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Guillermo what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament??

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ID: 1. Waist up of The Guide and Nandor on a mottled peach background. The Guide leans toward him, twirling her hair with a free hand, and asks flirtatiously, "So are you a big spoon or a little spoon?" Nandor looks over questioningly while twiddling his hands. 2. Waist up of Nandor from the Guide's POV as he turns toward her and looms with an imperious grin, pressing his fingers to his chest. He replies, "I'm a knife." Laszlo and Nadja stand in the background behind him with Guillermo passing by behind them. In unison, all three turn their heads toward The Guide and say "He's a little spoon." 3. Repeat. Nandor whips his head toward the three, cheeks flushed and mouth screwed up in embarrassment. Nadja and Laszlo turn their heads toward Guillermo questioningly. Guillermo looks away awkwardly, face red and sweating. /end ID

WWDITS KINK MEME

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What is a kink meme? Basically a public (usually nsfw) prompt, popularized on Livejournal. One person will throw out an idea that they don’t or can’t fulfill themselves in the hopes that it will spark creativity in someone else! A kink meme can be as simple as pairing + trope, or a full well-thought-out AU!

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What content do you allow in submissions? All kinks are welcome - yes, even that one. We will reject submissions that are not WWDITS-based, are hateful in some way, or appear to be submitted in bad faith. Venting, character-bashing, or incomprehensible prompts will be deleted. Transphobia, racism, homophobia, antisemitism, ableism, etc will get you blocked. Due to the limitations of the mods, we are currently only accepting submissions in English or Spanish.

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THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SM ToT

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ID: 1. From left to right, full body of Nandor, Guillermo, Nadja, Laszlo, Colin, and the Guide sleeping on a plush red velvet bed together, snuggling in a line. Nandor is in a patterned tunic and trousers, feet bare, and is spooned up behind Guillermo with his right arm around his waist, hand reaching across him to Nadja's hip. His left arm is stretched out above their heads and his right foot is bent up to wedge itself between Guillermo's legs. He smiles dreamily as he drools into Guillermo's hair. Guillermo is wearing a black tee shirt, grey sweatpants, and white socks. He is laying on his side, back snug against Nandor with his right arm thrown around Nadja and his left arm trapped against his chest. His right leg is hiked up over her thigh. Nadja is wearing a loose dark purple chemise with long sleeves, fishnet stockings held up by suspenders, and no shoes. She is laying on her back, mouth slack in sleep, with her right arm wrapped around Guillermo's shoulders and her left arm thrown up above her, fingers tangling with Nandor's. Her legs are splayed akimbo, right knee fighting for space with Nandor's foot between Guillermo's legs and left leg tossed over Laszlo to tangle their ankles together. Laszlo is wearing a cream nightshirt and socks with garters and is tucked up against Nadja's opposite side, face wedged up in the crook of her neck. His left arm is tucked around her waist, wedging under Guillermo's arm to touch his fingers to Nandor's. Both of his legs are tucked up beneath Nadja's left hip, left leg lifted slightly to hook their ankles together. Colin Robinson, fully dressed in an argyle sweater, cords, and dress shoes in various shades of beige, is spooning Laszlo with his legs tucked right up against his. His left arm is threaded under Laszlo's to reach Nadja, where he idly palms her breast. His right arm is braced against the bed for his head to lean upon. Colin appears to be the only one awake, and looks up at the viewer with a knowing smile. The Guide, also fully dressed in black boots, skirt, jacket, and gloves, is spooning Colin, almost as if she snuck into the cuddle pile after everyone else was already in bed. She smiles contentedly with her cheek pressed against his shoulder, hands gripping his shoulders and knees tucked behind his.

2. Same image in a close up just on their heads. /end ID

Nadja is depressed by the loss of her nightclub. Laszlo gives her the diagnoses of ´hysteria´. The solution? Lots of orgasms. The entire house helps to cure Nadja of hysteria.

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Nandor and Guillermo learn about Laszlo's whack ass pornos and poke fun at him. Laszlo challenges them to make a better one. This somehow ends up turning into a whole production that gets the entire household involved. <--(take that however you want *wink*)

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Nandor and Colin fuck after the disastrous visit to the museum but Nandor is blindfolded (he likes to pretend he is fucking Guillermo). Guillermo discovers them and is both jealous and turned on. Colin notices and swaps places with him.

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Bottom/sub Nandor with either Laszlo, Nadja or both of them telling/coaching Guillermo on how to properly fuck him because this man will do anything other than just ask for what he really wants

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laszlo and nandor got their "guy time" (one of their weekly fucks) interrupted by colin robinson

they continue but now they have a constant commentary of colin pointing out small issues and stuff like that the whole time

they ask colin to join but he politely says nah and keeps loudly munching on the snacks he for some reason has (and for some reason can eat?)

all I ask is that colin claps when (and if) they cum with the same energy as people who clap when the plane lands

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Colin learns that being an incubus/succubus is a subsection of Energy Vampirism, and learns to drain that way. The house is relatively onboard because... well. They're them.

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The vampires (including Colin) compete to be the first to successfully seduce Guillermo. Who wins?

(Would love to see this end in a polycule but up to author!)

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