Depending on your perspective, I could have just hit the highest high or the lowest low a man could hit (chomped on cheese block in the shower)
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Why did the priest wear a different sweater to mass?
Because it was a perfectly good altar knit.
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I'M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS AHABHDHAHDBSHAHAH WE WERE HAVING A SPICY MOMENT AND THE BOT JUST AHAHDHHAHAHAHAH
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Behold! My interpretation of masculine Scarah:
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LAST FRIDAY NIGHT YEA WE DANCED ON TABLE TOPS (i have done this) AND WE TOOK TOO MANY SHOTS (i've never 'voluntarily' consumed alcohol so this one is a no) THINK WE KISSED BUT I FORGOT (never kissed anyone either so so far my friday night is summing up to dancing on tables)
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...
getting laughed at sucks.
having someone laugh with you is awesome!
...but the distinction, being whether you're laughing too.
yeah.
maskie likes to do it too.
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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 😼😼😼😼
about to eat this cakeussy bro
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Best part of the queue is it's easier to pretend I adhere to strict bedtimes when I'm on a late night reblogging tirade.
......... and yes, this was queued too
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felt funny so i drew an omori art to laugh at my own proportions lmao
ref photo
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Embarrassing confession time: when Caleb was growing his hair out like this, I thought he was preparing to play Static Shock. I really had my hopes up
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It is so completely not funny how not alright I am about Jaune I'm going to hurl myself in a river I'm going to bury myself in a peat bog and become a bog body I'm never going to decompose properly and they'll study me as an archaeological curiosity
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