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happy ides of march im going to fuckign STAB my boss
#legally this is a joke etc#but they just rolled out a new scheduling system which SUCKS ASS#im furiously typing out notes so I don't forget everything i have on my mind about this stupid company in the next meeting with the boss#im so mad and disappointed. of course the new system is GREAT for management but it's so fucking unreasonable for us mortals#and they HAD to announce this on the same week when I'm already stressed the fuck out from school stuff#keeping my fingers crossed that enough people complain that the management backtracks their decision#going of course to encourage my coworkers to also complain. like what the fuck.#anyway i WISH i could leave work at the office but management HAD to decide to ruin my fucking life#im this 🤏 close to actually quitting but i hope i can salvage this situation#unfortunately only thing worse than having a job is. not having a job.#liz talks
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Sometimes self care as a DM is taking a break to be your PC with 8 INT
#critical role#cr spoilers#op#c3#c3e92#this is assuming Matt is going to shortly be Dariax#for legal reasons this is a joke and Matt certainly could have kept going as-is and this interlude was likely planned for plot reasons etc
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honestly, if i had to put money on what the hell actually goes on, i would say that jenmisheel once had a drunken, mindblowingly great threesome and jensen has been chasing that high ever since
#aaaaand post#i just saw a jenmisheel amv and just. yeah. the vibes. ya know#also for legal reasons this is a joke blahblah etc#but also. is it?#cockles
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what are your thoughts on australia for No Reason At All
🌸🌸🌸x1000💥🤼💥🐊🦵💪🐊💥🇦🇺
no further comment 😔
#asks#for legal reasons this is a joke ✋#would love to visit someday#would love to pet a real life wombat etc etc...
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My favorite lestappen moment this weekend was Max attaching himself to Charles' waist like a barnacle like 20 minutes before they had to take the pictures. Bro needs the excuse to grip the chaist after being deprived of it for too long.
normally i would agree but charles started it this time. like. charles reached out first BOTH TIMES. charles hovered with his arm behind max after max realized lance wasn't ready and had removed his own from charles' waist. charles held his arm out for max. like........ this one is on charlie and that's so embarrassing like how are you going to out-do the professional waist snatcher???
#for legal reasons this is a joke etc etc etc#though i will have you know i am very physically affectionate w my friends so i feel justified in not considering this in the shipping tag#*oracles#lestappen#brazil gp 2023#wait i forgot the tags again damn#post quali#wait. wasnt i going to use a top three tag#right so about auditing my tags..........
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McLaren should’ve switched Oscar and lando back. Lando did nothing.
I hope Oscar's grandma retaliates by snatching back all the treats she brought to the garage
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i hate white people.
see source to download. please interact ++ credit to use !
#for legal reasons the name is a joke. also this might red/orangewash some skintones so feel free to adjust (add cooling filters etc)#ʚɞ — psds.#psd#psd download#photopea psd#coloring psd#dark skin psd
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neal caffrey and peter burke are nate and sophie in a different font and here’s why- *gunshots*
#peter just already has a wife but neal is fine with that#nate was pulled into the world of crime whereas neal was brought into legality (kicking and screaming) (and still doing crime on the side)#they are all the best at what they do (the leverage ot3 is included in nate and sophie’s team competence though)#the best and worst (best) reaches of law and crime#can you tell I’m rewatching white collar?#because I’m binging it with my roommate#for legal reasons this is mostly a joke#I don’t support copaganda etc etc etc but I do support neal caffrey’s wrongs and crushing on his handler and wife#white collar#neal caffrey#peter burke#white collar ot3#neal x peter x el#nate ford#sophie devereaux#nate x sophie#mine#humor#tell me if this is incoherent it’s 11pm but I’m having THOUGHTS
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you should be allowed to kill your boss without consequences
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wow yuou see all sorts of crazy things in bookstores these days.
#FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE.#this has not and will not be sold for profit it is a one-off novelty item etc etc etc no rights reserved.
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I want the canucks to lose because they make the traffic in Vancouver crazy
actually so valid. every time i have to drive to st paul on a wild game day i consider mailing the x a pipe bomb
#legal reasons joke etc#but thats so fair#if the canucks do something crazy this year i just assume vancouver will burn down & sink into the pacific#ask#anon
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how i look with he/him pronouns in my bio:
#joker out#kris guštin#legal disclaimer: this is a joke ! also this is about kris only and not me etc
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i don’t know what all the fuss is about episode 2.06 is just a regular christmas family dinner at my house
#the bear#the bear fx#the bear fishes#carmen berzatto#for legal reasons this is a joke etc etc#finally able to continue watching season two im having thoughts
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jily week 100 word drabbles
day six - your field au
‘I streaked the control organisms for you yesterday.’ Lily tried to keep her lips from twitching.
‘Okay?’ James replied, amused. Damn. She’d never been good at keeping a straight face. She rushed off before he could say anything more.
Lily watched as James doubled over in suppressed laughter, hand pressed to his mouth, definitely violating PPE regulations. She grinned, knowing he had found the plate she’d subcultured to spell out “Hey cutie ;)”.
‘So, how long do we pretend we don’t know?’ Sirius muttered to Remus.
‘Just think, if this is how insufferable they are when they’re being subtle…’
‘Forever. Gotcha.’
aaaand some agar plate art for the uncultured (heh) of you below:
#yeesh it's actually harder than i thought to keep it to 100 words only#agar plate art under the cut! for whoever has 0 idea what's going on here#this also couldve been them in enterics & 100 words of 'shit' puns bc bad jokes are quintessential to the experience of being a scientist#every time u ask someone how their work in enterics is they're legally obligated to answer 'shit' 'these samples smell like shit' etc etc#never gets old#jily#jily week 2023#jw6#mine
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if the 49ers dont beat kc im going to bomb kansas. just so everyone knows
#for legal purposes this is a joke etc etc. but fr kc DIE#so fucking sad that baltimore lost that shit was so depressing LMAO
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the gay galvanic beam works, we did it joe, he's turning
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