Oops, hand slipped and I drew a sexy Cell~

ok so um ;;;

i've recently made this meandering theory shitpost about how in PT world pizza might be legitimately worshipped and what wacky lore consequences would follow from that - one of which, yes, is Pizzahead the Antichrist (should i pin it btw? i feel like pinned post is usually the artist intro, which, oof, i gotta get on that)

btw, people who commented about being convinced by the post: i see you, and welcome to the flock /lh

Hey, do you ever wonder what it would look like if Nie MingJue and Huaisang were twins and NMJ was still strongly exhibiting Da-ge energy? As in a 4 year old NMJ stubbornly insisting on carrying his didi around, who's exactly 13 minutes younger than him and NHS just resignedly allowing him?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...! This is like the opposite energy of WWX and JC who basically act like a set of twins with one (WWX) lording it over the other that he's 13 minutes older so you'd better listen to your elders, A-Cheng.

But for the Nie brothers? Major "he's not heavy, he's my brother" vibes here. I sure hope NHS is still smaller than NMJ--although it might be just as funny to see NMJ insisting on carrying his didi who's basically the same size as him. NHS's feet are just dragging on the floor as NMJ staggers along with him (I'm picturing a small child carrying a cat that's almost as long as the child is tall) with a serious expression and grim determination that he Must take care of his little brother.

thought i'd try designing an oc fandragon... my wonderful yro

i'd like the tail end to be more orange but the only really fitting apparel is the sunburst tail feathers and i simply think they're too big and unwieldy. oh well

Please grow up and realise that knowingly acting like and identifying as an asshole makes you seem like an edgy 11 year old who watches cringe comps

UwU, what's this? A pawthetic widdle bawby boo who cabnot ungerstag rice hab no shame? OwO.

I'm cringing into my soul.

Uhm. To whoever sent this. 1. You're a coward for not replying with your account. 2. I don't care if you think I'm childish, I think it's more fun than me being a full psychopath. 3. What's the problem with that? Some people are just bad people. At least I'm trying to own up to it.

FNAF movie Mike meets Jeremy Fitzgerald

THE KING OF PIRATES

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Added this as a print to buy if anyone would like to grab one as well

Turns out this new Dark World is paid DLC

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

Gem color practice

The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.

i thought i felt your shape, but i was wrong. really all i felt was falsely strong, i held on tight and closed my eyes. it was dumb, i had no sense of your size. it was dumb to hold so tight.

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

dick took the news that a strange thirteen year old broke into his apartment while he was away at the circus pretty well, I gotta say

okay this is actually an incredible return to form for fantasy high.

if they returned to school as is, they would mostly be in relationships, having just saved the world, and basically be best friends with every administrator. two of them would be successful rockstars, one of them would be a saint, one would be a successful secret agent, one would be the captain of the bloodrush team, and another would be a literal oracle. there would be no conflict or interest. they'd all just be at the top of the social and academic ladder. but now their principal and vice principal are both gone, 2/3 have broken up with their partners and the one who is still in a relationship is long distance, the in school decisions they make have actual stakes, and there are people they don't know and things they've missed from being gone for like half of freshman year and then for a bit of sophomore year and the entire summer.

fantasy high, at its core, is about the interpersonal relationships and internal struggles we have in high school, told through the lens of a magical world. no one is perfect and successful and has a group of 6 friends who are constantly happy and hanging out when they're 16. they will have to learn to be people, independent of one another and without all of the crazy over powered connections and advantages they've gained since their freshman year. i'm so excited.