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kakashisenppai · 9 months

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as always, im sorry for being inactive, im struggling with my mental health since being diagnosted with ptsd so im just reading a lot and not having ideias,,,,,,, but i want to write something so i got to put my brain to focus a little, so heres a -short- roommate!kakashi hc !!! hope you like sz

roommate!kakashi who knows when you wake up in a bad mood.

roommate!kakashi who tries to reassure you, saying you´re gonna have a good day.

roommate!kakashi who sends you texts the whole morning, trying to distract\comfort you when you say you´re gonna have a surprise test.

roommate!kakashi stops by at yout class to give you some chocolate and a hug.

roommate!kakashi who goes home for lunch after class, just to find you crying on the couch.

roommate!kakashi who instantly pulls you tight in his arms.

roommate!kakashi who listen to you, telling him you did poorly on the test.

roommate!kakashi who tries to convice you that i didn´t, and even if you did, i doesn´t matter.

roommate!kakashi who calms you down whispering in your ear.

roommate!kakashi who cooks for you, while you watch him.

roommate!kakashi who doesn´t see how you´re studying is his moviments, watching him in pure trance.

roommate!kakashi who cooks you your favourite dessert as well.

roommate!kakashi who always shows you that hes here for you.

roommate!kakashi who cuddles you on the couch, watching disney movies all afternoon.

roommate!kakashi who lays on your stomach while he reads his icha icha book and you just scroll on your phone, caresing his hair.

roommate!kakashi who wakes up in the middle of the night, you two intertwined on the couch.

roommate!kakashi who carefully lays you on his bed, laying next to you and pulling you as close as possible to him.

roommate!kakashi who kisses your cheek, for another time whispering ´i love you´ quietly to you.

roommate!kakashi who doesn´t notice that you´re actually awake.

roommate!kakashi who falls asleep by your side, not feeling your lips on his nose, neither listening you whispering ´i love you too´ back to him.

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hope you like it!!! sorry for any mistakes, i do not give a second read to it lol.

also, listen to bug like an angel from mitski.

have a good day!!!!!!

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sarcastic-kai · 1 year

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Kakashi Hatake headcannons

I copy and pasted this from my wattpad lol since i havent written in a hot second and I feel bad about it :/

•What he's like in the mornings•

Kakashi isn't a morning person. He hates the feeling of being in a deep, peaceful sleep, then having that ruined by his alarm clock or the sharp, unforgiving rays of the sun.

That being said, he always tries his best to be pleasant for you in the mornings, and he usually doesn't have to try very hard because waking up next to you is always worth waking up.

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You run your fingers through your lover's hair, giggling as the motion only seems to make it more fluffy.

"Darling," you whisper. "It's time to wake up, my love."

A soft grunt leaves Kakashi's lips before he shifts defiantly and rolls to face away from you.

Rolling your eyes, you huff with irritation. Every single morning it seems to be the same routine. Kakashi ignores his alarm, you try to wake him up, he ignores you.

A small, mischievous grin snakes up your lips. Now it's time for your favorite part.

You sit up and shift to kneel beside your husband. Still grinning, you bite back your laughter as you snatch up your pillow, raise it above your head, and swing it down onto his with a loud, "HATAKE YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE!"

The pillow makes contact, followed by a muffled "oof!"

Kakashi sits up, glaring at you as you double over in a fit of snickers and giggles.

Grabbing the pillow, he throws it back at you, hitting you square in the face and sending you rolling off the bed in surprise.

You get up, scowling playfully at Kakashi as he smiles sheepishly at you.

"Oops. I guess I used too much strength."

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•His favorite date idea•

Kakashi isn't one for over-the-top, grandiose gestures of romance and love. He's more of a laid back, simple outing sort of guy. He's different from a lot of people. While some people are made of bright bursts of violent vibrance, he is composed of gentle swirls of pastel tones. So while some people may set up an elaborate evening of fancy dining, extravagant entertainment, and romantic candlelit beach walks; Kakashi Hatake prefers to keep it relaxed and fun. His go-to date ideas are either a walk through the village, a stop at Ichiraku, and a movie at his place; or a lazy night in with take out, movies, and lots and lots of cuddles.

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"Y/n!"

You look up from your homework to see your best friend, f/n, standing in your doorway with their arms crossed and a start expression.

"What're you doing?" They ask, and you wonder why they sound so irritated.

You look at your textbook then back to them. "Uh... homework."

They roll their eyes and point to your phone next to you on the desk.

"Well, dummy, it's 8pm and you said you had an outing with Kakashi at 6:40."

"oh shit!" You jump up, knocking your chair back and snatching your phone off the desk. To your dismay, you scroll through your notifications to see multiple texts from your boyfriend, the last one dating to 20 minutes ago. you bite your lip, guilt and anxiety beginning to grow in your gut.

"Fuck," you mumble, running a hand through your hair. "he's been waiting for so long. Oh god, he probably hates me now."

"Actually, I don't."

You look up to see Kakashi standing behind your friend.

You expression drops, staring at him in shock and dismay. "oh my god..." you whisper.

Coming to your senses, you rush to him, nearly tackling him with a hug. "oh my god, Kakashi! I am so so so sor-"

Before you can finish, he plants a solid, loving kiss to your lips, cutting you off effectively.

Pulling away with a grin, he says, "don't worry about it. I cancelled the reservations because I remembered the big test you have coming up, so I let you study for a little longer. I ordered pizza to my place, and I am ready to walk you over there right now."

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•When you're sick•

Kakashi is a very gentle, concerned individual. After all he has been through, one of the hardest and more reoccurring lessons he has learned is to cherish those you love, and to take care of them. So when you're sick, he does just that. He spends extra time with you, gives you cuddles, brings you soup, the whole nine yards.

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"'Kashi..." your throat is horse and quiet, and you barely manage a whisper. But even that amount of effort sends your throat back into its painful, stinging blaze. You let out a whimper, but it quickly turns into a erratic fit of coughs.

The grey haired shinobi leans closer to you from his chair beside your bed, his brows furrowing with concern.

"Hey... y/n... is there anything I can get you? Maybe some cough drops or some tea?" He puts the back of his hand to your sweat-slicked forehead. "You're burning up. Your fever still hasn't gone down."

You try to say 'thank you captain obvious', but it comes out as a raspy, "thank... obvious", as your voice cuts in and out with the effort it takes to speak.

Kakashi seems to get the message though, and his signature mask crinkles in the way that you have learned to detect as his smiling underneath it.

"You're welcome y/n. I'll get you some tea to help your throat, okay?"

You close your eyes and nod, but just as he gets up to leave, you reach out and grasp his sleeve. He turns to look down at you, curious.

You smile up at him weakly. "Read... to me?'

Kakashi stiffens up, and you can see just a hint of a blush creep up his face and around the tops of his cheeks that arent covered by his mask.

"I- I really don't think you want that."

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•What he's like in bed•

Kakashi can be both a very gentle lover or a very rough one, depending on his (or your) mood. But either way, he is very considerate and very giving. He makes sure to make you feel loved and satiated, littering your body with kisses and showering you with praise.

He's open to a lot of things, and will try anything at least once if you ask him to.

He'll usually last about 1-3 rounds, depending on how wound up he is. He's very... needy after being on a long mission, but he always puts your wants before his own.

He's a king of aftercare. He'll draw you both a bath and massage you, peppering you with kisses and whispering sweet nothings into your shampoo sud-covered hair.

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You moan against your lovers neck, tightening your grip on his grey locks.

With every shift of his body and roll of his hips, he fills you up, stretching you around his member in the most delicious way imaginable. His thrusts are strong and consistent, hitting your sweet spot every time, driving you to the brink of insanity.

"oh god, 'Kashi," you whimper, moving one arm to wrap around his back and pull him impossibly closer to you. He grunts in response, his hot, labored breaths fanning across your neck and shoulder that he is nestled into.

Without warning he bites your collar, eliciting a sharp gasp and drawled out moan from you as you arch your back, pushing your breasts into his chest.

You can feel him smile against your skin, but you don't pay any attention to that, since all your focus is on your impending release. Kakashi's thrusts increase in speed, only serving to tighten the coil in your lower abdomen. Your entire body is tingling with arousal and lust, and with a few more thrusts you come undone.

Your entire body tenses up and you cry out in pleasure as your eyes roll to the back of your head and your mind goes blank. Kakashi keeps going, only faltering from his rhythm for a couple thrusts before he finds it again.

You want to tell him to slow down, but nothing comes out of your thoroughly fucked self. Instead, your moans increase in pitch, drawling out into some sort of desperate whine. But if you are whining for more or less, Kakashi can't tell, and you truthfully don't care.

Once your orgasm has finished wrecking your body it winds down, but it is quickly flailed up again by Kakashi's own chase for release. Within seconds your extremely sensitized body is driven to another orgasm, and for a few seconds, you swear you lose consciousness.

Pleasure envelops your entire being, blinding you with its enticing white light. You writhe and scream with bliss, the erotic sensations are like you've ever felt before, they're breath taking.

Once You float down from your high, and your stomach is coated with Kakashi's release, your eyes reluctantly flutter open to gaze up at him.

His grey hair is messy and matted with sweat, falling unusually flat on his gorgeous face.

He grins down at you, before quickly leaning down and kissing you passionately. You smile into the kiss, returning it with a spent effort.

Kakashi pulls away, brushing his knuckles against your face in a loving gesture.

The way he gazes at you, as if you're the most beautiful and precious creature on earth, makes you blush furiously and you cover your face with your arms.

Kakashi chuckles, pulling out of you and running an arm along your side comfortingly.

"Come on, y/n. Let's go get cleaned up."

#Kai writes #Kakashi hatake smut #kakashi hatake #kakashi #naruto smut #naruto #headcannons #naruto headcannons #Kakashi hatake headcannons #Kakashi headcannons

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lavuchiha · 2 years

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Pairing: Kakashi Hatake x Ex!Akatsuki Reader

you being on the run since everyone in the akatsuki is gone

getting caught by Kakashi

him making you a deal so you won't be on the run anymore

forced to join forces with the Hidden Leaf

going on a mission with him

not trusting each other

gathering info on the bad guy after a week and thinking you're done dealing with each other so can go back home

there’s complications with the mission so you have to extend it

continuing to spy on the bad guys

traveling together for weeks

learning techniques from each other

telling each other bits and pieces of your lives

telling him about your life as an akatsuki

him telling you his life as an anbu

slowly catching feelings for each other after a couple of weeks

Kakashi getting a little mean cause he still does not trust you

storming out after a fight with him and getting injured after some silly shit so you go back

treating your wounds

bonding and apologizing

Tsundere!Kakashi (he’s trying to keep you at arms length)

more traveling

One bed trope at last but nothing sexual just very soft and intimate

hinting at him about what you feel knowing it won’t change anything

Kakashi denying feelings

finally gathering enough intel to wrap up the mission

him getting kidnapped (yeah let it be the other way around and yeah let's pretend he would be able to get kidnapped somehow lol)

scary you hunting people down to find him

Kakashi shocked that you came to save him

fighting side by side

him seeing the darker side you had while being in the akatsuki, the side you hated showing while trying to save him

him calling out to you

you saving his life and him finally trusting you

him lowering his mask to kiss you

getting back to the village and acting like nothing happened since he's still the Hokage

not gonna lie... you're kind of hurt

doing a couple of missions for the village to distract yourself with what you do best

becoming friends with Team 7

bonding with Sasuke over Itachi

you had a minor crush on Itachi

jealous Kakashi

you not seeing the point of being there after a while since you did your part of the deal

going rogue again

getting sloppy and getting hurt

one of the members from Team 7 finding you and taking you back to the village (Sai or Sasuke)

waking up to Kakashi by your bed side

him lecturing you

you giving him a taste of his own medicine and ignoring him

bantering every time you see each other

you ranting about your situation to Team 7

Kakashi listening in on the conversation

cornering you the next day but you have to go on another mission so the conversation is caught short

him having a couple of epiphanies while you're gone

not being able to be patient so he sends a letter to your location

he talks about his past, about why he has all those walls up and why he has done what he has done and finally about how he really feels for you

finishing your mission and finally racing back to the village

finally getting there at night and finding him still working in his office

he sees you walk in his office and he's so sleep deprived he doesn't try to hide his love sick eyes and sighs

asking him if he meant what he wrote on the letter

he meant every word

getting mad at him for making you wait so long

him kissing you mid rant

snapping at him again for not letting you finish but you still kiss him again

falling asleep together in his office after a long day

getting caught the next day by Team 7

you being reserved/guarded in front of other people so your relationship won't affect his work and reputation

he notices and doesn't want you to feel like you matter last although you understand so he makes it official

going away for a while after he's no longer Hokage and getting secretly married

coming back to the village and continuing to live a happy life together

(I've never written anything/fanfiction before so I'm sorry if the grammar is kinda wack)

@lavuchiha

#kakashi #kakashi x reader #kakashi x you #kakashi hatake #hatake kakashi #kakashi hatake headcannons #hatake kakashi headcanons #kakashi imagines #kakashi fanfiction #kakashi slowburn #enemies to lovers #kakashi x y/n #naruto imagines #naruto shippuden #kakashi hc #kakashi hcs #naruto headcanons #naruto #Hokage kakashi x reader

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skyahri · 1 month

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How They Found Out |Naruto Boys X Reader| HC

Characters: Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Shikamaru Nara, Kakashi Hatake

Summary: How your relationship ended up being revealed.

Warnings: Naruto's is short af because he's an open book. Deal with it. NSFW themes. Mentions of sex and being caught.

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Sasuke Uchiha

You'd been together for about a year at this point. In the beginning, you'd agreed to keep it hush-hush until you'd figured things out.

Before you knew it, it'd been more than six months since your first date, and it was still secret. You enjoyed the privacy of it, but didn't enjoy hiding things from your friends.

So you decided to stop actively keeping it a secret and instead allow things to come out naturally.

But that was six months ago and still no one knew.

Sasuke hated PDA and no one had asked either of you about relationship stuff, so it was still quiet.

That is until today.

You two were victims of Narutos' lack of boundaries and awareness.

It was late at night, about 11pm, you were in Sasuke's apartment.

He was drilling into you, his hands holding down your legs and mouth connected to your neck.

You were too busy enjoying the all encompassing feeling of him fucking you, and he was too busy ravaging you to hear Naruto enter the front door.

Suddenly, the bedroom door swings open. Narutos face very quickly goes from his usual happy-go-lucky to a horrified, dramatic look.

Sasuke is quick to cover you with the sheets before he yells at Naruto to get the Hell out.

Naruto is already way ahead of him, bolting straight out the front door and to God knows where.

After that, it wasn't long before the whole village knew. Honestly, once Gai found out, there was no one who didn't know.

Naruto Uzumaki

Find out? Ha! There is no finding out because he immediately told anyone and everyone the second you agreed to a date.

If he did somehow manage to keep it quiet, it really wouldn't be long until it got out.

Hes just so... excited to be with you.

He likes showing you off like a prize. He likes going on dates and holding your hand and loudly proclaiming that you're his.

You don't mind, of course.

Shikamaru Nara

You two lay around together most days. A while back, you shared a kiss, and it very VERY slowly escalated from there.

It was almost six months before you actually had sex.

Mostly because he'd somehow rationalized kissing was "just something you guys did" and didn't require any extra thought.

The sex was amazing. Slow and passionate, just like you'd expect from the lazy Nara.

And so things continued on like that. A relationship had formed, but it was never something either of you talked about.

You liked his parents and they liked you. You'd help his mom with dinner some nights and played Shogi with Shikaku. They didn't question your relationship either.

Things stayed on the down low for almost eighteen months before someone finally brought up something regarding his romantic life.

"So, Shikamaru, who was your first kiss?" Choji asked one night in the bath house.

The question caught him off guard since he wasn't usually included in these types of conversations. (They mostly assumed he wasn't interested in women, or something like that.)

"Hm? Oh, Y/N."

Cue the silence. Then total chaos.

"What?? When was this?" Kiba asked.

"I don't know... sometime around the solstice last year."

That sparked a lot of questions from his friends, only some of which he'd answered.

The guys relayed all the information to the girls the next day, where they then went and hounded you for answers.

Despite all of your friends knowing about your relationship, nothing changed between you and Shikamaru.

You just stayed... whatever it is you were.

Kakashi Hatake

Gai, Kurenai, and Iruka all had their suspicions about you two but had nothing to back it up. It's been years at this point, yet they still come up empty-handed.

That is, until Kakashi’s students decided they were interested in his love life, and began to poke around.

It's after the war; Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are fully grown adults, but something is just so tempting about reverting to their youthful days of trying to spy on their sensei.

Kakashi is all for it, partially because he's glad his students are getting along again, and partially because he's grown tired of keeping secrets.

This is something he discusses with you, and as he predicted, you're completely on board.

You gradually make yourself seen with Kakashi over the next week- leaving the Hokage tower with him, getting dinner with him, and even allowing him to walk you to his apartment.

The kids watch all of this happen, but there's no evidence that actually proves anything, just like Gai sensei had told them in the beginning.

So they continue to stalk you two around the village. They're better at it than when they were little, but it's still pretty easy to spot them.

At the end of the week, when you're sure all three of them are watching, Kakashi kisses you in front of your front door.

You watch as they all zip away, surely off to meet up or possibly report back to your friends.

You and Kakashi can only laugh.

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comicallylargemango · 11 months

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How Kakashi, Genma, and iruka would react to reader staring at them while they're talkin

Summary: 's in the title, but anyway.

How they would react to reader staring at em with intently, like all the love in the world intently

Warnings: some suggestive stuff, mostly harmless though cus all fluff.

Kakashi hatake

Halfway through his sentence he just sees reader staring at him with their hands propping up their head

Immediately shuts up and reader asks if sumn is wrong and when he continues talking he's stuttering n messing up all his words

Legit gets red as a tomato, not even his mask could hide it 😭

No one has ever looked at him with so much interest, compassion, and love in their eyes so he literally has a seizure I swear

If y'all were dating and you stared at him like that it's either straight to the bedroom or he's going to be a blushing, flustered mess (depends on where yall r like in public he's gonna be a red mess but inside his apartment YOU're going to be a mess if ykwim)

You would tease him endlessly for his reaction

If y'all weren't dating though that's when he catches feelings like who wouldn't 🤷

He looks so stoic n serious all the time but with just a smidge of PDA he's gonna malfunction

Genma shiranui

He's too distracted with talking he doesn't notice it at first so you just kinda keep staring n humming as a response

When he DOES notice tho he's reduced to a stuttering mess (kinda like Kakashi) but he tries to remain confident n keep his cool, happy go lucky facade but he fails miserably as sighs in defeat.

Unlike Kakashi you can fully see the red, flustered mess your gaze has reduced him to.

Probably slams the table with the other hand covering his lower half of his pretty boy face n makes the excuse that he needs to go to the bathroom. Startling you and other people (if y'all are in public)

Low-key makes you think you did something wrong and immediately apologises to him when he gets back

He dismisses it though and says you did nun wrong but you still get worried nonetheless

When he notices his senbon probably falls outta his mouth cus he probably noticed it mid sentence with his mouth open n yeah

When y'all r dating he definitely teases you about how you're lookin at him, but his heart and mind are going bonkers rn

In public he tries his best to keep the 'kewl bad boy' facade but fails

In PRIVATE though, in private. Make out session. Nothing else no other words just, make out session. (With consent of course)

He thinks it's cute and adorable and he has ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM telling the entire world. Will cup your cheeks and smother you with compliments like "you're so cute I could just eat you up" (or out if you want idk)

Iruka umino

Honestly Kakashi and Genma combined

Tried [keyword; TRIED] to seem cool about it but is definitely going to fail.

Would switch to a completely different and silly topic to see if your reaction changes but it doesn't, it only makes him more flustered that you don't even care about how silly the topic is you just care about him

If he's eating he'll definitely choke on his food from how lovingly you're staring

(prolly gets turned on)

If y'all are dating n sitting/standing next to him while you're staring would probably look away and fake cough tryna hide his face from you

Iruka is definitely a closet perv and you cannot convince me otherwise (not the peeking into women's stalls closet perv) only a perv fo you

At home you're not going to escape his hungry grasp ifyk

In public though he's prolly a blushing mess

Mans is just adorable idk what to tell you 🤷

#kakashi x you #kakashi hatake x reader #kakashi hatake x you #kakashi x reader #kakashi hatake #kakashi headcanons #Genma x you #genma shiranui x reader #genma shiranui X you #genma x reader #genma headcannons #genma shiranui headcannons #genma shiranui #iruka x you #iruka umino x reader #iruka umino x you #iruka x reader #iruka headcannons #iruka umino

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lettered-mind · 8 months

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Kakashi is shocked the first time someone tells him why he lets Gai follow him around like a lovesick puppy. He looks at the stupid, severely surprised.

I'm sure it's the other way around, Kakashi thinks, but obviously doesn't say it. He just looks at the ninja in front of him and tells him to mind his own business.

That conversation was almost completely forgotten in Kakashi's mind until a month later, Tenzō asks him almost the same thing, more politely. Kakashi is spared the answer when the youngest and most promising member, Itachi, begins to praise Gai's abilities with clear admiration and possibly a small crush.

Kakashi just walks away from the scene, thinking there's no need to say anything else, but he can't stop thinking about it.

Is that what people see in his relationship with Gai? That Gai is Kakashi's big fan who follows him everywhere while Kakashi just puts up with him? He's not going to kid himself and say it wasn't that way in the beginning, but it certainly didn't last that long until the places were swapped.

Gai always liked to be effusive with everyone, and that was normal for him. Kakashi wasn't really a special case, just a down-on-his-luck bastard with genius, and a slight obsession with his optimistic rival, who has a dangerous attraction to anything that leads him to get hurt.

Kakashi doesn't know how people don't see that it's Kakashi who chases Gai, trying to meet him on the street "by chance", reaching under the table when they eat so he can touch him with his feet, taking care of him when Gai comes badly injured from a mission and Kakashi's only thought is to kill the bastard who touched him. When the first thing he does when he sees him is greet him and approach him, and if Gai wins and approaches Kakashi first, he always leans into him, brushing their shoulders and sometimes the backs of their hands. Sometimes he feels like he's a hair's breadth away from being accused of stalking when he's on surveillance and watching him on cameras or spying on him from the trees, but he really can't help it.

He follows Gai, he needs Gai. Gai is the unreachable sun and he is just a cold mountain, never worthy enough to receive more than its rays of light.

They all have it wrong.

#kakashi hatake #naruto #maito gai #might guy #ficlet #kakagai #kkgai #kakashi loves gai so much and nobody can't convince me that is otherwise #hatake kakashi #i love them #my personal headcannon is that itachi has a crush in the best friend/sort-of-boyfriend of his captain

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eps-epsan · 2 years

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Anko: I bet you and Kakashi have a lot of crazy sex

Genma: he's always reading those pervy books

Guy: actually...

Guy: Hey! Rival!!

Kakashi: s'up guys

I'm sorry this looks like shit, I was just thinking over and over about ace-Kakashi but I didn't planned at all about were to put the words?? Very poor organization 😢

(also, the 3rd image is here just because I thought that Gai looked cute)

#kakashi #maito gai #kakagai #fanart #anko mitarashi #genma shiranui #ace headcanons #kakashi hatake #drawing #naruto #this is honestly the only headcannon that i care about #digital art #aca kakashi #my art #dumb shit #nart

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tired-biscuit · 2 years

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Naruto Headcanons

warnings: none, this is nothing but fluff, fluff, fluff. modern AU, contains various characters.

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- Naruto was the highlighter kid.

- Kiba has been a biter ever since he was little, and still remains one to this day.

- Shikamaru often wears his t-shirts backwards, because he just can't bother to check if they're on the right way. It drives Ino mad.

- Shino texts pictures of random bugs he stumbles upon to Hinata and Kiba, along with screenshots of their respectful Wikipedia descriptions. Both have a separate photo album saved in their phone gallery for that exact reason.

- Ino taught Sakura how to properly apply her make-up, but always made it evidently clear that she didn't need it.

- Team 8 has sleepovers. The boys are super polite towards Hinata, and always let her take the bed.

- Sasuke tried wearing eyeliner once, but his eyes kept stinging at the product. Everyone thought he was high when he went red-eyed to school the next morning. He pretended to be zooted the entire day, instead of admitting that he put on eyeliner.

- Hinata is the mom friend. Ino, Sakura and TenTen always get shitfaced, so she has to make sure they get home safely.

- Naruto visibly cringes at the sight of vegetables.

- Surprisingly, Chōji was the first one who got his driver's license out of the group. Visiting fast food drive-ins and hanging out in the parking lot with his friends late at night was his main motivation for it.

- Kiba and Naruto both try to hog the aux, despite having the same music taste. They scream the lyrics like crackheads, too.

- Lee listens to classical music on train rides. TenTen found out by yanking one headphone from his ear once, and now gives him shit for it. Calls him Mozart, too, even though he was listening to Beethoven at the time.

- Kiba always saves a seat for Hinata on the bus, and fights with anyone who tries to take it before the driver can reach the stop she gets on.

- Naruto insists on keeping Sakura on the inner-side of the sidewalk whenever they go somewhere on foot together.

- Kakashi watches toy unboxing videos on Youtube if he wakes up from a nightmare in the middle of the night.

- Iruka has a secret talent of calming down any child's tantrum just by the way how soft-spoken he is.

- Guy loves Spider-man. He forced Kakashi to take dozens of photos of him in his costume on Halloween. The mask was cheap as fuck and low-key disturbing. Kakashi documented everything on his Instagram story - especially the part where Guy attempted to climb a street lamp and completely, utterly failed.

- No matter where or when, if Naruto runs at full-speed into Kiba, the brunet will drop anything he's holding in his hands just to catch him, despite not wanting to. He's cracked about four mugs and two plates by now.

- Naruto never paid for said mugs and plates.

- Sasuke makes Spotify playlists for his friends and fills them with songs he considers would fit their personalities, but never tells them that he does.

- Itachi loves the smell of rain.

- Suigetsu is actually very fond of Karin. He only quarrels with her because he cares.

- Obito thinks that drawing dicks on people's faces when they're asleep is the funniest shit ever.

- Everyone hates Asuma's smoker's cough. He goes at it even harder just to spite them.

- Konohamaru takes Naruto's phone under the pretense of playing games, but secretly just takes 200+ pictures of his face.

- When it comes to Ino, a peace sign is a must on selfies.

- Sai knows everyone's birthdays because he kept checking their social media profiles until he memorized them all.

- Shikamaru loves summer because he can spend the entire night lying in the tall grass and never gets cold.

- Sakura snorts when she laughs really hard. Naruto thinks it's the cutest thing ever, even though she hates it.

- Gaara always counts his money at least three times whilst waiting in line to pay at the grocery store.

- Kankuro has double-jointed fingers. Stretching his thumb backwards until it looks gross is his favourite party trick.

- Obito is the friend that makes fun of people if they drink past their limit and turn sloppy, but still remains by their side the entire night to watch over them.

- Kiba always ruins his sneakers really quickly because he keeps jamming his feet inside them by force. He's simply too lazy to put them on properly with the help of his hands.

- Shikamaru hates vaping, but secretly thinks he looks really cool whilst doing it.

- Naruto is the most perverted of the group, but Kiba has the highest sex drive.

- Temari fought with anyone who bullied Gaara when they were kids.

- Sai practices his smiles in the mirror.

- Kiba's knee shakes under the desk during every exam.

- Neji and Hinata exchange reviews on hair products.

- Ino loves wearing socks with quirky designs on them.

- Sai painted Ino's white Air Force 1 shoes with her favourite flowers.

- Kurenai and Asuma can communicate just by one look alone.

- Kiba's voice always gets really soft and high-pitched whenever he coos at Akamaru. Naruto and Lee love making fun of him for it and mock him constantly.

- Naruto, Lee and Kiba share custody of a single brain cell.

- Shino has blackmail-worthy material on everyone, just because nobody notices he's around for most of the gossip.

- TenTen hates having her nails done. The only exception was prom, and even then she nearly lost her mind trying to properly function with them.

- Sai sleeps on his back, and looks dead while doing it.

- Naruto always bites off the head of a gummy bear first, before eating the rest.

- Neither Kiba nor Naruto knew how to shave properly because neither had dads around to show them. Shikamaru was the one that taught them how.

- Obito always shares the cookies his grandmother makes with Kakashi and Rin.

- Whenever Ino feels sad, both Shikamaru and Chōji let her braid their hair.

- Sasuke doesn't use an app if it doesn't have an option for dark mode.

- If Naruto lets out a scream, Kiba can be heard mirroring it across the room.

- Neji writes poetry, but the only person he allows to see it is TenTen.

- Lee does happy little dances when he's super excited.

- Sai's hands are always cold.

- Sakura is really good at math, but bad at teaching it to idiots like Naruto.

- Hinata loves to crochet.

- Ino runs a really big Instagram account for Andrew Garfield. Guy follows it, and likes all the posts.

- Kakashi often times doesn't know what to do with his hands when talking to people, so he prefers stuffing them into the pockets of his pants.

- Sakura pretends to be Ino's fake girlfriend at parties in order to chase away the men trying to hook up with her.

- Gaara enjoys playing Stardew Valley.

#naruto #naruto shippuden #modern naruto #hatake kakashi #kiba inuzuka #shikamaru nara #sasuke #naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha #obito uchiha #ino yamanaka #haruno sakura #headcanon #headcannons #headcanons #naruto headcanons #gaara headcanons

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justhellacesome · 4 months

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expanding on the kakashi headcannon,

Hatake Kakashi is literally Farmland Scarecrow or something right? then, Rather than wolves, Kakashi is more of a Livestock Guardian Dog and leader of his Dog pack rather than a wolf.

Thats why I said he's more like A pyrenees. With their white coat and droopy eyes.

Which would also mean Sakumo was one too, and having his sole purpose of guarding his village, denied from him, shunned by the very people he was loyal to. And even his leader uncaring of him. Its no wonder he took his life . What is a guardian dog without a purpose and shunned by those he was supposed to protect.

If he was a wolf, he would have long since gotten out of that stinkin village and prioritized pack he does have.

And Sakumos name really does go well with him being from Iron (different headcannon) and the way he died by seppuku is reminiscent to trying to regain his honor in a samurai way but he lack of a person to end his suffering rather than bleed to death makes it obvious with his standing in this shinobi village where honor is not something they can even fathom.

#hatake kakashi #headcannon #hatake sakumo #livestock guardian dogs #herding dogs #naruto headcannon

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kakashisenppai · 1 year

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roommate! kakashi who always listen to you when you’re talking about some guy you have a crush on.

roommate! kakashi who of course is jealous, but doesnt say a word bc you look happy when you say you started dating that guy.

roommate! kakashi who watches you falling in love for someone else.

roommate! kakashi who slowly watches you leaving him alone, each time realizing hes seeing you less and less.

roommate! kakashi who started cooking for himself only.

roommate! kakashi who still tries to have game nights, but you’re not there anymore to challenge him.

roommate! kakashi who sleeps alone during a storm, feeling cold bc the landlord still didnt fix the heater and bc youre not there to hug him anymore.

roommate! kakashi who gets mad when he sees you at the campus but when hes making hes way to you, he takes you somewhere else.

roommate! kakashi who still comforts you when you come home crying because of him.

roommate! kakashi who doesnt like to see you sad, but someway feels relief when you say he broke up with you.

roommate! kakashi who knows you with the back of his hand and bought your favorite ice cream so you two eat it while watching your favorite animation movie, and of course he’s cuddling you.

roommate! kakashi who lets you have his squishmallow because you said it calmed you down.

roommate! kakashi who doesn’t let you feel blue because of him, always making sure youre distracted and happy.

roommate! kakashi who cooks you your favorites dishes for a week, just to see you smile.

roommate! kakashi who watches you getting over him.

roommate! kakashi who still doesnt know how to say to you how he feels.

roommate! kakashi who will always be there for you, because hes your friend.

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ig this is kinda becoming a series.

so so so sorry for not being active, ive been actually writing this between shifts but i just didnt have the time to post it. anyways, hope you like more roommates hcs! kinda short tho. have a nice day

as always, sorry for any mistake, no beta.

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kikyan · 2 years

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Imagine reader won some award or got really successful in her own company and the success is going to her head, would yanderes Itachi, Naruto and Kakashi(Separate) teach reader a lesson and tone her pride down a notch?

Yep, Naruto’s would be a tad bit emotional though. I think I’m going to go the route of ‘got really successful in their own company’ because boy do I have things to say about that (personal family trauma no biggie :)))

You worked hard for the things you have now and you have every right to be happy and feel proud. Yes, you also have a right to boast about it as well.

“I did this. I managed to get this. I have x amount.”

The issue started when you, well started bringing people down. “Omg you’re x years old and you still don’t have this....couldn’t be me” I feel like [Reader] would be so invested in their work, the desire to be the best and successful being their only motivation and refusing to acknowledge others.

Naruto is a pretty laid back person, so I think he’d be the type to invite you and remind you to take breaks. Have dinner with him! Maybe a walk?? It’s good to clear your headspace, I know running a company can be hard. You snap back after he’s been nonstop pestering you, “I don’t have time to do all that, I have to get back to work or else I’ll be doing something stupid like you!” Naruto wants to argue, he probably scoffs and says you’ve changed and that he’s only trying to help. He’d be the type to probably turn off the internet or delete a very important file for you to pay attention to him. No more work, now let’s go on that walk [Reader]. Itachi would be the type to celebrate and reward, you’ll stress yourself and he’d be there ready to assist you. Until you start rejecting that, mocking others and judging everything your friends do. Arguing with Kakuzu who takes on weird jobs for money and how Hidan being unemployed and bouncing from job to job isn’t cute. Telling Deidara that the real world works different and you wont do shit with an art degree, Itachi at some point thinks that while he’s worked hard to help you, you deserve to be punished and realize that while you have something it’s so easy to lose, he should know after all. The difference between him and Kakashi is that he still has some heart to want to help you, so your company experiences some rough landings and it’s enough to have you asking your friends. Maybe you do need them and treating them like assholes isn’t the move. Kakashi on the other hand? No, he’d be the type to have your company burn down to the ground. He thinks maybe you’ve had enough freedom and now you’re becoming delusional. Once your company goes downhill, he’s there ready to help you pick up the pieces, let’s be fr you didn’t think you could actually be something right? It’s better if you listen to him, live a domesticated life where he provides, it’s so much better right? Stay home with him!!

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depressedhatakekakashi · 1 year

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Naruto Characters as Parents - How they play with their kids

Hatake Kakashi

King of not hovering over his kids.

Will be close by with constant checks over the top of his book, making sure kiddo is having fun doing their own thing whenever they want to.

Does love tickle fights but will only do them if no one is around. Not even his partner is allowed to see this.

Will be found sitting on the floor for cuddles and stories. Like, there are 500 pictures of this because it’s kind of unexpected and it never stops being cute.

Toy clean up is at the end of the night before bed. Is likely to find himself cleaning everything himself because his kid passed out.

Maito Gai

Very hands on.

Wants to do everything with his kid. Doesn’t matter if it’s not something he finds particularly fun, he will do it.

Tries to cuddle and read to his kid, but struggles a bit because he doesn’t like sitting down. He will try, but if it’s more than two stories he’s probably swapping with his partner.

Is always the first his kid goes to for playtime.

Clean up is at the end of the day before bed. They turn on some fun music and race to see how many toys they can clean up.

Shizune

A good balance between hands off and direct play.

Her kid has activities they will do together, and one’s where it will be independent play. They get to choose what to do of course but Shizune also loves playing with them when she can.

Probably listens to her read medical textbooks because she just finds she prefers reading them, and her kid always falls asleep.

Toy clean up is as you go. They play, clean up, move onto the next thing.

Yamato

Very hands off. Finds it difficult to play with his kid but is always trying to. He never ignores them, and will awkwardly play along to fun moments, but generally prefers to encourage self play.

Does do cuddle time. He was a little stiff at first, but it came around and he finds cuddles to be comforting and fun.

Has a whole collection of books for his kid, but always reads the book that Kakashi bought when their kid was born.

Clean up is as you go, but he will absolutely cheat and do the majority of it if his kid gives him the big sad eyes.

Umino Iruka

Nice balance if hands off and direct play.

Will always get down on his hands or knees to do something with his kid.

Also has a little fort in the corner of his kids room that they crawl into to read stories.

Toy clean up is at the end of the night before bed. Always makes sure clean up happens before his kid starts getting ready for bed.

#parenting headcannons #Hatake Kakashi #maito gai #Umino Iruka #Yamato #Shizune

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justalazywriter · 2 years

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HCS| Kakashi Hatake | Relationship headcannons|Gn!reader (mostly?)

➢Masterlist

Warning: none

A/n: i tried to make it Gn!reader mostly . i haven't written something in a long time so ye . This will be bad;-;

-he is pretty open with his feelings , at least the good ones. He doesn't want to burden you with the nightmares , breakdowns , flashbacks to traumas he has.

-So he tries his best to hide them from you , but one time you came home from your work . Before you called "Kakashi I'm home" you heard sniffels and other sounds of crying . You snuck to where they came from and saw him. On the floor , knees tucked in , head on top of them , buried in his arm . He didn't notice you , so he flinched a bit as he felt you put your arms around him suddenly , but he quickly relaxed . He wrapped his arms around you and cried into your shoulder . You tried to calm Kakashi and assured him you won't leave him as he begged you to not leave him. That you'll be here for him whenever he needs support. And most importantly you assured him it's okay to cry , you don't think he's weak or a burden because of it.

-since then he's been different, but in a good way. He's way more open to affection and talks to you about the bad thoughts , traumas and nightmares

-youre the reason why he feels better , keeps going and the nightmares gotten less . He couldn't be more thankful for it

-kakashi is first really closed in on affection in public places , he doesn't want to make you uncomfortable with more than hugs and holding hands

- in private he shows how touched starved he really is so . Give. This. Man. Affection.

-expect to be accompanied on nightwalks . He is extremely worried about your safety but not too much to make you uncomfortable

-his mask is off as soon as the gets home so you'll always see his pretty face when you get home^^

-he is a middle skilled cook . He can make simple things but that's all . Still , he tries to learn better ones to surprise you.

-almost everytime he gets home from a mission, your plans for the day are replaced by cuddling and talking

-it gets his head out of the mission Modus when he has you in his arms or reversed

-next point. He is mostly the big spoon but when he's tired enough he'll have no problem being the little one. Expect him to fall asleep on you.

- when he's home and you're not there , he tries to get some work off your shoulders and clean the house or if you work overhours he will bring you snacks. also , if you like to Kakashi will stay with you and help you .

-another thing Kakashi does is gifting silly cute things. Such as little plushies , necklaces , bracelets or liittle figures

- he likes to chill with you in the grass fields or at dawn on a hill beneath an old tree and watch the sun fall while having you lean against his chest

-sudden hugs from behind with his head on top of yours or your shoulder . This man loves to scare you like that if he feels like doing idiot things ( a sign he feels safe and good around you)

-and if you're taller than him please give this man the headpats he deserves . Even if you're short TRY TO . Believe me he'll love it

- rides on his back when you're tired. Or he carries you bridal style if you hurt your foot

- expect your favorite snacks and flowers on valentine's day and also a couple activity or a festival visit or just chilling if you don't like masses of people

- for our female fellows reading this : period? No problem , just ask and he'll bring you the period products you need and snacks.

Well ig it's enough for now , hope you liked it^^

#kakashi #kakashi x reader #kakashi hakate #kakashi hatake #hatake kakashi headcanons #kakashi naruto #naruto #anime naruto #kakashi hatake x reader #hcs #kakashi headcanons #kakashi x reader headcannons

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skyahri · 1 month

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How They Found Out P2 |Naruto Men X Reader| HC

Characters: Sasuke Uchiha, Shikamaru Nara, Kakashi Hatake

Summary: The aftermath of your relationship becoming public. Part two to How They Found Out

Warnings: Mentions of sex, marriage, kids. Pretty low key tbh.

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Sasuke Uchiha

What an absolute nightmare.

Once you heard the front door shut, Sasuke basically collapsed on top of you.

He groaned. His night had been ruined, and on top of it, Naruto was sure to cause drama for the coming days.

"It's okay, Sasuke. They were sure to find out anyway."

"Our relationship going public and Naruto catching us having sex are two very different issues, and it's a bit concerning that you think I'm worried about the latter."

You kick him off of you with a laugh and suggest a shower. There was no way your escapades could continue on after all the fuss.

The next morning, you basically had to drag Sasuke out of the house.

He'd been moaning and groaning and grumbling since last night, so much so that he started to sound like Shikamaru.

Who knew Sasuke could complain so much.

Once you were out the door and the second your friend's eyes caught you, they pounced.

All at once, they hounded you about what Naruto may or may not have seen (Naruto has a habit of being a bad storyteller, so who knows what actually went down)

Sasuke refused to answer any questions until the chaos had settled down. They did eventually, albeit reluctantly.

"It's true."

That just sent them all reeling again, begging for details.

You two already discussed what you'd keep secret and what you'd share, so the meeting went pretty smoothly once everyone agreed to keep their composure.

Until fucking Sakura started asking questions about your sex life.

After that, you zipped your mouth and refused to answer anything further.

They'd just have to live on not knowing anything.

Shikamaru Nara

After news got out, Ino decided it was her place to convince Shikamaru to, in her words, "be a man and ask her out already!"

He ignored her, convinced she was full of it and brushed her off.

But her words lingered in his head.

Your friends were all beginning to settle down; Naruto and Hinata had just gotten married. Talk of kids had started to circulate in the group.

Were you wanting marriage and children?

The slow buzzing quickly turned into an almost constant fog in his mind. He'd never been so distracted before.

What a drag.

Within the week, he was knocking on your door.

"I need to ask you about something."

Weird. You could read him pretty well at this point, but this energy he was putting off was new.

"What's up, Shika?"

"Do you want to get married?"

Your eyes widened and jaw dropped. When you tried to answer, you found yourself at a loss of words.

"I mean, damnit, I- do you want to get married eventually? Or have kids at some point?"

You stared at him like he had two heads.

"Are you feeling alright? Why don't you come inside?"

He didn't fight you. He walked in and sat at your table in silence while you made him some tea.

You'd pried it out of him that Ino was behind this sudden change, and assured him that things would be okay.

"Look, I never brought it up because I know you're not a feelings guy, buy yeah, I guess I would like to have a family. I thought that's what you wanted, too?"

He got that irritated look on his face. The one he always gets when people ask him to work.

"It is, but,"

"But don't worry about it. I work on your time, so whenever you're ready."

You gave him a kiss on the cheek.

He let out a sigh of relief, glad to have fallen into such a situation with someone who understands him so well.

"Not too long, though. It's been almost two years, Shika."

On second thought, this was a total drag.

Kakashi Hatake

The next morning, you two made sure to bump into his students.

They seemed rather pleased with themselves, that they had been the ones to finally catch Kakashi lacking.

It only took a single look for Sasuke to realize it was all fake. They'd been bested by their sensei once again.

That quick glance he got from Kakashi told him not to say anything to the others, which he hadn't planned on anyway.

"Kakashi sensei, why didn't you ever tell us you were seeing someone?"

He set a hand on Sakuras head and ruffled her hair.

"I try not to share my personal matters with children. That's what friends are for."

Enter Gai, who happened to hear.

"You didn't tell us either, Kakashi."

He just shrugged, sending Gai into a fit.

News traveled fast in the village. What else is to be expected when romance rumors come up about the Hokage?

Kakashi was actually very calm about the whole thing.

Despite dreading this day for a long time, he was actually very content with the outcome.

There had been so much going on when you initially got together. Wars and death and PTSD and all that.

But now was a time of peace. A perfect time to actually start living, and this was just the beginning.

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atoasttotheendoftheworld · 2 years

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Headcanon: Kakashi's sole babysitters was his father's pack. Whenever Sakumo was obliged, with no possibility of decline, to undertake long/distant missions (normally fiercely refused), he would leave baby Kakashi under the proper care of his pack; relying exclusively on them. Utter distrust in the people of the village, including, and particularly, comrades/acquaintances.

#and he would accept just cause money is needed #especially as a single father with a son to support #sakumo was a good father #change my mind #kakashi hatake #sakumo hatake #hatake clan #kakashi headcanons #naruto headcanons #headcanon #personal headcanon #kakashi of the sharingan #hatake kakashi #headcannons #naruto #naruto series

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panick-pixie · 2 years

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coffee headcannons bc bfjsjajshBDJAHSFUCK

coffee shop au thing where everyone is a customer

Kakashi

he orders his coffee black with a shot of blueberry

adds one sugar and one half n half little creamer cup

a menace

Gai

he's a mocha latte kinda guy

please don't ever give him espresso

pumpkin spice enjoyer

Iruka

black coffee, 2 sugar

a total sweetheart n he tips well

gives attitude if its served with the coffee

Naruto

caramel macchiato because i said so

often gets a sweet too

friends with literally all of the workers

Sakura

iced coffee with a shot of vanilla

she'll sometimes hang out at the shop and do her homework/mission reports there

Sasuke

hot chocolate some very extensive and complicated americano

says his order once and never speaks again

Zabuza

seven shots of espresso

please dont give him that

or do, your funeral

Haku

wants to get the same as Zabuza

will let you experiment with recipes on him

a very good test subject please be nice to him

#headcannons #naruto #kakashi hatake #might gai #iruka umino #naruto uzumaki #sakura haruno #saskue uchiha #zabuza momochi #haku yuki #coffee shop au

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