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yewstronaut · 1 year

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*insert bat emoji here*

#so im trying to make fucking pasta right?#and the first round i make i get evrything all set up onions look amazing poor my tomatoes in #wrong fucking tomatoes #how no big deal youd think #wrong! i suffer from bad texture disease and these are bad texture tomatoes!!#so i go to do a new ruond #with a white onion cause im out of yellow now #get it all chopped use up the last of my garlic #start the sautee #have to go to the bthrm turn stove off go do come back turn stove on #onions only have a little way to go #fucken burn them #like black tar #i have never burned smthn this bad in the like decade ive been cooking #of course now im out of garlic #still havent eaten anything today #and all i wanna do is cry #oh and the entire apt smells like burnt popcorn #i wish i could order food #anyways i guess imma scrub the fuck burn out of the bottom of the pot and make garlicless tomato sauce cause i have no other fucking food

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b4kuch1n · 1 year

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hahaha wheee haha

#sk8 the infinity #kyan reki #hasegawa langa #renga #continuing to tag ship instead of answering any of the reporters' questions #as you can see. I am still on my Reki Speaks English Pretty Fluently But Can Not Read It For Shit bullshit #and also. teen shenanigans. which can also be grown up shenanigans if ur not a square #man. todays been a Whole thing. how was it really the case that every art supply store I went to ran out of black ink #three! I went to three stores! literally a triangle in the city!#still have some of the devils tar left but I'm not enthusiastic about it #well! that's for future baku to care about and for me to ignore babeyy #tbh this is like. Im just glad I can still scribble a funny comic when it strikes me it's been too long #I don't do that a lot anymore... even tho its such a good measure of like. ur sense of timing #if u can draw a funny comic ur powerful enough to do anything. u can eat the sun u can kick its ass. u can draw a sad comic too #I realized I missed that...#also accidentally sent this from draft without adding tags lol. and tried adding tags on mobile and it spit in my face and called me a bitch #got enough of that. one must never forget one's currently on tumblr #now I sleep. gods. gods do I need a bit of that #have a good night lads. bring a worm onto a rollercoaster. see what happens

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indelicateink · 2 months

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watching the s2 trailers i'm just so loving the 1790s glimpses so far. it could be totally misleading, but i kind of get the sense that (for now, in these clips), armand is kind of painting a picture of how initially(?) lestat impressed him as a sexy badass when he came into his life? bc these memories, sir. damn.

which is a hilarious contrast to a season of louis's condemnation of him mostly as a manipulative, insensitive, selfish partner who was a crap mentor and a terrible parent, who nonetheless had a compelling "way about him" (and a vampire bond). (BUT! ofc if we read between the lines it's clear these aren't louis's only feelings on the matter. just the framing he currently has for daniel.)

i'm really curious whether louis or armand (both?) is portraying lestat looking glamorous and villainous at the trial:

and not to break your dash, but of course claudia's recounting of him that we're allowed to know is mostly lestat as anywhere from a negligent to cold to monstrous maker/uncle/brother/tormentor.

so curious to meet lestat from lestat's POV?

#interview with the vampire #iwtv #like so far i get the sense the case being made is maybe lestat is just a force of nature that happens to people daniel #breaks up covens (presumably)#crashes your brother's funeral. makes a compelling enough case to get you to marry him later that night #has a way about him (onstage) (in ur catacomb sucking on ur wrist) (that black tar heroin sex)#not that this story is About Lestat! just observing how other people frame him so far #amc iwtv #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #armand #claudia #iwtv s2 spoilers #yeah i took the editorial liberty of color coding their stories blue and red bc it was visually too confusing otherwise

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puppetmaster13u · 10 months

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When you discover your friend is practically a giant wooden puppet after a battle

This is @phoenixcatch7 's Possessed Doll Au and I highly recommend yall check it out

#possessed doll au #batman #bruce wayne #batman au #cryptid batman #justice league #he took off his gas mask to assess the damage because he thought they had left #surprise your friend is an oversized wooden doll bleeding black tar #the black tar is glue but honestly me thinks they're a little too freaked out to care #tried to get across a more nutcracker-esque jaw but it's probably a bit broken lol #sketch #art #i did finish first rendition of designs but we'll see how i feel about them when i wake up lol #I like to think they put lights and resin or reflective glass in their eyes to make them glow #Batman: shit #Honestly the robins were probably the ones to glue hair on his head even though he usually has a mask lol #Which Justice League member(s) stumbled across this you think lol

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sesamenom · 2 months

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Ar-Pharazon from the Reverse Gondolin AU and as Witch-King of Numenor - thanks to @who-needs-words for helping develop this idea!

#silm #silmarillion #second age #ar pharazon #reverse gondolin au #(well more like the aftermath of gondolin reversal)#this au has consumed my life #on the plus side inspiration for feanor is finally reemerging from under the metaphorical couch so i might get something finwion-y done soo #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so much to draw so little time #seriously though golden nazgul is such a cool idea #whatever the mordor equivalent for the angband trio is (sauron pharazon and shelob maybe?) is going to look so cool in black and gold #black/gold black hole shelob!!#and prince elrond is super finwiony looking #also he has his wings & glowiness out a lot more so that'll be fun #but yeah basically in the au Prince Elrond realized via foresight what was happening/going to happen in numenor #so he went there and disowned ar pharazon (by extension removing him from the throne) and crowned tar miriel rightful Ruling Queen #then later when sauron showed up he came back kicked sauron out and outlawed the death cult #but between that time sauron secretly recruited ar pharazon by promising him kingship in exchange for his support #and anyways ar pharazon survived all the way to the TA as the Witch King #(mr. angmar here gets to be second in command of the nazgul sorry)#-imagine this guy showing up to be all 'bagginssss' though #the witch king of numenor is somehow even more dramatic #also the whole 'no living man can kill me' is. a bit different coming from a guy who has many enemies in the form of #a) his cousin the Ruling Queen of Numenor #b) his uncle the choice-of-elves-peredhel #c) a bunch of Faithful in the Halls #the dead guys aren't too much of a problem #but i wonder if he heard that prophecy and worried a whole lot more about the Ruling Queens #or Prince Elrond who in the au has very definitely embraced his maia-ness #and then imagine his surprise hearing 'but no living man am i' and it coming from. a random human lady.

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dirtytransmasc · 1 year

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Holy hell spiders collecting dads like Pokémon…but shit imagine the papa bear rage Tsutey would feel when Quaritch came back and learning he TOOK Spider…his child was taken and I think he would scorch earth to get him back

if spider hadn't begged him on his hands and knees not to kill quaritch, he would have slit his throat; at that point, it wasn't because of who he was, who he worked for, none of that important stuff, it was because of the fact he put his hands on his kid, aggressively, and he got hurt.

the second he realized spider had been taken he was hunting down quaritch, he doesn't give two fucks what jake says, he's looking for that little shit. (context for the next part, I HC within this concept that tsu'tey was injured in the battle, but didn't die, so he's like disabled, and not in the best shape for a whole rescue mission, especially against the RDA). jakes trying of et him to stay home, offering to go out himself and tsu'teys like "oh, so now you care, know that you have to worry about me? why weren't you that willing to volunteer when a child was being held by those demons. I am going jake, I am getting me boy, and you will not be stopping me."

he almost cuts jakes throat out when he hears him worry more about spider giving up information then he is about spider's safety.

and then when he does track down spider (when the recoms are out in the field) he is wrapped up in both his relief and anger that he just scoops the boy up, baring his teeth to the team. he needs to hug his boy (and ease his own heart) before he can go about slaughtering them like animals.

though, I think if spider aked him to spare the team, to give them a chance to prove themselves as redeemed, to give them a chance to fight for The People, tsu-tey would, only cause he trusts and has a soft spot for the boy. does not quell his rage though ("I don't care if they changed, jake changed, and I still haven't stopped giving him shit. they hurt you, I get to be angry, skawng.")

#I can't not redeem my recoms #I'm incapable of it #it works its way into every fic/au/concept I make #tsu'tey #spider socorro #miles socorro #miles spider socorro #recom squad #quaritch and tsu'tey are like jake and tsu'tey on black tar heroin #any one fucks with the either one of them it means war #but they have and will kill eachother on he flip of the dime #jake told them to bone at least once #jake sully #avatar 2 #avatar the way of water

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thelien-art · 1 year

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Day 6 of @angbangweek

Temples | Sacrifice

Mairon getting ready to sacrafise people for his husband... oh the devotion.

#tried a new line artstyle/teknik for my sketch style #its just a colored line instead of black but its kinda hard to see as the line itself isnt really that pigmented and have a coal like feel #tolkien #silmarillion #jrr tolkien #melkor #morgoth #mairon #sauron #tar mairon #annatar #angbang #angbangweek #angbangweek2023 #silm art #my art #digital art #its besicly just a colored line but its kinda hard to say as the line itself is seethrough coal

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efingcod · 10 months

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Just a reminder that Woods isn't an unfeeling asshole. If you write him that way, uh, fine I guess, I'm not gonna read it. But it's in the damn games that he's not. And ok, I get this is only one scene, but given how brief CoD campaigns are, they pack in quite a lot. Why include this line unless they're trying to say something about Woods' character? Why have him run up to the kid to check if he's all right? (spoilers he's not - RIP kid who's name changes every game)

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Watch it here I even started it at the beginning of the mission for you ⬆️

#frank woods #alex mason #black ops 1 #call of duty #cod black ops #black ops #also many of you are ready to tar and feather Mason over a single scene so-#this isn't directed at anyone in particular #just still bugs me #like I know not everyone is going to pour over the games for their fics #I just reference Blops 1 especially so much for my writing #when I replay it I'm gonna have a lot of THOUGHTS #you've been warned #and i'm not saying he has to be a total sweetheart either #those of you who write him like a real human with real feelings #you're great #you're the best #thank you

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onlineviolence · 8 months

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helmetless gam scrible

#addition of neck fluff(?)#the black stuff is like. of ferrofluid was solid #it’s also like tar? it drips and spikes out #gamaliel #ultrakill #ultrakill oc #woofs art

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bipanicoverthegravessiblings · 6 months

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This fandom isn’t cringey enough

Warrior cats AU where Ashley and Andrew are the only survivors of a sickness that made a lot of the prey inedible/cats sick and now they’re on the run after eating a clanmate and killing the rest.

#the coffin of andy and leyley #ashley graves #andrew graves #this was supposed to be a haha funny but I’m actually kind of invested—#their parents dipped to be kittypets #what do you think their warrior names would be?#uhhhhhh #I wanna incorporate the rabbit theme-#Andrew’s is Harestrike #Ashley’s is….#hers is hard cause there’s a lot I wanna incorporate #the tar soul #her way with words #the rabbit theme #OOH #Ashwhisper #Ash - Ashley and ash from a fire (black like tar)#whisper cause she’s in Andrew’s ear #no rabbit theme so sadge

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lively-run-away · 3 months

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ah these are some art i made of the red side pieces from Alice through the looking glass. not all of them but ones that i was able to think of a design. they were kinda rushed since they were made for a sticker set design for a friend group stall for a local art mart. it was always my dream to make stickers of these. the final versions weren't perfect but there is always next time. might even add more characters to the next version and clean up some of the designs. characters are in right to left: red queen, red king, talking flowers, the crow, the lion, humpty dumpty, the walrus and the carpenter!

#alice in wonderland #alice through the looking glass #my art #why did i make a design for the crow who was only meantioned a few times in two paragraphs? because i like crows #and the describtion of it being tar black was interesting #the talking flowers were my most poorly designed but there weren't that many interesting characters on the red piece list #like the frog wasn't much and the old man was fewer. i was about to drag the wasp from the cut out chapter to replace the old man #eh next time i guess

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ufolvr · 16 days

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You guys need to look me in the eye and tell me not to go too deep into quicksilver.exe or I swear it'll take control of my brain again

#[vomits black tar like the journalist in storm drain] yaaaghhh hail robot #📡 incoming transmission 📡

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rebelwithoutacauseeee · 2 years

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pure bliss straight from hell🖤

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stealthrockdamage · 7 months

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i have to emulate xenoblade x one day if only so i can hear black tar

#i had a friend back in high school #he was not a xenoblade head at all #but i showed him black tar #and he loved it #and during the rapping segments hed do this terrifying bit #where he didnt know the words but he had listened a lot and knew the rhyme scheme #so he would like freestyle some fucking nonsense over it and keep time and it vaguely sounded #like the same song #it was so fucking funny every time

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kujo1597 · 29 days

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So I was out of town for a few days. In Saskatoon visiting friend and family. My main shopping goal was to get those Yu-Gi-Oh model kits but I found a couple other cool things. Like Tyranitar! :D What's funny is that the employee at GameStop is a really big Tyranitar fan. He even showed me that he has a Tyranitar sticker on his employee nametag.

And that K9 reissue was a very fun and exciting find for me. I had that toy as a child and miss it. Well, the reissue was on sale for half-price at Toys "R" Us. Welcome back K9!

And I brought home the Terry Bogard Amiibo. My friend picked it up for me when he saw it a few months ago.

My friend also gave me ginger snap cookies. He packs some up for me every time I visit. And I appreciate that. They're very yummy.

#Words Words Words #Mildly bummed that I didn't find the Black Luster Soldier model kit but if I had I wouldn't have been able to get T-Tar #And by the way. because they're doing away with the GameStop membership even a basic card like mine gives me the Platinum discount

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outpost-31 · 4 months

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Hey just a reminder that anybody who believes in " reverse racism " or who reblogs any of that same white supremacy shit is not welcome on my blog ! At all ! I dont want you anywhere near me, I will immediately block and report you

#this is targeted. btw #that's why this is about to be very specific #ive already taken care of it but still. a reminder since apparently I had someone like that following me #if you are a bigot of any kind i am going to notice. i do not want you anywhere near me. you are disgusting. thanks #how are you. a person in a position of inherent privilege by being white in any way oppressed or systemically discriminated against. quickly #particularly by something like black pride. the reason why white and black pride have different connotations shouldnt have to be explained.#its obvious you dont know what racism is actually defined by and not only are you a tar pit of a person youre intentionally ignorant #anyways put the energy you're putting into talking about how its ok to be white into unlearning this shit

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