender gets updated + hopefully a hotfix gets released (lol)#i have patience but the hyperfixation does not so. we'll see#in the meantime! lots of gifsets
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[ID: A digital drawing of Willow and Camila from the owl house. The piece is set during thanks to them's timeskip. The two are sitting on the front porch of the noceda home at sunset, next to a speaker that is playing I'm a Survivor by Reba McEntire, the lyrics reading "A single mom who works two jobs-". Willow sheds a tear and says "she gets me fr" (as vines slowly approach her legs and hands). Camila looks at her skeptically and says "mija, you're 15". End ID]
What if I told you guys this was just meant to be a sketch
#the owl house#toh#willow park#camila noceda#thanks to them#for the future#look. I'm reaching#this was mostly just something silly inspired by my own feelings about how the 'mom friend' role in friendgroups sometimes manifests#+ how that relates to Willows canon issues of needing to take care of others despite clearly needing to be taken care of herself#also my hc that Camila would like this song because she is- in fact- a single mom with gentle hands and the heart of a fighter <3#also i kind of unironically love this song idc that it's a meme#anyway. i put significant time and effort into this but am trying to distance myself from caring about engagement#anyway..enjoy#if this image is too small I'm going to destroy government vehicle
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бл больше ленцшира умоляю
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"She's everything. He's just Brahms."
#HELL YEAH BARBIE LET'S GO KILL THOSE SORORITY GIRLS!#HAH MOM LOOK BRAHMS IS A TROPHY BOY#.... please someone stop me#my wife left me#I'm so fucking hate myself 🫠#обратная связь ~#my art#slashers#billy lenz#billy lenz 1974#black christmas 1974#black christmas#brahms heelshire#the boy#the boy 2016#barbie#barbie movie#meme redraw#lenzshire
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mother and daughter
(and a bonus rebels comparison)
see any similarity and differences?
#togruta#pav-ti#ahsoka tano#tales of the jedi#she has her forehead and her chin#so i'm guessing she has Dad's nose and square jaw?#i have nowhere to go with this#all i got is 'she looks really young' and 'short montral genes'#no more than 25 i bet but we'd never know#how young is Pav if she only has six blue stripes????#her va is born in 1980 so 30-40??#i was headcanoning she got the blue and white from Dad but oh well#but it seems they're both blue and white#because they belong to Clan Ti or sth#her mom has 80% of her features yet they don't look the same *mind-blown meme*
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byan posting a tiktok where they use a knife to draw the perfect winged eyeliner
#byan later posting the first draft of the video where u can hear their foster mom yelling at them in the bg to stop bc that's dangerous#and u can see them rolling their eyes as they keep doing it anyway#actually now I'm just thinking about them having this whole series of vids where they use knives in their makeup looks smh#but the eyeliner one is like their fave meme ok so ofc they have to copy it irl#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ shitpost ⋮ bold of you to assume i've reached peak dumbass.
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baby...baby boy baby....babygirl
get you a man who can do both, eh
(inspired by this post)
#kinnporsche#kinnporsche the series#kinnporsche la forte#kp memes#kinnporsche crack#kinn theerapanyakul#mile phakphum#the duality of man as they say#i read that post and i was like....imma make it about my babygirl of a man#and ufffff 'i'm more like my mom *gunshot*' reigns superior istg#i personally would never wanna say that....coz....issues....but it looks good on kinn#anything for you baby#bl drama#bl series
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Okay I've been thinking a little too much about Chappell Roan songs so here's a little angst AU based on the song Casual:
In middle school Kenneth died, giving Travis a few years of freedom to unpack his internalized homophobia.
By the end of HS Travis and Larry start to have a situationship, but Travis likes to think that it's more than that and that they'll be oficially together very soon because everything they do is so romantic, except he's always being kept as a secret.
And a few months afterwards they call it off 'cause Travis realises they'll never be more than that.
(Reason: Larry didn't have the courage to date someone that hurt his friends and brother so much in the past. Now, they obviously wouldn’t be buddy buddy w/ Travis immediately - except for Sal, he would immediately be best friends w/ him - but at this point they all know that he was just a very stuck up gay guy w/ an abusive pastor as a father, so they don't really hate him, especially since he hadn't really interacted w/ them since middle school).
Well, a few years later they move to a new city and guess who's there?? Travis. He's in college and works as a server.
Old feelings resurface and they're both pinning for each other but Travis is too hurt and bitter to give it a chance, Larry is very sorry and doing his best to woo him once again while being super jealous of Travis w/ his male friends who are very touchy (they want to see Larry sufer lol).
Anyways, because I love a good hurt/comfort they obviously would have a happy ending.
I'll never write this but maybe I'll draw something about it later.
#sally face#travis phelps#sal fisher#larry johnson#todd morrison#ashley campbell#larvis#sally face au#I love the HC that Sal's name is actually Salvatore btw#in a world were there's no cult his father died sooner and he had a few normal kind friends#I've been imagining Travis as a pop star too#he's still mean but in a fun way not in a “I'll hate crime u” way#he's that one ride or die friend who loves u dearly but still judges ur life choices a lot#as if his life choices are any better lol#he's like that one meme: “be nice” “I'm finding it” “it take u that long to find it?” “it does it does”#I've heard so many rumors / that I'm just a guy that you bang on your couch / I thought you thought of me better :(#KNEE DEEP IN THE PASSENGER SEAT AND YOU'RE EATING ME OUT / IS IT CASUAL NOW?#TWO WEEKS AND YOUR MOM INVITES ME TO HER HOUSE ON LONG BEACH / IS IT CASUAL NOW?#anyways Travis w/ long hair and a mini skirt for the win#or one of those Sabrina Carpenter looking outfits#I love her outfits so much my god#And Chappell Roan's outfits too!!#oh and I love Salvis too I've just been thinking about Larvis a lot lately#OH ALSO I'M AN ARTIST PLS COMISSION ME I NEED MOOOONEY
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Telling people you're autistic after you discover it later in life
#literally looking back on my childhood I'm like. how was I not diagnosed#my mom always suspected and she told my doctor who diagnosed my adhd that and he was like ''well they're both (adhd and autism) on the same#spectrum'' and just called it a day. thanks doc 👍 lmao#autism#actually autistic#autism memes#em rambles#i forgot to say but I've been stimming since birth literally lmao. what i thought was a weird quirk now I'm like Holly shit i was stimming#which explains why i could never kick the habit
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Me simply scrolling through Tumblr Tickle art and being obsessed with tickles:
Me if my family finds out about it:
FUCK
#Like#And then my mom looks at my phone to know what I'm looking at#UGH THE EMBARRASSMENT#They will not leave me alone#I'm shit at making memes
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Y'know, before the movie Nimona, there was a comic book. I liked Nimona before it was cool.
#Nimona#I did this to all my friends#They hate me now#I am the cause of all my suffering and pain#My mom told me I looked at too many memes as a child and I think she might have been right#I read the comic fr real tho#I first read it when I was eight#The movie makes up a lot of stuff so you should read the comic for the whole expirience#I'm writing the rest of the post in this section#Don't judge me#it's 12:34 and I should be asleep
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Sleep Mode - Cyborg 009 [ Alpha-Numeric ]
A little drabble I did with my Cyborg 009 OC, Ashley! I figure she ends up really fond of Ivan because baby!! So... here's a thing! And so far all of her relationships are platonic!
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Ashley groaned, hearing the voices of her friends grow louder as they fussed with each other, even over her humming. Although she could just make out the voices, she couldn't figure out what was being said. So time to investigate!
She opened the door to the room she'd claimed as hers, and the voices instantly became clearer.
"-on Ivan! Stop being difficult!" Jet complained, the first voice she could make out clearly.
She wasn't part of the conversation, so she's not sure what Ivan responded with, but she has a feeling that it wasn't relenting to whatever is being asked of him.
"I still say we should try one of my-"
"No, G.B., we are not letting you put on a whole show to try and get him to sleep. Even if it’s good for boring someone to sleep."
G.B. threw his hands up in frustration “None of you have any taste!” He grumbled, seeming to give up on the situation and storming out of the room, nearly running into Ashley on the way out.
“Oh, Ashley! Perfect timing! Do you think you could help?” He pleaded, even taking her hands into his own with a firm squeeze and hopeful look.
“What’s going on?” Ashley asked, peeking into the room finally to see Ivan now in Chang’s arms, being rocked to… less than successful results.
“Ivan’s being fussy and even admitted he’s tired, but he’s fighting every attempt we make to get him to sleep. Chang’s already tried ensuring he’s well fed, his diaper is fine, and lullabies aren’t working! Francoise is resting after last mission, so we can’t ask her for help either…”
Ashley gently freed her hands from G.B.’s grip to go over, gently offering to take Ivan from Chang, who passed over the fussy cyborg with ease and relief.
“Why don’t you want to sleep?” She asked, settling Ivan against her chest so he’d be well supported.
Ivan was quiet, as though not wanting to answer. Or perhaps trying to figure out how best to verbalize it? Who knows, with this group. Probability was high for either answer.
So she waited, taking to swaying absently as the others watched her, G.B. even biting his nails anxiously.
“I don’t want to be asleep if something happens.” Ivan eventually answered telepathically, Ashley finally being allowed into the entirety of the conversation.
“Ahh that makes sense.” Ashley hummed. “Anxiety sucks like that. But you don’t need to worry.” She reassured, giving him a smile.
“But-”
She cut the psychic off before he could continue. “No buts. You have nothing to worry about. The probability of anything happening right now is extremely low, less than a single percent. And even should something happen, do you anticipate this being one of your longer sleeps?”
Ivan still didn’t seem convinced, his cheeks puffed out uncertainly around his pacifier.
“As much as we are recuperating, so is Black Ghost.” She reminded “They know we’re licking our metaphorical wounds, and are unlikely to attack. As a result, they aren’t likely to try and provoke us. And even if they should, we’re still good about keeping watch.”
“Everyone needs rest, you’re all exhausted.” Ivan countered, at least not fussing as much as he had been with the others, much to their relief. At this point, they’re just watching this conversation unfold in awe, and a bit of jealousy. Of course he settles down for Ashley after pitching a fit for the three of them.
Ashley just quirked a brow at Ivan, moving to sit down on the couch. “You’re exhausted too, Ivan.” She countered, her tone gentle but firm. She continued to sway slowly as she thought, absently patting his back as she thought. “How about this, I’ll take watch. I won’t be sleeping anyways, so it’s the most productive use of my time. And I can keep you with me, so you can be the first to know if something happens.” She offered.
Ivan didn’t have any arguments to that, seeming to relent as he leaned into her chest more properly.
“I thought so.” She laughed softly, switching to rubbing his back as she situated an extra blanket around him, turning her attention to the guys. “Do one of you mind giving me a lift to the roof in a bit?” She asked. “I’m going to go grab my music, then head outside”
G.B. gave her a playful salute. “But of course! Are you sure you’ll be okay up there?”
Ashley waved her hand slightly to dismiss the concern. “I’ll be fine.” She reassured “Like I said, I’m going to be awake anyways. You three go get some rest.”
Jet and Chang both obediently went to get some rest, since Ivan was clearly handled. Ashley went up to her room and grabbed her music player and a light jacket, situating them around Ivan and his blanket. She went out to the front yard, where G.B. was waiting.
Once he saw her, he transformed into a spring, anchored on the roof. She carefully grabbed onto him, allowing herself to be pulled up to the roof, only managing to land steadily through practice, and G.B. maneuvering himself juuuust to be careful. Ashley’s not the most cautious, after all.
Once reaching the roof, she took her station at the top, ensuring that Ivan was secure and comfortable against her chest. She put on one half of the headphone, looking around to ensure she has a good view of everything.
“Thank you for the lift, G.B.” She said, looking to him once she was sure that she was settled. “You go get some rest too, okay?”
“Alright. But if you need anything, don’t hesitate to ask. We’re just a shout away.” G.B. reminded, getting ready to hop down once he got his acknowledgement that she did hear him. When she nodded and gave a playful two fingered salute, he nodded in return and hoped down from the roof to go inside.
After hearing G.B. head inside, Ashley waited a few moments longer before speaking again. “You can relax now, Ivan.” She spoke softly, still looking around on alert. “Everyone is resting, and safe inside. I’m on watch, and you’re right here with me. Safe, but close enough that I can wake you first if something happens. You know as well as I that I won’t be sleeping at least until after breakfast anyways, so you don’t have to worry about me falling asleep on the job or anything either.”
Ivan hummed and snuggled closer, letting himself relax more at her words. She’s not wrong after all. She’s no psychic, but he can’t deny that her analysis hit the nail on the head this time.
She started to quietly hum along to her music, her arms wrapped securely around him with a light squish. Having him close, being able to feel him breathing under her arms and through the blankets, honestly helped her own anxiety. She’s not having to look around frantically, jumpy at every tiny noise.
She’s not sure how long it takes for her to check on him again properly, but she’s relieved to see him sound asleep, and without fuss. Good.
At least one of them will be well rested come morning. And she has a sneaking suspicion she’ll feel rather refreshed for once too.
#text post#my writing#brotp: Just A Baby#brotp: Gotta Go Fast#brotp: Why Mom Doesn't Fucking Love You#Brotp: Fre Sha Vacado#Yes all of her ship names are memes#I am very proud of these#And don't look too hard at this#All of my drabbles get written and that's it#no editing because I'm lazy#cyborg 009#Ashley#ashley sanders#Cyborg A
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Sometimes i make jokes about my f/os going down on me/me sitting on their faces and my cis girl friend has responded twice to this by saying they're trans allies for it(my f/os)and i fucking love that."The way to be an ally to trans men is by eating their pussies"Correct
#the friend in question is @magical-girl-coral she's a riot😭 /pos#also hello to the t*rfs that find this no i'm not asking you to fuck me i'm demi i have a girlfriend and you look like horror movie moms#the f/os in question were zagreus and jason todd btw JFKDKFJG SHOCKER#real self shipping hours#transmasc#transmasculine#lemon#trans memes#transgender#💌#letters from summer
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You know you've spent too much time with your coworkers when someone makes a comment about your muse being around shirtless people and the first thought that comes to mind is
He just got that dawg in him brooo a true rizzler my dude!!!!!
#; speak writer#look i may be 26 but i keep up with the lingo#what up fellow kids i look like i could be your mom or a high schooler it's just them asian genes yo#i'm so sorry i'll go back to my hovel and answer memes
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#not a homestuck panel#so huge coincidence or does my mom follow my homestuck blog 💀#she is not a tumblr user that I'm aware of so im probably good but part of me will always wonder#this meme template is so fitting cause it looks so much like dave strider its ridiculous#original is by branson reese but i was using a quick template site that doesnt give credit sorry
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GUYS I'M HAVING A CRISIS BC I JUST REALIXED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE THE ORIGIN OF THE "I PREFER THE REAL __" "I SAID THE REAL __" "PERFECTION" MEME AND I JUST. CANNOT
#yelled out loud#my mom asked if I was okay#I was not#can't believe I was dumb enough to not have that moment while ACTUALLY WATCHING THE MOVIE#BUT NOoOOoOo#I had to have my lightbulb moment looking at a stupid meme on the interwebs#I'm going to cry#meme#erik lehnsherr#magneto#xmen#xmen movies#xmen prequels#xmen first class#xmen meme template#martianbugsbunny loses it
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