big fan of this genre of ships: goth couples that are head over heels for each other

Nadja & Laszlo

What We Do In The Shadows - Season 5

Okay but what if, when Guillermo becomes a vampire, Nadja and Laszlo finally start noticing him a bit more and begin checking him out from afar like,

“Darling, have you noticed that Guillermo looks kind of….. hot now?”

“Indeed I have. Ridiculously hot, in fact.”

Which leads to them trying to get Guillermo to have sex with them, using progressively worse seduction methods. Which leads to Nandor getting progressively sadder because he thinks they are so amazing at seduction that Guillermo will certainly fall for their charms and he’ll lose his chance with him again.

Meanwhile, Guillermo is in the background giving deadpan looks to the camera and questioning his life decisions all over again.

mhmm.

They were probably the most fun gang to turn into toys, and the ones I'm most proud of

What We Do In The Shadows Episodes that I wish existed [ Part 1 ]

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Nandor the Relentfull

Colin Robinson makes “Opposite Day” real to convince Nandor to relent. When he does the vampires take advantage of his newfound kindness.

Batshit Crazy

Laszlo gets the “batshits” and can’t turn back into a human, unfortunately batshits are highly contagious.

Gadgets and Gizmos

Guillermo replaces himself with a mannequin wearing glasses in order to attend his sisters baby shower. Nandor makes a confession and the Nadja doll makes a new friend.

Where Wolves?

Nadja’s latest project requires a werewolf tail, but the only way to get one is to be courted by a werewolf during a full moon.

The Lion, the Witch, and the War

The vampires put on a puppet play about Nandor’s favorite war during a dark rainy night.

Oh Fuck! My Guy!

Laszlo, Nadja, the Guide, and Colin Robinson get stuck in an escape room overnight while Guillermo is sick with the flu. Nandor insists on caring for him until he’s better.

A Normal Human Show

An undercover mission forces the household to all take on human personas. Jackie Daytona returns with his new friends Mosquito Larry and Natasia Demetriou.

Gargilo the Hideous

The worlds most beautiful vampire must be put into witness protection by the Staten Island Vampiric Council, her looks prove to be a major distraction.

Doctor What?

The vampires visit the Staten Island Institute of Medicine to try and find a cure for fang rot. Nadja reconnects with an old friend.

Colin “Danger” Robinson

Colin invents a daredevil stunt persona while Nadja accidentally becomes president of the local elementary school parents association.

Battle of the (Hus) Bands

Newly divorced Nandor must fake his marital status to help Laszlo compete in the musical competition “Battle of the Husbands” unfortunately he didn’t tell his fake new spouse, Guillermo.

Every time I watch the pilot episode of wwdits, the moment where Laszlo is playing the Harpsichord, stops, and says “I call that ‘Nadja’s Theme’” simultaneously catches me off guard and makes me want to cry. It felt random/like it wasn’t a big moment when I first watched it, but after seeing the series several times, it’s one of the first moments that we see how much it’s clear that Laszlo adores Nadja and get a sense for Laszlo’s personality/core beneath his “I’m here to suck and fuck and don’t give a shit” exterior. Music as an expression of that in his and Nadja’s relationship gets played out further in the musical episodes where Laszlo speaks to how he was making music and then met Nadja who was the perfect lyricist to his composing. In those episodes, it’s a hilarious plot point to see them perform the songs and implicate themselves in music history by positioning these characters as having written “Come on Eileen,” etc. as well as (from what I’ve seen in cast interviews) a great opportunity for Natasia and Matt to improv and be silly (especially w Matt’s music career), but it’s also so meaningful and beautiful as something Laszlo does with and for the people he loves the most (Nadja, primarily, and then “Colin Robinson” in s4). Especially since it’s established that Laszlo has a hard time expressing his affection for his housemates in words (for ex. when they’re in the well in s1, when they’re all reunited in s4, when he and Nandor make up in the Pine Barrons episode) but still reciprocates their feelings of love/care for him.

Nadja and Laszlo ♥️👑

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