“I’m not Wilson, I’m not gonna buy a condo just to make you feel better.”

- Doctor Gregory House, future recipient of a condo which Wilson buys for him just to make him feel better.

Love Nikki, a Summary:

Woman is when uncomfy jeans

Man is when comfy jeans

Hello Splatoon community! This is your friendly reminder that, canonically, according to the official splatoon character base chart, (https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/character/#) Lil Judd suffers from major personal anxiety due to the fact that he’s essentially a failsafe clone if Judd didn’t survive the cryogenic slumber! And that he’s literally plotting to get rid of Judd. W o n d e r f u l

You may think you know what's going on with this show but you actually don't

guys can we please talk about how Niall's favourite story was Alice in wonderland and Aurora's was the myth of Pygmalion because it makes me insane

making 1 joke sentences you to a lifetime of bisexuality

q!bbh on his way to receive the most confusing lore known to man

“and then i thought….this is it” *intense gay stare*

I am angry at how I was able to do this in two hours

tumblr users when they see an opportunity to make a headcanon post into discourse even though there are zero (0) complainers in the notes

Slay?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WHAAAAAAT WHAT WHAAAAT WHAT

not q and jada being on live together what is this collab 😭

now what was all this, mr. min? | 230503 rosemont

dan and phil calling one of the tracks "it hits different" ?! okay cool cool cool (brb crying)