I have a simple fascination and joy in the thought that, for the Ghost King AU, most of the time Danny is literally so normal compared to other ghosts.
Like, he’s a kid. He looks like a kid. Going by canon appearances, he is the most human looking ghost we see (aside from Ellie). Even Plasmius is more inhuman, which is where all the vampire jokes come from. Every single one of this enemies is off even in a human disguise. They’re not human, and people don’t expect them to be.
So aside from the implications of Danny looking like a child ghost, I wonder what other characters would think if they summon the Ghost King, expecting this huge monstrosity worse than anything they’ve ever seen, and getting a totally normal human-looking kid.
I’d be terrified. Because if horror movies have taught us anything, it’s that the most innocent and normal looking people are the worst monsters you’ve ever seen.
Like, what is he hiding??
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Danny makes jokes out of anyone finding out ghosts are real.
But only when it’s done through “accidental summonings”. In all fairness, if he hadn’t become a ghost at 14, he probably would have fuc-messed around with a ouija board too. So he can’t really blame them when the poor unfortunate souls happen to guess the correct phrase.
(And before you ask, it’s the ghostbusters theme song because of course it is.)
Instead of giving his victims summoners a heart attack, he decides to go for a more… Matrix approach. Incorporate a little humor into an otherwise terrifying experience.
Rather than a red pill and a blue pill though, he gives out a bright green glowing pill and piece of candy. He definitely gets annoyed more people don’t go for the candy. Just because it’s clearly the wrong answer doesn’t mean you should miss the opportunity for a delicious snack!
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something soo ambiguous disorder gif about the whole ‘in the songs all knights are gallant, all maids are beautiful, and the sun is always shining’. brienne wanting to be remembered in a song, an idealised version of her instead of her actual persons. joining renly’s cause and willing to die for him because it is better to be remembered about about what you have done than to be known for who you really are. fear of being known and all that. …
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as we exit the period of people overly woobifying astarion we will enter the period where people who don’t like him will wildly over-exaggerate and misconstrue flaws he doesn’t even have as a way to combat the woobification and the most painful thing about it will not be that people are talking about his flaws but that they’re not even addressing the right ones
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do you guys ever just think about mannix saying “but instead you chose to sacrifice yourself. for what? for love? love for him?” to alfred in the carriage or are you not fighting for your sanity?
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Love how in both series that used 3rd Life rules, the zombies were on Cleo's side. A zombie siege attacked Dogwarts after Cleo died in 3rd Life, and a zombie secured Cleo's win in Real Life.
ITS SO ???
the dead recognize dead.
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Zoey: it’s been forever since i sent that photo! are they okay? did something happen? oh no, what if they decided they don’t LIKE me anymore?
Vito: *trying to spell gorjus. gorges. gurgis. georgeas*
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