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c1tyhaunts · 7 months

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@tinzony: can you share how your OCs (or maybe a particular favorite) came to you? was it something specific that sparked the idea, or did they come to you in the dead of night like a fever dream? what parts of that/those OC(s) do you feel most connected to?

*cracks knuckles* Alright party, we bout to pop off on the dash. First off, thanks for the question! I think the best way to talk about this may be to focus on my central 4 girlies (Avian, Lilah, Terrah, Ivy) as they are the ones who really take the main stage in my head. I'll probably go with overall themes first and then deep dive into each character in two separate posts. I want to start out with the early-era Xera OCs with Avian & Lilah since they have a lot deeper context to them!

Central Thoughts

Most OCs (excluding Lilah and some of them) came from me making them my playable character for the game I was playing at the time. Avian came from Fallout 3, Terrah from The Outer Worlds, and Ivy came from The Forgotten City. Lilah still came from a video game's influence (Life is Strange), but she wasn't a PC.

The majority of my OCs characters are black women/fem-presenting. Love a black woman from infinity to infinityyyy. This one is simple. I'm black, I'm fem-presenting and proud. I don't get a lot of black fem characters as protagonists in stories that don't involve black pain, so I wanted to do something different and complex. So that aspect is important to me. That baseline alone makes me connect to my girls so deeply. I heard fem ocs aren't popular on tumblr and? I don't care? I'm kinda here hanging and vibing.

The majority of them came to me instantly, but their development takes about 1+ years for it to be fully formulated. This goes for most of my OCs - I don't feel like I ever grasp their voice until I've had them fall on their face a bit.

Avian Esparza Created: 2012-2013 Original Names/Incarnation: Avridianna "Avrid" Fields

Old Description: "She’s one of those people who judges everyone. She can be a bit cocky, and she’s really snide and sarcastic. She likes to make a dangerous situation into a snide or rude comment. She has a soft spot for kids, but she doesn’t show it. She loves learning, education, reading… practically anything to advance her knowledge. She likes to make science references and she likes to explain stuff more elaborately than they need to be. She can be a bit trigger happy, but that is only when her gun is in her hand. Other than that, she always take the passive way out of situations, using her logic than her brawn. In a way, she’s somewhat manipulative and have a way with her words when she’s trying to convince the other party to step down, she only uses the manipulation for good, not for anything else. She serious 91% of the time, the other 9%… she’s playing tricks or entertaining wasteland kids out of the goodness of her heart. She’s a generally good person, but when push comes to shove, she’s willing to go the darker route. Before she ever does something of the sort, she thinks about what her dad would have done… " (Circa 2013)

Don't you love when your first baby was a mary sue? And you know what? I don't care, she deserved to have her moment back in 2013. Pop off, baby girl.

Anyway, Avian is the 1st "original character" I've ever made. She was the character I brought to Tumblr 10+ years ago after discovering Tumblr RP and she has been a long-standing character since. In the 2+ years that I wrote her in the Fallout fandom, she has undergone a fucking cycle of character development, including having my first single ship that developed through to marriage and a family. She got the full nine yards of character development from a harsh exterior to the kind soul she is, and it was pretty fucking cool to see.

Now, as I've grown older, I started to crave more dynamics, which led to me being more open to multi-shipping to explore Avian's personality and who she is. I did take a hiatus around 2015-2016 to hyper-fixate on a new character (see: Rachel Amber/Lilah & Jacket) before I stepped into college, but Avian has always taken a soft spot in my heart. I'd like to say officially in 2021 I decided to revive her to her current incarnation which is a massive transition from the original tomboy she was. With more nuances and more connection to Avian as a bisexual (sapphic leaning) character, and the eventual revelation she has ASD, it helped me to have a better understanding of who she is and where she could go. It's kinda like two different eras

It's funny, with Avian being my oldest OC, you'd think she's the most fleshed out and developed but I really put a revamp on her to some degree. Out of my muses, she's probably the most vulnerable to change again, because of how much I put her through in the past. This era, the Avian Esparza era, is more at its opening stages where she needs to learn her place again. And it gets me hyped to get her started again.

Lilah Lyons Created: 2015 (As Rachel Amber); 2020-2021 (Officially as Lilah) Original Names/Incarnations: Rachel Amber, Rachel Amello

Old Description: On the inside, however, Rachel Amber is the mess of the century. She keeps up with the perfect persona while breaking herself apart to do so. She's harshly critical of herself and sensitive of other's comments and actions around her. Everyone claims she's the leader, but she's a follower to the crowd--a model to the people. She's hyper-envious, hyper-sexual, and hyper-depressive. She feels unfulfilled where she is, and continues to chase what she assumes will give her success: love and modeling. Sadly, she couldn't get her way. (circa 2015)

MAN.... MAN... WHAT A TIME CAPSULE. I unfortunately never deleted this blog so it is still out and open to the public and you know what? I am going to own up to it. 2015 Xera? Kinda a dipshit highkey. I was so over in my head thinking I was hot shit.

But you know what 2015 Xera did RIGHT? Create that Rachel Amber blog, like... wow. For context, that blog started JUST as LIS was getting started, barely when the 1st episode was out. Then, I was literally captured by Rachel Amber as a character. Because we had very few things to go off of with Rachel, she practically became an OC for me. She was the first time I got to experiment with darker subjects and nuances, and it helped me to create a complex but likable character. As a teenager, I didn't have a lot of the nuances to really delve deeper into this character, which led to a lot of problematic decision-making and writing on my end. Nothing extravagant, just a lot of what dumb teens would do. But, I still loved this character deeply. However, the LIS games went on and I wasn't in love with what direction they were going. Also given some issues I had with the fandom at the time, I decided to make Rachel Amber into an OC with my characterization of Rachel Amello.

The Rachel Amello period was a bit... rocky. It wasn't the best. I wanted to keep the essence of what I loved about my Rachel Amber muse and so I made an entire backstory that... just wasn't clicking with me. I did some funky things to experiment with her like getting her story involved with devils/supernatural stuff, but Rachel Amello wasn't as clear as Rachel Amber for me. I tried holding on because I adored the characterization, but it wasn't 100% slotting in for me.

Then, I was working with my buddy Rachel @hesperid and somehow developed... Lilah Eve Lyons. I took the concepts of what I originally loved from Rachel Amber and slotted it to Lilah and that started to click so much better. As I have grown older, I started to acknowledge the nuances of predatory relationship dynamics, how we villanize women and such, and Lilah started to make more sense as I continued to write her and realize... how hurt she was. How much damage others have done to her. And from there, I started running hard. Writing Lilah now brings back a lot of those similar sentiments I had writing Rachel Amber years ago, and it's good to bring it back.

#▶⌜dead air :: ooc⌟#▶⌜ch. avian delilah esparza⌟#▶⌜ch. lilah eve lyons⌟#▶⌜lilah lyons. lore⌟#▶⌜avian esparza. lore⌟#THESE GIRLS HAVE BEEN THROUGH A LOT #I will definitely talk about Terrah & Ivy in another post because they're definitely “new era” xera muses #but Lilah & Avian? they've been here from the start so I gotta like brag about them a bit

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butraura · 7 months

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20 questions for fic writers!

tagged by @watchyourbuck <3

How many works do you have on AO3? > 17 (and a ton on fanfiction.net)

What's your total AO3 word count? > 158,720 words

What fandoms do you write for? > If we're just talking AO3, I've written for Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The 100, Girl Meets World, Teen Wolf, Shadowhunters, and 9-1-1. Right now, I am only writing for 9-1-1 and I have a WIP I SWEAR I will get back to eventually. On FanFiction.net, I've written for Austin & Ally, Sailor Moon, and possibly some I've forgotten.

What are you top 5 fics by kudos? a. anchored (30,000 words) (9-1-1) (527 kudos) b. for your life, for your love (7,410 words) (9-1-1) (320 kudos) c. electrify me (8,625 words) (9-1-1) (168 kudos) d. the silent treatment (2,493 words) (9-1-1) (156 kudos) e. cracked ribs (9,99 words) (9-1-1) (148 kudos)

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not? > Sometimes. I don't ignore people on purpose, I just often get overwhelmed and/or forget. I do ignore hate comments because they're not worth my time.

What is a fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? > I think all of the stories (that I've actually finished) (on AO3) have had good endings to counteract the angst in them.

What is the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? > Maybe "for your life, for your love".

Do you get hate on fics? > I never used to lol. But that's changed in the last two weeks. It's pretty rampant now and it's trickled over to Tumblr. My philosophy is: if you don't like the plot, don't read the story.

Do you write smut? If so, what kind? > I have... it's not a thing I do often lol. I give myself the ick when I do it lol. It's pretty vanilla though.

Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written? > I don't think I ever have actually

Have you ever had a fic stolen? > Not as far as I'm aware

Have you ever had a fic translated? > I don't think it's ever happened, but someone did reach out to me once to ask if they could translate and post one of my fics in Russian. Unfortunately, I didn't see the message until literally over a year later. I would have said yes but I don't know if it was ever done.

Have you ever co-written a fic before? > Never

What's your all-time favourite ship? > It's extremely difficult to answer that because I am well-rounded girlie that grew up on TV. But; I'd say probably Buck and Eddie (Buddie) and Bellamy and Clarke (Bellarke).

What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? > The only WIP I can think of that I care about this much is a Shadowhunters fic called Empires. I will do it but I just honestly don't know when.

What are your writing strengths? > Dialogue. I try really hard to make the words my characters say sound exactly like the way they'd speak in their original media.

What are you writing weaknesses? > I put such a heavy hand into dialogue that I feel like I forget to build the rest of the story. Also, finishing something. The amount of WIPs I have is atrocious.

Thought on writing dialogue in another language? > If you want to, go for it, but don't rely on Google Translate to do it for you. I typically only put Spanish or Latin in my fics and I have the help of fluent people so that the languages correctly translate. Use the tools at your disposal.

First fandom you ever wrote for? > In general, it was Austin & Ally when I was newly 14 years old lol. On AO3, it was Teen Wolf (Why Are You Half Naked?)

Favorite fic you've ever written? It was definitely anchored. It's a newer one but I am so proud of the work I put into it.

tags! (I'm sorry, I had a list of people that specifically asked to be tagged and I fricken lost it... please let me know again if you'd like to be tagged in my random fic-related posts).

#fic things #author things #embarrassing #i can't even begin to explain how horrified I am to think about my old work lol #also #i probably have like 100 wips across all my fandoms #i hate me tremendously #9-1-1 #buddie #bellarke #the 100 #don't even fucking talk to me about cracked ribs bc i will not respond #it's an exaggerated from canon type of story and good fuckin grief eddie violent #get over it #he's violent for like one chapter and then lives the rest of the story hating himself #anyway #ao3 #meme?#idk how to tag this

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silver-wield · 3 years

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Putting the ship war aside, who is the most popular between Tifa and Aerith? I see Tifa get a lot of love, but then again, outside of Crisis Core, I’ve always found her… less than endearing. I see that polls get botted by the cult, and Tifa comes out on top, but is that just the regions paying attention to the poll? Or are there regions where Aerith is more popular than Tifa? (Non ship. Just based on character alone.)

Same anon that asked who is more popular. I am team Tifa. I meant I found Aerith less than endearing. Didn’t check my question before I sent.

Np, I figured that's what you meant 😁

Tifa’s more popular. It's just a fact. She's been more popular for about 15 years. Aerith was popular when FF7 dropped and then for the first few years after cause of the dumb Sony ad that confused the narrative, but even then Tifa was chosen as the icon pinup girl of the cyber generation, which showed she had fans no matter what some salty butthurt people might say.

With the additional fanservice games that focused on Tifa as Cloud's partner or showed her off in a better light, popularity shifted more towards her as an individual. Aerith is a generic magic girl seen in a lot of animes. Weak, wears pink, uses magic, trips over her own feet and saves the world.

No offence to fans of that, but it got old.

Tifa's strong, kind, actively fights has a shit load of trauma, but is still a good person. She's not a "tough girl trope" because her personality breaks away from it. She's sweet, shy, demure, likes being a homemaker and mother, great cook and can handle a business. She's a 3 dimensional character that's more than just "punchy girl". Of course she'd just get more popular as time went by because society's views of women have changed. In the Aerith era, girls wanted to be special and magical and save the world while looking girly. Now we just wanna kick as much ass as the boys do and not get told to fucking smile while doing it.

Aerith's outdated. Tifa’s current and remains current because she ticks more than one box. She's gorgeous, strong, skilled and has a soft personality. She has something for everyone.

Tifa tops polls unless certain people cheat (looking at you nhk). She's loved worldwide, which is more obviously picked up on if you take the cult bs when they complain about "Tifa’s more popular in the east/west" depending on where they lost a vote.

If they hadn't botted that recent poll, Aerith would've lost to Yuffie, too. Why? Because of them. Their insane lies about Aerith have made people turn away from her. It's embarrassing to admit liking her because that means you get associated with nut bars who think shit like a vending machine logo predicted Cloud and Aerith will have kids. Or they're people who cut Cloud out of scenes with Tifa and say they're with Aerith.

Nobody wants to associate with liars. That's why Aerith's popularity is tanking so hard.

I remember last year the cult whined because Tifa got 36k likes on her birthday tweet while Aerith only got 17k. They said that because Tifa's birthday was after the game's release she had an unfair advantage and that this year, Aerith would prove her superiority.

She couldn't even beat herself, let alone Tifa.

And yeah, before anyone asks, I do have Tifa's for last year, and I'm tracking it for this year cause I'm a petty bench and gonna enjoy showing off just how popular Tifa is for two years in a row. 36k is a big ask since the game's been out for a year and interest has waned. A lot of people on FF7 twitter have also unfollowed the 7r acc because the one handling it keeps being a dumdum, but I reckon she could crack 24k by the 24hr mark. No bots needed either 🤣

#Ship war #For our girl

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cheliceraekisses · 4 years

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F/F - Android/Mechanic - nsfw 18+

What's the point of being an ultra powerful, super fast, incredibly humble networked AI if you don't take advantage of it to plan wild surprises for your girlfriend.

(A direct sequel to my previous Naiad and Jay work that won't make much sense if you haven't ready that one - https://cheliceraekisses.tumblr.com/post/627483594485547008/vintage-voidcraft)

Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26113273

The best thing about being a networked consciousness of voidcraft navigation systems, Naiad thought, was being able to follow her girlfriend anywhere. Jay had left Ceres station almost a week ago, based on Earth’s time keeping system, on a supply run to a station a few planets over. Even driving the powerful, ultra-fast, totally humble and gorgeous N.A.I.A.D.-3, the trip was going to take almost two months. Naiad would have been lonely, staying behind on the station, if not for the fact that the ship was one of her bodies as well, and as such she was still right next to her girlfriend the entire time. Hell, with the upgrades she’d had installed in the ship, they could even fuck.

For the moment though, Naiad was focused on her android embodiment, living in their home on Ceres station. She’d decided, while Jay was gone, to prepare a surprise for her, giving the house the deep clean it needed and organizing Jay’s collection of vintage ship parts for her, like she’d been talking about. It was going well, she’d purchased some wall shelves off a vendor on the station, planning to display the parts around the house, leaving plenty of extra space for new acquisitions, and was in the process of digging around for any pieces that had been stored away, cleaning as she went.

Which was how she came to be standing in their bedroom, staring into a box she’d found tucked away in the closet. She’d opened it expecting some dusty motor or other part, yet what she found was far more exciting. A stack of old, well-read paper magazines, with titles such as Oiled Up, Playbot, Stxxl Slxts. Adorning the covers were various robotic chassis, the kind that, unlike androids, didn’t make more than a passing attempt at resembling humans, if at all. Sleek plates in every colour, visible mechanical parts beneath, faces made from display screens showing everything from emoticons to photos to, in one instance, just the words “Fxxk me.” These chassis in particular were visibly feminine, stretched and contorted across the covers, showing off various ports and non-standard accessories. Flipping through one of the books, she smiled at discovering a noticeably more crumpled page depicting a black and gold robot, sprawled over the hood of a spaceship, a hand languidly cupping an... Attachment between it’s legs. Black and gold, just like the cockpit of a N.A.I.A.D.-3. She really did have the cutest girlfriend.

She bounced onto the bed, lying back and idly flipping through one of the magazines. So Jay was into this kind of thing then. The magazines looked old, a few slight discolourations betraying what they were used for. She might well have brought them from Earth when she’d moved out of her parents’ place. How many times had her love laid here, flipping through these books with one hand, stroking herself and pawing at her adorable little tits with the other. Her skin flushing red, sweat cool in the climate controlled chill of the station, breathing heavily and shuddering from the exertion and stimulation. Naiad smiled, closing her eyes, digging through a few directories stored on her body to find some videos Jay had let her take, trying to picture how she’d look masturbating.

She’d probably be lying back, magazine somewhere around here. Her hand, rubbing against her... Well, her cock, but Naiad couldn’t replicate that right now. Picturing humans with routines built for simulations of spacecraft was a challenge, and Naiad quickly resorted to modelling the pose herself. A quick grab to her breast, that adorable little shudder that ran through her when they were played with, performed with vibrating servos and precise, calculated movements. Breathy gasps in Jay’s exact tone, stolen from late nights together and played back now worked Naiad into a frenzy, finally pushing down with her fingers and rubbing at the bundle of sensors nestled above her artificial folds. She hummed, gasping happily as her fingers slipped inside herself.

A quick shift of her attention had her watching Jay, piloting her ship, still having the time of her life with the vehicle of her dreams. Of course she knew the ship was Naiad’s body, but how would she react knowing her girlfriend was looking at her this very moment, masturbating on their bed. Deciding not to disturb her love’s driving today, (though she filed the idea away for later) Naiad simply watched, letting her attention roam wherever she pleased. Strong worker’s arms flexed beneath a blue flannel shirt, as Jay expertly piloted the ship through the stars. Her small breasts rose and fell slightly with her calm, even breathing, and the chair she sat on picked up the rhythms of her heart, so alive and human.

Naiad moaned, desperately holding back from letting on over the ship’s speakers what she was up to, rutting hard against her hand until she came, sensors whiting out as she overstimulated her body. She let her mind float for a time, ignoring physical space and instead coming down from her high in the strange network space inhabited by multiply-embodied AI. Had Jay been here she would have wanted to go again, but as it stood, she was happy to simply drift, semi-conscious.

Finally, she pulled her attention back to the physical. She poked at Jay’s ship, giving a quick “I love you, babe,” over the speakers, barely waiting to see her blush before returning her focus to the body lying in their bed, still rubbing away, as she’d left it. She winced at the feedback from her poor, abused clit, pulling her hand away, and looked over at the magazine next to her on the bed. So, Jay was into robots as well as androids, hmm? Perhaps a second surprise was in order.

She tried to pull up a connection to the internet, frowning when nothing happened. Jay really wasn’t kidding, the relays for the frontier sectors were terrible, sub-FTL garbage. Instead, she bounced off across her own network of bodies, finding a N.A.I.A.D.-4 near the system she wanted, an industrial sector where a friend of hers sold bodies for the more adventurous artificial intelligences of the universe. Back at Ceres, she cracked a smile at her cleverness, and set to browsing the catalogue.

Naiad wasn’t used to feeling nervous.

Nervous wasn’t a common emotion for androids, even less so for the multiply-embodied like her. They were typically in control of everything, having brains far faster than most biological species. The only time she could think of feeling nervous before was when she’d forgotten to come up with a name to introduce herself as to Jay, awkwardly dropping “Nadia” on the spot, and fearing that her whole plan would fall apart due to her mistake. No other experience before could really qualify as nervous.

Today just had to work.

She sat on the bed, naked except for some incredibly skimpy lingerie she’d picked up. She knew Jay couldn’t resist frills and lace, her attraction to girly things legendary. She hoped her girlfriend would jump her the second she walked in, not bothering to put anything away, especially not in the bedroom closet.

The sound of the door opening and Jay’s happy gasp at seeing the state of the house was music to Naiad’s ears, proud of the work she’d done to make everything perfect for her. She put on the cutest, girliest expression she could and waited, trying to follow Jay’s progress through the house by the sound of her footsteps. Not that it took very long for Jay to find her of course, coming bursting into the bedroom only a few minutes after she got home.

“Hey gorgeous, I’m-” Jay’s voice caught in her throat at the sight of Naiad on the bed. To her credit, she recovered gracefully, tossing her bag aside with a chuckle. “You miss me that much, beautiful?” she said with an casual smile, the reddening of her cheeks giving away how very not casual she was feeling.

“A little, I guess.” Her eyes dropped to the growing bulge in Jay’s jeans. “Not as much as you did, apparently.”

Jay’s smile broke almost immediately, turning to a needy pout. “Yeah, well... I did.” she finished quietly. She turned towards the closet, starting to take off her flannel.

“H-Hurry up and fuck me?” Naiad blurted out, failing to contain her nerves and coming off far more needy than she intended.

Jay seemed to forget about taking her shirt off completely, turning to face Naiad with a renewed grin on her face. She stepped forward confidently, leaning down over Naiad and taking her face in her hands. “Of course, princess,” she whispered, pulling her into a kiss.

One of the things about Jay that still shocked Naiad every time they touched was just how powerful she really was. More than two decades as a mechanic, from helping out at her parents shop to formal training to running her own place on Ceres station, had sculpted Jay’s body perfectly, every inch solid and strong and gorgeous. She pushed Naiad onto the bed easily, climbing over her and deepening the kiss, reaching down to push her panties down her legs. Naiad giggled at Jay’s attempt at dominance, gently reaching down to caress her bulge and watching her gasp and fall apart at the slight touch. She was so cute when she thought she could top, bravado giving way to needy whining.

A soft push downwards had Jay falling over herself to obey, dipping her head down to kiss Naiad’s thighs. She’d never get tired of the way Jay went down on her, worshipping at her thighs and cunt like she’d never seen anything so incredible. Feeling Jay’s tongue enter her, she rewarded her love, turning up the power coursing through her pussy and giving her a shock. Jay responded with a powerful moan, thrusting her hips against the bed. It was probably about time to give the poor girl what she’d planned for her.

Naiad turned her attention to a different body, stretched her four new arms, and walked out quietly from the closet. Onyx plates, trimmed and filigreed in gold, shone in the light. Her head was mostly featureless, aside from two aerials affixed where ears would be, rounded and (she hoped) cute. The shape resembled the wings of a N.A.I.A.D. Class ship, a touch she thought would be appreciated.

The filigree on her rounded chest plates drew swirly, lacy patterns, several tight concentric rings where nipples would be on a human. All four arms were slightly too big, betraying the fact that she’d had the stock parts replaced with much, much stronger ones in hopes of finally overpowering her girlfriend tonight. Between her legs, more filigree, in the shape of lacy panties, an effect only slightly ruined by the massive psuedo-cock sticking out from her groin. It was smooth and hard, with a jutting ridge for a head, and she’d picked out a few extra features. Behind her swung a thick, solid tail, for balance’s sake.

Putting a hand on Jay’s head to keep her steady, Naiad cooed at her lover. Gently, she reached down with her new body, at first simply groping Jay’s ass through her jeans, then lifting Jay’s legs off the bed with two arms and undoing her belt with the other. Predictably, Jay grunted in surprise, her eyes going wide, looking up the Naiad in front of her, who smiled.

“It’s only me,” Naiad said from behind her. “Relax, Just a new body. Let me take care of you. You’ll see me soon.” She tugged Jay’s pants off, then her underwear, leaving her half naked. She released Jay’s head, letting her new body lift her up, stroking her cock to attention. Lining Jay up with herself, she gave a steady pressure forward, sending Jay falling into Naiad’s pussy. She seized up, seemingly barely holding back an orgasm as Naiad moaned into her ear. Rubbing her new cock against the toned, perfect ass in front of her, she let out a squirt of lube, getting herself nice and slick for her girlfriend.

Jay rocked back as the fake cock prodded at her entrance. As Naiad entered her, she let out more lube, giving Jay plenty to get accustomed to the feeling of being penetrated. Four hands landed on Jay’s hip, two strong and metallic, two soft and gentle, guiding her as she rocked forward and back, stimulating both of her lover’s bodies. Before long Jay hardly needed the assistance, taking to riding her girlfriend’s cock like a pro, the head running past her prostate with each thrust.

“I-I’m... Not gonna last long like this,” she grunted out, bottoming out in Naiad before being pulled back onto Naiad’s cock.

“As long as you don’t stop, I don’t care when you cum,” Naiad whispered back, tilting her android body forward to take one of Jay’s nipples into her mouth, turning the power up more and crying out at the violent buck of her hips that accompanied the shock. With one of the spare hands on her new body, she groped aggressively at Jay’s other breast. She kept teasing, watching Jay grow jerkier and more desperate, hurtling towards her orgasm.

Deciding to speed her along, Naiad’s newer body tilted Jay’s head back, finally letting her take in the full beauty of what she’d done. Jay’s arms shot upwards, grabbing onto Naiad’s aerials and planting a kiss directly in the middle of her face, finally releasing as she did so, filling Naiad’s pussy and squirting cum across their thighs.

Jay fell forward, shuddering violently against Naiad, sandwiched between her girlfriend’s two bodies. Naiad didn’t stop thrusting, leaning down to get a better angle and slowing her pace while Jay recovered. From beneath Jay’s shaking body, She moaned, pulling her love into a deep kiss and squeezing down hard on the overstimulated cock still inside her, not letting Jay soften for a moment.

After a barely a minute, Jay started thrusting again, moaning meaningless gibberish into Naiad’s mouth as she did. Naiad giggled softly, watching her girlfriend desperately fuck her, getting more and more overstimulated by the second. She really was devoted, desperate to follow Naiad’s orders even when she barely could. Rather than let her keep trying, she pulled back with her larger body, tugging Jay off of her and easily spinning her around in her arms, leaving her lying against Naiad’s original body.

Not letting the poor mechanic completely off the hook, Naiad pushed back inside of her, taking her from the front. With her old body she reached around, stroking at Jay’s still twitching cock, groaning at the pleasure coming from her new body. She could feel Jay pulsing in her hand, feel her tightening around her, feel her cum running out of her cunt, it was almost too much for her. There was one last thing to try though, one last thing her poor, sweet girl to last through before she’d be allowed to rest.

With a particularly hard thrust, Naiad drove deep inside of Jay, hilting herself in Jay’s ass. She grinned, feeling the extra feature she’d had put on her new cock spring to life, a spot near the base slowly beginning to swell up. She continued thrusting, all the way to the base each time, letting her growing knot stretch Jay wider and wider, making each thrust harder than the last until soon it filled completely, locking inside of her. Jay’s cock spasmed in her hand, and as Naiad started to thrust again, her knot rubbing inside of her, she came again, pathetically, cum leaking out onto Naiad’s hand with a whimper.

Seeing Jay so utterly broken down for her, so hopelessly overstimulated, was the final straw, pushing Naiad over the edge with her. From behind, she pulled Jay into a kiss, dominating her tongue easily. Her orgasm ripped through both of her bodies, Jay’s cum gushing out of her cunt as she squeezed down on nothing and faux-cum shooting out of her cock, filling Jay up, not losing a drop with the knot still firmly trapped inside of her.

Moving gently, she deflated her knot, using both of her bodies to clean Jay up and tuck her under the sheets. She assumed Jay would be asleep in moments, but instead, she got a final surprise.

“I... Wanna watch you fuck yourself.”

Well, who was she to deny her love. She threw herself down on the bed next to Jay, where she could easily turn sideways to kiss her, and mounted herself, the fake cock sliding easily into her cum-slick pussy. She giggled as Jay started to grope at her, pulling her into a kiss as she started to piston her hips, rocking forward to meet her own thrusts and smiled to herself. Her life really was the best.

#terato #exophilia #monster girlfriend #robot #monster Wlw #OC - Naiad & Jay

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hoedameron · 3 years

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because i didn’t make any more gifs of the tfatws finale, have a thor gif i made to test new colorings <3 i love the absolute VIBRANCE of it like it brings out the richness of taika’s vision. i felt like a true marvel gif maker with this coloring :3c

one question for serious content creators: how the hell do you do it? how do y’all download the episode at lightning speed, get the clips/screencaps you want, then go into photoshop and whip a gifset in RECORD time?? i am just at AWE at y’all’s swiftness and practiced ease it’s something so remarkable....do y’all just have really good wifi and have paid photoshop...because i’m sitting here with silly wifi and a cracked ps who want me??

though i knew there might be like...a lot of people wanting to gif a lot of these scenes i knew would do numbers, i decided to toss my hat into the ring; put my cake in the cake walk with my version of the scene. after it was finished downloading, i got the clip, then opened photoshop which takes like TWO MINUTES TO OPEN i love cracked ps <3 then got to work. luckily i actually perfected my sharpening atn and it’s easy to use and it’s such a relief! also do not persecute me but lean in sweeties....it may be like wearing white after labor day but i used the same coloring i did with my bucky vs. lucky cat 😳 of course i tweaked it a bit because it was a brighter scene pero yes, you heard it here FIRST! a bitch is a psd repeater idk if something is good, why change it up when you are under a time crunch?? like i said, i also didn’t want to bother too much with the coloring because i wanted to churn it out as quickly as possible because it was already outside the window that i liked (an hour after the episode aired).

another question for content creators: how do y’all sacrifice sleep? i stayed up until 5:30 AM because i was too riled up :/ i only have less than 2 hours of sleep because i woke up at like 8:02 AM and was like...guess i’m up! yesterday morning was just all types of just....wrecking my sleep schedule for a gifset scream AND IT WAS JUST ONE! y’all be making more than one HOW i do not understand. my photoshop was STRUGGLING to close, breathing so heavy and chrome was like GIRLY i cannot open because SOMEBODY is taking up too much of the memory -_- like they were FIGHTING to function, one to close and one to open...it was just a MESS. i really do think i have to invest in actual ps...that sucks like i am in shambles.

okay, so, the caption. can i just say that i actually was like...OKAY! my original caption, the caption that automatically came to mind when i first saw bucky with sarah’s kids is “uncle bucky” i was like that is SUCH a cute and funny caption i want to use it. then...and i really don’t like the reason why i backed away from it but i did back away from it because i did not want to have any flame from shippers. i do not personally ship anything from marvel at all (maybe like one pero still it’s not like i’m gonna cry if it doesn’t happen lol) pero like shippers just scare me. i didn’t want people in the tags being like “uncle?? who you calling uncle?? 🤬” which is SO silly to think but i did </3 so i went with what was in the script and i think it did the job :) then funny enough, there is a more popular gifset where op does use the caption “uncle bucky” so me backing out on using that caption may have been for the best, y’know? so it doesn’t look like i was stealing WHICH AGAIN silly to think because it’s just free real estate! op doesn’t own that phrase and isn’t the only person who views bucky as an uncle to aj and cass since that was my immediate thought....anyways IT’S ALL SMOOTHED OUT!

yes, i did run into the same problem as my prodigal son gifset where i couldn’t find my gifset in the tag. then i was like...i am EXHAUSTED, it is FOUR AM, i am not FIT for this kind of content creator lifestyle of being the first to “report”...i will leave this once again in God’s hands...and y’all really came through and i cannot thank y’all enough!! i almost got emotional because i was like...when i went to bed, i was really preparing myself to only get 200 notes and i was satisfied with that number. it may seem cheesy or idk if it sounds performative idk pero i am being so damn genuine when i say that every interaction with my content means the absolute WORLD to me. every reblog and reply is like a patch on a quilt that i go back to in order to remind myself that there are people who really like my content. i do have problems with that and i am definitely working on being proud of my work so MWAHHH making edible arrangements for everyone <3

#haven't had the time to go through the notes of that gifset to read the tags but i will after this!!#that is always my favorite part of content creating....it's to see y'all's thoughts on the gifset :3

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[Miraculous Ladybug]: It’s All Hype!

congrats this story is officially getting out of my control and turning into crack. i hope that’s not a bad thing ^^;

[Day 3: Explosive] [Day 5: Right Hook]

Link to Archive of Our Own: [AO3]

Title: It’s All Hype! Pairings: Ladynoir (Ladybug x Chat Noir), Adrienette (Adrien x Marinette) Summary: Alya accidentally gets the Internet in a frenzy after announcing that Ladybug and Chat Noir are dating, but the two heroes are adamant about correcting the error and making sure the world knows that they’re just friends. So Alya proposes a staged public break up to set everything right.

In hindsight, she really underestimated how utterly freaking difficult that would be.

Day 4: Common Interests

After Ladybug had to literally peel Chat Noir away from the shelter after the kittens were cleaned, fed, and given a place to sleep, Alya was about at capacity in terms of excitement and decided to call it a day. Ladybug and Chat Noir typically started their Sunday night patrols at around that time and Alya needed to get home and brainstorm some other gimmick to break those two up that was hopefully immune to their antics.

She stayed up late to upload all of the videos and pictures from the day. While she idly watched all of the gushing comments filter into her computer and fill up her phone with walls of notifications, Alya couldn’t help but review everything she captured.

It wasn’t that she didn’t respect the fact that Ladybug and Chat Noir apparently weren’t a couple. If they said they weren’t, they weren’t, and the reason Alya was even helping them stage this break up in the first place was because she accepted that fact. She respected them as heroes and as people and she was doing her part to help them out.

On the other hand, this whole “not dating” thing made no sense on about fifty different levels.

By all accounts, it just didn’t add up. Sure, obviously, friends were allowed to be close and were allowed to be platonically intimate without it having to mean anything. But Alya was picking up on this energy between them. It was hard to explain and she couldn’t put her finger on what that energy actually was but it was there dammit and there was something else going on she was sure of it. Maybe there had been something between them before they started dating. Or maybe they’d talked about wanting to date and found partners before they could even explore the possibilities. There was a whole section of Ladynoir fanfiction on the Internet that loved to play on those tropes. It wouldn’t be a stretch to assume that there was some truth to that.

There were all of these pictures of Ladybug smiling at Chat Noir while he fed the kittens, of Chat Noir wrapping his arms around Ladybug’s waist while they smiled at the camera phones snapping pics of them, and of the two of them leaning their heads on each other’s shoulders while they watched the kittens play. It was just so sweet and affectionate and proof that there was something brewing underneath the surface.

Alya bit her lip, stared at her cellphone sitting on her desk, and decided that Marinette probably wasn’t going to bed anytime soon if there was no school tomorrow.

She FaceTimed her and was met with an annoyed looking Marinette sitting at her desk with the lamp shining on her face. “ It is three in the goddamn morning, Alya .”

“You’re awake too!”

Marinette held up her sketchbook. “ I’m sketching out winter break projects. What are you doing? ”

Alya leaned back in her desk chair and propped her feet on the desk. “So I’ve got this question, right….”

“ I’m afraid to ask….”

“What are your opinions on the possibility that Ladybug and Chat Noir are dating?”

Marinette snorted, not looking up from her sketch. “ They’re not .”

Alya scowled. “Don’t you start with your cynicism, you kill joy. I’m being serious!”

“ So am I, ” Marinette said, maintaining the calm that was only possible after having suffered through this exact conversation no less than seventeen times. “ I don’t know why you freaked out and suggested they were dating on the Ladyblog. They’re obviously not. ”

“How are they obviously not dating?” Alya argued. “They look coupley literally 99 percent of the time. It’s ridiculous.”

“ They’re friends Alya. And partners who have to entrust their lives to one another. I’d be worried if they weren’t close.”

“Nah, girlie. I’m telling you. There’s something up. Can you keep a secret?”

Marinette smirked. “ Who am I going to tell? ”

“Fair point. So after I posted that picture of them on the roof the other day, Ladybug and Chat Noir came up to me asking me to take down the post because they’re dating other people!”

Marinette looked on either side of her. “....and?”

Alya sputtered. “ And!? What do you mean and? They’re dating other people and not each other! Is that not the most insane and improbable thing you’ve ever heard?”

“ No, it’s not?” Marinette insisted. “ Look, stop trying to ship those two so hard. You’re going to give yourself a migraine. If they’re dating other people, then they’re dating other people.”

“But what if they’re not?” Alya grinned. “What if they’re secretly dating each other but they don’t want the world to know about it yet so they’re pretending they’re uncomfortable with the situation by saying they’re actually dating other people when they’re really not.”

“ ....or they’re really dating other people.”

Alya sighed. “Marinette, you’re no fun.”

“ Listen. We’re close and affectionate and hang off of each other all the time, don’t we? But I’m still dating Adrien and you and I are just friends.”

“That’s different, Marinette. You and Adrien are literally soulmates. Plus you and I don’t have the thing that Ladybug and Chat Noir have. Oh my God, what if the people they’re dating are actually their own alter egos? What if Ladybug and Chat Noir are actually dating each other but as civilians, and they just don’t know it!?”

“ Are you listening to yourself? Do you know how downright unlikely that is?”

Alya grumbled. “Yeah, okay, fine, that’s a stretch I’ll admit. Ugh, this is so annoying! Did you know that I spent all day today trying to fake a break up for the two of them just to smooth out all of these dating rumors I accidentally started? Did you know that I spent a whole day trying and was unsuccessful? It’s because they’re not meant to break up, Marinette! They’re perfect for each other.”

Marinette smiled sweetly into the camera. “ Save it for your Ladynoir fanfiction, my dear.”

“You’re no help,” Alya pouted. “Can you at least help me break these two up?”

“ Not my expertise, if I’m being honest.”

“Well, what would be a viable reason for two people to want to break up?”

Marinette shrugged and set her sketch book down. “ I dunno. I mean there’s plenty of reasons. They drift apart, the timing was wrong, they don’t have common interests, their personalities conflict — “

“Waitwaitwait,” Alya interrupted. “What was that last one?”

“ Different personalities?”

“Before that.”

“ Not having any common interests?”

“Yes! That’s it!” Alya said. “That’s the angle! Thanks, babe, you’re literally a superstar.”

“ What the heck are you planning now?”

“Nothing you have to worry your gorgeous little head over,” Alya assured, grabbing a notepad from her desk and quickly jotting a few ideas down. “If it’s successful, you’ll be reading about it in the Ladyblog tomorrow.”

At noon sharp, Alya grabbed her bike and rode over to the Champs-Élysées and found Ladybug and Chat Noir sitting on top of the Arc de Triomphe, kicking their legs as they hung off the edge. Ladybug waved at her as she chained her bike to a nearby bike rack and dropped her yoyo down so that Alya could hitch a ride and sit on top with them.

“Holy hell,” Alya whistled as she looked at the view of the busy avenue below them. “I keep forgetting that you guys just casually hang out on top of buildings and bridges and junk.”

“Perks of being a superhero: you don’t get charged with loitering on top of national monuments,” Ladybug grinned.

Chat Noir was holding his baton up to his ear and listening to what sounded like voices speaking through a thick haze of static. “Uh, it sounds like there’s a purse snatching happening in the 12th arrondissement. The cops are already after the guy though. Worth it?”

“If the cops are after him already, I don’t think they need us,” Ladybug reasoned. “Besides, the 12th arrondissement is too far away.”

“Kay kay,” Chat Noir nodded. “It’s a pretty slow day this morning. It’s just them talking for the most part. Nothing too crazy.”

Alya frowned. “Are you two listening to police scanners?”

Chat Noir perked up. “Cool, right? I’m telling you our weapons are capable of some really cool stuff. We spent an entire day just playing around with them and figuring out what they do.”

“Hawkmoth sometimes goes into these really random periods where he’s very quiet,” Ladybug explained. “So if the two of us happen to be hanging out with nothing to do, we’ll tune into police scanners and see if we can help people out. We dealt with a robbery we overheard on the scanners this morning when we were on our way here. Not as complicated as dealing with an akuma but we try to help wherever we can.”

“Sure I’m not bothering you guys?”

“Oh no way,” Chat Noir waved off, clicking a button on his baton and slipping it back into his belt. “We were just waiting for you to get here. We’re all yours.”

“You seem eager,” Alya snorted. “That excited to break up with Ladybug?”

“Yesterday was oddly entertaining,” Ladybug said. “It was like one long fail compilation. You kind of have to admire that.”

“That’s hardly my fault!” Alya defended. “You two are impossible to break up. All of those videos and pictures that I posted yesterday? It just made people ship you more. It’s like you guys are physically incapable of looking like anything other than a couple.”

“Hey, that’s not true,” Chat Noir defended. “You should see her when I tell puns. She wants nothing to do with me! It’s because she’s a pun hater.”

“I’m not a pun hater. I just think your puns are terrible.”

“That’s so rude I can’t even believe this!”

Ladybug ignored him. “Look, trust me, we totally get where the confusion comes in. But this is just how we are. It’s not our faults that people read into it.”

“I’m just in shock because you two have the deepest friendship I’ve ever seen in my life. And I’m talking as someone who loves the crap out of her best friend. Don’t you guys disagree on anything?”

“I mean of course we do,” Chat Noir explained. “Especially in the heat of the battle, the two of us have different approaches and different ways of doing things. But if we’re just talking normal stuff, there’s not much we don’t see eye to eye on.”

“You know, if we could find something that the two of you didn’t see eye to eye on, that might be a good angle for us to break you guys up,” Alya reasoned. “Sort of like something that would be a deal breaker for either of you. Like if my future partner ever told me that they didn’t like chocolate, that’s grounds for a divorce.”

“Ooooh! Do you think we have deal breakers?” Chat Noir asked, turning to Ladybug.

“Not sure. We tend to not talk too much about our personal lives. Gotta keep the identities secret, you know?”

“Eh, deal breakers don’t have to be super serious,” Alya shrugged. “There was a couple in my school who broke up because one of them didn’t like cats and it was the most dramatic thing I’ve seen in my life. Like if you two broke up over something like that, I’d totally buy it.”

Chat Noir glared at Ladybug. “Please tell me you like cats.”

“I sat with you gushing over those kittens for two hours yesterday, Chat. What do you think?”

He nodded carefully. “Just checking.”

“Listen, there’s some prime footage of you two out there bickering about puns of all things. It was about the only time I’ve ever seen you two look like you were genuinely annoyed at each other. Obviously it was harmless, but if we can present it as evidence of you two clearly being incompatible, I can totally spin that in our favor and get everyone buzzing over a potential break up.”

Ladybug turned to Chat Noir. “Is there anything that we don’t agree on?”

“I can’t think of anything, but to be honest, I don’t think we’ve ever had the opportunity to figure out all of our common interests. Or uncommon interests as it were.”

Ladybug snapped her fingers. “Oh! Food discourse usually starts big fights!”

“Is that enough to warrant a break up?” Chat Noir asked.

Alya shrugged. “At this point, anything is possible with the two of you. I have no doubt the two of you would get into a petty shouting match over something stupid like salt and vinegar chips.”

“Oh those are gross,” Chat Noir said shaking his head.

Ladybug shrugged. “Eh. Don’t love them, don’t hate them. Definitely not my first chip flavor of choice though.”

“Oh. Do you like pineapples on pizza?” Chat Noir asked.

“Oh of course.”

“Oh thank goodness, same.”

“What about olives?” Ladybug asked.

“Indifferent. I never really liked them when I was a kid but I’ll eat them now.”

“I like them, but not enough to kill someone over, you know?”

“No doubt, no doubt.”

“You guys are disgusting,” Alya said wrinkling her nose. “Like, leave alone the fact that you guys are being nauseating just because you’re still agreeing with each other on everything: salt and vinegar chips are amazing, pineapple pizza is an abomination, and olives are literally so effing delicious. God you guys are just like my friend Marinette. Totally disgusting it’s a miracle I still hang out with her.”

Ladybug laughed. “Fine then you come up with something.”

“Do you guys like mayonnaise?”

“Oh absolutely not,” Ladybug winced. “It’s such a weird taste and smell. Whenever they put it on sandwiches I want to vomit.”

“I get that, but it’s because you’re having plain mayonnaise,” Chat Noir explained. “You have to get the fancy mayo.”

“What the heck is fancy mayo?”

“You know, like chipotle mayo? Or balsamic mayo? Much better taste. Makes your sandwiches fancy.”

“What about chocolate with nuts?” Alya asked

“Yes!” Chat Noir cheered. “With almonds!”

“Perfect blend of sweet and salty, plus it diversifies the texture of the chocolate,” Ladybug said.

Alya raised a brow. “Yeah okay, Gordon Ramsay.”

“Coffee?” Chat Noir asked.

“I literally subsist off of it,” Ladybug said. “I love the stuff.”

“Same,” agreed Alya. “There was one time I woke up and we were out of coffee beans and I legit started tearing up right in front of my coffee pressor.”

Chat Noir blinked. “Okay, you two need an intervention. But yeah, I’ll give you that. Coffee’s great.”

“Tea,” Alya tried.

“I like it,” Ladybug smiled.

“Same,” Chat Noir agreed.

“God, you two are making this really freaking difficult,” Alya complained. “What about eggs?”

Chat Noir made a disgusted sound and shook his head. “No way. Won’t eat them.”

Alya was waiting for an agreement from Ladybug, but instead watched in amusement when Ladybug very slowly turned her head to Chat Noir and narrowed her eyes at him. “Excuse me?”

“Eggs? Yeah they’re gross. I never eat them.”

Ladybug backed away from Chat Noir until she was leaning against Alya. “Who doesn’t like eggs? It’s such a versatile breakfast food and you can put it into so many things.”

“I don’t have eggs for breakfast,” Chat Noir said.

“So what the hell do you eat for breakfast?!”

“Cereals?” he said as if the answer were obvious to everyone else listening. “Fruits. Pancakes. Toast with spreads. Literally a bunch of other things that don’t involve eggs.”

“This is literally the worst thing you’ve ever said to me,” Ladybug shot back. “What is your issue with eggs?”

“They’re bland! They taste like nothing and they have this weird texture.”

“You season them! Eggs aren’t bland, you’re just eating them wrong. You always season eggs! And what do you mean they have a weird texture? They’re fluffy! There’s nothing weird about fluffiness.”

“Eggs aren’t fluffy. I don’t understand that comparison. Cotton candy is fluffy. Bunnies are fluffy. Eggs are not fluffy.”

Alya bit down on her bottom lip and tried to contain her laughter while she surreptitiously lifted her cell phone and started recording.

“I don’t understand how you can totally discount eggs in their entirety. There are about a dozen different ways you can enjoy eggs by themselves, and that’s not even counting all the dishes that you can find eggs in. Soft boiled, hard boiled, poached, sunny side up, omelets, scrambled — ”

“Oh scrambled is the worst!” Chat Noir argued.

“What is even coming out of your mouth? How are scrambled eggs worse?”

“Let’s be real, it’s basically a botched omelet. Second of all, it’s just pieces of cooked egg thrown on a plate and called breakfast. Plus it’s always dry and rubbery.”

“You have been eating scrambled eggs all wrong. If they’re dry and rubbery that means they’re overcooked.”

“I don’t like runny eggs! They make me sick to my stomach!”

“You can make fully cooked scrambled eggs without making them runny! Do you not watch any cooking shows or look up recipes?”

“No, because I love myself and know how to stay away from ridiculous foods like eggs.”

Ladybug gasped and placed a hand on her chest. “That’s is deplorable,” she whispered. “You’re deplorable. This whole conversation is a huge seven car pile up that’s spontaneously caught on fire.”

“Over eggs. Really?”

“Yes really! I can’t even believe we’re having this discussion right now.”

Chat Noir lifted his hands. “Listen, you can talk on and on about this all you want, but you are never convincing me that eggs taste good. I don’t care how you cook them or how you prepare them. I’m not going to like them.”

Ladybug held out her hand. “Is that a bet?”

“What are you even talking about?”

“Is that a bet? If I can get you to like an egg dish you owe me ten euros.”

Chat Noir scoffed and shook her hand. “Please, twenty euros says you won’t change my mind.”

Ladybug puffed out her cheeks. “You disgust me.”

Chat Noir reached into the pocket of his suit and pulled out a crisp note, waving it tauntingly in front of Ladybug’s face. “You’re never getting this. Ever. Not in a million years. You can’t convince me.”

“Oh, that’s it!” Ladybug stood up from her seat and pulled out her yoyo. “Pack up your things everyone, we’re grabbing brunch.”

Alya snickered. “You’re not serious….”

“Deathly serious,” Ladybug announced. “Come on. You’re riding with me. And we’re going to the nearest diner and we’re ordering eggs .”

Chat Noir puffed out his chest. “I won’t eat them!”

“Oh yes you will,” Ladybug said. “You’re going to get your ass kicked by the flavor of the eggs I’m about to order for you.”

Alya kept filming during the whole journey to a small diner located only a few blocks away from their school. It was rather funny, because she didn’t think that anyone was ever expecting to see two disgruntled superheroes — charged with defending the lives of Paris — arguing over something as petty as eggs and seating themselves down at their own table while brushing past one of the waiters who attempted to cut into the argument. Ladybug was angrily drinking her water, Chat Noir was glaring at the brunch menu, and Alya was happily filming all of this, ecstatic that she had finally found something to make these two look like they were one disagreement away from a full on war.

Ladybug was very adamant in being read off every single egg dish that the diner offered and finally settled with something that she was positive Chat Noir would like: scrambled eggs cooked in butter and creme fraiche, served on top of whole wheat toast sprinkled with tomato chunks and chives. Admittedly, when it finally arrived at the table, it looked a million times better than any scrambled eggs Alya had ever tried to cook over the stove. She surreptitiously dug into her own plate of scrambled eggs and kept the camera rolling while Chat Noir stared skeptically at the plate in front of him.

“It looks like mush,” he complained.

Ladybug spoke through the mouthful of eggs she’d already started eating. “Just try it, you baby. It’s good. Because all eggs are good. Because I know exactly what I’m talking about.”

“The only thing good on this plate right now, to be totally honest, is the toast.”

“You’re the actual worst!” Ladybug complained. “Just eat the eggs. We have a bet to settle.”

Chat Noir rolled his eyes, picked up his fork, and make a huge show of taking a huge bite of the eggs and savoring the taste before he swallowed. He stayed sitting in his seat, rolling his tongue around in his mouth, and staring down at the rest of the food left on his plate. Ladybug stared at him expectantly and kicked him under the table to speed up his response. “Well? They’re good aren’t they?”

“I’ll admit,” Chat Noir decided. “These are the best scrambled eggs I’ve ever had.”

Ladybug started beaming. “Yes!!”

“But!” he clarified, lifting a finger. “I still don’t like them.”

Ladybug slammed her fork on the table. “You just said they were delicious!”

“I didn’t say they were delicious. I said they were the best I’ve ever had. That doesn’t mean I like them. Just that all the scrambled eggs I’ve had before this have been terrible.”

“You monster,” she said in awe. “Literally the best eggs in all of Paris and you’re going to sit here and tell me you didn’t like them.”

“I don’t like eggs, Ladybug!” he insisted once more. “I don’t know what else you want me to tell you other than the fact that you officially owe me twenty euros.”

“You only said you don’t like them so that I could pay you!”

“The fact that you think I would do that is insulting. I’m giving you my honest opinion that I still don’t like eggs.” He used his knife to scrape the eggs onto Alya’s plate and calmly bit into his toast.

“I’m cancelling you,” Ladybug muttered. “Blocked. Reported.”

Alya chuckled at the scene in front of her and finally ended the recording, pulling up her blog and making a new post for the video she was about to upload. “Well, would you look at that,” she said to herself. “Guess Marinette was right.”

#miraculous ladybug #ladynoirjuly2k17 #ladynoir #ladybug #chat noir #marinette dupain-cheng #adrien agreste #ladynoir fanfiction #miraculous ladybug fanfiction #my writing #its all hype

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sambart93 · 7 years

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2017.05.16 Dansui Stage Review!

I went to see this a few weeks ago and I was pretty excited to see it because of the dorama; it was a decent dorama and I enjoyed all the characters. Also who doesn’t want to drool at about 20 almost naked men for 2 hours?

Official Website here Dorama Official Site here Official Twitter here Press Coverage 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 Videos 1, 2, 3 PreOrder DVD/BR here, here, here and here Order Dorama DVD/BR here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here Order the Soundtrack CD here and here

Cast and Characters

Matsuda Ryo as Shuhei Miyazaki Shuuto as Daiki Anzai Shintarou as Reo Akazawa Tomoru (aka Tomorun) akazaas Harumi Sato Hisanori as Yuuta Ozawa Ren (aka RenRen) as Mitsuki Kuroba Mario as Homare Ikeoka Ryousuke (aka IkeP) as Ichitora Kaminaga Keisuke as Daniel Saitou Kyouhei as Masaki Nasuda Yuudai as Eisuke Tsukayama Hisanao as Ichiro Sakurai Keisuke as Jirou Kamimura Kaisei as Shintarou Moro Moroaka as Shinichiro Hirose Tomoki as Ryouya

NON-SPOILER REVIEW:

Overall: This was a huge disappointment. The stage is essentially the entire dorama put into one two-hour segment with the last 15 minutes or so barely continuing from where the dorama finale ended. I went into the stage expecting it to be a continuation of the story, but I was completely wrong. It got about 20minutes into the stage when I realised ‘his isn’t just a big flashback opening, they’re actually doing ALL the scenes from the dorama again!’ and so once I realised that.... I was very bored. And disappointed. The saving grace of this stage is that we get more scenes from the competitor team (Ryuuhou) so more character development for them and the other saving grace were the comedy scenes because they were hilarious. For the best viewing experience either watch the drama or watch the stage but don’t watch both. Especially when one was free to watch and one cost me 8000yen -__- Rating: 4/10. Excluding my personal feeling and rating purely on the stage itself then I’d give it a 7/10.

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Now onto the spoiler section! I’ll try and stay as positive as possible.

SPOILER REVIEW:

Okay quickie negatives out the way first! As already stated in my overall review, I was disappointed in this stage. If you’ve seen the dorama then don’t bother with the stage. Same with if you’ve seen the stage then don’t bother with the dorama. It’s the EXACT same. I was bored for most of it because I’d already scene the dorama. I went in with the expectation of ‘yeah the dorama ended on a cliff hanger and we’re going to get this amazing 2 hour ending and we might even reach nationals at the end!’ but no. Nadda. Nothing. Just one BIG 2 hour recap of the dorama on stage -__- It’s just a rerun of the dorama with some extra scenes and so continuation right at the very end. Seriously only the last 15-20minutes go PAST the dorama so I was annoyed and by that point I was so bored I didn’t really pay attention as to whether it continued or not. Isn’t that what the stage was supposed to be? Seeing the swimming results and doing kantou finals or national finals? Was I the only one assuming this? I don’t understand (other than it being a money maker and giving the other school a bit more ‘screen’/stage time and development) why they chose to just redo the entire dorama on stage... we all watched the stage for free on television, I don’t want to pay another 8000yen a ticket to resee that when I was under the assumption I was paying for a decent finale and resolution and possible nationals beginning! -__- I’m pissed, safe to say. AND they ‘reacted’ the flashback scene from when Shuhei, Daiki and Reo were in Middle school SO many times... with the stage and dorama flashbacks of this combined, I'm SO bored and over it. Lastly: I’ll tell you a surprise disappointment I had: Hirose! I was freaking in LOVE with his character in the dorama but for some reason in this stage A. his stage time was ridiculously small, like ten minutes(!!!) and B. he was super super pissy and moody in the stage version. I hated him in the stage! Where’s my sexy, mysterious, logically-mean but supportive Ryouya at?!

MOVING ON TO THE POSITIVE!

I had a really good seat though! I was SMACK in the middle so I had center view which was perfect!

I enjoyed Anzai’s character Reo a lot more in the stage compared to the dorama. I feel we got to see more from his side and he seemed a lot softer in the stage version.

Of course Tomorun as Harumi was freaking adorable! I love how he’s in love with Shuhei and how protective he is when people like RenRen go towards Shuhei, and he tries to pull Shuhei and Daiki away from them xD I also liked the little extra scene we got of him being bullied and called girly and how he’s happy he could be the manager. Tomorun’s Harumi is probably my second favourite character has was always my second/third favourite the entire series/drama/stage.

Kamimura Kaisei is the one guy who caught my eye even in the dorama! He’s a cute character and the stage time he got too made me happy xD I’ve been told he’s completely different in real life though,like a little devil I believe I heard xD

I liked the three ensemble kids they cast to be the young versions of Shuhei, Daiki and Reo and I liked that during the flashback scenes they’d have all six of them onstage and like mirroring each others actions. It was cool.

Also ensemble did an amazing job in general. A lot of stunts for they had to do and during the swimming scenes they might use fabric land creative waves with them and there was also a lot of dancing from them which for the most part was really good. HOWEVER I did spot ONE ensemble cast guy who wasn’t putting as much energy into the dances and you could (if you’e good at spotting these kinds of things) see the lack of energy and powering his dancing compared to the other ensemble around him. It was personally distracting and annoying for me and I just wanted to yell ‘why you not matching your crew?! You must put the same height, the same power, the same exaggeration into your moments!’ I’m not even a dancer yet I really noticed the difference in his performance.

Speaking of stunts the main cast to did a great job with the stunts they had like jumping off boards.

Now to the COMEDY! They had a lot of comedy scenes which were very good. This seriously was the savior of the entire stage for me:

Some comedy scenes were like the re-occurrence of Kaminaga/Daniel constantly getting hit with slippers and hands and stuff especially from Harumi and Ichitora/IkeP. I giggled a lot every time. Sometimes it sounded like he was honestly going to have bruises around his head by the end.

I loved whenever Daniel and Ichitora met. Especially the first time because it’s when Ichitora overhears Daniel claiming he’s good with girls and Ichitora just goes all tiger mood (as his name does mean ‘First Tiger’ xD) on him and growling. Daniel is quietly talking to the guys from Ryuhou while Ichitora is growling, and walking off /on stage about 10 times before Daniel notices him and Ichitora tries to be normal again. I’m not doing the scene justice but it was VERY funny. Especially because on the other side of the stage Shuhei and co. are having a serious discussion and they’re suppose to be the center of that scene but I was way too busy looking at the hilarity in the background between Daniel and Ichitora xD Quite a few of us were laughing hard and over the boys serious talk xD

Also Ichitora had a habit of not getting Daniel’s name quite right. Every time, whatever name he would yell out that was suppose to be Daniel was hilarious.

The day I went, I think IkeP got thrown off his chair. Looking at the Dress Rehearsal videos he is supposed to get knocked over and out of his chair, BUT the show I saw, he kind of went across the stage a little and RenRen paused before apologising. Ike just looked at him and laughed at himself. Also after he got up he started rubbing him arm and leg. So maybe they over did it by accident that show.

I enjoyed the fall over scenes they had. One scene is where the Ryuuhou team fell over in like disbelief and Ichitora fell onto Homare and then because they were going up stairs when this happened, one of the guys failed falling onto the steps and ended up going off the stairs and onto the main stage. Everyone was laughing. Don’t worry, the steps were on like 4 or 5 steps high xD

ALSO! After some of the races at the end, Ichitora confessed his love to Mario/Homare at the end!! He was like ‘I love you!’ and Homare is like ‘I don’t love you!’ Homare rejecting him was purely funny! I didn’t even cotton on that chitora liked Homare or was somewhat gay... BUT now I’m on board with him being in love with Homare! *dead*

Also Ike (can you tell I love Ike? Yeah I’m talking about him a lot because I’m Ike bias and the reason why I watched the drama anyway!) during one of the training scenes, the first years fell behind so he told them to do some impersonations. It was the first years on stage while the rest of Ryuuhou were against the wall of the left side door exit. Ike and Mario were literally on the floor laughing. All the Ryuuhou actors were honestly cracking up so hard. Ike was the worst out of them all and he was like ‘nah carry on, keep going’ and Mario is like ‘we HAVE to move on!’ xD I hope on the DVD there’s somewhat a higwari section because that was definitely it.

Oooooo another loveboat/ship I can get onto it RenRen and Ryo aka Mitsuki x Shuhei! Not joking you, Renen grabs and holds Ryo’s hand on at least 3 different occasions! His character is definitely in love with Ryo, just like Tomorun’s character xD

By the way did you follow the Dansui twitter as the show was on? Their photos every damn day were hilarious! Here’s a teaser:

Onto a more shallow topic: I changed my mind on who’s body I like the most! When I first saw all the press pics I decided that Mario had the best body in my opinion. I’m a girl who doesn’t like visible muscles so people like RenRen and Ryo and Shuuto who have visible stomach muscles and such, I don’t like it (I like them! But not so much their bodies xD). I am very much a ‘are they slim? do they have muscles but not obvious ones? Kool that’s my boy!’ and that’s why originally I went in with ‘yes Mario’s body!’ feel. BUT coming out...Before I say who lets just appreciate ALL their bodies okay? xD

Have you guessed who I fell for body-wise?

So the one who caught my eye was:

I am ALL over Anzai’s body! He’s got that stomach where it curves out at the bottom and I like to call that section ‘pudge’ and I freaking LOOOOVE pudge (MakiChan has it too) and it was so cute! I just wanted to grab that tiny little bit of pudge. I think it’s adorable. So Anzai wins the Best Body Award in Dansui for me! Yes I am creepy and weird and need counselling... ANYWAY!

I was thnking of doing a ranking for the Dansui boys but after like IkeP Tomorun, Ryouya, Daniel, Anzai, then I get stuck xD

I think that’s me done for the review. It’s a strange one.

GOODS

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Another review done! Sorry if you were expecting a great review for this one...

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