We didn't need any of those.
We didn't need a movie about Malcolm looking for his stupid girlfriend.
We didn't need a movie about Grant lost on that stupid island.
We didn't need a reboot starring Starlord.
We didn't need a gothic horror movie directed by a squeaky Spaniard.
We didn't need a movie about bugs.
We didn't need any of these, but somehow we got all of these and somehow they made billions. This is all your fault, you know that? You guys are killing me here.
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🤍🌸 • ° Masterlist ° • 🌸🤍
Legend
fluff 🌷
lime 🍋🟩 slight suggestive content (making out for example ..)
lemon 🍋 slighlty lighter version of smut (no p or d word)
angst ☔ characters suffering mentally and emotionally
WIP : work in progress
All my writings are Fem!Reader unless mentioned otherwise
❀ More about me at the bottom of this post
I’m trying my best with English since it’s not my mother tongue and I will take all the advices 🤍
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multi-chapter
- Star Wars -
Obi Wan Kenobi
Obi Wan x You | 🌷 • 🍋🟩 • 🍋 |
Relief
WIP
word count :
summary : you’re on a break from your jedi missions as your period pains were aching you, making you stay in bed. maybe your former master would know something to ease your pain.. or maybe not.
WARNINGS : MDI 18+ HOT LEMON at the end ; mention of menstruation pain ; slight angst ; lime (making out & teasing) ;
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Ben Kenobi
Ben x you | ☔ • 🌷 • 🍋+ |
Under the Stars
WIP
word count :
summary : maybe this man living as an hermit needs more company than he would admit.
WARNINGS : MDI 18+, this is the most smutty smut thing I've ever written omg, I got carried away..
I blame Ben for being so hot and cute, that's said. Sorry..
• Friends •
Joey Tribbiani
The One with the Sketchbook
Joey x You | 🌷 • 🍋🟩 |
WIP
word count : -
summary :you’re an art student who comes to ny for your last year of degree. it’s your first time in the US so you discover life in new york thanks to joey, your new roommate, and his next-door friends ;
warnings : suggestive content ;
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Rachel & Joey
The One with Rachel’s feelings
Rachel x Joey |🌷| Fix-it Fic
WIP
word count :
summary : rectifying the barbados event love thing between our fav roommates, despite all the respect I have for the original show’s authors work ;
warnings : none, this just fluffy fluff, with some light angst ;
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- Jurassic World -
Owen Grady
Can’t Stop Loving You
Owen x You (Self-Insert) | 🌷 • ☔ • 🍋 |
WIP
word count : -
summary : you got a chance to work on Isla Nublar as a trainer for herbivorous dinos. an unexpected colleague piqued your curiosity as he was the trainer of.. actual living raptors. featuring an unexpected lady boss that broke into your life, and broke your heart ;
warnings : MDI 18+ Lime & (very) HOT LEMON, angsty lemon but! happy ending ;
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- Tolkien - Middle Earth -
Kili
Stardusts’ Hope
Kili x Fem!Elf Reader | ☔ • 🌷 |
WIP
word count: -
summary: a dwarf prince and an elven lady; alternative ending of the battle of the five armies ;
warnings : -
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One-Shots
• Friends •
Joey Tribbiani
The One with the Scars
Joey x You (Self-Insert) | ☔ • 🌷 • 🍋🟩 |
WIP
words: -
summary : joey and you have been close friends for a long time. he has been there for you during your recovery after your surgery, and this, certainly, has changed everything ;
warnings : 15+ ; no graphic descriptions but scars and physical pain related to the healing process ; (please avoid reading if you are uncomfortable with these topics) ; some sensitive references ;
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The One with Ross’s ex
Joey x You | ☔ • 🌷 • 🍋🟩|
WIP
word count : -
summary : after you break up with Ross, the situation doesn’t get better. your friends are here for you, and Joey is there. maybe your true love has been in front of you since the beginning ;
warnings : 15+ some references / lime ; slight angst
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The One with the Cinema tickets
Joey x You (Self-Insert) | 🌷 • 🍋🟩 |
WIP
word count : -
summary : you had a crush on joey since months but the only one to know was your bestie, chandler ;
warnings : 15+ some references ;
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The One with the Flower Shop Owner
Joey x You | 🌷 |
WIP
word count : -
summary : joey went to a flower shop as he wanted to make a surprise for Emma’s birthday, and he saw you, with a pink peony bouquet in your hands ;
warnings : some references but this is just fluffy cute joey fluff ;
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- Actors -
Matt Leblanc
The One with the Race
Matt x You (self-insert) | 🌷 • 🍋🟩 |
WIP
word count : -
summary : you attend your first Formula 1 GP and you encounter someone who will be your companion for the week end, and maybe more ;
warnings : mention of mourning, loss ; some ref (making out) ;
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Will Poulter
Golden Soul
Will x Reader | 🌷 • 🍋 |
WIP
word count : -
summary : you were invited to tell your story at schools as you were approached by an association fighting against bullying & child abuse ;
warnings : MDI 18+ ; anxiety crisis/stress/lack of breath mention/describing ; suggestive content ; lemon (lighter version of smut - no dirty talk, no bad words but suggestion of sex, making out) ;
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❀ About me : you can call me Nienna and in life, I’m a French Artist. Obsessed with drawing, drinking tea and petting cats. Other than that I recently discovered I was still able to fangirl just like a teen. And I’m currently nourishing a hard passion for the Friends TV series.. so I write a lot for Joey ♡
❀ I never dared to share my stories/fictional writings publicly so it’s a big step for me. (I don’t write nasty smut (bad/slut talking, too raw for me), but I like to write some lime and lemon, lighter versions of smut, tho being no less than hot) !
❀ I will update this list when a writing will be ready/published and if I add new wips !
header picture is not mine!
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