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montero and take me to church are two sides of the same extremely sexy coin
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playlists for professional procrastinators pt 02
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you are chasing discomfort: mostly movie scores, instrumentals, unsettling aura, perfect for spacing out, feels like sitting on the floor while the room around you is spinning 
silver mist: movie +gaming soundtracks, instrumentals, also really nice for falling asleep, feels like mornings in february
you are cramming for exams at 3am: calm instrumentals, actually helpful for deep focus, piano, occasional lofi of course, perfect to listen to when you are the only one still awake
purple neonlights: lofi, minimalistic beats, mostly instrumentals. apologising in advance for the amount of lofi anime openings but the aot brainrot got me bad
mint chocolate: feels very similar to purple neonlights, but with vocals. mostly korean chill rap/indie/rmb, feels like summer evenings and dozing off in the sun 
maths fuelled anxiety: feels like you have chugged a litre or two of coffee, drum and bass, electronic, more for low stim tasks and for waking yourself up, created this playlist out of irony but now i listen to it unironically 
bloodsworn death: this too is more for low stim tasks, mostly nordic folk, ambient and dark folk, soundtracks feat. vikings, game of thrones and skyrim, makes you want to forge a sword and raid a small town in england 
bayek: playlist based on bayek of siwa, the main protagonist of AC: origins, a game i love to pieces. only instrumentals, can feel like a fever dream, gives you the feeling of crossing deserts and exploring tombs 
viktor v: another character playlist based on victor vale from vicious by V.E Schwab. has lots of vocals and more distracting tracks, makes you feel like a villain or at least an antihero. feels like the colour grey 
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I’d really like to know what the heck is going through the minds of the people who take some of the Sherlock Promo Pictures! ‘Let’s just have Sherlock stand on the end of a pier for no reason.‘
And what the heck was with this ‘Standing about randomly with a curtain, looking like I’m in a shower, but fully clothed, with my collar up and my cheekbones…’:
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Whatever the heck is going on here:
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Randomly on a bloody table!:
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The Abba shot:
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Pointing randomly/Looking pissed off:
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Seriously whatever the heck is going on here:
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Standing by the Thames looking moody with some bokeh:
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Lots and Lots more random pointing!:
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And the entirety of this ‘Looking like we’re an un co-ordinated boyband’ photoshoot:
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!!!!!!!
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i was at work all day on april 1st and forgot to check tumblr
did the mishapocalypse happen this year please i need to know
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Non-binary culture is wanting to become a Dr for multiple reasons 1) no more hassle with Mr or Ms 2) and oh yeah it would be nice to have a doctorate in what ever your passion is 3) but really no more Mrs Mr or Ms
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non-binary culture is preferring to define yourself by aesthetics rather than gender labels
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Don’t like it? Become God
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microdosing on literacy by reblogging quotes on my blog
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*feels intense dirty capitalist pleasure over acquiring a new material object* my father karl will forgive me because I have a retail kink and kinks are protected even under communism
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cosmo wanda i wish god was dead and his rotting corpse was hung up in the sky to forever remind humanity what they did to his image
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If I get at least one thing done in a day I’m a genius if I get two things done I’m a god
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when you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she does a little pose thing then smiles, reblog if u agree
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Perhaps the most-terrifying space photograph around.
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Astronaut Bruce McCandless II floats untethered away from the safety of the space shuttle, with nothing but his Manned Maneuvering Unit keeping him alive. The first person in history to do so.
Credit: NASA
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“For generalized anxiety disorder, an increased muscular tonus in comparison to non-anxious persons has been found“ good news we’re all yolked as hell
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Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones "fake" is stupid because it's the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it's all fuckign carbon
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