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justiceplague-writing · 1 year

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Last Line TagGame

Last Line tag game: Tagged by @ssomagni (back in April, apparently I don't ever check my tumblr LOL)

Rules: Make a new post, post the latest line from your current WIP, & tag as many people as there are words. (I'm going to follow Susie's lead and just tag a couple people I know write sometimes)

Last line:

(So I actually have a bunch of WIPs at any given time but here have SEVERAL to make up for the AGES its been since I was tagged)

Irresistible Risks:

Clark brought one hand up to lay over the hand Dru had on his waist, entwining their fingers as he moved, his other hand went up higher, tangling in Bruce's hair as the vigilante bit and sucked on his neck.

Untitled Kalzod #IDFKANYMORE (Krypton Abused Alphas):

Zod's eyes dropped to the ground and Bruce realized that Zod found himself lacking as an alpha, that he had thought that Clark rejected him, hadn't seen him as a worthy mate, confirming Zod's own self-doubt.

Untitled Kalzod #IDFKANYMORE (Krypton Abused Alphas) Rewrite (Suddenly theres like 7 chapters dedicated to Zods life apparently I was up in my feels wasnt this just supposed to be porn):

"I don't want to go through it again," Dru admitted, voice soft. "I hated it, it was terrible. I wanted so much, and I'll never be allowed it. I hate this system. I just want to find someone to love, Jor. I don't want to be forced to give my knot to any omega. I want to love them, I want them to be my mate, to have earned my submission and accepted me as their alpha. Not just… whoever the council pairs me with for my ruts."

Untitled KalZod #Uh... (KalZod in another alien species' zoo's endangered species breeding program):

The hand loosened again, as Dru groaned, "We are exploring that reaction next time, brat."

Untitled KalZod Arranged Marriage AU:

"I-" Ko-Zar reached out and gripped Kal's shoulder, and Dru scowled at the sight, cutting himself off, before restarting. "I think that I shall."

Untitled KalZod, PleasureSlave!Kal:

"But he knew Zod had other plans, and he surrendered to his Master's will."

His Kal (Not the title JP, find a better title)

This may not have been how Dru imagined caring for his soulmate, he had been hoping to court and woo him in the traditional ways.

and haha yes these are exactly how theyre named in my docs RN and wow i write a lot of porn

Tagging (with zero pressure!): (fam I dont know anyone's tumblr I can barely keep track of myself)

#kalzod #superman #general zod #dru-zod #fanfic #wips #line tag game #batkalzod #kalzodbat #idfk which one it is

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coffeecupsandquiet · 4 years

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ISOLOPHILIA

“If you're lonely when you're alone, you're in bad company.” ― Jean-Paul Sartre

Basic Information

Full name: Jordan Rojas

Pronunciation: JOR-DAN RO-HAAS

Nickname(s): dont even think about it

Birthdate: January 12

Age: 23

Zodiac: Capricorn

Gender: Cis-male

Pronouns: he/him

Romantic orientation: homoromantic

Sexual orientation: he is what the kids call, morosexual….. Jk homosexual

Nationality: American

Ethnicity: mixed (hesitate to comment beyond Italian due to my inability to track down definitive sources of Rob Raco’s ethnicity)

Current location: miami baBY

Living conditions: immaculate and modernly simplistic. A clean house is a calm house.

Background

Birthplace: unknown

Hometown: Chicago

Social Class: upper middle? I think?

Educational achievements: nothing formal, but he does consume books at an unhealthy rate

Father: unknown

Mother: unknown

Sibling(s): unknown

Birth order: unknown

Pets: ABSOLUTELY YES OF COURSE! He has five sweet honeys, one queen named Melon, and four beautiful kittens, Cantaloupe, Sugar, Honeydew, and Galia. Fun fact, but all of the kittens names are names of melons.

Previous relationships: non existent….. lol

Arrests: ….uhhhhhhh, absolutely not

Prison time: ^^^^^^^

Occupation & Income

Current occupation: he do be a thief for a crime organization tho

Dream occupation: a librarian… or maybe an archivist for a famous museum…. yeah

Past job(s): being a full time SQUARE

Spending habits: hm, careful with his money, but will spend extra to make sure what he is wearing/doing/seeing is up to his standards

In debt?: this is MY fantasy and in it, i have NO DEBT so NO

Most valuable possession: his babies… but followed up by his gold leafed edition of the Grimme Fairytales.

Skills & Abilities

Physical strength: Above Average | Average | Below Average

Note: pre-determined that he lifts to carry the homies

Speed: Above Average | Average | Below Average

Note: do you really think you’d catch him running in gucci shoes? no

Intelligence: Above Average | Average | Below Average

Note: jordan says ‘fuck the school system!’ and then read books forever

Accuracy: Above Average | Average | Below Average

Note: jordan is very good with powers, but uh, i don’t know if he’s good with a gun. I imagine he’d flinch at the recoil

Agility: Above Average | Average | Below Average

Note: he’s a bit of a snake, but erm, not enough to be considered wily i think

Stamina: Above Average | Average | Below Average

Note: he goes to the gym, but not for endurance so-

Teamwork: hell no. total lone wolf, which is why it's a miracle he gets along with Len

Talents/hobbies: reading, obviously, but he also dabbles in piano and writing I think. Lets make fun of Jordan for writing bad poetry!!!!! Im going to throw that nerds books in the fountin

Shortcomings: stubborn as hell and also extremely stuck up. Partially because he is naturally untrusting but also partially because hes kind of a dick.

Languages spoken: English and conversational Spanish

Drive?: hell no, hes gay

Jump-start a car?: hell no, hes gay

Change a flat tyre?: hell no, hes gay

Ride a bicycle?: yes, but the last time he did he was like 8 or something so

Swim?: yes! He actually likes it I think, but usually only if he’s alone.

Play an instrument?: Piano!

Play chess?: Obviously. Not seriously or anything, but he can play.

Braid hair?: Yes! He plays with his own hair when he’s bored.

Tie a tie?: oh my god yes of COURSE he does. If he didn’t he would have to bully himself.

Pick a lock?: he’d be a pretty shit thief if he couldn’t

Cook?: yes! Nothing quite like knowing what to cook with his nice white wine

Physical Appearance & Characteristics

Faceclaim: Rob Raco

Eye colour: blue

Hair colour: black

Hair type/style/length: shoulder length and wavy

Glasses/contacts?: contacts

Dominant hand: left

Height: 5’9”

Weight: i don’t want to answer this because i don’t know

Build: slender and lightly defined

Exercise habits: i feel so embarrassed admitting that jordan do be lifting three times a week

Skin tone: i….. Golden? idk

Tattoos: contrary to his many gifs, he doesn’t have any i don’t think

Piercings: his ears are definitely pierced though

Marks/scars: some scars from some “playful” rough housing. Nothing too extreme, just a nick on his left calf and a hidden one in his right eyebrow.

Clothing style: clean cut. He prefers dress shirts and slacks for most occasions, and is rarely seen dressed down further than a short sleeve button up. Putting on his clothes is like putting up a front. Just a reminder to hold everyone at a distance.

Jewellery: he does have a watch and earrings and perhaps a couple of necklaces

Allergies: none

Diet: vegetarian i have just decided right here right now

Physical ailments: none

Psychology

I did a test with Jordan in mind for each of these fuckers.

MBTI type: INTJ-A: Bookish and reclusive are two words to describe this type, and that lines up pretty well with Jordan’s personality as well. They value themselves more so than the relationships they make, and pride themselves on getting things done.

Enneagram type: Type 6: the Loyal Skeptic. Taken from the website “The committed, security-oriented type. Sixes are reliable, hard-working, responsible, and trustworthy. Excellent "troubleshooters," they foresee problems and foster cooperation, but can also become defensive, evasive, and anxious—running on stress while complaining about it”

Moral Alignment: Chaotic Neutral- Driven by their own purposes, willing to do anything to secure themselves. They aren’t inherently evil, but are only usually only good when it serves their purposes.

Temperament: Take from the website: Phlegmatic - The phlegmatic temperament is fundamentally relaxed and quiet, ranging from warmly attentive to lazily sluggish. Phlegmatics tend to be content with themselves and are kind. They are accepting and affectionate. They may be receptive and shy and often prefer stability to uncertainty and change. They are consistent, relaxed, calm, rational, curious, and observant, qualities that make them good administrators. They can also be passive-aggressive.

Element: Earth

Emotional stability: At the moment in our time line, horrid. Non existent. He is just a giant ball of feelings and he HATES IT because usually he is very put together.

Introvert or Extrovert? Incredibly introverted, if it wasn’t already obvious.

Obsession(s): Books! Clearly. But also his cats as well as fashion and cleanliness and coffee!!!!!

Compulsion(s): Making sure all of his mugs are facing the same direction in the cabinet.

Phobia(s): Claustrophobia

Addiction(s): none

Drug use: Remember the Jordan is a pot head meme. Yeah. That

Alcohol use: usually just a glass or two of wine. Nothing to big. Usually.

Prone to violence?: Heavens no! For all of his lifting, if someone threw a punch at him he’d probably run away.

Prone to crying?: Not in front of people, but he can be a weepy drunk depending on the time nad place

Believe in love at first sight?: Although he is a realist, he has a very very romantic and soft heart, so this one is a yes, although he would never admit it.

Mannerisms

Accent: American

Speech quirks: talks like he’s a bored victorian scholar

Hobbies: reading, writing, playing piano, playing with cats, making coffee.

Habits: sleeping with a light on

Nervous ticks: he touches his hair when he’s nervous or thinking

Drives/motivations: his biggest motivation is staying alive and safe from the government. He knows his power could be used to hurt everyone, not just him, and that is important because there is safety in numbers. Also, he knows that there are mutants who will help him just because he is one of them.

Fears: being taken and tested on or used against other mutants. There is litcherally no fear greater than that for him

Sense of humour?: dry and sardonic. Usually takes amusement in knowing more than you

Do they curse often?: Heavens no! If they are cursing, they are either drunk, scared, surprised, or PISSED OFF. or all of them together LMAO

Favorites

Animal: cat for obvious reasons

Beverage: a classic latte, for obvious reasons

Book: The Door into Summer by Robert A. Heinlein

Colour: Mahogany

Food: Yogurt and berries

Flower: traditional roses, because he is a romantic

Gem: Mahogany Obsidian

Mode of transportation: Foot or bus

Scent: Lily and lets be real, good kush

Sport: he’s gay…...

Weather: sunny rainshower

Vacation destination: into his own bed and then no one bothers him

Attitudes

Greatest dream: to not feel hunted no matter where he goes. He also wants to settle down with someone whom he loves and who loves him, because romance is something he has always fantasized about

Greatest fear: dying before he’s ready, but worse so, being captured and used against his will

Most at ease when: he’s snuggling up with his cats with a nice book

Least as ease when: he is in a high stress situation with no familiar faces.

Worst possible thing that could happen: being captured and used

Biggest achievement: Securing his place in the Kings and consequently out of the police as soon as he possibly could once he turned 18.

Biggest regret: Never resisting the orders of those in his foster home.

#mrtask #(tw. weed)#(tw. alcohol)#(tw. kidnapping)#this is just ramblings #it doesn't feel like an official post but #also i didn't have a cool header

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sauctopus · 5 years

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I fuckin hate the Russo brothers. This isnt just from how they often fuck over our favorite babes in movies and dont give them the stories they deserve. Have you ever watched an interview with them? They r fucking annoying pieces of shit. I hate they so much. I feel disgusted just looking at them. Especially Joe. My God Joe is the worst. He seems so arrogant and cocky and I just want to choke him. Have u seen that pic where he and Tom Holland and eating food on this show and tom is politely cutting while jor has his mouth fucking wide ass open and leaning over the plate? That lack of manners disgusts me. He seems like such a stupid like dick boy person. It's not even like he did something criminal. Hes like one of those super stupide and rude boys from middle school that you just hate with a burning passions bc they r the worst. I see him and I just want to choke him. And all that shit hes pulling with "gay rights in marvel films wow" like stfu u dumb fucking bitch. U played a gay character for a minute in a movie. You didn't conver any actual problems with society, you didnt even try to send a message. U basically wrote the scene and then was like "what if we change she to he? Will that get views?" Like UGH. Sorry for this long ass rant. I just watched The Chef show on Netflix (amazing show) and saw the ep with Tom, RDJ, and the Russos and I remembered how much I hated Joe. I dont feel such visceral hatred for Anothony cause Joe is obvs like the front man of the operation but I still dont like him. And when he brings up that story about Tom's auditions that legit everyone at the table has prob heard so many times??? Like bitch,,,,,,, it was obvious that everyone has heard it but the lack of laughter. Can someone just remove the russos? Please. They r honestly not doing well by this franchise. Bring back Taika. Have u seen Taika's other films? They r amazing and it's what I want. Thank and good day. Only constructive criticism is allowed. If u hit me up calling me stupid for not liking what the Russo brothers r doing u will get a full smack of it's called my opinion.

#russo brothers #russo #joe russo #anthony russo #marvel #mcu #taika waititi #thank you taika #thor ragnorok #tony stark #loki odinson #peter parker #spiderman #loki #thor #directing #angry rant #rant

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