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I can't even make this joke bc they really did try everything

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: Full body of Laszlo sitting on the ground with one knee pulled up, fully dressed in a suit. Nandor, wearing nothing, is sat beside him with his arms around his shoulders and legs on either side of him, pressing his junk into his hip. Nandor is frowning, a tear in his eye as he presses their cheeks together. Nadja, also wearing nothing, is kneeling just behind Laszlo on his other side to press her chest against the back of his neck, hands folded atop his head to rest her cheek on. She is also frowning, eyes closed as if in mourning as a single tear beads in her eyelashes. Between them, Laszlo stares straight forward with an impassive expression, words clipped and dismissive, "Yes, yes, very good, thank you." /end ID

laszlo and nandor got their "guy time" (one of their weekly fucks) interrupted by colin robinson

they continue but now they have a constant commentary of colin pointing out small issues and stuff like that the whole time

they ask colin to join but he politely says nah and keeps loudly munching on the snacks he for some reason has (and for some reason can eat?)

all I ask is that colin claps when (and if) they cum with the same energy as people who clap when the plane lands

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Pine Barrens was just "Yeah These Guys Are Polyamorous": The Episode

here’s a fic i wrote last year and then abandoned before i moved to my current, just to assert that the nanszlo runs deep

I like to think that nandor and laszlo had a whirlwind relationship that fizzled and died into an ambient queerplatonic relationship and thats how they met and moved in together.

Nadja thought he was a grade a dumbass when laszlo introduced him but she loves her husband so she just went along with it. But also when they broke up she was not surprised.

Also they used to call each other really weird embarassing nicknames and whenever nadja wants to humble them she reminds them that they used 2 address each other as "my darling little lotus flower" and they usually shut up after that.

But also laszlo got really annoyed when he overheard nandor calling guillermo that post nandermofication bc it was "their thing" and nandor actually stopped bc secretly they love each other 😔 (but queerplatonically)

Laszlo is the kind of man to say the wrong name in bed but only like he’s with somebody else and says nadja’s name by mistake. He’s done this multiple times when hooking up with nandor and it drives him insane

You're SO REAL FOR THIS HELP

Nandor: what the fuck! Did you just say nadja's name while my dick is in you????

Laszlo: im sorry i love my ladywife too much :^/ and besides vampire penises arent that unlike a dildo-

Nandor: the DISRESPECT. The DISRESPECT

Laszlo: hey, you don't see me getting all up in your balls when you say gizmo's name in bed

Nandor:

I’m not super into nandor/laszlo but rewatching cloak of duplication’s ending where he’s like “that’s because you have laszlo to share your life with” definitely sounds different with that in mind

👁👁 yeah youre so fucking right youre so fucking right.

Also i am forever a wwdits polycule truther they shld all fall in love w one another and kiss. I need it.