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notebookpapers · 5 months
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hey. hey its ok. dan and phil full force revival, ok???
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thatmexisaurusrex · 1 year
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For the "A Couple of Guys" prompt of the @sambuckylibrary's TFATWS Anniversary Event 2023. Just a little edit for "a couple of guys" vibes. Enjoy! 🥰
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lvcky0ne · 3 months
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📱- for Han and Haruki please 😁
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。:°ஐ you've received a new message from Haneul 🌟 ! — find haruki at @intoloopin !
SEND📱FOR A LOOK INSIDE WHAT MY MUSE HAS OF YOURS ON THEIR PHONE 
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vixx-ari · 1 year
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I have risen after millenia. Now have human! Noodlemoon sketches
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I'll start doing actual drawings soon enough, but certainly not right now soo yeah
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miniaturemallow · 2 years
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Work doodles that are redraws of work doodles done on paper before I got a phone stylus
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banyonkanyonk · 1 year
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awesome sauce
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indigo6f00ff · 7 months
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need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago
(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)
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possessable · 10 months
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Hello i'm a normal person here's some stuff i drew to illustrate different traits different "person getting controlled" tropes can have
edit: obligatory possession shorthand code link because people seem to be using this like the possession code but just. without the code part
edit: DO NOT BE HORNY ON MY POST 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
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dragonboyteeth · 5 months
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I love being fully unaware of YouTuber drama and which channels are "popular." My first reaction at the start of that section was "who the hell is James Somerton"
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doublegoblin · 1 year
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The unwanted caroler.
“Hey Hank!” The call came from down in the kitchen.
“Yeah?” He answered from the master bathroom.
“You heard from your mah yet?”
Turning the exhaust fan off and letting the steam out through the open door “What?”
“I said, have you heard from your mah yet!?”
“Can you just come up ‘ere I can’t understand a word your sayin’?”
Heavy feet stomp up the squealing steps “I said-” turning the corner into the room “ya heard from ya mah?”
Hank tosses his damp towel at Mikey with a snicker “Nah, I ain’t too worried yet. She’s probably takin’ her sweet time. You know how little old ladies are.”
With a startled grunt Mikey peels the towel from his face. “Well put some pants on and help me with the burd.”
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Crowded into the small kitchen; with the terracotta tiles, lime green accents, and stainless steel appliances; the men bumped elbows and asses trying to get the last second fixings on the holiday meal. 
Knock Knock Knock
Watching a pot of sauce with intense focus “Hank can you get that, might be your mah.”
“Yeah yeah I’m on it. Oh, I tasted it, maybe a little extra salt or vinegar?” He shuffles out of the confined space.
“Hey, uh, can you show me exactly on a map where I asked for the critique?” With a playful smile he bumps Hanks on the way out with his rear.
“Bah!” Hank waves a hand dismissively and opens the front door “Hey Mah glad you could…” Peeking his head beyond the threshold, no mother, only footprint leading to and from the door. With a disgruntled sigh he closes the door.
“Not her?” Mikey inquires leaning back from the pot of bubbling sauce.
“Nah, fuggin’ neighbor kids again. Of all the god damn times of the year…”
“Uh-bupbup, you promised you’d watch that sailor mouth for Christmas. Santa is watchin’ you know.”
“Jolly bastard can kiss my…sigh…sorry. Need a hand still?”
“I think I’m good in ‘ere, just keep me company? Put on a show or somethin’.”
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Hank hangs up the phone and takes his seat back on the couch, snuggling up close to Mikey.
“Glad she let us know.” Mikey says resting his head on Hank’s shoulder.
“Yeah, I didn’t want to say anythin’ to ‘er face but I was kinda worried. What with the weather being what it is and her eyes ain’t as good anymore.”
Knock Knock Knock
“I’ll get it this time.” Mikey goes to the door.
Same as before nobody was around. As Hank sat on the couch he thought he could see a face peeking through the drawn curtains at him. But, after blinking, it was just an oddly shaped patch of snow.
Tap…tap…tap
“Gutter is really startin’ to rattle. Hey, tomarra, remind me to call Tony to come take a look will ya?”
“You realize that’s Christmas Day, right Hank?”
“Eeeeh, I’ll leave a voicemail.”
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Setting down at the table the men filled their plates with the Christmas feast they had prepared. Hank was about to take a bite of ham when Mikey slaps his hand.
“Ow, the fuck was that for?” He rubs the sore spot.
“Were ya raised in a barn? We ain’t said grace yet. Your turn this time.” 
Hank grumbles but complys. Both men clasp their hands, bow their heads, and close their eyes.
“Dear heavenly fatha’ we thank you for this meal. I thank you for keepin’ me mah safe during these inclement times-”
Knock knock knock
A slight pause “we also give thanks for our health these past few months. The work you did through those docs’ kept my little cousin Terry on this here Earth for another spin and-”
Knock knock bang
Hank tightens his grip and speaks through a clenched jaw “and we ask you bless our house for many years to come. Now we take up this food in your name-”
BANG BANG KNOCK KNOCK BANG BANG BANG
“Amen-FUCKIN’ HELL!” Hank slams his hands down on the table, silverware clattering to the floor. With a swift push and rise his chair falls to the floor and he stomps his way over to the buckling door.
Gripping the handle with white knuckles he flings it open “Da fuck do you want!?”
Standing taller than the door frame an abnormally thin man leans down so his face peeks just past the top trim. His face is stark white with deep set eyes of crimson. Lips pulled tightly up in a macabre combination of a grin and grimace. He speaks through clenched teeth of bone white.
“Good evening. I do hope I am not intruding on anything important. You see. I am having some car trouble, and I was wondering if I could come in to use your telephone to call for a repair man?” His voice was strained but velvety, holding a tinge of predatory delight.
Hank slams the door on the man and trudges back to his seat and angrily picks at the mashed potato tower he had constructed. He glances up at Mikey who is sitting crossed armed and with a disapproving stare.
“What?”
“You know very well ‘what’. Hank, it’s Christmas Eve, let him use our phone.”
The tower had been professionally disassembled into small chunks of debris. Hank sighs and more gently stands back up and heads to the door.
Tha man was still standing in the same position, still grinning, looming.
“I do say that was quite rude. Is it not customary to help those in need during the holiday season.” His eyes twinkle in the candlelight.
“Look I’m not about to have some rando’ come into my house, no matta’ what time of year it is. But,” he digs around in his pocket for some loose change “down at the corner of Burkley and Tavern is a pay phone. Thing still works, use this to call a ride.” Hank goes to hand the man the coin but is grabbed by a clawed boney hand. He struggles and eventually gets his hand free and slams the door once more. 
“Hank are ya hurt?” Mikey rushes over and looks Hank’s arm over.
“I’m fine, basta’d has a hell of a grip. I thought carolers were suppose to sing nice songs and shit.”
The lights go out. The only thing saving the men from engulfing shadows were the candles lit along the mantle.
“Sonofabitch! Did he cut the fuggin’ power!?” Hank makes his way to the broom closet near the stares.
“Hank calm down, it was most likely a powa’ line.” Mikey pulls out his phone to look for any news of an outage.
Scratch scratch scratch
The rough sound of claws sliding down bricks carried from the darkened fireplace. Chattering teeth clacked and snapped growing louder and louder.
“Never in all my time have I had the displeasure of meeting a more repugnant home owner.” The man's voice bellowed from just beyond the flue. “Oh such a giving time of year no less! Oh no no, this can not go unpunished.” His spindly fingers curled around the mantle, snuffing out each of the lit candles with a long and boney finger. “I will enjoy taking my time draining you for every drop of that peasant blood.”
As the man’s head slowly loomed down into view his expression changed from a confident sneer to a confused frown. Pointed right between his eyes was the barrel of a sawed-off shotgun. His eyes traced it up to the hand holding it. From the hand to the arm. Then from the arm all the way to the beet red face of the man holding it. 
“I-” the man started to say.
“Merry Christmas, get the fuck out.”
The neighbors called the police in response to the gunshot. When they arrived at the address all they saw was the two men, a lovely meal, and a roaring fireplace.
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zipsunz · 9 months
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a comic i did for sunny's birthday ☀️ 🎨
(art by me, script by @sunkitty143!)
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thatmexisaurusrex · 2 years
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Congratulations on the milestone!!!
For sambucky drabble #29, please?
Oooh, I was hoping someone would choose this one 😆 Thank you so much for the prompt, @hot-chocolates-world! This fic is a little more mature than I usually would do for the Daily SamBucky Fluff Diary, but it's not in the realm of full-on steamy either. It felt like something I should warn people though. I hope you enjoy the fic! 🥰
Prompt 4: “No time to explain! Make out with me.”
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Sam was just jogging. He was literally minding his own business, doing nothing out of the ordinary. It was his morning routine, really. He got up. He jogged.
He hadn't really been thinking what that sound behind him could have been until he saw Bucky, running a little past him before Bucky stopped in front of him, all sweat-drenched... and glistening... breathing a little heavy in a way that really accentuated his chest...
Suffice to say, Sam promptly ran into Bucky. Had Sam had enough time to properly slow down? Maybe. But it was a little hard to when he saw Bucky Barnes like that right in front of him.
Sam thought that it would have hurt more. He was essentially running into an immovable object. But Bucky was soft and kind of warm, and wrapped his arms around Sam in a panic, like he was worried Sam would bounce off of him and stumble backward, which Sam might have almost done.
Sam gazed up at Bucky, not really sure what was going on. Sam wouldn't say he was at one-hundred percent capacity at the moment. He only just started his morning jog, and he usually had coffee after.
"No time to explain! Make out with me," said Bucky, and before Sam could even register what was going on, it started.
Soft lips pressed onto Sam's, his body instantly relaxing at the touch. He found his arms wrapping around Bucky's body, wanting to pull him in closer, know him more. He sensed Bucky losing himself in it too, Bucky becoming pliable to Sam as Sam took the chance and deepened the kiss.
There were moans coming from both of them as Sam felt them both sway on wobbly feet. Bucky somehow landed them on the grass to the side of the road softly and rolled them over, pinning Sam to the ground.
Sam felt the weight of Bucky on him.
He felt their groans reverberate in his bones.
He felt his own hips inadvertently jolt up as Bucky unconsciously slid on Sam deliciously.
Were they supposed to be doing something? Were they the kind of people who made out with each other? Sam knew distantly that this happened for a reason, but he was having trouble caring about anything other than Bucky grinding down on Sam and how it made Sam shiver.
Sam then realized, like a bucket of ice water poured atop him, that he and Bucky were sort of, kind of humping each other while they made out on the side of the road.
Sam... promptly shifted Bucky off of his body, the both of them landing on their sides. And for a few fantastic moments where Sam almost forgot why he got Bucky off of him, Sam lost himself in long, wanting kisses. He was almost regretful that he had to make them stop, seeing the blissed-out look Bucky had, how kiss swollen his lips were.
"Is there a reason why you did this here and not any time before in our apartment?" asked Sam, a little delirious because he just realized he had a full-on heavy petting make out session with his roommate.
"What?" Bucky started, sounding dazed before he recovered a few more brain cells, "Oh. Right. Um. There was a threat coming your way. And people get uncomfortable about PTA, so..."
Bucky blushed as Sam heard noises coming from the earpiece Bucky definitely had on, now that Sam was looking for it.
"The threat has been neutralized," said Bucky.
Sam... reached out and grabbed Bucky's hand.
"Would you want to do more uncomfortable for other people PTA back at the apartment?" asked Sam.
Sam laughed as Bucky immediately stood up and pulled Sam into a bridal carry, sprinting back home as fast as a car.
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dozydawn · 1 year
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Mayerling.
Melissa Hamilton and Rupert Pennefather.
Lauren Cuthbertson and Thiago Soares.
Natalia Osipova and Edward Watson.
Melissa Hamilton and Rupert Pennefather.
Natalia Osipova and Edward Watson.
Sarah Lamb and Steven McRae.
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wasyago · 11 months
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the brainrot won
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shrimpricebowl · 3 months
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oh thank god
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payasita · 8 months
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wool pillow
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