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#that’s not me
gossamerorigins · 2 months
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We are all super normal about The Impossible Heir production stills.
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officiallyladybug · 10 months
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Hypothetically wouldn’t it be fucked up if my boyfriend’s identical twin cousin lured me to a dark abandoned room in the middle of the night under false pretenses and then revealed his family’s darkest secrets to me in a bizarre interpretive play that he performed with his girlfriend then projected into my mind in a fever dream like state. Hypothetically that would be so messed up right?!??! Right?!??!? This is purely hypothetical. Everything is fine. Everything is normal. Everyone is very human.
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xx-thedarklord-xx · 3 months
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Blocking people instead of call out posts is the true utopian tumblr experience
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can you get out of my vents please? you’re making a lot of noise
I’ve been silent I don’t know what else is in your vents but that’s not me.
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house-of-slayterr · 6 months
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Screaming!!! Found this old video of me on my laptop-
How is that me from this year?!? Hello?!? Who is this?
Tag: @joelsgeetar @myers-meadow @kados-of-chaos @mothmans-kingdom @gabrielle-de-lioncourt-anon
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bayleymania · 2 years
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She is a 10 but she is in love with MJF.
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wormhag · 3 months
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i don’t like the person that driving turns me into
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newathens · 1 year
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being removed from reality is actually exhausting because sometimes u are completely and totally reminded of what and who u are in reality and it does not compute in your mind. i look at myself and im like who is what am doing here why am i wearing this why is my face like that. it’s drains u of energy in miliseconds
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ravenkings · 25 days
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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)
me:
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callmebliss · 6 months
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Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way opened to it?
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cemeterything · 2 months
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it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.
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knifefightscene · 7 months
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bookslutskye · 3 months
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so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication
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phosphorus-noodles · 26 days
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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen
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mandycantdecide · 27 days
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