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yellowistheraddest · 2 months

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I WILL NEVER STOP WITH 'DRAGON LOVE HIS SON AND IS A SILLY GUY' PROPAGANDA!!!!

#HE IS JUST AS SILLY AS LUFFY AND GARP BUT HES MORE SELF AWARE OF WHEN TO BE SILLY!!!! AND BROTHER DONT START ME ON #HOW MUCH HE LOVES HIS KID THIS MAN LOOKS OUT TO THE OCEAN AND GOES WATCHES HIS LITTLE GUY LEAVE FOR HIS JOURNEY GODDAMN IT #one piece #one piece fanart #fanart #art #myellowart #monkey d dragon #dragon op #sabo #revolutionary sabo #sabo op #comic #one piece spoilers #water 7 spoilers #dressrosa spoilers #wano spoilers #girl ive collected all the spoilers with mentioning that sabo is alive dragon being his dad and luffy being an emperor

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artilite · 1 month

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star sailor 🎇

this was drawn a little over 2 weeks ago as i was in the middle of act 2! it's kind of funny in retrospect hahaha i put the star shaped light on sif as a nod to my vague theory that sif had a star for a heart/soul but lost it. Well it wasn't quite right but there was one line of dialogue going towards that direction? a win is a win

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downtherabbitholewithlucy · 6 months

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Limp Bizkit featured in Crossbeat & RPM (Rock & Pops) Japanese Magazines (2000)

#where does a person sign up to lounge with LB in that cool little couch grotto?#I can bring the snacks fellas. Fluff your pillows? You got it boys!#Wes is probably like “Guys... I can hear the ocean through the wall!”#Lee just casually flipping Wes off #while Fred looks like he's about to get frisked by a cop like “heya copper... do these dickies make my ass look phat?”#Wes sneakily about to claw at Fred's head makes me chuckle #Sam and John are just there for the vibes lol #I just like seeing the guys have fun and be silly in photoshoots #poor image quality in some of these I know (and the one that's repeated but couldn't leave my boy Sam cropped out like that)#but what can you say? It builds character.#this one has been collecting dust in the drafts for god knows how long. the orange was calling out to me this October I guess.#Limp Bizkit #nu metal #Fred Durst #Sam Rivers #DJ Lethal #Wes Borland #John Otto #down the rabbit hole

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worldsonlylevifan · 10 days

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so its fairly common knowledge that none of the brothers are biologically related (except lucifer and satan of course) but it seems pretty clear that they all met naturally in heaven,,,, levi though, hes from the SEA. how did they assimilate him into the found family

#im torn between lucifer just chucked an anime dvd into the ocean or lucifer just walked in and pulled levi out by the scruff of his neck #the mental images are funny to me #i also think mammon couldve found him and brought him home one day #'i found our new little brother!!' 'mammon put that random guy down'#Obey me!#obey me brothers #leviathan

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rin-enjoyer · 5 months

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"oh sakura is the rin of team 7 cuz they're both gealers" "naruto is the rin of team 7 cuz they're both optimistic" WRONG sasuke is the rin of team 7 on account of they both equate "having goals" with "being a person."

#do you see my vision #guys who hinge their entire identity on what they set out to accomplish lmao lmao #i mean everyone's a little guilty of that but they're by far the worst offenders #nohara “if i want to throw the earth into the sun surely i will get a good grade in being a person” rin #and uchiha “i am an avenger i will kill my brother i wll fulfil my purpose and then like. die i guess” sasuke #its the trauma <3 and the masks <3 and the assumptions that somewhere deep down they have a “real self”#(they dont cuz thats not how personing works. but they think they do. and they're very put out because they cant find it)#i just think they're neat :3333 #oh kakashi is sakura of course of course (aughhhh self flagulation aufg augh)#and naruto is obito. i guess cannon can have that one.#mann naruto makes me sad. golden retrivor of a guy who wanted to change things #but got beat down by the system he wanted to challenge until he was complicit in it. sad!#anyways someday i will compile my thoughts on how rin and sasuke disengage witg the shinobi system #by just. having different values. and Not Caring about that junk #i mean dont get me wrong theres smth wrong with both of them still. its just like. a different #weird problem #ok cool. walks off into the ocean

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figueroths · 22 days

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fabian’s nemesis thing requires the other person to declare themself his nemesis or he can also claim people as nemeses himself? am currently backfloating calmly in a mental ocean where fabian gets an unintentional alert if he sees telemaine make a real threat toward riz like do you spring break believe in ur bestie enough to make an enemy of anyone including ur beloved grandpápá

#not even a shipper i just believe in the power of friendship #ik that sounds like a lie and i am usually down to clown i am just neutral there #but i really love the mechanic and i just watched a clip of where he’s telling riz ‘not your house little guy’#and now this scenario is playing itself out in my mind #that being said i don’t think telemaine would but this is MY mental ocean and i can swim where i please #d20

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stuck-in-the-ghost-zone · 1 year

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i love these ship name polls so mucj because you can TELL just by looking in the notes who claims to be in the fandom and hasnt actually watched the show. some of these are so obvious guys. pointing at the d.px.d/c fans like. you guys have not actually watched danny phantom and it shows

#IM SORRY. THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EBER AND HAS BEEN FOR SO LONG. I CAN BE A LITTLE PRETENTIOUS ABOUT IT.#like. GUYS theyre literally called skulktech. if u are in the dp fandom and have not seen ultimate enemy dont even fukcjng TALK to me #thats the most important episode ever #AND I SAW SOMEONE CONFUSED OVER PHANTOM ROCKER.#thats #like #theres literally a rockstar ghost its SO easy to figure that one out. just from context clues #even the more ''obscure'' names. if u do not know pitch pearl. come on. i know that was mkre of a 2014 thing but COME ONNNNNNN #its just so deeply engrained into me that i cannot imagine not knowing them #the names of the CLASSIC ships. i know amethyst ocean fucking sucks as a name. but its the one thats like actually canon #guys i really wanna talk abt danny phantom can you tell.#i admit i was wrong about superfun but like FOR GOOD REASON. YOU HAVE SUPER DANNY AND FUN DANNY. WHY IS IT NOT CALLED SUPERFUN #<< if u are wondering btw. the actual name for them is heroic amusement. what the fuck.#the alt name is the great divide which is better bc it sounds cooler but COME ONNNN super fun was right there.#CAN I JUST SAY. I FUCKING HATE THAT AMETHYST OCEAN IS THE OFFICIAL NAME FOR DANNY AND SAM BECAUSE THE ALT NAME IS FAKEOUT MAKEOUT #AND THATS SOOOO MUCH BETTER. COME ONNNNN #THATS A JOKE THEY USE IN THE SHOW. COME ON.#im sorry im a dpxdc hater. i dont want to be. but its ALL i ever see in the tag anymore and im tireeddddd #im sure its good. im sure its really good. i can see it. i get it. but so many of u have not watched the show and thats just soooooooooo.#augh. let me be a little pretentious about dp. please #do not claim to know my boy if all u have ever seen of him is the fandom perception!!!!@#because a lot of the time!!! fanon danny is worse!!!!!! the fandom made him so. flat. like hes just an angst puppet now.#either that or Generic Superhero Boy.#like youve taken away all his personality....... i miss my boy #do u even know he loves space. do u even know he wrote an essay on the purpleback gorilla. do u even know he backwashes soda.#sorry...... i love him #BADGER CEREAL. LIKE. I HATE THAT AS A SHIP EBEN IF IT IS PLATONIC BUT LIKE. THE NAME. GUYS. ITS. LITERALLY IN THE FIRST EPISODE HES IN.#GUYS. I KNOW YOU ALL KNOW WHO VLAD IS. HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEEN BITTER REUNIONS.

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natjennie · 2 years

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I've known that modern au's for ofmd don't really do it for me but I think I just put my finger on why. the whimsical and harmless anachronism of it all, of stede and ed's behavior and relationship, of their emotional maturity and immaturity, of the crew's dynamics and camaraderie, of the dialogue in general, in 1717, is such a huge part of not only the show's charm but also it's message. the way the comportment of the revenge clashes with the rest of the world, which we see so clearly with the badmintons, the republic of pirates, and izzy specifically, and the fact that ed finds comfort and safety in stede's wacky way of doing things, it's all integral to the tones and themes of the show.

if you take the intrinsic silliness of the crew of the revenge as compared to the surrounding environment, you change the dynamics completely. which I understand is the idea of an au but, for me, most of the time it so utterly changes everyone's character that it becomes unreadable. I've read a few au stories that do manage to capture a similar uniqueness, which makes the fic really work! but 90% of the au's I see- specifically modern au's simply don't hit the same beautiful tender adorable heartwarming little niche that the show does.

#like. if you take all of what makes stede stede out of the 1700s #he's just a funky little guy #its not the same at all #he just becomes a rich white man who likes the ocean #its not the same #his fish patterned button down or whatever just doesnt capture the same anachronistic charm #and god help me it usually just boils down to rich white guy and bad boy man of color hit it off #which like. misses the point entirely. and somehow makes and misses several other points #idk they just arent Right #yknow #with some fanfics i think. write this whole story with guys with different names. just make some oc's #that's what youre writing #if its so entirely different from the source material #just make it your own thing. if youre going to mischaracterize them so severely. just make different characters #anyway im a little salty that like 80% of the ao3 tag is fucking modern au's #ofmd

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faunina · 2 years

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a super late little entry for mermay: Tuyet and Cetus, from A Queen For The Kingdom, a retelling of The Little Mermaid by @shanastoryteller !

#mermay #the little mermaid #fairy tale retelling #shanastoryteller #step 1: draw fanart in like january #step 2: figure you can just wait until mermay to post it #step 3: nearly let mermay pass you by entirely bc you have adhd OUT THE ASS AND YOU KEEP FUCKING FORGETTING #ANYWAY!!!! ITS STILL MAY SO IT STILL COUNTS #an absolutely fantastic fucking fic. would genuinely consider getting it printed as a book somehow so i can have it on my shelf #also i think this goes without saying but: i ALSO want a big eldritch ocean-snek seamonster pet who can shapeshift and #and is a total sweetheart!!!!!! we all need a cetus in our lives i think #go read the fic!!! it is SO so good and u will love all of these original characters by the end of it #so many OCs in that that just made me go 'WOW i would LOVE a spin-off that just tells the story of THIS guy(gn)'#ficta et picta #a personal blogging experience

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rainbow-sparks · 1 year

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I saw Jay's playthrough of Sally Face today and it made me remember how much I love this game, so I drew Sal :))!!

#seriously I just ahafgz I'm going to be so annoying about this game now I'm sorry (lying)#(everytime I say/read/etc the word seriously I read it in Ocean's voice when she's singing What The World Needs omfg)#his hair looks like that because........uhmm #cute :33 but also I just..can't draw straight hair ://#in pigtails specifically. idk why it just two ponytails so I don't know WHY I can't...#my dad is saying I HAVE to go to school or he won't pay the wifi bill uhmm apparently it 2 months behind?? uhh yeah...? oof guess I'll #fucking kms instead because if I have to be at that DAMN HIGHSCHOOL AGAIN #I am only a freshman and I already wanna bash my head into the desk #MY GYM TEACHER DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MY FUCKING NAME #AND I have to deal w/ shitty fucking allergies on top of that because my mom SUCKS and I didn't think to grad the medicine when I was #leaving yesterday morning mostly cause her BITCH ASS EX WAS THERE IN THE LIVING ROOM (that's connected to the kitchen; where the medicine #was) because she can't kick him out and she has work so she need him there anyway because free babysitting because she had this stupid #fucking kid with him 4 years ago ://#what am I talking about???#sorry for ranting babe hehe <3 back to being a silly little guy ^^!!#so my friend wants me to play D&D with her and her other friend (idk who they are?? she never told me their name)#so that's cool :)#anyway I listened to Sanity Falls again I fucking love those songs god Idk y I stopped listening to these what was wrong w/ me damn :DDD!!!#gonna queue a few post so they go up while I'm either asleep or at school #probably school cause my dad said if I'm asleep he'll beat me awake :/ so yeah...not new whatever :/#can't even complain; cause according to my parents it isn't abuse to hit you're CHILD and they had it worse so stfu and I hate you' like #WTF WAS THAT? BRO?? ughh like okay yeha I get it I've been out for a bit but like...really? has Hitting use worked EVER? no? THEN WHY ARE #THEY STILL DOING IT??........ugghhh fuck #night dude :p #omfg I ranted to much I forgot to tag #sally face #sal fisher #sally face sal

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grimark · 2 years

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the biggest scuba diving related culture clash i’ve ever experienced was when i was talking to a group of dudes who all admitted that they regularly pissed in their wetsuits as if that was just a totally normal thing to do.

#for anyone who’s not familiar with how wetsuits work: they let a bit of water in and then mostly keep it there. to keep you warm.#like a little bit will leak in and out but for the most part it stays in there #so if you piss in it the water doesn’t just go out into the ocean. you will be sloshing around in it until you take the wetsuit off.#and like. ok if you’re on a really long dive then MAYBE you have no other choice #but generally speaking you’re not gonna be underwater for so long that you can’t just hold it #but these guys fully did not believe me when i said i’d never pissed in my wetsuit #like. sorry bear grylls of the ocean but it has never been necessary for me to do that.

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chisatowo · 2 years

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Wowzie the gang is all here! Only two of them have names, but it's ok Ill figure smth out

#keese draws #oc art #ocs #oc posting #pls prepare for me to be a lil annoying with the self rbs on this one </3 #anyways I can FINALLY actually talk abt this story a lil bit now!!#Im still refining things but basically the main pov is the middle kid who used to be a tree and the son of an old powerful being #but one day his mom's forest got burned down and he died :(#but its ok he got better but only thousands of years later in an new body and hes trying to figure out what happened to him and his mom #pretty early on he ran into stanley and quartez who were two half siblings from the kingdom that most the other stories take place in #they had to leave and are mostly just wanderinf and trying to survive and stanley decides to help this odd lil fella out #the guy to the far right was found next in the region that the main kids mom used to control #they were being possesed by a magic user after being infected with this tree parasite but they managed to break the wizard's staff and #pacify the parasite mostly because of quartez getting possesed tbh but they found them too #they were here because they read of an anchient artifact and tried to find it and got possesed in tge process #now they have no idea where they are or how long theyve been possesed so party member aquired woo 🎉#but theyre more interested in whatever is going on with these losers anyways so they sugguest that they try seeking out an old god that #lives deep in the dangerous waters of the seemingly endless ocean with the help of some of their magic #so they go down there main kid gets dragged away buy the kid to the far left but the big ocean lady manages to catch them both and is like #hi little ones whats up have my blessing #and the main kid is like can u bless my friends too?#and shes like ya hold on and summons the other three there #and meanwhile the eel girl is quietly freaking the fuck out because shes been raised with the goal of killing this lady #long story short she brings them home to subtly ask her parents what to do with them because thered been rumors that one of them has a #super powerful magic item that holds the power of another old god that might give them the strength to kill the ocean lady #and theyre like ok ok. lets not shed blood that we dont need to since the ocean god has her eyes on these guys and we dont want her #suspecting anything so just like tag along with them and gain their trust and then either steal it or have them give it to you #so then she joined the gang too yippee #and then ~stuff~ happens or whatever #thats the basic run down of the squad but I have more I just do not have the energy to go through everything rn dydkgdjsy

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real-fire-nerd-hours · 5 months

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KISS MEME SKETCHES I DID THEY KINDA SUCK BUT I DID MY BEST FOR P R A C T I C E KSDFJNSDFJN ... you can kinda tell immediately what style I'm more comfortable with LMAO KSDFKJSDFN

#self ship #self insert #ohgod all the tags OKAY LETS GOOOOOO #🖤 Keeper of Crows 🖤#💿 Broken Record 💿#🌊 Oceans and Lakes 🌊#🏕️ Lake Lilac Sweethearts 🏕️#💌 Ink and Caviar 💌#🕸️ ink blot 🕸️#I am not the greatest at drawing but by god did I want to d r aw sdknfskdfjn #I do need to try and figure out how to draw furries sdfkjn IM SO SORRY TO BUSTER & BOWSER & GANTU & EUGENE #I LOVE YOU GUYS BUT WHY ARE YOU SO HARD TO DRAW SFDKJN #Eugene is a little easier since Whacked is like... really shape focused bUT STILL HARD SDFKNJ #Also gristol and laura are invisible in theirs dsfkjn just fyi lmao

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theminecraftbee · 3 months

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"So, and I can't believe I have to be the guy to point this out," Doc starts hesitantly.

"Terrible start! Go on," Cleo says.

"But you seem to be one of the only sane people left right now," Doc continues.

"Even more terrible, although I appreciate your delusion," Cleo says.

"And I have to--you know, if you're going to make fun of me for bringing you a problem maybe I just won't. I can solve it myself. I basically solved the moon thing myself," Doc says. "I am trying to be responsible before this turns into a whole thing."

"Doc, you came to me. Did you want anything that wasn't me making fun of you? Because you know, if so, I really feel bad for you. I already feel bad enough for you that you think you actually managed to do anything at all about the moon thing."

Doc throws his hands up. "I am trying to warn you the ocean is evil! It's important! This is important!"

"The deep sea being evil isn't new," Cleo starts, "I was building Atlantis last season--"

"It sent, sent, salmon people to kill me!"

Cleo stops. They look Doc in the eyes. They search for any signs of deception at all. It's a little hard to tell, on account of Doc only having one eye even capable of expressiveness, and his face being the opposite of human, but...

"What?" Cleo says dumbly.

"It was like, like, Beef and Skizz, they were crazy! They were talking about a giant fish and how I shouldn't defy it. And I was like, what is a Big Salmon? I don't know, man, but they're ocean mobsters. And then I started looking. It's not just them. It's not just them Cleo, it's everyone. The ocean, man, it's evil, it's getting everyone. I've, I've made a list. Grian. Have you looked at Grian lately?"

"I think if we were worried about every time Grian got possessed then we wouldn't have any free time," Cleo says hesitantly.

"Right, right, but it was supposed to be Demise. The killing each other, all of the killing each other. I thought, oh, that'll get it out of their systems. But it's not just him Cleo! It's--have you seen Gem? She's all, oh, I will build a boat. Oh, I'll provoke the creatures of the deep. And then. Do you know what I saw all of Team ZITS doing? Fishing!"

"Doc," Cleo says, increasingly concerned for him. He looks... disheveled.

"And not just fishing, oh no. They were standing in the water fishing! And Pearl! Have I mentioned that Pearl is dressing up as a salmon? I mentioned that, yes? The salmon Pearl?"

"You hadn't, unless that was the big fish thing," Cleo says.

"No, that was something different, I think Pearl is maybe a different salmon."

"Sure, okay, more than one salmon, that makes sense," Cleo says dryly.

"And everyone, they are fishing each other around the ocean, yes? Etho is in the ocean! XB is in the ocean! I think I saw Joe crawl out of the ocean earlier, he was all wet and haunted! Surely that is a sign the ocean is evil."

"No, he's just like that," Cleo says. "Also, I did the fishing rod thing too. I think it's just... normal fun."

"They're getting you too. My assessment that you're the sane one. I've said too much."

"I think you need sleep," Cleo says. "Doc, there isn't an ocean-based conspiracy. It's the start of the season. You know we're just like this."

"That's the thing, I can't sleep," Doc says. "I can't. I sleep and I see it. I see it, lurking beneath the waves. It's calling for me Cleo. It's calling. And when it calls, it seems so--kind. But then. But then! I wake up, and I remember the shape of it, and..."

Doc shudders and stops talking. Cleo looks at him a moment longer and then, like comforting a nervous animal, takes his shoulder.

"You should take a nap. It's the start of the season. You're over-stressing yourself. Too much too fast?" they say, as soothingly as possible.

"It's coming for us," Doc says. "It's coming. I don't want to ignore it this time, yes? What's coming for us. We should--we should--"

"Even if it is, Doc, I don't think we can fight the ocean. Come on. Maybe sleeping in my base will help reset your brain."

Doc shudders, but lets Cleo guide him inside. They watch until at last he falls asleep fitfully before shaking their head and sighing.

"A giant fish that was trying to kill him. Honestly. I don't know where he gets these things from. Always a conspiracy with him..."

They decide to go to Ren. Ren knows how to humor Doc. Surely they can get in their ridiculous games again, and Doc will forget all about this. Doc would enjoy the Ministry of Ministries. Maybe he can be an anarchist or something. That would be good for him.

Doc cries out in his sleep. Cleo turns to him.

Then again, they have this strange sinking feeling in their stomach. Doc's... awfully worked up.

But it's Doc.

Surely it's nothing.

#hermitcraft #docm77 #zombiecleo #a bee fic #SO THE CONTINUED OBSESSION EVERYONE HAS WITH THE OCEAN HUH.#hermitfic

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shotmrmiller · 13 days

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now im thinking about how you're technically johnny's wife of convenience but now also simon's girlfriend.

like maybe you're crazy but you do remember johnny telling you that you can see other people, just don't bring them home. but every time you try to, simon is there.

something always suspiciously happens when you're out, conveniently forcing you to cut the date short, and the one that picks you up is simon. he doesn't even let you walk yourself out either. he'll already be at your table, putting your phone and wallet in the back pocket of his jeans. and what's worse, with the one guy who didn't mind, the one who had asked for a raincheck, simon told him that you have a husband at home waiting for them with a warm dinner.

he chuckles under his breath at the guy's reaction— ashen face, wide eyes, and gaping mouth. "don't know what ya saw in tha' bloke anyway. he didn't even cover the bill." because simon stared at him until he skittered out the front door without a backward glance.

and then their dates. they're supposed to be a couple; you're just a front, so why do they keep taking you with them as a third wheel. is it an exhibitionist kink? because that's what it feels like every time they're together. it's all sloppy kisses, grabby hands and you swear that if you hadn't spun around and briskly walked away that one lazy saturday simon was home, they would've probably let you watch them fuck each other stupid on the living room carpet.

it's also hard to bring it up to johnny because either simon's there, leaning on the kitchen island with his arms crossed as he watches you exist, or is taking up far too much space on the couch so that if you want to sit there and watch the telly, you're obligated to press up against his massive thigh. (manspreading, simon? really? truly?) or you can't look him in the eye after listening to the headboard repeatedly slam against the wall all night. you can still hear johnny's moans curling around the edges of your very conscious.

then, you meet the rest of the 141: a tall, broad bear of a man with the ocean in his eyes and an iconic mutton chop beard. john price, he'd rumbled as he shook your hand. and then the other one, a devastatingly pretty man with chocolate-brown eyes, a small scar on his cheek, and perfect, white teeth. kyle, the boys call me gaz. a pleasure. he'd grabbed your hand with both of his as he also shook it.

johnny doesn't stick around, excusing himself quickly as he takes a phone call but simon does. he stands directly behind you— a suffocating presence a silent guardian— so close you can feel his body warmth on the expanse of your back.

little close there, eh simon?

no' at all, boss.

once he starts showing up at your college with lunch, you feel like your patience is dangling by a fragile, whisper-thin thread so you confront him directly.

only to have him shut you down in seconds.

what's johnny's is mine. now sit, i know ya didn't eat breakfast this mornin'.

at least he brought you your favorite meal:}

#call of duty #simon ghost riley #johnny soap mactavish #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #john soap mactavish #john soap mactavish x reader

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lecliss · 1 year

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Screaming and crying and bawling and just. Fucking dying. Im getting all the sub events this time around and it turns out if you go back to the Leronde clinic, theres actually a scene where Alvin and Jude's dad talk and they name drop Exodus so much earlier than in the main story AND they dont beat around the bush about Alvin and him already knowing each other. I cant fucking believe it!!!! And Alvin defends Jude too!!!!! And says theyre friends and they trust each other!!!! And it makes the eventual betrayal hurt even worse AGAIN!!!!!!

#imagine getting that scene early enough on a first playthrough. THE SHOCK. THE COFUSION.#i just cant believe they mentioned exodus like that. youre not supposed to hear the name until xian du #they seem REAL acquainted with each other tho. more so than i expected. idk of any of the novels cover it #but i wonder how well alvin and derrick know each other.#like did derrick have history with either of alvin's parents or maybe gilland? obviously i know he knows gilland cuz who in exodus wouldnt?#but like. i mean before they got stranded. or did derrick help treat alvin's mom in the early days of her being sick before he left???#did derrick ever try to help out alvin??? he seems like the kinda guy that wouldnt tbh.#just fuckin imagine youre a doctor on a cruise that crosses an impassable barrier in the ocean and everyone on the ship #starts a terrorist group to try to get home. you included. and the little 4yo kid with a sick mom whose uncle started this shit #is raised basically as a killing machine and nothing else. and one day youre like. welp. peace out.#and 20 years later when youve got youre own son. you find out hes become best friend with that now grown up killing machine kid #and the guy's telling you to not be so hard on your son while neither of you can say in front of him that youre terrorists.#like derrick sucks as a person. no doubt. but his life is so fucking funny!!!! like thats what you get bitch!!!#personal

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