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9w1ft · 8 months

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Puck news is legit. Their founders come from real hollywood trades w real connections

They have never talk about Karlie so her team gave them the exclusive hehe. Probs for all the scooter news they broke

is this fritz @ puck . news?

#just kidding 😆#yes the page has got that legit cool newsy vibe but i still hadn’t heard of them 🙈

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punkymonkeehat · 7 months

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I shit you not, guys...

My 7th graders, after putting things away and working really hard today, asked why we haven't watched The Monkees in a long time. I said that I thought they didn't like them anymore (cause middle schoolers always change their opinions all the time lol) and a out the entire class were appalled that I thought that and kept saying "We wanna watch the Monkees!! Can we have Monkees Friday? Can you bring in more episodes? I wanna see Davy and Micky again" (this class' favorite). Like, it almost turned into a riot!

I showed them the show last year as a reward for having a great concert and I guess they've been hooked ever since without me even knowing lol

So I put on an episode and all of them gathered around our TV and I was going to skip the theme song to get to the episode (it was the last 5 minutes of class) and they all got so upset and said "No don't, I wanna see the theme song!" So we only saw like, maybe 3 minutes of the actual episode and when the bell ring they wanted to stay and watch more 😆

Band to Monkees pipeline lol

#Idk why this touched me so much #it was such a wholesome moment and even the kids that aren't into it were happy to watch the show for a #we are now the Monkees class #theres literally a war over whether or not Davy is the best or of Micky is the best #they also think its really funny that Mike is my favorite 😍 none of them like Mike 😆#they caught a lot more jokes this go around too!#just the 32 yells of children that wanted to finish the episode 😭#the monkees

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mrsfitzgerald · 10 months

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23.06.23 ✨

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elizabethdarcy26 · 6 months

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They really thought they got He Tian, huh? LMAO man can't even be decent enough to leave the chair! 😭😭 That aint yours, lad! 😂😂

#he tian #mo guan shan #19 days #Just some adorable kids doing adorable things #Why are they like this? 😭#I looooove them so much!!! 😭😭😆😆#Hubby?#HUBBY??!!#SAVE THE HUBBY!! 😂😂😭

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batri-jopa · 2 months

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Thank you @chrisoels for tagging me in a Picrew challenge!

Here are the rules: make yourself as a kid, teen, young adult and now, using this Picrew, use your favorite color at the time as a background, and tag some people.

Tagging, if you'd like to try: @zorilleerrant , @figuringthengsout , @ourtintedworld

#tag meme #picrew #judging by this - I seem gender-fluid AF😆 The fact is I didn't give a damn about my gender as a kid. just wearing what I was told #(preferring my hairs short. enjoying blocks and plushies more than girl toys. and I smiled like cat - that is only among the closest people #as a teen I didn't give a damn either #(I couldn't avoid comments yet I was ashamed of my body and hated skirts. my general attitude was ''I'm not to be looked at'')#right after turning 22 I became sexy feminine to extreme: long hairs dresses mini skirts shirts showing belly button (BMI 18)#now this phase lasted more than 10 years but finally... I came back to not give a damn about gender again😆#I love to wear things that are colourful cheerful and comfortable as a proud and life-enjoying aroace😋#(ps - my very own type of ''feminine to extreme'' never included nailpolish high heels earrings nor lipstick. I occassionally tried mascara #gender indifferent #aroace

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ziipzeepzop-eez · 3 months

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'' S̶A̶L̶T̶ ̶L̶I̶C̶K̶ ''

t̲r̲i̲u̲m̲p̲h̲ ̲r̲i̲n̲g̲s̲ ̲b̲e̲a̲u̲t̲y̲.̲

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. . .

Akin to my personal salt lick,

I split open my tongue

On what I say.

Is it a revel?

I'll never use my verbal voice again.

My lips will never twitch,

Maybe only to crack a smile.

An inevitable smirk, a triumph

In the face of my enemies.

"Shut up!" they cry.

Never, I respond in kind.

I will leave behind my legacy

Of

Words.

I will be one with the immortal figures of history,

the Ones who Wrote,

Scribbled,

Scratched,

Typed,

Spoke.

I am no dog.

I won't be kicked aside.

I will break, over and over again until

I am unbreakable.

My throat will be slit,

My vocal chords shredded,

My tonsils removed by

The clawed hands of

Iniquity —

But my voice.

Oh, my beautiful,

Timeless,

Voice,

Will live on for the strongholds to come.

They will be carried by the winds of

My whistles and whispers.

Be strengthened by the

Gust of my Roars,

Sweetened, Charmed

By my serenades.

My heart was touched by an oath,

And a legend it will stand to be.

It probably couldn’t have been stopped, anyway.

Triumph.

Ring true for me.

Never, ever end.

#zeepie beep : original works! ⭒๋࣭ ⭑🖋˚𔓘｡#mini rant in the tags?? 😆😅#the writer in me was WILDIN when i wrote this #just now posting it?#mm.#original poem #free verse #writblr #original work #i think i wrote this when i was going thru something angsty!#when i was little i was told i talk too much.#and i did!! i was a little chatterbox. i can admit that #but it kinda hurt when i was told that i was talking JUST because i liked the sound of my own voice #like no. i just wasn't silenced at that time. 🥲#undiagnosed adhd i am /pretty/ sure!#because as much as i can remember — half the time i didn't even realize i was talking xdd #i would just say whatever came to my mind.#it's glorified now. at the very most it's a protected trait (in some cases)#when i was a kid - in a family like mine - it was not.#i don't blame them for treating me the way they did - but that don't mean it didn't hurt. y'know?#i still AM a chatterbox of sorts!! but I'm also quiet by development.#my voice is a lot deeper - and it's soft around the edges.#and i bristle when people i know say something like “you're so quiet now!” “what's wrong?” “you used to be so happy.”#WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLL DO YOU MEANNNNNN. 🤣🤣😭😭😭#like. stop putting me in a box?#people change when they get older. and it's not even that!#after the shit i've gone thru - i think i deserve my sweet bubble of silence. don't you?#I don't owe you an explanation.#i will speak when i want to.#and i will not be silenced.

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zyana-wyvern · 1 year

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The Case of The Stolen Dashi Dragon

Just a silly little ASOIAF-Cyberpunk AU/Crossover that I cooked up back in autumn, but didn’t get to finish. Decided to post it as it is.

The short of it is that Zia is a rich, corporate brat and also an ASOIAF nerd and with her father’s money she decided to establish a company specialized in fire based weapons (their most successful product is a flame thrower named Vhagar 😆).

Her biggest idol is also Yorinobu for obvious reasons. Maelstrom are her biggest fans and the ones who help and fill her ranks most, also for obvious reasons.

This started out as a joke, but now I love it and started to take it waay too seriously, even if it is a bit of a crack!AU and should be treated as such.👀😄

Dialogue below

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Zia: Welcome to Erebus Incorporate, Takemura.

Goro: Thank you for receiving us, Valfrid. We are here regarding the assasination attempt upon Arasaka-sama. You and your… organization are main suspects, as you well know. He has been reasonable and offered cooperation, on particular terms.

Zia: On his terms you mean? I’ll have you know we are part of a fully registered and recognized incorporated entity, not an “organization” and numerous, important gangs of NC support us. It is probably why he’s choosing diplomacy, rather than violence. That being said, we deny any implication and rebuke such a horrific accusation. We would never try assassinating Arasaka. The idea is though quite…inspirational.

Goro: Do not mock me, Valfrid. I have not come here to be disrespected. Arasaka-sama is offering a chance that would be fruitful for you. You are but a child with too much money and power on your hands.

Zia: Would you say the same to Yorinobu’s face? After all, both he and I source our wealth and power from our parents.

Goro: Better if you don’t speak of anyone from the Arasaka family.

Zia: Ah, of course. You must admit I’ve achieved more in a shorter time and at a younger age than Yorinobu. Though, he and I do have many things in common, dragons and all. Takemura “sama”, if you would have come here in Yorinobu’s, name I do believe I would have been more opened to cooperation.

Goro: This is my last warning.

Zia: Alright. No more talk about them. I’ll be more lenient. I apologize. Back to the subject at hand. We are not guilty of anything. I presume that the only thing that can now happen is for us to meet in court.

Goro: It is up to Arasaka-sama to decide that, but it is probable. You also will be accused of theft.

Zia: Theft? We’re thieves and assassins? Ah, you insult us.

Goro: The dashi dragon. You stole a dashi dragon that was the property of Arasaka.

Zia: A dashi dragon? It does fit our aesthetic and branding, but I don’t see it anywhere.

Goro: It is right behind you.

Zia: Ah that old thing? It must have floated up here on its own.

Goro: You are mocking me again.

Zia: Perhaps a little… I can cooperate in my own way. By offering you a place among us. You’d be an exceptional addition to our ranks. You wouldn’t even have to change the colour scheme of your clothes.

Goro: I see there is no reasoning with you. You’re accused of assassination attempt and theft.

Zia: If I give you the dragon back will the theft part be annulled? Assassination on its own sounds better.

Goro:…

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twisted-wonderland-shenanigans · 2 years

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Monster au mini Yuu: I saw Ruggie take some shampoos from the hotel. So I took some things too. Then some bigger things. I like stealing. It makes my heart go fast.

Jack: "You really shouldn't be stealing things from others, Yuu. That's a bad thing to do. What if someone were to steal your toys?"

Ruggie: "Ah, come on, they're still young, and it wasn't like they stole anything from the Mystery Shop. Compared to the other kids back home in the slums, they don't need to steal to survi...uh, Yuu, what do you have there?"

Mini!Yuu: "A knife!"

Jack and Ruggie: "NO!!!"

Pffft, while I can't imagine mini!Yuu being in that hotel scenario, I can imagine the little toddler swiping cookies and things they think are toys to play with. 😂 Food is kind of a given as little kids are always hungry just like teenagers, so the boys just learn to get a little extra of the thing Yuu might target on their trays when they look away for a moment (though it's hard to ignore the giggles underneath the table).

Jamil nearly had heart failure when he noticed a tiny hand reaching up to grab one of the veggies he was cutting, let alone when the fingers came so close to the knife!

If it's shiny things that mini!Yuu tends to swipe though, it's typically associated with the bird-monster behaviors. If a student finds their pen missing, they look to Yuu first if they know the toddler was in the area. The staff wonder if it's because they picked up on some of Crowley's habits for collecting shiny things (aka his keys and mirrors) or if it's something that's natural to humans. If its colorful things or soft things they take though then they start to wonder if it's more of a comfort sort of trait that humans develop at that age or if it's a call for attention.

If it's the latter though the boys and staff will make sure that mini!Yuu gets as much attention as they want while teaching them not to steal! Especially to avoid another incident as the toddler running with a knife or pair of scissors. 😅

When Cater got a new super soft pillow for his room, he couldn't help but watch as Yuu--who liked it so much--tried to take it with them before they were told to put it back by Trey. He wasn't even mad because it was hilarious seeing Yuu trying to stuff the large pillow either under their shirt or inside their little backpack, and he got some cute videos of the incident!

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland monster au #twst monster au #twisted wonderland mini!Yuu #twst mini!Yuu #the stealing the pillow thing actually happened with a friend's daughter #had a really super fluffy pillow I had given my mom and she really liked it so she tried to squirrel it away #i ended up buying a new one just for her since she loved it so much 😂#kids are adorable and hilarious 😆

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avaetin · 5 months

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Me: (reads an offensive comment)

Me: They did not just say that.

Me: (looks at their profile and sees their age)

Me: Huh. That explains it. Kid.

#my general and personal rule of the thumb is if you’re 21 and below you are still a kid in my eyes #so there is still some leniency on my part #why is 21 included still? my brother or sister in christ - that’s still probation period in my eyes #in the context of me seeing some nonsense negative pjo content #you're forgiven. because give it a few years you will also realize your mistake lol #i say this openly as well. if you don't think i match your vibe just block me 😆#i post a lot of random stuff and “non-canon to the point of delusional” ships (quote unquote)#so yeah take your self-righteous flag and place it on some other spot or something

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dormiloncito · 4 months

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