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NOT FIZZ SHOWING OFF HIS RICH BOYFRIEND’S DOOR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚
#BRO LOCKED DOWN A MECHANICAL ENGINEER MAJOR FRRRRRRR#SHOWED HIS BF’S REALM AROUND LIKE HELLO???????#AND HE LOOKS SO COMFY RETIREMENT LOOKS GOOD ON HIM#fizzarolli#fizzmodeus#fizzarozzie#fizzaroli helluva boss#helluva boss#asmodeus#THIS IS WHAT BLITZ COULDVE HAD YOU FUMBLED BIRD PRINCE 😭😭😭😭😭#blitzo#Oh he looks so smug about it toooooo
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Eddie doesn't even bother waiting for the ambulance to come to a complete halt before he's jumping out of the cab, leaving the keys in the ignition and the engine rumbling. He barely hears the click of the handbrake over the blood rushing in his ears, but he couldn't give less of a fuck about a runaway ambulance when the doors open.
As Chim rolls the gurney out, Hen, shaky and ragged, shouts,
"Switch!"
Eddie doesn't think. He doesn't make a conscious decision. His body just knows what to do.
Its instinct to interlock his fingers and push all of his body weight into Buck's chest. Its instinct to climb onto the rail of the gurney, so Chim and Hen can push him along as he keeps up chest compressions. Its instinct to ignore the tears burning at the corners of his eyes and whisper broken pleas to Buck's broken heart.
Its an instinct as natural as Eddie's desire to protect Christopher from every miniscule bit of pain the world throws at him. Its an instinct as natural as Eddie's urge to throw himself up an electrified ladder for Buck. Its an instinct as natural as breathing.
So, Eddie pushes.
He pushes and pushes and pushes.
Thinks about a stupid pink and yellow heart with a smiley face and it imagines it under his hands as the first rib breaks.
"Come on, Buck," he hisses. "Don't you dare do this to me."
He pushes and pushes and pushes.
Buck kept the blood sealed in Eddie's body when a bullet tore through his shoulder, the least he can do to return the favour is keep Buck's heart beating.
He'd do it for the rest of his life if he had to.
If Buck trusted him with it, wanted him to have it, Eddie would hold Buck's heart close for eternity.
Given the choice, Eddie would carry that heart with him forever.
Its another instinct that hits him then. One he can't satisfy, but the urge is there all the same.
The urge to rip Buck's heart from his chest and tear open his own ribcage so he can nestle Buck's heart right next to his.
It'd be safe there.
Eddie would make sure of it.
And if it just so happened that Buck's heart refusing to beat stopped Eddie's too, well then, so be it.
He pushes and pushes and pushes.
Another rib breaks.
"I'm sorry," Eddie whispers. "I'm so sorry."
Bobby rattles his stats off to the doctor's swarming around them, but Eddie doesn't hear it anymore than the faint ringing that's been echoing around his head since the lightning threw him to the asphalt.
Its always asphalt, he thinks bitterly. When one of us is hurt and the other can't reach them, its always asphalt sticking to our goddamn skin.
A hand lands on his shoulder, but he shrugs them off.
He pushes and pushes and pushes.
"Sir," the clinical tone raises his hackles, but he doesn't stop pushing. "Sir, let us take over, please."
He pushes and pushes and pushes.
"Please, Buck."
He pushes and pushes and pushes.
Another rib breaks, and Eddie imagines the bone spearing Buck's still heart.
The bile that rises in his throat tastes a lot like bloody words left unsaid.
"Sir!"
He pushes and pushes and pushes.
"Eddie." Its Chimney's voice.
"Eddie, let them take over." Hen.
"Eddie," Bobby calls out. Its the broken voice of his captain that makes his rhythm falter for the first time.
He pushes and pushes and pushes.
"Eddie, stop. That's an order."
A thousand ugly words spill onto his tongue, a thousand scathing comments about dead sons and giving up, but Eddie bites them back and instead:
He pushes and pushes and pushes.
"Buck, please."
He freezes, hands on Buck's chest. He thought...
A thump.
An unsteady, weak thump.
But a thump all the same.
Eddie lets his crew peel him from Buck's limp body, lets the doctors roll him away. He steps forward, goes to follow them, but...
The world begins to turn black as the doors swing shut.
The last thing Eddie hears is Buck's voice echoing in his head,
We don't go past the glass doors.
#sami rambles#ok frrrrrrr im supposed to be working on my coma dream wip but i needed to write about eddie and buck's heart so#here have whatever this is#dont like this half as much as the chris one but oh well#911 spoilers#911 show#911 fox#911 spec#evan buckley#eddie diaz#buddie#buck x eddie#buddie fic#buck x eddie fic#buddie fanfic#buck x eddie fanfic#911 speculation#911 spec fic
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how tf brad pitt who is PUSHING 60 playing an f1 driver in a sport where we call sebastian vettel geriatric for being 35....... like is the plot how the G forces snap his neck or old man peepaw forgets how to upshift like. ???
#nahhhh how u older than the TEAM PRINCIPALS and playing a driver like please be frrrrrrr#and he did NOT age well enough to pass for 40. no matter how much movie magic makeup CGI
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How hard do y'all think superhero fans would slaughter me if i said Jason Todd,Dabi Todoroki and Miguel O'hara are not only not slutty or into dark kinks at all but would also be extremely angry and offended if someone implied they are just because they're traumatized hot guys?
#hornet's nest:meet my bestie bat!!!#frrrrrrr you guys are foul for this😭💀it's weird!!!they don't give a FUCK about s*x they're too busy dealing with the plots and coping#they ESPECIALLY don't wanna fuck in age gaps they're literally eldest brothers and miguel's a whole dad.abuse is off the table in general ty#honestly the way the fandom talks about them makes me wonder if they've ever spoken to their male crushes in their lives.not 'haha losers'#as in 'h-have you ever interacted romantically with a guy???you write them like men from parodies and you think it's realistic...?'#*visible transmasc confusion*#jason todd#dabi#miguel o'hara#batfam#rhato#the outlaws#dead sidekicks force#team dual#the anomalies#bnha geekery#spiderverse#atsv#btsv#spiderman#afrolatino jason supremacy#half bangladeshi rei agenda#bigendergenderfluid miguel agenda#they're all autistic too + jason and dabi are trans like miguel#jaysumm#dabitwice#antidabihawks#t4t xinamiguel#antispiderdads#summerposting
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i'm so tired of gringos, mainly americans, coming to mexico and complaining about the way we do things here and our cultural differences. they not only want to overstay their welcome and become "digital nomads" earning their income from the US in dollars getting to spend it here where everything is cheaper for them and elevating the cost of living for us living here earning in pesos, they also want us to assimilate and accommodate them, they complain about us not speaking english (why should we be expected to?) and get annoyed at how "noisy" and "loud" our cities are. cause why do you as an american come to mazatlán, a city well known for its music, and get angry at people trying to make a living playing their instruments when that's literally the culture??? there's no party without these guys' "shitty annoying music" in sinaloa! why do you think you as an american have a say on where and when banda music should be played? why are you asking hotels and beaches to put posters around "forbidding" people to make noise or play instruments? you don't love mexico you don't love mexicans you don't love our culture you only love that you can afford to live here with your miserable dollars because had you stayed in your cringe ass country you couldn't afford shit
#TODOS LOS DÍAS AMANEZCO GRINGOFÓBICA PERO HOY EXAGERÉ#stay in your city if youre going to complain or go to other cities in mexico where banda isn't a thing!#where noise isn't a thing! many such places and cases!!!!!#i don't even really like or love banda music myself lmaooo but this is ridiculous#why do you come to sinaloa then??? its what the whole ass state is known for you clowns!!!!#go to the so called pueblos mágicos or small towns#rant over (not really. i hate estadounidenses frrrrrrr)#airam talks
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maddy and her mommy issues
maddy (mc): and this b- mmm... you know what she said to me?
mandie (mv): what this time?
mc: she said "are you done being petty and ready to come back yet?!!' like WHAT?
mv: back? like to georgia? in the middle of the semester?
mc: that's what i'm saying! and first of all it's not petty if you're a massive cunt for 20 years.
mv: literally. it was too late a long damn time ago but she wants to play mommy now? the fuck is wrong with her?
mc: a whole fuckin lot apparently. i do miss grandma though.
mv: yeah but is it worth it to go back and deal with your mom again?
mc: *sighs* no, not even remotely. it just sucks i guess because like.. at the end of the day she is my mom, you know?
mv: i get it. that's how i feel about adam. but they have to WANT to change before you even consider fixing what they broke
mc: … ugh i hate it when you're right
mv: ahh you love me
mc: yeah i do
#🔅#m&m#SHES JUSY LIKE ME FRRRRRRR YALL#anyways i love them and if i keep only posting them for the foreseeable future get over it#this is me actually using my creative writing skills so i don’t DIE#ts4 story#ts4 screenshots#my ocs#show us your sims#ts4 gameplay
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since mr square enix plays ffxiv as well would eraqus also play it and what would his job be?
#hard mode: assign him anything different than samurai#*#* text#also im need to get back into kh frRRRRRR but getting over prev savage tier is beating my ass rn in ffxiv.#ive got some gif ideas tho. replaying bbs with irl moots#and its a blast LMAO its like . such a Game to me
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me n my mum are coplaying in the living room rn (im transcribing old documents, shes doing a puzzle) w gmb on in the background n i have to listen through this stupid ass section on the swiftie course at harvard 😑
#no wayyyyyy this is real i thought this came from an onion article or something😭#the guy interview was like so uhm why does taylor get so much hate do u think? and the professor responding sexism BE SO FRRRRRRR#god i love that me and my mum have so many overlapping interest but her obsession with day time talk shows..... i cant do this my blood#is literally boiling here🙃
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Here is some art I've just today C:
Hope yall like it <33
#art#idk#original#quandale dingle#slay#digital drawing#digital art#gacha oc#oc#original art#so slay#e#wahwahwahsoslay yall like frrrrrrr#YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYA#ratposting#rats#WAAAAAAHWWAAAHDKDHDJF
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i do feel terrible that the art of puppetry is pigeonholed to "for kids only" because sesame street became such a worldwide and groundbreaking phenomenon that. nobody will take your puppet show seriously if it isnt for kids or it isnt a comedy. like, ive seen the dark crystal; the dark crystal shows what you can do with puppetry if taken as it its meant to; an artform, not an hour of colorful distraction that your kids are supposed to learn from
its really just a shame that the dark crystal netflix show bombed horribly (no thanks in part to me not finishing it when it first came out </3) & that we may never get anymore media like that anytime in the future
#rubys clown thoughts#the artform of puppetry is srsly underrated frrrrrrr and more people need to appreciate shit like the dark crystal
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I’m actually cry laughing at the thought of Matt fucking Mello so he’ll eat his vegetables like a good boy. I can just picture Mello stubbornly refusing to eat the broccoli his doctor recommended to him to cure his tuberculosis or whatever and Matt going like “Look if I fuck you over the table for the next hour and a half will you please eat your tuberculosis broccoli?” And ofc it ends up with them having the most earth shattering sex on their IKEA table that actually breaks the table, and Mello only eating like two pieces of his broccoli because the rest fell on the floor when the table broke.
YOU GET IT YOU GET IT YOU FUCKING GET IT
(Mello waited until Matt was distracted and smacked the broccoli off the table "accidentally")
<- Matt bribes Mello with sex a lot and even if Mello's not horny he loves the idea of Matt just dyingggg to change his mind. 😌
#not the tuberculosis broccoli 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 frrrrrrr#😐btw my wife and i broke my mother in law's shitty ikea dining table fucking on it when we were like sophomores.#so this rings particularly true to my heart❤#<- as it broke we heard her car pulling up in the driveway. i know she still remembers this.#we were like so obvious trying to lie about it “oh we were just messing around and it accidentally broke” like. good one.#topped only by the time we were completely naked and she walked in no warning mid everything#and my wife just blurts out “we were. wrestling.” NAKED???????#anyway just thinking about why i should never look my mother in law in the face again. good times.
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SCREAM
#river dipping#alessandria zeferino#lykos#ALPHA SHIRT AND IT'S LOOSE AND SLEEVELESS????#MADE FOR ALESSANDRIA!!!!! DARTE77 MY BEST FRIEND FRRRRRRR#.......also hi <3 good morning <3#i'm in cas rn trying to make the outfits i need for alessandria and delphi's little bound inspired photoshoot <3#..........as well as getting matthias and theo in a little something bc i'm also planning on making a new pose for them#i saw a photo that i need to replicate immediately like i'm multitasking... also it's more like getting them out of something but dfjhnkjnj
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da doo ! 🌷
#had my yearly rewatch of little shop of horrors#[and yearly relisten 2 the broadway 2]#and ellen greene never fails 2 make me tear up#love the slight differences between the movie n Broadway frrrrrrr#but also fcukkkkkkk i forgot just how much i adore this musical in general#edit: just watched the OG 1960 movie i beg anyone who doesnt like musicals at least watch that one
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Your icon is so pretty I admire it every time you’re on my dash
FUCK YES, oh my god that makes me so happy you dont even KNOW. I changed it recently cuz I kinda realized my old one was lowkey tacky LMAO
(OH ALSO, art by retroslime 18+)
#asks#dogboytits#I love your little mouseboy tho#likie I dont know who he is but I alwaays like his little blue ears and silly uniform :3c#ALSO DOGBOYTITS GOOD URL FRRRRRRR#im kinda high too rn btw there is so much love in my heart.....
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had a dream that i was emailed a job rejection. can't tell if i would consider that a nightmare or not because on the one hand. "Yeah you're not what we're looking for. gtfo" absolutely sucks. But on the other hand. At least it's a response, and that's miles more than companies usually send??
#pobre payasito#going through it frrrrrrr#need money to live need a job to get money#but also i have home responsibilities that make my job hours limited#but jobs want me to be on call like forever!!!#except for one that i applied to im waiting to hear back but its been weeks.... starting to lose hope lads.#hecho la culpa a mi hermano y mi madre porque ellos quitaron todo mi dinero que era para escuela :((#y ahora tengo que buscar trabajo porque non tengo nada!!#ah. pinche pobre payasito.
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LIPxLIP and the Filming of the New Year’s Special Programme: Chapter 4
hakama h e l p
previous part (chapter 3)
next part (chapter 5)
The Day of the Programme—
Host: Now, let’s begin the New Year’s Variety Programme! May the participants please say a few words each…
Host: And here are our star attractions of the day… The popular heartthrobs from the idol unit of LIPxLIP!
Aizo: It’s nice to meet you!
Yujiro: I’ll do my best to achieve victory!
Host: Hey, Aizo and Yujiro. You guys are always seen together, but this time, you’re facing off against each other in a solo competition.
Host: How are you taking this?
Aizo: Ahh— I’m feeling nothing but the jitters, y’know?
Aizo: (Just kidding. I’m actually super chill with it, though.)
Chancing a glance at Yujiro, Aizo noted that, unlike their encounter on their day off, Yujiro had a friendly smile spread across his face.
Yujiro: I’m feeling rather uneasy too.
Yujiro: I’m so used to having Aizo by my side, so not having him here is a little…
Cheers and murmurs arose from the audience seats, as well as from the tiered gallery where all the performers were situated.
Yujiro: I think Aizo’s better suited for this kind of stuff, especially when it comes to variety programmes.
Yujiro: But I’m going to do what I can… to the best of my ability.
Aizo: Aww, if only I could support you by your side~! But we just so happen to be enemies this time~!
Aizo: (I’ll have to do my very best to stick around till the final round! If I don’t, this competition would’ve been for nothing!)
Host: Yup, yup, that’s sweet! I can see the love between you guys! Be sure to give it your all against each other!
Host: Now then, next up is—
Following that, the livestream continued to progress smoothly. However, the first event was, against Aizo’s expectations, the high jump—
Aizo: (Just as I’d expected, there’s a sports-related event, but…)
Aizo: Dammit! It’s hard to move in this hakama!
Host: Oooops! Aizo has knocked the bar over!
Aizo: No, it was the hakama! The hakama hit the bar, not me! I’m still in!
Host: Whether it was the hakama or not doesn’t matter! That was an out! You’ll get to jump another time, so good luck!
Aizo: Dammit! What’s with the strictness?!
Despite joking around with a smile, a mild feeling of irritation burned away at the bottom of Aizo’s heart.
Aizo: (Despite the state of his physical strength, Yujiro’s movements were weirdly nimble… If I lose here, he’s gonna laugh at me for the rest of our lives.)
Aizo: I can roll up my hakama and take a running start, right?! It’s fine, right?! I’m rolling it up, okay?!
Yujiro: Hey, don’t do that. How shameless…
Host: Ooh, how bold of you, Aizo!
Host: Will he be able to jump over it this time? He’s jumping… and he made it~!
Aizo: Awwright! I’m still in the game!
On Yujiro’s end, the results of the New Year’s-themed events were, sure enough—
Yujiro: (It feels as though these events were made just for me. I’m truly grateful, really.)
Having been familiar with the features of the cultural events like calligraphy, flower arrangement, komamawashi, and hanetsuki from his childhood days, Yujiro had fared very well in them.
Yujiro: (Aizo, on the other hand…)
Aizo: Hooold it right there!
Aizo: Why isn’t this hanetsuki thing anything like badminton?!
Aizo: The shuttlecock isn’t going where I want it to! It’s so hard!
Host: You’re fighting a tough battle, aren’t you~?
Yujiro: That’s just how it is. If you lose, I’m going to draw circles and crosses on your face.
Host: Oh my, he has already prepared his brush for the painting! Hey Aizo! Your partner’s waiting for you to lose!
Aizo: Why?! Cheer for me instead!
Host: Now then, whether tears were shed or laughter was had, we’re at the final event! The only people remaining after the many death matches are—
Host: Aizo and Yujiro! The pair that make up LIPxLIP!
Yujiro & Aizo: …
Host: By a strange coincidence, the two of them will have to face off against each other in this event… namely, a “Scavenger Hunt”!
Yujiro: (I definitely… won’t lose to him…!)
#aizo vs hakama#just honeypre things#[akihiko voice]: i ' v e b e e n w a i t i n g f o r t h i s -#though! small disclosure: the og text wrote 'hagoita' wrt hanetsuki so i changed it up bc google tells me that hagoita is the paddle instead#(ie not the game. so idk... i'm trusting google on this one...?)#unrelated: short poll guys!!! do y'all tie your hakamas like yujiro or aizo?#i'm personally not skilled enough to tie it like aizo's (tried and failed s o b s) so i tie it a little like yujiro's lol#aizo is right hakamas are a pain frrrrrrr speak your truth king
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