oh you’re fucking joking. oh my god.

📸: (I think this is who took them)

glass half full, glass half empty

luke muke said “I think we’re all besties here”

i think millennials are the worst generation i’ve had to work with i’m so serious

there’s so much i wanna do this week/month/etc but i’m just too sick, i have no energy, i can’t sleep, i’m constantly nauseous and headachey and on the verge of a migraine, i’m stressed and irritable and impatient and panicky…….how tf did i survive nearly 5 years of high school untreated if i can’t even manage this when i don’t have any major obligations rn

They really do love this… Laura girl?

not people sending me anons telling me that “they don’t like any men and they’re not ironically lesbians” after my post about finn like cant y’all stop being chronically online for moment, the post said i was in love with him but im not actually in love, i just like him as an actor since i’ve been a fan of his for a long time, i actually thought people would’ve understood it was a joke

Does people declaring All Men Are Bad and making fun of them Squick anyone else out?

It makes me, very uncomfortable.

Like, even CIS men, ‘specially CIS men. Just because some people men Trans doesn’t mean they’re ‘better’ then CIS.

Men and Women are the same species damnit. Gender is a spectrum and it isn’t a wide gaping chasm between men and women.

Hello everyone please pray for me that I get this job I interviewed for today! I hear back a week from now on the 9th and I’m quite nervous cause I really want the job and if I get it then my life will be significantly easier for the coming months. Thanks :)

Kk cool, I’m going to be fighting with hr about so much shit I can smell it

being removed from reality is actually exhausting because sometimes u are completely and totally reminded of what and who u are in reality and it does not compute in your mind. i look at myself and im like who is what am doing here why am i wearing this why is my face like that. it’s drains u of energy in miliseconds

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luke hemmings’ sun sign is a water sign so obviously? he’s an expert

As a doctor, do you have any hygiene tips you think most people could use hearing? Like things people seem to neglect or do wrong that pop up and cause problems? Thanks!

EARS. Earwax is genetically determined. Some people get dry, scant earwax and others get wet, copious earwax. The biggest mistake I see is relying on Q-tips. Every time you stimulate the inside of your ear canal it makes your ears go “oh shit, there’s a threat! I better make more protective wax!” and next thing you know you’ve managed to jam a bunch of wax you told you ears to make back up against your ear drums and you can’t hear as well. Don’t rely on Q-tips. When you’re in the shower, let warm water run in, mush it around by pushing on your tragus (the cartilage flap in front of the canal), and let it drain. Repeat. Blot dry your ears with the edge of a towel or a Kleenex or something afterwards. If you tend to get really stubborn wax, use Debrox drops once or twice a week.

And vaginas. They’re mucus membranes once you get past the labia majora! You wouldn’t soap the inside of your mouth, don’t soap your vagina! It’s a self cleaning oven and if it smells weird GO SEE A MEDICAL PROVIDER because over the counter shit probably isn’t the right answer.

Dandruff isn’t because your scalp is dry. It’s because of a microorganism called malassezia furfur. It eats scalp oils. Dandruff shampoos mostly work pretty well.

Those are the three I can think of off the top of my head. Never use Irish Spring soap! It’s so heavily fragranced it’s a contact dermatitis waiting to happen! I once had a guy develop full body itching and I was JOKING when I said “what, did you just switch to Irish Spring?” and from then until he died he was convinced I was a witch because I was RIGHT.

seeing people (and by people I mean. not even russians) already speaking about the whole thing going on in Russia as if it were a fucking quirky joke. “Oh I’m considered an extremist in this country I don’t live in at all! Uwu!” “LOLZ I’m proud to be deemed a danger in Russia!” “PROUD ASSIGNED LGBT EXTREMIST BY RUSSIAN LAW” You know this shit is very likely going to get people killed right. Like. You know that, right. People are very likely going to die because of this law. And you know you’re not helping in the fucking slightest right

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