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st0rmyseas · 6 months
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Describing my favorite musicals in the most convoluted ways
(Since no one got my “ah yes my favorite musicals” post and it’s funny to confused people)
Bleach cleans out red gunk (worst fucking person you’ve ever met) and indirectly causes two (allegedly gay) boys to get shot, traffic lights are the reason why a Highschool almost gets blown up. Blue girl and her homocidal boyfriend fight in a boiler room
Local Canadian magic mystery man and a rat torture children’s souls in the after life only to lead them all to realize a happier mentality and revive a mysterious female deer
The embodiment of capitalism and his philosophy assistant fight a widowed man and a bunch of children while a selfish woman starts a cult in order to build a giant door (Russia’s door causes Moscow to explode)
RANDOM ASS BLUE SHIT RUINS AUTISM RIZZ AND EVERYTHING GOES TO SHIT
An analysis of Highschool hierarchy, stereotypes, and systemic problems portrayed through the lens of a half sided murder mystery and children fighting elderitch horrors beyond their control …again. WITH GUNS AND A MAGIC BOOK THIS TIME!!
Using the fundamentally misogynistic ideology of female spectacle and the male gaze through hyper-femme pop stardom in a concert to evolves girl power into its final form. Casually keeping everything JUST A TEENSY BIT QUEERCODED
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martyflorence · 8 months
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Bugs when you lift a rock:
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Isn’t this just be more chill
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hecates-corner · 5 months
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What if Polyphemus was actually going to let Odysseus go in Epic: The Musical...
But he cracked that joke: "I'm so glad we see eye to eye."
Split second decision: kill that fuck.
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Combining Six, Hamilton, and Assassins into one musical and calling it History Class
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cistota · 1 month
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Me watching hamilton videorecording for the first time, after listening to the soundtrack on repeat for weeks:
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Oh, Eliza brings a letter to Hamilton in the end of act I. This wasn't in the soundtrack. It's about Laurens. I wonder what it says...:
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dead-ofthe-knight · 2 years
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Ignore that neither of them are Americans.
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st0rmyseas · 6 months
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I haven’t seen anyone mention this yet so I thought I’d say..
This is Linda, talking to Gerald in Black Friday..
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..and now this is Gerald talking to Linda in Nerdy Prudes Must Die!!!!!
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duodipersponsh · 5 months
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Fiyero: you don't have to lie
Elphaba: oh that's not lying! <3
Elphaba: but also i haven't worn glasses since like song 7 i genuinely don't know what you look like
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tonymarias · 4 months
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do your thing tony
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tubatoad · 1 year
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✨that note✨ in musicals
please add your own!
Beetlejuice:mama i’m going HOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMEEEEEE
Mamma Mia: The winner takes it ALLLL
Legally Blonde: i pretend like i’m in IREEELLLLLAAAANNNNNDDDDD
Newsies: the poor guys head is SSSSPPPPPIIIIINNNNNIIIIINNNNGGGGG
little shop of horrors: I got garden style, major moves. I got the stuff and I think that proves. You better move it out, nature calls. You got the point, i’m gonna bust your ballls
Hamilton: and when my time is up, have i done enough?
In the heights: It won’t be long noooooowwwwwwww
Into the woods: It’s the laaasssst MIDNIGHT
Dear Evan Hansen: But every sun doesn’t rise, and no one tells you where you went wrong
Hairspray: Maybelles segment in you can’t stop the beat
Wicked: FIYYYYYEEEEERRRRROOOOOO
West Side Story: AND SUDDENLY I FOUND HOW WONDERFUL A SOUND CAN BE MARRRRIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA
Tick Tick Boom: Sounds like we’re in for a twister, I DONT SEE A RAINBOW DO YOU
Les Mis:RED THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN
Hadestown: ALLL IVE EVER KNOWN IS HOW TO HOLD MY OWN BUT NOW i wanna hold you too
Bandstand: CREAM RIIIIISSSSSEEEEESSSS
Anastasia:Once upon a DECEMBEERRRRRRR
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narcissusinamirrormaze · 11 months
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Happy oddly specific meme Monday
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An "updated/modernized" version of The Music Man where everything is exactly the same, but Harold Hill casually mentions that he used to sell NFTs.
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Never forget this classic
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