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Was ranting to my ex about this stupid humiliating scenario I've found myself in at school because I tried to have a heart to heart with my misogynist professor about sexual harassment, and ex asked me how this even happened, so I told him it all started because my professor told a female classmate that women are harder to work with than men are, and then my ex was like "...but he probably had a scientific explanation for why he thought that way" 🙉
#my posts#and then he Quickly backtracked like i domt Agree with him 🥺 are u mad at me#like lmfaoooo. im so tired#i dont know why i keep trying to explain misogyny to men when i know they will Never get it#even if i go step by step like 'he didnt say that because he was telling a story about a time he had trouble working with women'#'he said that in response to a lady's story about her coworkers' 'he was expressing a personal Bias and not an emotion or a hypothesis'#it doesnt fucking matter because men will never be able to catch up. they never hear an explanation about misogyny#and then go '💡now i understand'. i always just put my cards on the table trying to make them understand and then i get humiliated.#every. single. time.#i am full of so much embarrassment and shame and yes This particular situation is one i am hung up on#because its fresh and its embarrassing and i go to school and see my male professors all the time#but really its all of it. im so embarrassed and ashamed of all of it. my whole life. i dont know how to get over it
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ME BEGGING FOR ARCANE SEASON 2 CRUMBS BECAUSE I NEED THEM
#i keep listening to that oil and water song and im not okay LMFAOOOO GODDDD I NEED SEASON 2 NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW#U DONT UNDERSTAND ITS A NEED NOT A WANT!!!! LMFAOOOO#PEEPO IN MY PHONE........ IM SORRY FOR THE PERSON I WILL BE WHEN S2 COMES OUT.......................#personal tag#ngl its kinda tiring staring at the same material for like 3 years so im just really excited to have new material to make lol#(even tho i havent rlly gifed all the scenes i want to do in s1 lmao)
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people defending their precious white man of the week and ignoring BIPOC pointing out his racism Yet Again. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired!!!!!!
#im literally shaking right now im so fucking mad#''he's not racist what are u talking about show me proof''#[one google later] oh wow i found all this proof with literally one attempt at googling. crazy. i wonder why u couldnt find that on ur own#and then they say ''no he said this thing so its fine :)'' i go look at the thing. it is white saviourism. again. as always#''he's keeping the culture alive :)'' he is twisting it beyond recognition actually. he just took it and ran with it.#and now he's trying to cover his ass!#and white ppl will just eat that shit up lmfao.#''wow what a mature response'' says his adoring audience and his response is literally just ''i can do what i want bc im white''#i will not get involved in the replies of a post. but man. i'm fucking livid. literally shaking right now.#im so fucking tired of anti-indigenous racism being brushed aside like it doesnt matter#yall just bulldozed us all over and then tried to wipe us out when we didnt respect yall and now you continue to fuck us over#and then get upset when we try to say we would like A FEW THINGS TO OURSELVES. INCREDIBLE#the white ''i need access to everything all the time no matter what'' attitude is SOOOO blatant#this isnt even going into his antisemitism lmfaoooo#literally a list a mile long and ppl still plug their ears and close their eyes and yell LALALALA IM NOT LISTENINGGGG#also here's your necessary ''not all white people''. i know. i'm aware. theres some good ones sure but they shouldnt need to be coddled#and reassured every time somebody complains about white people general behaviour. let me complain!!! its a pattern of behaviour!!#pippen needs 2nd breakfast
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in reality and from experience i know that getting invited to go drinking or dancing or partying would not be more enjoyable for me because ultimately i am trapped in this reality that i’m too much of a loser to be invited out and then on the very rare occasion i do (usually a birthday or milestone celebration in a group) i don’t have any fun because i am. still a loser on the outs (recently a friend told me she forgot i was even at a mutual friend of ours’ grad dinner/drinks and we ubered there and back together…we met at her house before…) and also eyem ugly so now i avoid even these rare occurrences because i know how they go but also going out is how you meet people especially romantically speaking but AGAIN there is no reason for me to be upset about that because that kind of thing does not happen for me platonically and DAMN SURE not romantically because again EYEM ugly but also there is some sort of deep repulsiveness within me that seemingly everyone including family can pick up on. so at the end of the day i guess it all cancels out. so WHY am i still sad about it then!
#nothing sucks more than being told about these things without an invite or shut down when you try and suggest something#i remember one time my friend was talking about a day party and how she wanted to go but she had ‘no one to go with’ and she never asked me#LMFAOOOO#on the occasions when i’m not literally just hanging out with myself i may be#being told about fun events by people who do not even think about me like that#slay#when my friend was planning a fun outing to distract herself from this big thing that’s happening but when she suggested a date that would#be when i was in nyc for my sisters graduation she was like#oh so then we can just go to the park or something#🙄#not to be a bitch but im tired of it like no i dont want to go to the park or to get lunch or whatever bullshit just to be used as a#soundboard#im tired of being so inconsequential!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#but beggars can’t be choosers fr#so i’m just sucking it up
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it resonated so hard, I'm polyam/aroace and it was just like. some twt users have permanent main character syndrome so bad, dnf in gay romantic love and other people using their brains to acknowledge the obvious is not oppressing us, please go read the wiki on occam's razor and then touch grass (okay sorry ty for letting me use your asks to vent 🫶)
no ur so right don’t apologize! i need to start just replying to silly shit with the occam’s razor wiki link bc like it simply does not ever need to be so fucking complicated lmao. but at the end of the day it doesn’t even matter bc we already won 😭💚 dnf in gay romantic love we did it joe
#no yea the main character syndrome goes crazy like we r not a part of their relationship why do we matter jn this context in the way#theyre trying to make us matter or whatever#like obv people matter but like#im rlly tired i have no clue what i’m saying LMFAOOOO#but dnf in gay romantic love we never lose#sorry i love any and every variation of that and i’m going to say it always now#thank u for asks it made my very sleepy very stressful nigjt better#i love talking about fandom shit sometimes bc like i prommy i have decent thoughts on shit but god i hate adding to it sometimes#but like i didn’t see much that wasn’t crazy shit/acknowledging shit was crazy but not Why#which is whatever like people shouldn’t have to write thinkpjeces on dnf#but i don’t mind bc i do it anyways LOL#i love a good ramble#anyways god this is so long i’m so sorry 😭😭
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Love waking up in the middle of the night and then being awake for Hours (despite my best efforts to fall back asleep)
Insomnia's a bitch sometimes
#speculation nation#i gave myself 9 hours to sleep and i probably got like... 5 or 6. :)#made even better by the fact that im going to be working with the Problem Employee today#she is so... fucking frustrating...#i just remembered we r gonna have to do samples too 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#im too tired to worry about that shit. pls just let me sleep for another 5 hours#1 day off a week is not enough lmfaoooo#once we get more employees back i am gonna ask to be scheduled at least a Little less 😭#we r so short staffed rn it's ridiculous#god save my fuckin soul lmao
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the most important thing abt noah coming out is that the people going 'hehe how does our fav strAIGHT frat boy play that fucking gayass so well??😱😱' had to stfu😁👍
#its annoying when people do it abt anyone tbh#that was so fucking irritating lmfaoooo#me omw to remind the masses of hets and chronically online 12yr old queers whove never met a gay person irl that we're not a monolith🤩#it doesnt escape my notice that yall say it more violently the second anyone so much as iMPLIES that they mighy not be straight#'speculating is bad' yes! but shockingly! yelling to the moon + back that them being not straight is impossible is not the best alternative#and perpetuates every dumbass stereotype#im so tired#also if you say hey maybe stop insisting theyre str8 for no reason every 5 seconds for a cheap joke abt the queer character they play#then everyone immediately is frothing at the mouth holding a chainsaw to ur throat#def not indirecting anyone w this😟#i dont even remember who it was but someone was always putting those stupid noah straightest man in the world jokes on my dash#n i just used to stare at them like holy shit u guys are gonna be shocked when u encounter gay ppl outside of the internet.#my tags ran away from me again#but i hope u guys Hear Me on this shit bc this happens w every celebrity ever#and then ppl turn around and pretend the problem was ppl thinking they might be queer#instead of ppl refusing to believe theyre anything other than straight#anyway.#am a little late to posting abt him i know😔 have been so ia here recently but i saw it when it happened and am vv proud of him#<33 just to get a little of track at the end here#but yeah hes lovely and i wish people who were insisting he was straight would understand him as an examole that gay ppl arent all the same#but they wont cos they immediately turn to going 'omgggg our fav slayqueen i always knew hehehehe he just looks so fruitsalad'#heed my warnings i am a conduit of rage and violence and one day im going to use it on those ppl#oh fuck this was so many tags i am an unrestrained tag menace#a tennis if you will#aha like the game#anyway#byler#(<- it isnt but this is where i was seeing 'Straight Frat Boy Noah could never be gay' posts so.)#(not most of you tho<333 just a few)#right im going back to reading this 700k word fic from another fandom when will i return to tumblr?? who knows. not me
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I am beyond fucked for this semester I don't think I can save it anymore
Pack it up boys we had a good run
#jk ima still keep going but. ough#had a major depressive episode this semester right smack in the middle and ive yet to recover#and i dont think i will#its so bad. idk how i let it get like this#went from getting 4.0s the last 2 semesters to literally flunking every class lmfaoooo#god. im so tired.#bird babbles#anyways. how have yall beeeeeeen :3
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its abt to turn 1 am yay
#im going to fall asleep on accident and I'm going to hate myself in the morning#(HAH jokes on you i hate myself every morning !!/ref)#anyway i have 2 paragraphs#and theres no way i can finish this tomorrow#before school ends#so#night !! working !!#i just want at least like idk#1 1/2 or 2 paragraphs#more#okay#thats all i want#and thats asking a lot out of me and I'm tired LMFAoooo starts rcying
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loved you three summers !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which she's living her dream and he's just her biggest supporter.
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for when you know it'll be them, forever and always. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚
social media au // pierre gasly x fem!reader
warnings - language
author's note - hope u like it!! thank you so much for reading, i love you <3 requests are still open!!
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-> pierregasly "that's daniel idk why or how" is what she said when she sent that to me
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yourusername who said im in love with u?????
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mtl to try his luck and fuck a married woman just cuz he can
MTL: hyung line + fuck a married woman
warning: infidelity obv
most
★ jay: im on that milf hunter jay agenda forever so you can't argue that he's the first one to be willing to fuck a married woman. I think he'd probably even prefer it sometimes, loving the idea that someone is willing to skew their own moral compass just to get him between their legs. the idea drives him up a fucking wall to be someone's dirty little secret, both in a good and bad way. the pros: quick and nasty fucks, hot desperate words whispered directly into each other's mouths, false promises and perfect situations that call for degradation. A total fucking ego boost for him. especially when he's moaned for and stated as the better fuck compared to the man you're married to. the cons though? well, he doesn't necessarily like sharing you, even if you were never his to share to begin with. hate fucks are fun but goddamn does he hate seeing you rubbing all over the man who never could or would eat the pussy right.
☆ heeseung: what heeseung wants, heeseung gets. he doesn't care if he looks stupid chasing a married woman, if anything, that's not even a cause to stop wanting in his head. who cares? he doesn't have to find out, genuinely, all you need to do is admit that you want him too. he can see it on your face every time he whispers dirty little words in passing to you. definitely the type to send unsolicited dick pics to your number after basically manipulating you to get it in the first place. honestly, heeseung would pester and fluster you until you'd have no choice but to break for him. to the point that you're chasing him. to the point that you can't stop thinking about him. your vows be damned, it would be a damn shame to keep pretending you don't want it. and oh god, would heeseung give it to you too. honestly, he'd play with your body to the point you'd forget you even got married in the first place. and fuckkkk, he would be elated to know he's got a married woman at his beck and call.
★ sunghoon: it would probably be an accidental thing on his part ngl. not saying he wouldn't go for a married woman but i think he'd be more inclined to chase a single person. that is, until he is forced into close quarters with you on a day to day basis. maybe you guys work together or something idk. sunghoon is the type who wants a relationship, and boy would it sting when he finds out you're already married. "but you don't wear a ring..." he'd probably comment, not really intending to sound rude but fr, he wouldn't have just tried to kiss you if you had been wearing said ring. and, well, it would probably spiral from there with both of you facing a moral dilemma. sunghoon would take what he could get after too long though, after all, he'd probably fall so aggressively in love with you to the point of becoming jealous and possessive. 100% would fuck you for the first time and ask you to divorce your husband while balls deep lmaooo
☆ jake: not intentionally, but it's not like you were honest with him about it. i think you'd be the aggressor in the situation when it comes to jake. the guy would do anything for you, and anything to get those loving compliments and bats of your eyelashes at him. the best part?? when he finds out he probably wouldn't give two shits about it because he's obsessed with you whether another man feels the same about you or not. it's def a "well someone's gotta change their outfit" moment for him, except more of a "well someone's gonna have to give you up" but it most certainly won't be him lmfaoooo. bro would slash your husband's tires.
least
p.s. im giggling bc this is 666 words aye
#enhypen smut#heeseung smut#sunghoon smut#park jongseong smut#sim jaeyun smut#jake smut#jay smut#hardthots
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so this gp was chaotic 😭
max finally dnf’s when charlie isnt in the front row like im sick. but congrats to carlos. man’s was in a hospital bed like 2 weeks ago lmfaoooo. now he’s a race winner.
we was all laughing at max dnfing, just for his soul tie, partner in crime, trauma bonded lover to dnf a few laps later. mercedes…when i catch you it will not be good for you. lewis bookie im so sorry. he sounds so over it, never seen him this deflated and dejected so soon 😭
63 crashed out in the last lap and it was kind of a scary crash bc he was in the middle of the track sideways. glad he’s okay but he sound so scared in his onboard. alonso got a 20 second penalty bc he was driving weird in front of george (it was something like that but i cannot remember right now lool) but alonso is always at the scene of the crime im tired 😭😭😭
williams made a big fuss about points this weekend and stripped logan of his car to get more points with alex, all to end up with nothing. nada. zilch. ZERO!
3 dnfs and y’all couldn’t even get like 1 point. karma’s a bitch ain’t it.
sazuka will not be fun for team LH because that car looks dogshit but we move 🏁
at least the ferarri looks good so we know he’ll be in a capable car next year
#sir lewis hamilton#lewis hamilton#australian gp 2024#ausgp#scuderia ferrari#mercedes amg f1#george russell#williams racing#logan sargeant#max verstappen#carlos sainz
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minidura chapter 9 react
COLOR PAGE????
COLOR PAGE!!!!
since when did shinra have blue eyes though
actually i just looked up images of him but what fucking color are those?? blue?? gray?? brown??
shinra is benedict cumberbatch i guess
also shinra beating izaya at cards (and especially poker) is hilarious i need more of that
shinra please tell shizaya to kiss. do it for me
THIS IS SO CUTE AHHHHHHHHH
shizuo and izaya agreeing with each other when it comes to preventing shinra from straight up killing them lets go!!!! plus shizuo asking if shinra cheated because izaya lost ashdkgjsdkjghdssd
izaya totally cheated and still lost he's so pathetic <33333
the way he says "then" after that though like. he was actually considering dissection and money laundering PFFF
yes eat lunch together i promise it wont go horribly wrong
they've really never done this in canon though?? maybe i just read too much fanfiction about it
oh i guess they definitely havent done it before 😭
maybe this is a start. maybe they do it every day after this
izaya's cat face is so cute rhfhrgjhhjgh
only shizuo and izaya would be so baffled at the idea of eating lunch together help
like if these were ANY other people they'd be like oh sure why not! not these losers
watch the entire chapter just be them stalling help
THEY FINISH EACH OTHERS SENTENCES!! married couple behavior fr fr (<-delusional)
they havent argued once in this chapter yet so im taking everything i can get ok
the only things that will get shizaya to be on the same wavelength are eating simon's food and being afraid of shinra
THEY'RE SO CUTE!! the holy trio of malewives
i choose to believe that was both of them saying 'shinra shut up'
meals for the family man because they're going to start a family together (<-delusional but like. more than usual)
i sense a food fight incoming
oh yeah this is going on my twitter banner
cant believe we have two whole chapters of shizaya cooking together in the minidura manga. out of ten chapters. probably representative of how the mangaka was cooking fr
SOMEONE REPLACE THIS WITH THE GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY MEME RIGHT NOW
izaya would be the one out of the two of them to make moe anime girl noises (my entire friend group)
honestly how has shinra not gone insane from dealing with these two for the entirety of high school
scratch that he is insane my bad
it's like herding cats, not because they keep going in opposite directions, but because they keep fighting
of course they disagree on food tastes too. someone's leaving this kitchen with a broken spine
ive just stopped screenshotting and started posting entire pages because everything is gold
"are you that confident in your tongue" i bet you ten bucks that i could find that line in a shizaya smut fanfiction in less than 20 minutes
at least shinra's having fun
married couple behavior for sure. who doesnt bicker while cooking together
oops
shizuo would be good at cooking if izaya wasn't provoking him 😭maybe. idk the milk drinker genes might hinder him actually
for a moment there i thought they were going to have no food at all bgkjgsjsgdk
izaya and shizuo look so cute in the back thoughhhh look at themmm
shinra. shinra why would you say that they're going to kill each other. shinra. SHINRA
oh nvm i guess they were too tired to argue 😭being in forced proximity for this long is literally harder than chasing each other
wait whats that psychology term for it again. group. something. group goal SUBORDINATE GOAL thats it. a goal given to two opposing groups that forces them to cooperate and will usually eventually make them like each other more (it has never worked for shizaya. see the simon chapter) (also excuse the psychology terminology i have my final test in a month or so and this is the only way i can force myself to study)
so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeee
shinra sitting between them pfft
izaya's cat face actually kills me every time
either the food is amazing or the food is dogshit and i dont know which one would be funnier
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
ok thats better than either of those options
this chapter has literally just been shizuo and izaya Going Through It
"everyone should get along like me and celty" is he saying shizaya should date. yes he is because i said so
also izaya moving even further away from shinra LMFAO he'd rather be in hitting range of shizuo than have to deal with shinra's celty shpeal
there's so many good reaction pictures with shizaya this chapter ill definitely be cutting them out to make into a banner at some point
im convinced this serves as a precious memory for both of them even if they dont realize it >:)
99999/10 chapter i enjoyed every second of it
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I HAVE A REQUEST!! 💞💞 Only if its not too much btw ( my acc’s been acting up so would you mind tagging me if you do decide to do my request )
Perhaps you could do Kaeya/Thoma/Itto cuddling hc’s? I love these boys with all my heart <3
summary ! kaeya, thoma, itto cuddling headcanons.
pairings ! kaeya, thoma, itto x gender neutral! reader.
author's note ! the writers block is real guys. ALSO OH MY GOD ITS BEEN A MONTH IM SORRY, also my @ doesn't work when it comes to your user huhuhuhu
\\ KAEYA
mimimimimimi
guys im a visual learner so
okay sorry my bad, i just dont know how to explain HELP
im visualizing half spoon here, you cant tell me that, that is not kaeya if you search it
if you dont agree then
?? why are you still here
LEAVE! SHOO!
okay sorry back to the topic, kaeya is laying on his back and then you're laying on your side, your hand on his chest, or you can place your head on his chest too
i also feel like he's a light sleeper, so whenever you try to get up to get water in the middle of the night, he probably comes with you.
but then again i feel like he also sleeps pretty late
or he sleeps pretty early, theres no in between..
he gets tired too you know!!!!!!!
also your place rarely ever switches by cuddling, but if you get lucky, then maybe it does?
but its like, a one time sight. probably when he's sick or something.
im not saying its impossible.. but its kaeya..
spooning is also another alternative! him naturally as the big spoon.
again, its rare if you guys switch places, but in this cuddling position i dont think its that rare.
maybe just uncommon, more when h's feeling clingy,
\\ THOMA
another light sleeper
i think the position that suits him the most is face to face cuddling, he just likes to wake up looking at your face first thing in the morning.
okay.. that sounded weird. but you know what i mean!!!
WAKES YOU UP TO BREAKFAST IN BED
my bad this isnt waking up with them headcanons
back to the topic, you'd hold hands while cuddling too.
it just gives him a comfort that even he cant describe
funny coming from a writer innit LMFAOOOO
also un-related, but he offers for you to lay on his lap while hes knitting or something
and when you accept, HE LIKE.. DOESN'T MOVE AT ALL
because he doesn't wanna make you uncomfortable awww
( im gonna kill myself )
no seriously he absolutely doesn't move, he doesn't care if his legs get numb or even when he's already finished, he doesn't get up unless you do
especially when you end up falling asleep
unless he really has to go to the bathroom
guys priorities okay
you guys sometimes wake up to taroumaru jumping on the bed waiting for his food because you guys may or may have not woke up late
\\ ITTO
.. guys look at whos the odd one out here
deep sleeper, you cant tell me less
theres a small part of me telling me that he isnt because he wants to be alert, but im leaning more to the deep sleeper one
oh also, pretty similar to kaeya.
but switching positions really isnt rare with itto
if you want to switch then who is he to complain.
wrong he actually complains first before giving in, he acts like he doesn't want to but he actually does
hes such a manloser i love him
ofcourse you usually wake up first
like it or not he also probably snores
you mostly sleep with your head on his chest
who doesn't want their head on his chest
honestly.
you have something wrong in your head if you dont
may ubo ata utak mo eh
WAKES UP IN THE MOST QUESTIONABLE POSITIONS EVER
but then i do too so why am i judging
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Stellaris
First and closest planet in the Stellular Solar System, the only habitable one in it aswell. Situated perfectly above the South Star, and perfectly under the North Star
I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IF I EVER WROTE SOMETHING IN DETAIL ABOUT THE PLANET ITSELF??? Well now i am LMFAOOOOO
I may or may not have changed some things, if i talked about Stellaris before i am so sorry i genuienly do not recall
AND some things may change and i will write more detailed stuff in the future idk im tired LMFAOOOO
An infamous planet, known now for the fact it was forcefully terraformed into something completly unrecognizable from how it used to look by Stars, causing plently of fauna and flora going extinct because of it, and many more adapting to the changes.
Orbiting around a young red dwarf and accompanied by its artifical moon, Octavian, its a super earth-like planet, 4x the size of earth, or simply around the same size as Uranus.
NORTH
The north is a region of the planet that has been the most affected by the Stars, having a permanent purple sky that always shows the stars, it is the region with the least amount of gravity. People and creatures who lived there evolved to large sizes, yet fragile and hollow bones to be able to walk around the region safely.
It is also home to the Crystilized Castle, where the gods lived in before an incident accoured, causing them to split up. It sits abandoned now, just a haunting reminder of who lived there.
EQUATOR
The Equator is the most similar to Earth, with its almost identical gravity, level of oxigen, soil, sky etc, it is the most habitable region out of all of them and most studied.
Many famous people, cities, amd even wars have happened in the Equator. Almost all people born on the Equator have stronger bones and muscles, aswell as being a lot shorter than the one in the North.
SOUTH
The South is the least studied and unknown. It has the strongest gravity out of all the planet and is also the least affected by the Stars. Not much is known about it, due to no one having the right equipment to explore the Region.
No known native species or flora, sentient or not, have been discoverd that originated purely from the south.
BEFORE THE STARS
Before the Stars, the planet was originally a habitable tidally locked planet. Most species lived on the dark side of it, and some went out to love between the line of darkness and light, to thrive without dying from the heat.
Lots of the sentient species lived in harmony, amd even created community villages to live in togheter, but that all changes when they sae the lights in the sky
The tidal lock was broken when the stars crashed into the North with force, creating a large crater and energy so violent that the planet began spinning, causing mass extinctions all over the planet with only a few lucky ones surviving.
Trivia
Inhabitants of Stellaris do not have countries. They live in whatever region they wish, not having much political conflict, as theyre all driven by religion insted.
The planet is essencially on the brink of exploding due to the energy being too much, if the stars leave, there may be a slight chance of it healing slowly, but not fully.
The most common enviorment on Stellaris are grassy places like meadows and fields. The rarest is any sort of icy enviorment
Stellaris is a fairly hot planet, avreaging a 25° ~ 30° C at day all year, and 4° ~ 9° at night
Stellaris most common season is Spring
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