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I can't even make this joke bc they really did try everything

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ID: Full body of Laszlo sitting on the ground with one knee pulled up, fully dressed in a suit. Nandor, wearing nothing, is sat beside him with his arms around his shoulders and legs on either side of him, pressing his junk into his hip. Nandor is frowning, a tear in his eye as he presses their cheeks together. Nadja, also wearing nothing, is kneeling just behind Laszlo on his other side to press her chest against the back of his neck, hands folded atop his head to rest her cheek on. She is also frowning, eyes closed as if in mourning as a single tear beads in her eyelashes. Between them, Laszlo stares straight forward with an impassive expression, words clipped and dismissive, "Yes, yes, very good, thank you." /end ID

The Eye of the Storm WWDITS | Laszlo/Nadja | Teen | 1.2k

Laszlo knows that Nadja's job is important, and he knows that the power is everything she deserves. But he can't help but worry that she might drive herself mad taking it.

The first of the request ficlets this weekend! Gonna write as many as I can in this... god, idk. Friday the 13th/release announcement/birthday celebration? This one was written for the prompt “Laszlo/Nadja, snuggling”, and I hope very much that anon enjoys it.

Bring back laszlo calling nadja his good lady wife pls

(nadja hypnosis voice) you will reblog my poll for sample siiiizeeeee and then you will follow me and rb my art and gifs with nice commentsssss >:)

Nandermo, ladja and laszlin

excuse my handwriting 😔

nandermo

laszja (didn't put they should kiss bc. They already do)

laszlin (fine ship just don't care for it personally)

yo those colin robinson headcanons were dope as fuck and i would listen to a podcast of his historical spoon ramblings any day. any thoughts about laszlo and nadja's past together? i for one have always been obsessed with that one frame in the opening where they're in 80s punk gear

I dont remember if i mentioned this or not but i imagine that they were the ones who lived in the manor originally, and Nandor was actually just some rando vampire that laszlo had over so often that nadja agreed to just let him move in. Also i like to think thy participated in many an alternative movement back in the day, nadja especially since shes much older than laszlo. I also like to think nadja was very involved in the early feminist movements (of which i am not educated enough to namedrop sorry💀💀 if anyone knows any that would fit the time period where she was in america drop em in the tags) since from what we've seen in the show she seems to have a very strong sense of that stuff! Also she and laszlo are t4t i dont take criticism. I definitely mentioned this b4 but nadja is a trans woman and laszlo is transmasc/genderfluid. bc i say so. Also theyre literally the pinnacle of romance. Idk what else to say theyve had a fucking lovely marriage because they love each other and set healthy boundaries. I want what they have so bad

Laszlo's reason for not wanting to go back to England was the most romantic and sweet thing I've ever heard in my life

I love him and Nadja so much 😭❤️

What makes a marriage work is understanding your spouse’s needs

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ID: 1a. Close up on Laszlo from behind where he sits on a couch reading some sheets of music. He turns around to face the viewer as a voice calls out, “Oh, my sweet, plump, pumpkin baby! 1b. Reverse shot to see Nadja standing there with a big grin, hands holding something behind her back. She says, “I know you have been very down-in-the-dumps since the baby Colin grew up, so I got you a sexy little present!” A pleased little grin shows up on Laszlo’s face as he replies, “Oh?” with interest.

2a. Nadja dramatically pulls the Cloak of Duplication out from behind her back, grinning. 2b. She tosses the cloak around her shoulders with a flourish and magical smoke begins to form around her.

3a. As the smoke clears, Sean is now standing there, arms out with a happy smile. Nadja does her best impression with a “Yo, Lasz!” 3b. Nadja-Sean strikes a pose, one arm behind her head, one foot kicked up, and says in her normal voice, “What do you think, my darling husband? Would a nice reaming by the boy next door cheer you up?” 3c. Tiny reaction shot of Laszlo, staring blankly.

4. Wide shot, Laszlo sobs suddenly and reaches out to his wife with both hands, crying, “I love you so much!” Nadja-Sean smiles fondly and walks towards him, arms out, replying, “Oh, my soft silly potato man…” /end ID

Nadja would be messy!guide's biggest supporter

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ID: 1. Close up of Laszlo and Nadja sitting naked in a bed with a red padded headboard and pale sheets decorated with red leaves. Nadja is sitting up, arm around her husbands shoulders as she flaps her hand dismissively and says, "The Guide is cute and all, but eehh, a bit vanilla?" Laszlo, leaning against her with some kind of blue cord with yellow writing on it tied around his neck and holding an Allen wrench in one hand, grins slyly up at his wife and responds, "Oho, you should hear some of the things she used to get up to." 2. Close up of Nadja listening intently, expressionless, as Laszlo's censored speech bubbles fill the rest of the screen. 3. Zoom out, we realize the pair are in a staged bed at Ikea. There is an Ikea bag at the foot of the bed with the handle torn off, presumably now around Laszlo's neck, and an Ikea shark plushie behind Nadja's back. Nadja sits fully up in the bed, fists pumping confidently and revealing a strap harness around her waist as she grins and declares, "Laszlo, I've decided to seduce The Guide!" Laszlo relaxes back next to her with a casual jazz hand and responds, "That's the spirit, my darling!" Behind them, an Ikea employee stands nervously, waving his arms at them and saying, "I'm serious, you can't be here, I'm calling security!" On the far side of the bed out of the employee's view, we can see blood spattering up the wall and someone's hand laying on the ground and going offscreen. /end ID

[ID: Drawing of the "he wants to order" meme starring Nadja and Laszlo. Nadja is in the driver's seat holding out the phone to take a selfie with a "what are you gonna do" expression. Laszlo is stretched out across her lap, ass in the camera, to lean out toward the drive thru window. We can see him biting the neck of the unresisting employee, blood gushing out. Snapchat text over the image says "He wants to order" /end ID]

Has anyone done this yet

These are months old at this point lol but I realized I never posted them sooooooo

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ID: 1. Full body of Nandor in profile being picked up by Guillermo. Nandor's legs are wrapped around Guillermo's hips and Guillermo's hands are tucked under his butt to support him. They are kissing tenderly, one of Nandor's hands cupping Guillermo's flushed cheek and the other draped over his back, clutching his glasses.

2. Knees-up of Guillermo in full slayer mode glaring up at the viewer, wearing his waistcoat, stake bandolier, and trench coat. In one gloved hand is a stake and in the other is a crude wooden cross. The background is a blood spatter.

3. Nadja reclined on a settee in a long white nightgown, one hand holding up a book titled "Killing and Maiming" and the other supporting the head of her doll, who sits next to her, so they can both read. She smirks absently, hearts around her head, as Laszlo lays over her shins and tucks his arms under her knees to grin up at her with double the hearts. He is wearing a matching white shirt. /end ID]

Finally finished WWDITS lmao. Speaking as a lesbian, Harvey Guillen has a super cute face and an ass that won’t quit and he can Get It.

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1a. Shoulders up of human neighbor Sean in a disheveled tux from the casino episode, holding a glass of beer and squinting drunkenly past the viewer. He says, "Ey, where's the little guy, y'know, Nandor's boyfriend?" 1b. Reverse shot of Laszlo and Nadja slumped exhaustedly over the bar, barely comprehending the conversation. Nadja looks all but comatose and Laszlo blearily replies, "who?" Looking behind them, an exhausted Nandor has a brief moment of lucidity and snaps his eyes open. "My WHAT?"

2a. Guillermo drinks stoically from a coffee mug while talking to Derek the vampire. Derek, wearing a magicians cloak and tophat, remarks, "Oh, did your master get you that mug?" Guillermo grunts in response and Derek notes "how nice." 2b. Close up on a mildly irritated Guillermo doing a talking head, holding the mug which we can now see says "world's best familiar." He says "I got this for myself as a 5th anniversary present. Nandor got me a vacuum." 2c. Small flashback of 2012 showing a younger Guillermo with longer hair desperately scrubbing a bloody floor with a shitty push broom that is missing half it's bristles. Offscreen, present day Guillermo continues, "Admittedly, it's a lot better than the broom they had before."

3a. Full body of Laszlo and Nandor from the end of the witch semen episode, standing facing each other in front of a door. Stone-faced, Nandor offers, "want to jerk each other off and never talk about it?" Laszlo, equally unemotional, replies "absolutely." 3b. Later, a talking head of Laszlo and Nadja on a couch. With a satisfied smile, fingers laced in front of him, Laszlo announces to the camera "Nandor and I jerked each other off." Nadja, one arm around the back of the couch behind her husband, smirks with pride.

3a. Full body of Laszlo and Nandor from the end of the witch semen episode, standing facing each other in front of a door. Stone-faced, Nandor offers, "want to jerk each other off and never talk about it?" Laszlo, equally unemotional, replies "absolutely." 3b. Later, a talking head of Laszlo and Nadja on a couch. With a satisfied smile, fingers laced in front of him, Laszlo announces to the camera "Nandor and I jerked each other off." Nadja, one arm around the back of the couch behind her husband, smirks with pride.

4. Full body of Guillermo leaning sassily against a wall, one hip cocked, eyebrows raised with a pout. He is wearing sparkly high top sneakers, white knee socks with a red stripe, red booty shorts, and a white tee shirt with three checked boxes reading 'petty' 'jealous' and 'bitch'. Text above him reads 'tfw your master's ex is in town.'

5. Bust of Guillermo in a waistcoat and collared shirt, smiling adorably as he is wont to do with yellow stars floating around his head.

6a. Doodle of Guillermo in exaggerated shortness holding hands with Nandor, who is in exaggerated tallness and wearing a full length dracula cape with a furry collar. Guillermo, smiling, gestures to Nandor with a heart floating by his face and says "Mami, este es mi novio, Nandor." (In English: momma, this is my boyfriend Nandor.) Nandor, waving with his free hand, grins and says "Helloooo, Mrs. Greenber-" Guillermo corrects him "de la Cruz." Nandor continues awkwardly "Deeh la Crooz."

6b. Talking head with Guillermo's mom, looking exasperated. She says, "es el primer tiempo mi Memo trae a su novio en casa...y creo que él es un vampiro. Dios mio, mijo." (In English: it's the first time my Memo has brought his boyfriend home...and I think he's a vampire. Dear God, son.)

7. Close up of Guillermo in a waistcoat and shirt with the sleeves rolled up. He is spattered liberally with blood and is brandishing a well-used stake with one gloved hand. Nadja stands behind him with a manic grin, both hands planted on his shoulders as if pushing him forward. She says, "Gizmo, you are so sexy right now! Kill them!" Guillermo, trying to stay focused in slayer mode, glances back at her with some confusion, squeaking out an "um?"

8. Full body of Laszlo dramatically dipping Nadja, both arms around her waist, while salaciously baring his fangs with a grin. Nadja is smiling widely in delight, baring her fangs back at him with one hand gripping his shoulder and the other thrown over his back. She has one leg extended to the ground and the other hiked up around Laszlo's waist. Hearts float around their heads. In the background, there is a tiny doodle of Colin Robinson coming into the room holding a steaming mug that says "island time" with a palm tree. He smiles at the couple in his usual casual, ill-timed way and says "hey guys, what's up?"

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lmao #laszlermo nation is like one of the only tags i actually use religiously

i always imagine some poor young nandermo person finding it and getting upset thinking i ship them at the expense of nandermo and laszja, and that im a nandermo anti lol

i just think its hot for 2 fat queer characters who both think the other one is trash to hook up casually ok?! is that so wrong, hypothetical person??

Do you think the Guidja ship will ever be cannon or will it just be a running joke that the Guide gets left out? Like I know the joke seems mean but Nadja is a mean person, it what makes her fun to watch

it seems that the guide's whole story arc this season is her attempt to break into the coven, so i think that she will eventually become a permanent fixture, even if it's a colin robinson kinda deal where they aren't as kind 2 her, so i think there's a chance for guidja to become canon, although i dont think it'll be a steady relationship if it happens?? like laszja are fine with seeing other ppl, but i feel like the story will always focus more on them relationship-wise so it'd be hard to add a second relationship there (im happy to be proved wrong here 🙏🙏)

As for nadja's personality, it seems like they are moving in the direction of making her kinder, but i doubt she's ever gonna be some sort of pure-hearted soft person, but i think she'll be forced to become more considerate. im interested 2 see how it'll go!!

i need 2 work on my laszja fic but. That would require thinking

What are your top 5 otps

Ooh love this !! Destiel (supernatural), puckentine (sam & cat), hannigram (hannibal), laszja (what we do in the shadows) & I can’t choose between bluesey and pynch so I’m gonna cheat bc they’re from the same fandom (the Raven cycle) what are yours?