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Can I please request yandere judd from big mouth headcanons :)
I knew this was coming. I was waiting for the day 😭😭😭😭😭
This is such an old ask
Pt 2, Pt 3
God, he's terrifying
And he knows it
He has a type [Emo girls like him] so he's surprised when he likes an idiot like you
You're his sister's friend which makes it even worse
And to add onto it, his stupid fucking brother, Nick, also has a stupid fucking crush on you
He will threaten to slit his brother's throat if he [Nick] dares to hit on you
"You're to young for her anyway-"
"Well, maybe, but at least she actually likes me and isn't scared of me."
"I'm going to fucking end you"
He's nicer to you than he is to other people
You usually ask him for [illegal] favors, because he's the only criminal you know, but it's always a last resort, because you're scared of him
When he buys alcohol for his sister's, Leah's, dumb parties, he buys a special one for you, because he knows you like it. It's the only 'illegal' thing you do, which he finds funny
"Oh, this is Y/n's favorite!" Leah exclaims excitedly, grabbing a bottle
"I know."
"Oh."
He doesn't want to, but he does end up asking Leah for help, because you're scared of him
"Aww, you have a crush on Y/n? That's actually super cute. It's like those romance movies where the opposites-"
"Shut up. I'm only asking, because she won't talk to me"
"Have you ever tried talk to her?"
"No, I've never tried that. Thank you for opening my eyes-"
"Okay Jackass, calm down or I won't help you."
Leah invites you over more, surprising you, and you learn more about her parents than you'd like to know. In fact you know more about them than you do yourself
"Oh my god, your parents are weird," You whisper to Leah, causing her to softly chuckle
"Yeah, I know. Imagine living with them"
"Aww, Jessi has a crush on Judd. That's cute and creepy" [Leah]
"You're such a fucking dick!" [Nick]
"Your girlfriend is a klepto, that's not my fault." [Judd]
"At least my crush isn't scared of me" [Nick]
Judd looks up from his food, glaring at Nick. Nick is scared but he has to stand his ground. "You better sleep with one eye open tonight. Because I'm going to be your worse nightmare."
Nick uses the fact that you think he's 'cute' against Judd
Whenever you come over, he [Nick] always makes sure to talk to you in front of Judd and be a 'cute kid'
Judd is protective of you and if you're ever thinking of doing something illegal, he'll talk you out of it
[Even though he'd love to do it with you, he doesn't want you getting in trouble. You're a good kid and he doesn't want to ruin that]
You make this man grow a conscious, lucky you
He'll let you have his shirts if you want them [It's kind of a throw back to Jessi stealing his shirts] [You can steal his shirts, he wouldn't mind. He'd find it pretty hot]
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Angstmas
Rules!: Listen.. here's how this works... you get to send in for someone out of the list I have.. and I'll write an angst story for it... now this week and the week after Thanksgiving I have drivers ed so I'll probably start the week after that. All the way up to Christmas... maybe even new years if you want. When you request please send in the quote not just the number it is... it makes it easier. If there is anyone you want to request for who isn't on the list.. just message me and ill let you know if ill write for them. Thank you! Merry fucking Christmas!
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☆harry potter (any era)☆
☆harry
☆Ron
☆Fred
☆George
☆Remus
☆Sirius
☆James
☆Teddy lupin
☆James Potter (Harry's son)
☆albus potter
☆Big Mouth☆
☆Judd birch
☆Fnaf☆
☆Mike Schmidt
☆Abby (platonic only thats just weird)
☆Scream☆
☆Billy loomis
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☆Angst prompt
☆Reactions to 'I love you' (yes I will make them sad no matter what)
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An Endless Mission [J/Birch]
Judd Birch x Leah's BFF reader
Summary
Leah is your best friend and she knows your dirty little secret... she knows that- YOU HAVE A BIG FAT CRUSH ON HER OLDER BROTHER JUDD!
You've had this crush on him for years and for years she has made it her mission to get you two together!
A/n - Writing this just cause he was my favorite Character in the show lol. I don't know... He just gave off that kind of vibe where he's sweet but psycho. Anyways I feel like he deserves more love. 😘
Warning! *SPOILER SEASON 1 Cussing, alcohol, mentions of boobs, boob touching, slight drowning, degrading, depression, anxiety, slight physical abuse
Word Count: 6,067
⚠️NOT MY ART⚠️
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/"Talking"//Thinking//Muttering-Whispering/
***Narrator's Pov***
"Leah! You said this was a pool party!?" You whined, trying to cover up your bikini body with your hands, but miserably failed. All your clothes were inside your bag, too, so you couldn't just grab them and change right then and there.
Though it would be a lie to say that you didn't want to try...
When you saw that familiar black hair with blue highlights, walk into the living room- You. Wanted. To. Die.
Right then and there... Your crush... Standing just a few feet away from you- just looking at you as if you were a maniac.
"Why are you in a bikini?" He asked. His voice was as deep as ever.
"Um... Uh..." You were dying out there. Your heart was beating, and your face was flushed red. You looked like you took a dip in a pool with all the sweat you were accumulating- meanwhile, your 'best friend' just stood there giggling.
You were so embarrassed...
"So, Judd- what do you think of Y/n's bikini she's going to wear tomorrow for the pool party?" She said with a teasing voice.
He stood there for a moment and then grunted. Giving you a slight nod, then left. His face never changed. He didn't even give you a little smirk...
"Wha- what's that supposed to mean?!" I said to Leah once he was fully gone.
She snorted. "You're hot. That's what it means." She giggles even more.
"Leah!!!" Your face turned an even brighter shade of red.
Back then, when you were a kid, most people never saw you. They never acknowledged you. You were practically invisible... Until you hit puberty. Nobody expected anything from you- in fact, you were a late bloomer. You were the last person in your class to get your period, and your boobs didn't start growing until the beginning of high school...
But look at you now. You were going into junior year with a hot body. Your hips grew in, and so did your boobs. You had what most girls wanted- an hourglass body. Silky smooth skin and a bubbly butt to top it off.
Though, because of how you were raised, you were always self-conscious. You made sure nothing showed, as hard as it was... You genuinely didn't like the attention. You were so used to the shadows, and quite frankly, you enjoyed it too.
Small Time Skip!~
"I can't believe you did this to me!!" You covered your face with your hands, feeling completely embarrassed.
"Oh, come on, Y/n! It wasn't that bad! You have the hottest body In. Our. Grade!! Use it~!" She said with a huge smile on her face. "I mean, I know it can feel like Judd doesn't have a di*k to get a boner sometimes, BUT if anyone CAN give him a boner, it's YOUUU!" She shook your shoulder lightly.
"God, seriously, Leah..." You uncovered your face to reveal a deep frown. "I love that you care, but I don't think I can survive another embarrassing moment like that..."
"Oh, don't be ridiculous-" Leah said, cutting you off. "You've survived all the other times!" She said as she started to braid your hair.
"For example, remember the first time we meant?!" Her smile grew even bigger.
"Oh god..." You muttered.
"We were in 6 grade meanwhile my brother was in 8th grade..."
"Please- end me." You muttered as Leah continues.
"It was the first time you came to my house. I was grabbing drinks, and I simply told you to go upstairs to the right... Where my room should be..."
"Please! STOP!" You covered your face one again out of pure embarrassment.
Leah giggled. "You ended up walking into my brother's room thinking it was mine-"
"You said to the right!" You interjected, trying to defend yourself.
"Well, I'm sorry, but I didn't know my rights and lefts at the time, and quite frankly, I still don't." She said, shrugging her shoulders as she continued. "But do you remember the face my brother made when he saw you there! Sitting on his bed...!" She started cackling.
"Oh, how can I forget." You said, rolling your eyes.
"H-his face- wa-was sooo red!!!" She laughed even more.
"Yeah, red with anger!"
Leah whipped a tear away- "No, silly. Red with embarrassment."
"Oh, please. He wasn't embarrassed- he yelled at me, Leah! That's not how normal people react when they're embarrassed."
"Oh, please. You should know by now- my brother isn't normal. Plus, he likes you!! How many times do I have to say it to convince you?!"
"Leah, stop! He has never once shown any positive sign-!"
Leah grabbed your shoulders, interrupting you completely. "How many times do I have to tell you?! My. Brother. Isn't. Normal!!!" She said shacking you.
"And besides, there ARE signs!" She said as she grabbed something from under her bed.
"Oh god... Not that again..." You said crunching up your face.
"Oh yes. It's this again!" Leah giggled, shoving the book in your face.
The title said-
Leah's Proof Book!!!
"I'm still so happy how I thought of this!"
This was a book that Leah made when she was little. It only took a few days of your friendship for her to realize you had a crush on her brother, Judd. This book contained-
The conversation, word for word, when you confessed to her the first time about having a crush on her brother.
Along with how you fell for him... When you first spoke to him- ON YOUR OWN! And along with all the times when Leah tried hooking you up with him.
To you- that book contained all the embarrassing fails you had with Judd; meanwhile, Leah saw the book as progress, Progress, PROGRESS~!
She REALLY wanted you and Judd to work out. She was literally your biggest ship fan ever. She just thought that it would be really cool to have you literally a part of her family. You are her best friend, after all, and even though her brother was scary and can come off as mean- she knows he would treat you right.
"What are you writing down now..." You said with a dreading undertone...
"Uhh, duh? That beautiful moment earlier when your body made Judd completely speechless~" She was completely overtaken by the giggles by this point... And all you did was lay flat on her bed sighing in defeat.
Time skip!~
"GIRLS DINNER TIME!"
"COMING!" Leah yelled.
"So, like I said earlier, Judd will be at the pool party." She said as she walked down the stairs with you.
"Right... Leah, I don't know- I don't think pretending to drown is a safe idea. Plus, you said it yourself: your brother is a bit- uhh, you know. I-I don't really want to die tomorrow." You said, rubbing your neck.
"Talking about Judd again, I, see?" Leah's dad Elliot said.
Oh, did I forget to mention- LEAH'S ENTIRE FAMILY KNOWS ABOUT YOUR CRUSH... and sadly, you weren't entirely sure if Judd knows. I mean, he is a very intuitive person. He practically knows everything, so you wouldn't be surprised if he knew about your long-time crush on him, and he simply chose to not say anything about it.
"Oh, stop it, Dad," Leah said. "No offense, but this is girl talk!" Leah grabbed your shoulders, pushing you away from her father.
"Yeah, Elliot. It's girl talk." Said Diana- Leah's mom. "Now, did you add any new entries to that book of your Leah? It's been a hot minute since..."
"Mom! How many times do I have to tell you! STOP SNEAKING IN MY ROOM-! And also- don't read my book! That's weird!" Leah yelled.
"What book?" Everything instantly froze when they heard that voice.
You stood there; your face turned completely red as you prayed it wasn't who you knew it was.
"You mean that dumb proof-book?" He said as he leaned on a counter, swinging a knife as he spoke.
"Y-you were in my room!" Leah stuttered. Her face was now red too- but not from embarrassment, no. But from anger.
"Relax butt-face. I didn't read your stupid book." He said as he shoved pass her.
As you just sighed in releaf.
Small Time Skip!~
***Leah's Pov***
Finally, it was dinner time! As I sat down, I gave Nick a little head nod, and he returned the gesture. Little did Y/n know this wasn't going to be an ordinary dinner...
A few minutes have passed, and not much was said...
"Uhh- Y/n, can you pass me the salt?"
"Uh, sure." She leaned in towards Judd's direction... That poor girl. I couldn't help but giggle a little. She may be sixteen, but she sure doesn't understand what I got her to do with that simple pled.
To put it into simple terms... I just got her to show her cleavage to my brother. I made sure to pay extra attention to his reaction, too. Most people would have missed it, especially since he was taking a sip of his drink, but I swear he smirked while looking at it.
"Um here." She said plainly, then went back to eating.
Step one of the dinner execution is complete. On to step too- touchy touch!
Knowing my brother- he can't resist spices, especially now! I made sure to get my mom to make his favorite. Every time she makes it, he'd always put hot sauce and a whole load of spices into it. I personally don't understand why. The meal is already spicey enough as it is...
I winked towards my dad- oh, did you think it was just me and Nick executing this? Oh, my dear, no... MY ENTIRE FAMILY is in this- my mom made the food, and now the rest is up to us three!
Once my dad saw Judd grab the spice shaker, he cleared his throat, waiting for the perfect time... And then BANG!
"Y/n deary, can you pass the spice shaker, please?" He smiled.
"Uhh, sure." She looked at Judd, who was still holding it. He meant her eyes, and she blushed. Then he gave our dad a glare as he passed the shaker to Y/n.
It was small, but It was still successful. Her index and middle finger touched his...
"Thank you, deary-"
"Okay, what's going on?" He said out of the blue.
"Oh my. But what do you mean, Juddy buddy?" Elliot smiled.
"You hate spices." He said plainly.
Crap...
"Oh... well... Hate is a strong word..." He said, trying to buy time to escalate the backup procedure.
I took a sip of my drink as I looked off to the corner. I placed my arm on the table and carefully angled my elbow towards Y/n's drink. Then I looked towards Nick; he, too, was drinking his cup.
And at the same time, we strike!
"Ughh! Hey!?" Y/n got up. Her drink spilled all over her white top... As Nick pretended to sneeze all over Judd. He got up, clearly pissed. He slammed Nick's head onto the table as a result, which gave my little brother a bloody nose..., and of course, my mother had to interject. Meanwhile, our father ran towards the bathroom with the excuse of-
"Ohh... Your right, Judd spices are NOT my friend." As he ran, he held his stomach to make it look more believable...
And with that, Nick pulled it off- he ran towards his 'so-called room.' When in reality, he ran towards Judd's room and locked it. Hopefully, he got out in time.
Meanwhile, Y/n walked towards our second and only bathroom that wasn't being used... Do you see the picture now?
I smirked evilly as they both walked away from the dining room.
Once they were gone, I saw something fall outside... OH MY GOD, it was Nick!
"I'm okay!" He said, then he fell back down. "Still- Oh-Kay... Huh..."
It seems that he did manage to escape in time. Good for him. I thought as I drank the rest of my drink.
And then... I heard it! A scream erupted from the upstairs bathroom. It sounded just like Y/n.
I quickly rushed along with my mother.
And there it was... Y/n had her shirt dangled in her arms... Her bra was pushed up a bit, so her boob fat poked out a little... She was on the ground- probably due to the shock of the door being opened on her. Meanwhile, my brother held the doorknob... He said nothing. His mouth was slightly gaped open...
Then, when he saw me and Mom, he made a tch sound, closed the door, and left with his usual grumpy self. Though I could have sworn I saw a blush on his face.
It was working... My plan was working... I was finally cracking him- I hid a smile as I tried to help my friend.
Time Skip!~
***Maurice's Pov***
"Holy shit, I can't believe that happened!" I was currently sitting on Judd's bed, feeling all tingly from the moment before. "You practically saw her nipples- No. WE practically saw her nipples!!"
"Shut it!" Judd says through gritted teeth as he continues to lift his weight bar once again.
"Ugghhh, but Judd! You have a fine hottie under your own house!!! She's going to be here for a whole night! Don't you at least want to fantasize about her?" I asked as I wiggled a sexy magazine in front of him.
All he replied with was a 'tch' as he continued lifting weights.
I sighed as I continued on with the next person on my list...
"Man, you're no fun..." I say as I got ready to leave. "Welp, wiggle your di*k if you need me." Then I left.
And all he said was "tch."
"In my opinion... I found that quite offensive. I mean, he didn't even say goodbye!" I said with the 'what's-wrong-with-this-kid' face. "It's like he's immune to horniness... wait, no- that's stupid, ha. I should write that down-"
Time Skip!~
***Leah's Pov***
"Okay, so I know dinner didn't go exactly as planned, but at least it ended well in the end," I said, trying to keep quiet.
It was currently midnight. Judd and Y/n were supposedly sleeping. Meanwhile, me and the rest of my family were holding a secret mission.
"So, mom. Do you still have that spare key to Judd's room?"
"Oh, sweety." She pulls out the keys. "I never leave home without it." She smiles.
"Great!" I whispered. "Now, Dad- are you ready?"
"Absolutely, sweety."
"Great! Let's get this show started!" I cheered lightly.
Small time skip!
I know you may think this is a little far fetch, but when I say they're meant to be, they are!!!
Okay! They don't really know it, but they actually have lots of things in common. Like Y/n loves horror movies, so does he. She absolutely loves raccoons... I don't know why, but that's her... Anyways, you get the idea.
Right now, me and my dad are currently carrying Y/n's sleeping body while my mom slowly opens Judd's door...
It was kind of scary, to be honest. No one ever really goes in here, so we didn't really know what to expect. All we did was pray he was asleep, and thankfully he was.
I know this might be wrong since it can go wrong sooo quickly, but like... There's a chance where he might not stab y/n the moment he wakes up... Right? Haha... Ha...
Anyways, we placed her under his sheets quietly. Thankfully, she's a deep sleeper... Now, all there was to do was head to bed and wait till morning!
Time Skip!
***Y/n's Pov***
I was rudely awakened by a hand covering my mouth. At first, I tried screaming but then froze when I realized I wasn't in Leah's room anymore... Dear God, no...
That's right... I was in Judd's bed... Wearing nothing but panties and a tank top... I looked up at him, and he had his fingers to his lips.
"H-how did I get here..." I stared the door down for dear life. I was too scared to face him.
"Leah and the others. They placed you here when you were sleeping. I saw it all happened."
"Uh...Oh." I looked down, completely embarrassed.
Judd just stood there looking at me... It was an awkward silence. I wasn't sure what to do. I kind of just sat there, completely frozen... Until he spoke.
"You can sleep there for the night."
I looked at him in shock. His facial structure stayed the same as always.
"I'm not sure what they're trying to do, but clearly, they really want you around me..."
There again... A moment of silence. I looked towards the ground. I couldn't help but feel ashamed for what I was wearing...
"I won't stop them." He muttered as he lifted up his window. I couldn't really hear that first part but then he said- "You can sleep here for the night. It's not like I ever use my bed anyways." Then he left through the window.
I quickly got up in fear that he might have hurt himself, but he was gone. He wasn't on the ground... He was nowhere to be found. I sighed, closing his window. Then I returned to his bed and cuddled up close to his blankets.
I know it was a little wrong, but I couldn't help but enjoy this... The blankets smelled exactly like him! And they were really warm too! His bed was so comfy that I fell asleep again quite quickly.
Time skip!~ MORNING!
***Leah's Pov***
When I saw Y/n and Judd walk downstairs towards the kitchen- where everyone was... I couldn't help but make the comment- "So, how did y'all sleep last night?" I looked directly at them both, trying to hide my growing smirk and giggles.
Before Y/n could say anything- Judd spat- "Wouldn't you like to know?" He smirked... He SMIRKED!
Does that actually mean... NO WAY...! Did my baby bird finally popped her cherry?!
I mentally screamed with joy. As Y/n groggily walked over. Her hair was a mess... She clearly had an 'intense' night. I laughed in my head.
I nudged her with my elbow... Teasing her, she just rolled her eyes as she took another sip of her coffee.
Time Skip!~
"Wait, what? You didn't actually lose your V-card?" I was somewhat disappointed as I slipped on my bikini bottoms. We had about thirty minutes left till the party started.
"You make it sound like a bad thing?"
"Well... It's just- you were in his room practically naked..."
She blushes. Hitting me playfully as I giggled. "Leah!" She whined.
I giggled harder- "Don't worry, Y/n. I promised he'll take your virginity at some point today!"
"LEAH!"
I laughed harder.
Small Time Skip!~
Not even thirty minutes into the party, the house was already packed... which would have been fine if my stupid brother, Nick, hadn't invited all his stupid friends. I rolled my eyes for what felt like the fifth time that night...
What's worse is that Judd still hasn't shown... God, this sucks. If he doesn't show up, then my ultimate bestie hook-up plan won't work. I sighed, taking a long sip of the wine Judd got for the party.
Small Time Skip!~
10 more minutes passed by, and I was still leaning against the wall... just waiting for him. Meanwhile, Y/n was just sitting by the edge of the pool... GOD, this would be THE PERFECT time for Me to EXECUTE my PLAN!! I whined.
And then- FINALLY! He shows up... He wasn't even in a swimsuit- which was slightly disappointing. I was kind of hoping to see my girly have that cute, embarrassing, stutter moment most movies make when they make situations similar to this.
But that's not the point... I'm just glad he showed up; otherwise, I would have had to get my other brother, Nick, to go and get one of his raccoons... There's a fifty percent chance they don't know how to swim, and knowing Judd, he'd kill anyone if it meant they'd live.
I walked towards Judd, who was currently drinking the last of his Jack... "Hey, so-" He smashed the glass bottle on the fool, making me jump. "Seriously?"
"Where's my fifty bucks?" He said with one hand whipping his lips while the other was extended towards me.
I rolled my eyes. "You'll get your fifty soon, but first-" I shoved him perfectly behind Y/n. Who didn't even know he was here- let alone coming...
He stumbled a little bit. "What the hell- Oof?!"
"Eek!"
'SPLASH!'
I know- he's going to kill me... BUT IT WAS SO WORTH IT! When they both came to the surface- he was holding her as she was coughing. Her wet bangs covered her eyes, so she didn't even know... AHHHAHAHAH! I couldn't help but fangirl over the scene.
***Y/n's Pov***
I didn't even know what happened... One moment, I was sitting on the edge of the pool. My legs were dangling in the water, and I was just chilling- then the next thing I knew, something- or in this case, someone pushed me...
"Tch."
That was all I heard when I came to the surface. Something was holding me up... which was great cause I didn't really know how to swim. However, the sound of that voice sounded a little too familiar... which honestly terrified me.
I took a moment before brushing away my bangs... Then there he was- Judd Birch... his shirt was sticking to his skin, outlining the curves of his muscles... Oh god-
I looked towards Leah, clearly annoyed and very embarrassed. Meanwhile, Judd carried me to shore.
He seemed a little more adjugated than usual... He placed me down and walked directly towards Leah, who was slowly backing up. Then she started running, shrieking while doing so as he chased her. "LEAHHH! YOU FUCK FACE, GET BACK HERE!" He yelled, causing a crowd to start forming.
Then suddenly Leah ran towards me- before I could even react, she grabbed my shoulders and used me as a shield- "Hey!"
"Sorry, girly- But unlike me, he won't kill you!" She had her eyes closed tightly as if I would actually work as a descent shield... Her head was turned away, too-
I rolled my eyes, but then two seconds later, I felt something. I froze... Judd Birch... was touching my-my-my bo-bo-boobs! My face turned completely red as I just stared at him. His eyes were slightly bigger, and his face was a little flushed, but then he quickly composed himself- pulling his hands away.
People obviously took advantage of that entire scene... they took videos and pictures. God, I'm going to hate myself once I see how many views it'll get...
Leah finally loosened her grip on me. She opened her eyes and looked at her brother. "Umm... did I miss something?"
He just 'tched' and left. He was clearly blushing... I guess he, too, was capable of feeling embarrassment.
***Marice's Pov***
"WHAT WAS THAT! You had the opportunity to squeeze them, but you just let them go!"
I yelled as we both walked away from that fiasco. "Y/n was in your grasp, man! WASN'T THAT WHAT YOU DREAMED OF- what you wanted!" I whined.
I couldn't help but feel upset. It's like he was ignoring me... he barely jerks off- and now, when he likes someone, he does nothing! LETERALLY NOTHING!
***Judd's Pov***
"Shut the h*ll up, Mori. That was an accident." I said to that 'thing' that constantly follows me.
"Yeah! And besides- didn't you see her face! She was mortified!" Tito said. "Her face alone PROVED that she didn't like you!"
Great- that stupid mosquito's here now. I slammed my bedroom door shut.
"Oww- Don't feel bad, Judd. I'm sure she understands. It was an accident, after all. And don't believe a word that filthy mosquito says-" The stupid love bug grabbed my shoulder. "I'm sure she loves you too."
I felt the heat rise up to my cheeks. My grip on the edge of my bed tightened as I stared at nothing... I hate this.
My heart was pounding, and my chest tightened... Maybe that stupid mosquito was right-
***Y/n's Pov***
Leah finally released my shoulders. I just sat there on my knees.
"Soo~ How did it feel!" She smiled.
"Wha-" I scrunched my eyebrows, turning to face her. I was clearly lost...
"His hand, Y/n! His hand touched your boob!" She smiled, shacking me when she said that last sentence.
"Wait- did you plan this!" I said, clearly upset. "Leah! How many times do I have to tell you!" My eyes started watering as I got up.
"I didn't want your hel- uh... I-huh..." I rubbed my eyes, trying to wipe away the tears. I couldn't even look at her. "I-ha... I just-" I kept hiccupping, which irritated me.
"Y/n..."
I took a deep breath. "I just wished you left it alone! I wished you stopped putting me- in these embarrassing moments!" I cried out. "I'm not like you, Leah! I don't see everything like it's a movie!" I said, and then I ran off.
"Y/n wait-!" She yelled, trying to get up, but she lost me in the crowd.
God, I seriously hope that group of kids won't post that video of me crying... I already embarrassed myself enough today.
I was currently curled up on the bathroom floor. My tears stopped, but I didn't feel like moving. I just sat there... I didn't even bother whipping away the tear stains on my cheeks. I just quivered there pathetically.
"Oh, Y/n- it's okay." Connie said as she rubbed my back, clearly trying to comfort me.
"Okay- OKAY! That was a DISASTER! The ENTIRE GRADE saw Y/n CRY!" Tito yelled as they buzzed all around my head. Connie tried swatting it away but failed. "What's worse was that people were videoing her! No- wait! What if Judd sees that video! He's going to think we're a CRYBABY!!!" Tito multiplied even more.
"Oh, who CARES!" Yelled the hate worm. "Right now, we should be focusing on the one person who caused this he*l for us!"
"Oh, please!" Connie rolled her eyes. "Leah was only trying to help!"
Meanwhile, I just sat there. I held onto my knees as I hid my face.
"Shush now! All of you.~" Said the big fat cat... She wrapped around my body and purred. "Oh, Y/n. I told you to give up early on- it's a shame you didn't listen..." She continued to purr...
I didn't bother moving at all. I didn't say anything or do anything as they all rambled on.
"Oh dear..." Connie muttered.
***Leah's Pov***
Oh god- oh god! This is my fault! I got up as Y/n was completely out of my sight now... "WHAT THE HE*L ARE YOU ALL STILL DOING HERE!" I screamed out my frustration. After that, people started scrambling.
I quickly ran in the direction Y/n went. I tried looking for her everywhere, but I couldn't find her... and then I heard some muffling. It was coming from the end of the hallway- through that bathroom door.
I walked up to it slowly. "Y/n? Are you in there?" I knocked gently.
-No response-
"Okay- you don't have to respond. But if that's you in there- I. Am. So. Sorry." I said in a breathy tone. "I didn't mean for this to happen- I just..." I took a breath.
"Look. You were right. I should have just dropped it. I don't know what came over me... I'm. So. Sorry."
I closed my eyes and rested my forehead on the door. "I'm sorry for being such a sh*ty friend... I just really wanted for you and my brother to end up together- and now that I'm saying it out loud, it sounds wrong."
I turned around and leaned my back against the door- slowly slipping down to the floor. "You don't have to forgive me right away... But I really. Really! Hope we can stay friends." My eyes started watering at that point. "I promise... I'll- I'll back off." I started struggling with my words as the tears started falling down my cheek.
Then suddenly, the door behind me opened, causing me to fall. I looked up to see Y/n. My heart aches to see her in that state. I got up on my fours and crawled my way towards her, cuddling her as she went back to her sitting position.
We sat like that for a while until someone interrupted us.
***Judd's Pov***
"Yo dipshits. Got out of the bathroom, I gotta take a piss-" I stopped talking the moment I realized it was my little sister and her best friend. They both looked like they were crying.
What a shi*ty day.
"The he*l's wrong?" I said with a softer tone- hey, don't look at me like that! I'm not a monster...
I kneeled down towards them. I pushed my sister's bangs out of her eyes. I looked towards her in hopes she would get the cue and start explaining. She just shook her head lightly, then closed her eyes again, tightening her grip on Y/n.
"Tch." I got up and left.
"What the he*l are you doing! Y/n clearly needs you right now!"
Great... That stupid love bug appeared... What better timing. I thought sarcastically. I tightened my fists as I 'walked' downstairs.
"Dame Judd, what's wrong with yo-" Before that mistake named 'Nick' could finish his sentence, I pushed his ugly face out of my way.
"Get out of my way, disabled fu*k."
He ended up stubbing down the stairs. I just laughed. I heard his whining through the first-floor bathroom walls- it made me feel a little better.
Then my stupid parents showed up.
"What- happened here?" My mom said.
"Ughhh." Nick couldn't even walk straight... He must have drank too much of that pink baby sh*t. Tch- reminds me of my first time when I got drunk... Oh- good times- good times.
I then walked upstairs towards my room. I figured thoughts two would be done sulking by now... But nope, they were still there. It... Kinda sucked.
I sighed. I walked towards them.
"Hey- get up," I demanded.
-no response-
I rolled my eyes, grabbing them both. My heart ached when I saw Y/n's face... "Look, you both can't stay in here forever..." A moment of silence passed as they both just stared at the ground.
"Tch. Come on."
Leah looked up at me. "Where are we going?"
"Someplace, where you shi*s would stop feeling so- shi*ty..."
***Leah's Pov***
I smiled a little... It was nice to know that my brother cared... But then I looked at Y/n... She didn't even react. I don't even think she heard what he said.
He just dragged us both to his car, but when we got to the front door, I stopped him.
He looked back at me as he still held Y/n's wrist.
I looked down. "I'm fine... If anything- you should take Y/n."
"Yeah, well-" He paused for a moment. "Isn't that kind of your job- yeah, now. As her best friend and sh*t?"
"Trust me... She'll feel better with you..." I rubbed my arm.
"Whatever." The he left with her.
***Mori's Pov***
"Alright, man! Maybe we can turn this day around by having a wicked night with Y/n, yeah!?" I said, trying to cheer my buddy up. "You could even pretend it's a date! Like you always wanted-"
"Tch."
I stopped. If you were his hormone monster for as long as I was... You'd understand what that meant.
Time skip!~
***Y/n's Pov***
I looked up to see that he stopped in front of an abandoned building... Not creepy at all...
"Get out of the car," Judd said.
I did as he said and got out. My head still hanging low.
"Ohh god- he's gonna leave you here..." Said Tito. "He's- he's- HE'S GONNA LEAVE YOU HEAR TO DIE!"
My eyes started watering at the thought.
"Hey." Judd pulled my chin up so I'd face him. "Quite crying." He said in a softer tone.
Then he grabbed me and started walking inside.
We went a little deeper into the building, climbing a few stairs and going under this hole... Then there it was.
It was an okay-sized room... There were pillows and blankets everywhere. There was a bowl of raccoon food on the side and a lot of pictures... They looked like they were hand-drawn. I smiled at the one with- what I think was a raccoon? Surprisingly enough, this room was quite colorful due to the hanging blankets- acting like a roof so the actual roof wouldn't drop nasty dirt at us. And the fairy light... I didn't think he was the type of guy to use fairy lights to light up a room... Candles, at least.
"Wha-" I whipped my eyes. "What is this place?" I asked.
Judd sat down on what I assumed was a mattress. He was touching the wall... It looked like it had a lot of stab marks on it. "It's where I go when I feel like sh*t." He said, then he got up to grab a bottle of Jack out of the mini-fridge. "Don't say anything to Leah or your friends. I don't need any of them knowing about this place." He said with a slightly more threatening voice.
I simply nodded as he sat back down on the mattress and he pushed his knees closer to his chest. He cocked his head to the side, indicating me to sit next to him- I did.
"Want some?" He offered in a calming tone. I just nodded. No thanks. I thought.
"Suit yourself." He said, swinging his drink around lightly then proceeding to take a sip. We sat there in silence like that for a few good minutes.
It wasn't even uncomfortable. Until he broke the silence.
"So." He said, swinging his drink around lightly once again. "Do you- like... Like me or something?"
My heart started pounding once again. I looked at him- he wasn't looking at me. He simply just took another sip...... More like- he drank it all in one gulp...
He whipped his mouth. "Well?" He asked, looking down at his now empty bottle of Jack.
"I- uh..." I stuttered. "I- um..." My face felt like it was on fire. I didn't know what to do. I was too scared to say anything.
He sighed. Then he turned around to stare at the beaten wall... "I like you... You know."
My eyes widened at what he just said... Could I be hearing things or something!?!? I mean... I must be right!?!?
My heart was pounding way faster now. Then he turned around a little too quick. I scoot back a little.
He looked at me- "Say something, dipsh*t!"
Oh right... Well, here goes- well, everything.
"I-" I took a moment and to inhale some air. "I like you too!" I said as I shut my eyes as tightly as I could...
-no response-
For a moment, I started to think that he might have left, but then, suddenly, I felt something warm touching my cheek... His hands. It felt like his hands... He was pulling my face, and when I opened my eyes- his face was so close! His eyes were closed, and he kept pulling. I completely froze as he, Judd Birch, KISSED ME ON. THE. LIPPPPSS!
My mind was going haywire! As my love bug was flying everywhere, giggling and smiling, glowing as bright as the sun.
I didn't even realize that Judd pulled away- "What's wrong?" He muttered.
Sh*t. I didn't even realize I wasn't kissing him back- "N-nothing."
"Don't lie-" He said, but I interrupted him by kissing him.
"Don't overthink it." I smiled slightly at him. "I feel better now. Thank you." I spoke as I hugged him, resting my head on his shoulder. He placed a hand around me- hugging me back.
A/n
Oops- I didn't mean to make it this long- lol 😅
Not going to lie though; it was really fun writing this. I might actually make more fanfics for him too... 🤔😊
Anyway, sorry if some of the characters were out of character- overall, I hope you guys enjoyed it!
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VIOLET BENT BACKWARDS OVER THE GRASS (JUDD BIRCH X F!READER)
warnings: mention of teen drinking, drug use, swearing, mentions of sex, mention of stealing, implication of sex
the girl next door and her anarchist of a boyfriend have the sweetest dynamic
just a lil blurb
With knees pressed to her chest Y/N watches over the sunset while sitting on top of Judd’s car hood. She can smell the smoke coming from the blunt that was settled between his fingers. the hues of orange fade in a clash of color contrasting with the violet that emits from the afterglow of the fleeting light. Her eyes were set, like she was encapsulated by the scene before her.
Yet Judd couldn’t care less. His eyes not once faltered to see the marvel of nature. Instead his gaze remained fixated on the girl before him. Her features seemed to bask in the light. It gave her a radiance that almost hypnotized him. Judd wasn’t a very mushy gushy lovey person. His language was derogatory, his attitude was vulgar and threatening, overall he wasn’t the type of guy you’d want your kid hanging around.
Y/n was. Her soft smile and bright (e/c) eyes hid her true intentions. Her (p/s) perfume hid the stench of alcohol and weed and her minty fresh toothpaste kept the smell off her lips. She was seen as the innocent ditz that was at the mercy of delinquent Judd Birch. Even his mother questioned her sons intentions at times. What did a guy like him want to do with the town’s sweetheart.
Well, that was until she started to notice the way he acted around her. His grimace always softened before speaking to y/n, his vocabulary seemed to leave out a few swears, and even his overall attitude was different towards her. No one else, just her.
“Isn’t it beautiful,” She cuts through the silence as she watches the bright and fading sky. “I could watch this a million times. And not once get sick of seeing it.”
Judd takes a drag from his blunt. 'I don't know. It can get kind of repetitive. Looking at the same thing everyday."
Y/n turns to look at him. "So you get sick of looking at me everyday?"
"I didn't say that. I could never. You're more addictive than a fucking drug. Yet you act like a saint. Y/n, you know how many people think I'm the bad influence on you?"
She just giggles. Her façade was a good one. No one could ever believe then things y/n has done. Judd hadn't even tried ecstasy before her. She really was a devil in disguise."It isn't my fault I'm smart Judd. No one would question a thing if I 'forgot' to pay or was holding something for a 'friend'. You just have to play it smarter."
It was true. The girl could get away with murder simply by batting her eyelashes and saying she had no idea what happened. She wasn't a bimbo, no everyone thought she was top of her class on her way to Valedictorian, but she was good at playing the naive girl too busy studying to have sex.
"You are one freaky bitch."
"Oh yeah? Let me show you how freaky I can get Birch."
She slides off the hood of the car and onto the floor next to him. Her kisses peppered his neck as she started to move down his body. All he could think about was the blunt he was about to waste, but god damn did she know how to use her mouth.
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Wet Paint - Judd Birch x Reader
contains.... suggestive stuff! fem reader! judd is hot!
Judd needed a job. Summer of his senior year was nearing its start, and he couldn't manage to pull enough money from his parents to fulfill his needs of food, whiskey, and other useless items for passive enjoyment. This meant he could either rob a small business, or, alternatively work for one.
So, he decided to put some of his skills to use. Painting had always come easily to him, plus it would look good on his resume for art school. So, he thought, why not just go for it?
Y/n, on the other hand, had been saving up money since childhood. Now, at 18, she had enough cash (combined with some of her parents' efforts) to invest in small renovations for her space. The dusty pink walls lining her bathroom were far outdated, so her father decided to call a painting company to renew them. However, he gracefully forgot to mention this to Y/n.
Online school was currently beating the shit out of Y/n. And while she did get stay home and eat food everyday, she also had to wake up early and fucking work. Being a senior in this century was really not the best time.
At about 12:30, her lunch break started, and she took the time to really relax from the previous meeting. Take off the bra, tie up the hair, and put on the fuzzie paw booties. It was a crucial routine.
However, just as soon as she took off her glasses and slumped back in her chair, the door bell snapped her awake. Nobody was expected to come over, and she was alone (save for Friend's constant snap chats about going crazy from the un-required quarantine). She furrowed her brows in concentration, but figured if there was a murderer, she was just too tired to care.
She walked to entrance, clad in booty shorts (that Friend would scold for wearing in public) and a black off-the-shoulder cardigan, and opened the door.
"Um, hi?" she squinted.. who the fuck was this?
"I'm supposed to paint the bathroom, a guy called," Judd was already done with this bullshit. The cute girl who opened the door looked helplessly confused. He wanted to roll his eyes at having to explain himself, but refrained.
Oh. That. Y/n blushed at her appearance, mentally cursing whatever god was out there for making her life a constant state of chaos. Why wouldn't anyone tell her of this event, so that she didn't look like a total train wreck in front of the hot guy outside her front door. As she came to think of it, he looked vaguely familiar, maybe even attended the same school as her.
"S-sure, come in," she stuttered at the situation at hand and guided him through the short walk to her pristine bathroom. She assumed that if he was a murderer, she probably didn't stand a chance to live anyways.
They stood in the frame of the door as she explained an overview of what she anticipated for the property.
"I'm Y/n, by the way. Um I'm sure my dad discussed the colouring already? It's a pretty basic palette. Just white on all walls. And let me know if you need anything," she rambled about the task at hand and gestured to the room. Every second brought a more vivid shade of red to her cheeks as the man did not lift his gaze from her own. He must've had the most fervent stare, with green eyes so intense they seemed to bore holes right through her.
"I'm Judd," the corner of his mouth pulled up a little, bemused at the blathering mess before him. She was quite cute, he thought, blushing without him even doing anything. He wondered what was to occur if he actually played along.
With that thought in mind, Judd leaned forward, causing Y/n's back to press against the frame of the door behind her. He put one arm above her head, easily towering over her, and focussed that piercing gaze straight into her eyes. She practically cowered beneath him, gulping audibly as she watched thick charcoal strands of hair fall into his face.
"Oh- oh, um," Y/n flatteringly reacted, her whole face now visibly burning. She felt a flicker of heat begin to pool at her core, incredibly turned on and confused at the same time. She definitely knew him now, recognized by the countless times he's been seated outside their principle's office.
And then it was over. Like a flash of lightning, he was back and doubled over, laughing his literal ass off at the sight before him. Y/n dead panned.
"Okay. Real fucking funny, Birch," she rolled her eyes and face palmed at the rebel. She didn't feel stupid, but had instead already begun plotting revenge.
"You should've seen- oh your face was so- just," he slowly started to calm down, still grinning like the maniacal teen he was branded as.
Then, Y/n did the unexpected. She leaned up, and placed one arm around his neck, and the other slid across his back. Her lips met his in a dash, and the warm composition took Judd by surprise. Nonetheless, he complied. He had no complaints about this girl getting on him, and eagerly kissed back. He wouldn't mind getting a quick fuck in before his next appointment anyways. Although, this was definitely breaking the 2m apart rule.
Y/n grasped onto the shirt of Judd's back and continued to make out with him. She felt his tongue poke at her mouth, and quickly let him enter. Their mouths were mangled in a tie as Y/n brought one hand down to massage the area between Judd's hips. He growled in response and his member grew with every minute of her touch. Once he was fully hard, they had been out of breath from making out, with pupils dilated from lust.
Y/n felt this and, like the little devil she was, promptly moved away and removed contact from the man. He was hunched forward a bit from trying to savour the taste of her sweet lips, and immediately furrowed his brows at the loss of touch.
She was smirking and Judd was left with a hard-on. He tried to form a coherent thought—although the rush of blood to his dick was interfering with his brain; what the fuck was going on?
Y/n immediately burst into a fit of giggles at the situation she created.
"Okay, now your face! It's really the best- oh," she swiftly turned to her left and started strutting back to her desk.
Judd, now finally realizing what was going on, sprinted after her until his chest stood as a shield between her and anything else. He had an animalistic look in his eyes as he glared. This girl seemed like she'd be more than a quick fuck. He was going to ruin her.
"You're so not going to get away with this. Wait till' you see what I have in store, princess," he growled, and Y/n felt the familiar heat begin to pool below again. She smirked, eyes twinkling as she looked up at the cryptic man before her, knowing she made him into this mess of a situation.
"Try me," she figured her bathroom would have to wait another day.
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hi! so i figured i should cross-post some of my stuff? also sr. year me did pretty good w this one lol .. this may have reawakened my thing for him
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Dinner with the Birches
Judd x Fem!Reader
Rated Mature for strong sexual language and content MINORS* Please do not read/interact
Fic length: 3.8k words
Warnings: Mentions Knife Play, Pet Play and Choking (Those cheeky Hormone Monsters eh ;) eyebrows eyebrows~)
Summary: You're invited to dinner with the Birches, a very loving, kind and sex positive household. How will you fare as an easily embarrassed teen who just so happens to be crushing on their eldest son...
A/N: This is my first piece for Big Mouth! Cross posted from my ao3 account under the same title. Fic under the cut, enjoy :3
“Di-Dinner? I mean, are you… are you sure that that’s cool?”
You chuckled nervously, absently circling the hem of your new, hot pink shirt between your thumb and forefinger. Leah threw her head back with a laugh before checking her nails,
“Oh my God, (y/n), you forget how my parents let just about anything come for dinner.”
A horrifying flashback of Jay Bilzerian giving them post-its for dinner came to mind, with a quick roll of her eyes at the memory and a smile towards you,
“You are of course more than fine, they love you.”
You took a breath and offered another soft laugh, shaking your head,
“You’re totally right, they’re… they’re really sweet. I guess I just feel bad, it’ll be my third time in a row.”
Smiling softly to yourself at the thought. You checked yourself out in your floor length mirror, smile growing as you twisted your hips to check each angle of yourself,
“I really like the shape that this shirt gives me.”
“Omg! You look amazing, it really accentuates your waist and curves.”
She gave a wink and you both laughed,
“Thanks Leah!”
Connie chimed in from atop of your bed with crossed ankles,
“I just love women building up women! You two are as good as your big, beautiful boobahs in that shirt, baby~”
You flushed with a whine,
“Connie!”
Rolling your eyes some, unable to deny it and allowing a small smirk. She had a point, your boobs did look pretty good in your new shirt. Connie’s brows wiggled comically with a low and velvet tone,
“I bet Judd’s gonna love the shirt ~”
Lilting his name in emphasis. Your cheeks begun heating up, your wide eyes flit to Leah, as if afraid you were about to be caught out. Fortunately, she couldn’t hear Connie and was distracted by her phone. You waved your hands dismissively at Connie with a low hiss,
“Connie please, the guy’s a total psycho-“
Sounding unconvincing even in your own ears. Realistically on a personal level, you only knew what you had heard of him from Leah. You knew in yourself that you were rationalizing with an excuse and worst of all, so did Connie. Connie kept gushing,
“He’s gonna love it so much that he’ll wanna tear it right off of ya, and then tie you up to the bedposts with the pretty pink shreds, OOH Baby!~”
Raising a hand to her forehead in a dramatic sweep and squirming with a laugh to herself. Your cheeks were bright red as you whined,
“Connie! Would you quit it?”
Folding your arms across your chest as you tried desperately not to imagine being tied up by Judd…
“I hardly know him, Con. Besides he’s Leah���s brother, it’d be totally weird to think of him in that way.”
Emphasizing with a nervous chuckle, but it seemed your randy hormone monstress was keen on ignoring you,
“Ooh ooh what if he does it shirtless? Please God let shirtless Judd tie her up - We loveee a shirtless Judd, he is hotter than the fireworks comin’ out of my pussy on the fourth of July!”
“Oh God, Connie! Please do not go on, I do not want to know how that feels.”
You shook your head vehemently, facepalming. Ah fuck… now you can’t stop thinking about shirtless Judd.
“Do you remember when we saw shirtless Judd for the first time, after he sharpened his knives out back, smellin’ like woodchips and cigarettes? Whew baby~”
Connie held her chin in her hands as she playfully kicked her hoofs back and forth atop of the bed, opposite Leah who was thankfully none the wiser and still on her phone. Your hands felt clammy, you swiped them against the jean of your thighs. Swallowing a cotton ball and ignoring the balmy feeling of your flushed chest, you fanned yourself with a forced laugh,
“Whew… is it warm in here?”
Leah peered up from her phone,
“Hmm? I don’t think so. Oh wait, we should probably get going soon, Mom says dinner’s gonna be ready in a half hour.”
***
The front door swung open to a beaming Elliot Birch,
“If it isn’t the wonderful (y,n)! What a pleasure it is to see you again. Please, please come in!”
Gesturing with a sweep of his arm as he stood aside, you offered a bright smile,
“It’s lovely to see you again too, Dr. Birch.”
Smile widening at his ‘This Apron’s a Feminist’ apron. What an icon. Leah appeared bored, rolling her eyes half heartedly as she breezed inside past the both of you. Smirking,
“God Dad, do you have to be so corny every time? You saw her yesterday.”
“Well when in the presence of excellence one simply must, especially if that’s everyday~.”
He held his clasped hands to his chest with a soft sigh. You felt warmth in your chest at the kindness of your best friend’s Dad. He was like a pseudo parent, with enough light and love for all. You allowed a flattered giggle, but any other thoughts stopped dead as Judd turned the corner with his shirt over his shoulder. Abs and lean muscles glistening with a sheen of sweat. His trademark scowl upon you at the door, he gave a grunt of recognition,
“Hey.”
Flicking his knife in an effortless swish. Trying to ignore Connie going nuts behind you - and dare you admit, ignoring a fluttering in your stomach - all you could manage was a,
“Uh –“
Mouth open in a small ‘o’ for a dumb moment, fortunately Diane’s voice sounded from the kitchen and saved you from an awkward moment longer,
“Judd hurry up hon, dinner’ll be ready soon.”
His scowl somehow deepened with another grunt. Scorching emerald eyes met yours and the intensity behind them winded you. Was that a smirk? It happened too quickly for you to really tell, and before you could register it, he was stalking the stairs two at a time. You were left watching his taut back muscles with your mouth hung open as Elliot giggled with Leah. Connie was trying to tell you that he really did like the shirt after all, but you were too busy trying to clear your throat and come back down to Earth. You took a deep sigh, trying to cover it with a glance around the Birch family home, and distracting yourself with the pleasant aroma of a home cooked meal. You felt yourself tense, feeling curious eyes on you still. Ah shit, Leah and her Dad were right there, weren't they. They hadn’t witnessed your fluster, surely? Hopefully? And now you had to get through an entire dinner with Judd across the way… You could feel Connie’s eyebrows wiggling from where she nestled herself onto your shoulder, lashes fluttering. God Dammit, Connie.
***
“Uhh uhhh fuck, (y/n) looked so fucking good in that tight little shirt. That pretty pink fabric - her tits were practically popping out, what a little cock tease~”
Maury mused in a gravelly voice, Judd blanking him as he flung the knife in his hand at his target on the wall. Bullseye. Maury perched on the edge of the bed with an excited bounce,
“Bullseye! Judd, hey Judd – what if you used one of those knives in some knife play, huh? D’you think (y,n)’s into knife play? OOH what if you used one of your knives to slowly cut away her pretty shirt and, and just fucking motorboat those puppies haha. I tried that last week at a sex party with John Stamos heh-“
“Stop. Fucking. Talking.”
Judd interrupted with a low rasp, jabbing a knife in his direction as a warning. Then stalking away to the bathroom to shower before dinner. Hopefully the water can wash away his thoughts.
“Maybe you could beat one out in the shower before seeing those perfect tits again at dinner. OR, even better – skip dinner, bring her upstairs and plow her ‘til your shooting blanks!”
Judd growled a guttural sound at the silhouette outside the shower curtain, dangerously low. Rubbing his eyes under the hot water. Maury’s low chuckle emanated against the walls of his mind,
“Oho ho ho hoh it’s gone straight to your balls-“
“Next time you speak, I’ll stab you.”
Fuck you, Maury.
***
You were sat next to Leah with their parents heading the table, leaving you sitting opposite Nick and Judd. The room was quiet save for the clinking of cutlery on plates and rhythmic stabbing of Judd’s knife upon his plate. Anytime you peered over at him you felt your cheeks grow warm, and so were quick to avert your gaze. Hoping to distract yourself, you broke the silence,
“Thank you for having me over again, Dr and Mrs Birch.”
“Oh please, call me Diane, (y/n).”
“It’s a pleasure as always, (y/n) and please call me Elliot.”
Judd stole a glance your way to see your sweet smile, your bashful gaze turned to your food as you were tucking a stray lock of soft hair behind your ear. He soon returned to stabbing his plate. Leah’s sly smile grew as she observed the two of you, looking rather pleased with herself as she popped some food between her lips. Nick seemed to be ignoring everyone, head in his palm as he poked noncommittally at his food. Diane placed her cutlery down with a gentle voice,
“What’s the matter, Nicky?”
“Ahh, ’s nothing. Fought with Andrew.”
Elliot chimed in with concern,
“Oh no, what did you fight about?”
“Which one’s gonna fuck who, next?”
Judd interjected with that casual rasp, earning a light scold from his parents and you’d choked on your food. Nick whined,
“Shut up, Judd!”
He offered a sinister chuckle,
“What, worried he won’t feel your little dick if you did it?”
“Judder butter, play nice please, we have company.”
Elliot gestured towards you, who was being whacked on the back by Leah in an effort to stop your coughing. You waved them off good naturedly, eyes streaming as you wheezed,
“I’m alright, really.”
“Besides, it’s not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.”
Elliot flourished. You tried to laugh it off to cover your wheezing cough from returning, gulping down your water. Breathless, you managed with a coerced smile,
“Does your family always talk about penis every time you have dinner?”
“Sometimes we talk about other genitals too.”
Leah sounded almost bored, entirely desensitized to it. Your brows downturned with another nervous chuckle. Catching Judd’s serious gaze on you, you immediately glanced away with a deep flush. Elliot laced his fingers as he addressed the table,
“As you may know, (y/n) we’re a very sex positive household. We don’t want our beautiful children to feel any shame when it comes to something perfectly natural, such as us normalizing small penises -”
“Oh sure yea, let’s completely forget about my problems and talk about genitals again.”
Nick muttered under his breath. Elliot reached for his youngest son’s hand,
“Nicky, having a small penis is nothing to be ashamed of, don’t let anyone get to you about it.”
You could feel yourself tensing, eyes wide as your gaze flit around the table, lips taut as if sewn shut. Elliot finished with a honeyed tone,
“Whether you decide to be intimate with Andrew or not, anyone would be lucky to be with you.”
Judd chuckled lowly as Nick whined in protest,
“I don’t want to fuck Andrew! Argh, gross.”
“Elliot, honey, maybe we should try to talk about something else?”
Diane offered, sensing the table dynamics being thrown for a loop. Elliot kissed the back of her soft palm with a smile,
“Alright, sweetheart, anything for you~. Leah, (y/n), how’re rehearsals going for your new play?”
“Oh they’re going great so far, actually, thank you. We got the leads, we’re sisters in the show.”
You chirped, beaming as bright as the sun getting to talk about what you loved and best of all, you would get to work with your best friend. If you had a magnifying glass, or if you were in fact even paying attention to it at all, you may have been able to see Judd’s lips curve into a pleasant arc. Decidedly less menacing than usual. Maury and his gaggle of penises would be having a field day. Elliot beamed,
“Oh that’s wonderful!”
“Oh God what about that scene we have to rehearse for, tomorrow though? Talk about annoying.”
Leah mused, you turned to her with lightly knotted brows,
“Which one?”
“The one with Daniel – ugh. I think they’re still making your scene together an interpretative sex scene.”
“Wh-what?”
“Ew wait, Head Pusher?”
Nick screwed up his face in disgust as he asked, Judd stopped stabbing the table. You were too busy tensing up with an unpleasant feeling crawling up your spine to notice. Elliot chimed in,
“'Head Pusher?' Should we be concerned about this young person?”
“Nick said I slashed his tires.”
“Right before Nick was sick in his hat, ha.”
Leah interjected with a laugh so that it was uncertain whether anyone had actually heard Judd’s criminal offense. You whispered to her,
“Do your parents know about that party?”
“Oh it’s fine, we got grounded for it, they know.”
“Oh okay hah.. ha..”
You tried a laugh but all this oversharing was… odd for you, to say the least. Not to mention the discomfort seeping into your lower abdomen at the thought of having any kind of scene with Daniel the Head Pusher.
“Yes I was… sick in his hat haha ha..”
Nick rubbed the back of his neck as he caught Diane’s narrowed gaze before he shot out,
“But at least I didn’t cum in the living room, that’s the worst thing to happen in that room.”
“Worst thing so far -”
“That was your friend. Your friend came in the living room.”
Leah pointed out with a scoff, her fork pointing his way, once more over shadowing Judd’s ominous threat. Judd was chuckling to himself at the news,
“Ha, Nice.”
All the while you had some salad lodged in your throat again, bobbing up and down unable to get it down. Nick uttered to himself, surprised,
“That wasn’t supposed to reflect badly on me, I don’t really know what to say now.”
“Does Andrew have a bigger penis? Is that what’s been upsetting you, Nicky?”
Elliot took his son’s hand again, voice rung true with concern despite the nature of the question stirring different reactions from the table. Nick slid his hand out from his father’s grasp as if he’d burned to the touch,
“Oh God Dad, no!-“
“His chode is bigger than your little dinger though, bet.”
“Fuck you, Judd!”
“Well someone should- and that someone is you~“
Connie muttered in your ear, almost making you jump out of your seat. Leah offered,
“Nick girls don’t care about penis size as much as guys do.”
“This wasn’t even what I was talking about! You all assumed and started talking about dicks!-“
“You know pleasure isn’t always strictly penetration, in fact I’d argue the opposite –“
Diane began and you’d finally swallowed the lodged food. You stopped trying to eat in favour of rubbing the tense spot on your brow,
“Oy vey-”
“Oh totally, but the effort in trying is better than a fucking head pusher, gross.”
“Hear that, Nick? You’ll get points for trying - if you can actually find someone that wants to hook up with you first, haha.”
“Is it so bad that he hasn’t uh.. done that stuff yet? I mean he’s still young, we all are… still young. Young and pressured ha ha... ha.”
You found yourself interjecting Judd’s low sting in a ramble, cheeks growing warmer by the minuet as it tumbled out like word vomit. You couldn’t bring yourself to look at Judd after catching his unreadable gaze. Lately when you looked at Judd and caught his thousand yard stare, it made you feel things in the pit of your stomach that you only really seemed to hear about. Leah quirked a blonde brow at Judd’s response, or lack of one thereof. Diane smiled at you,
“I think that’s true, too. There’s a lot of pressure on young people to do things they may not even be ready for.”
“I hope no one’s ever made you feel that way, (y/n).”
Elliot once again with concern ringing true in his tone and intent, but only causing your shoulders to tense with a flush crawling up to your ears. You cleared your throat in an effort to even your voice,
“N-no no, not at all, thank you uh, for your concern haha I am just swell.”
Jesus Christ, swell? That’s what I’m going for? Well, too late now. Your held your arms with your head hung in a dip, Elliot was ready to preach to you about loving yourself when it was likely the last thing you needed in that moment. Judd seized you up from across the table, scowl deepening before eyeing his parents. He was quick to pluck the balsamic dressing bottle up, and tossed it over at Nick’s head,
“Hey Nick, think fast.”
“Ow Judd, what the fuck? What was that for, asshole?”
He chuckled that low sinister laugh at the connection the bottle made to his brother’s head,
“I told you, I’m an agent of chaos, you little scrunt.”
Nick rubbed the spot with a whine before slapping Judd’s arm. Diane raised her voice some,
“Judd! - Boys, stop that right now!”
“I need to get the fuck to college.”
Leah held her head in her hands for a moment, meeting your gaze between her fingers,
“Please tell me you’re finished with dinner, we can hang out upstairs if you are.”
***
After some time with Leah in her room, you were on your way out when a sweet chittering sounded by your feet,
“Hmm?”
A racoon had weaved itself between your ankles with it's excitable trill. You simply bubbled with laughter as you crouched down to meet it, any prior nerves melting away as the little racoon let you pet their fluffy head. It bumped its head up into your hand as you pet it, stroking between their eyes with your index finger,
“Well aren’t you sweet! You seem uh pretty domesticated for a wild animal?”
“Raccoons can’t be fully domesticated -"
“Jesus!”
"-but apparently they’re pretty good at catering small events.”
You shot up at the sound of Judd’s velvet voice coming out of nowhere from behind you, hand flying to your chest. Judd seemingly unfazed by the outburst had continued over it. His lips curled in an impish smirk. The racoon that was perched in your hand had fled behind Judd’s calf with a warbled chitter. Your lips curving in an unexpected smile as you met Judd’s dark smirk,
“We should get a bell on you or something, you scared the shit out of me. That was some Adam's family bullshit right there.”
“Ugh fuck, she’s into pet play? Please tell me she’s into pet play and wants to put a pretty bell collar on you or, or on herself, Mmmngh~”
Maury was still foaming at the mouth in the background, Judd grunted at him but made to ignore him as his slight smirk fell on you,
“You’re one to talk, your dumbass dramatic reaction just scared the little guy.”
Your attention drawing back to the little fella chittering from behind Judd’s leg. You rolled your eyes, trying to suppress your smile as you did. Folding your arms with a quirked brow at Judd, before crouching down once more with a gentle smile,
“I’m sorry little one –“
Maury opened his mouth to speak as you began leaning down with that open collar, Judd glared at him murderously,
"Don't even think about it."
Before you could get into your apology, the fluffy racoon seemed to have immediately forgiven you. They hopped right into your arms, making you giggle in delight,
“Well alright then~”
“God she’s as bright as the sun, that usually disgusts us in a person.”
Maury rubbed his furry chin in thought, observing (y/n) with the racoon. After a moment more of laughter, you realized Judd was observing you with a quizical brow. You cleared your throat and stood tall, scratching the back of your head,
“Anyway, I uh.. I should be heading off now. It was nice to meet you um..?”
“Cookie. That one’s Cookie.”
You could hardly suppress your smile at the name, biting down on your plush lips,
“Cookie. Unexpectedly cute.”
“Just like Judd~”
Connie wiggled her brows with a seductive lilt, to which you rolled your eyes. Judd was no where near ‘cute’… but you couldn’t deny that learning small things like this about him made you smile, and spread an unexpected warmth through your chest. Judd allowed a small smirk,
“Cute? You don’t know why they’re called that.”
That near psychotic smile matched with that low husk made you question your initial analysis. Either way you chuckled softly, tucking your hair behind your ear with a confident smile,
“Then maybe you should tell me about it sometime.”
That stopped his smirk short, his brows raised as his lips parted in a small ‘o’. Your own smile dropped at his response. Oh shit, did I say something wrong? Before he could respond, Leah emerged from her room,
“Oh, (y/n) you’re still here?”
Judd grunted with a deepened frown, side eyeing Leah as he heard her voice from behind him. Your rosy cheeks and bright eyes met hers with a faintly opened mouth, as if about to speak. Leah leant against her door frame as she mused in a lilt,
“Well it’s dark now, I don’t think you should go home alone –“
“I’ll drive you.”
Leah smiled with raised brows, I didn’t even have to finish~
“Oh ok, are you s-sure? Thanks.”
Judd grunted in response,
“Yea, common.”
Fishing his keys from a surprise compartment behind a painting.
“Be safe, kids~”
Leah winked at you from her doorframe, you caught it as you peered over Judd’s shoulder before heading down the stairs.
“Oh Shit - Leah knows you wanna bump beautifuls with her sexy jungle cat of a brother!”
“Wait what?! I thought she meant ‘be safe’ because he drives like a maniac?”
“Oh my sweet summer child-“
Connie cradled you in her anthropomorphic hair arms without any space between you, you kept inhaling her fur. You felt like you were a dog toy being squeezed. You tapped her furry side,
“Uh, Con.. Connie – can’t breathe!”
She let you go with a small apology, watching as Judd met the bottom of the stairs, grunting at you in a way that prompted your frozen limbs to move again. Connie lilted,
“I’ll let Judd do the chokin’ baby~”
Ah fuck… now you’re fantasizing about fucking in the back of his car.
#Judd Birch x Reader#Judd Birch#Big Mouth#Judd x Reader#fanfiction#fanfic#light smut#Dinner with the Birches#tw: knife play mention#tw: pet play mention#tw: choking mention
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Love the hc that out of all his family members Diane is the one that Judd appreciates the more, considering the fact Judd probably inherited his craziness from her (Diane can be really scary...)
It would be pretty lit if Diane was similar or even worse than Judd when she was 18, she would be a sexy blonde 'Heroin chic' style, being super mean and enjoyed causing chaos🤭 like mother like son...
Yesyesyesyes—
I can totally see that omg,, I also imagine her like a Nancy from the craft type of situation?? Judd could def have inherited his creepy streak from her lol
I love the thought that she was as crazy as Judd, like super unhinged and just the biggest mean girl ever and then met Elliot and fell in love and became like super soft and sweet around him 🤭 and like when she had Judd she was like “yeah that’s definitely my son alright”
Ayo Diane birch headcannons anyone..? 🤨🤨
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୨୧ includes — poor writing, mature content, fem!reader, afab reader, innocent?reader, virgin!reader, p in v, loss of virginity, oral (f!receiving), praise, ooc!Judd, fingering, masterbation
➜ a continuation of this
— Judd was sure he’d finally gone crazy, finally reached that point of insanity where there was no going back. Many would have thought he’d reached that point a long time ago, but no; this was his rock bottom.
Hefty, deep pants filled the bedroom, the sound of slick movements vibrating off of his four walls. How long had he been at this now? How long had his veiny hand been dragging eagerly along his rock hard cock for? How many times had he come? He couldn’t remember when or how it had started — just that there was only one person to blame for the painful state he was in, and that person was you.
You and your adorable little moans, you and your perfect tits, you and that pretty pussy of yours. You, you, you! You were the only thing his mind could seem to focus on, every-time he closed his eyes another picture of you would appear, he’d found that his favourite so far was the memory of what you looked like above him when he had tongue ravaging your cunt, your lashes fluttering against those rosy cheeks, chest heaving with each breath, glossy lips parted and ever so tempting. He wondered what they’d look like wrapped around his cock, god how he wanted to find out. Would you be able to take his whole length in your mouth? He kind of hoped not; hoped that you’d struggle so he could watch as drool ran down your chin whilst you gagged pathetically, eyes welling up with tears. Fuck.
“Stupid bitch.” He’d groan out as his hips jerked up, another orgasm fast approaching, his hand movements getting sloppy. He’d fucked other girls before, plenty of other girls, but once the deed was done he never cared enough to spare them a second thought, so why would you not just fuck off and leave him alone? He’d lay in bed at night and sometimes he swore he could still hear you moaning his name, telling him how badly you needed him in that breathless voice that made his cock twitch. Maybe it was because somehow, you’d made him cum without even a touch to his groin, made the moody rebel embarrassed for the first time in his life. Or maybe it was because of that shy smile you’d given him when he’d walked you home that day, the way your arms wrapped around his torso when you gave him a quick hug before rushing into your house and locking yourself away from him. A choked moan would escape him as he felt himself release into his hand once again, sensitive red tip throbbing, whole body practically shaking as he threw his head back, brows scrunched together in ecstasy.
“She’s got you real good, huh?” That familiar raspy voice filled the room, causing the pale boy to curse under his breath as he calmed down from his high, eyes staring straight up at the ceiling above him that was covered in all kinds of marks; mostly from when he used to throw tantrums as a child and throw knives up into it, waiting to see which would fall first and imagining them landing on someone who had pissed him off recently — even as a child he’d always had his enemies. Although he did his best to ignore the annoying, needy call of his hormone monster, there was never any avoiding Maury, the furry creature leaning over him and offering a knowing grin. “What you thinking about?” He’d raise his brows comically. “You thinking about (y/n)? Thinking about her tits? Her ass? God, imagine the view of taking her from behind, wait, but then imagine taking her in missionary too, god you’d never get bored, would you? Bet you she’s flexible, think of all the positions you could try!” The sex-driven monster would drone on, now pacing around Judd’s room as the boy rolled his eyes and stood up, finally pulling his underwear back on after what he guessed had been at least an hour of ‘taking care of himself’.
“Don’t you have other horny freaks to bother? Get the hell out of my room.” He’d grumble as he threw on some grey jogging bottoms, letting them hang loosely on his hips as he made his way towards the door, looking forward to getting out of the stuffy room. However, his plan was soon paused when Maury jumped into his path, a look of concern on his face.
“Wait! Why cut this party short?! We can keep going — I’m sure you could come up with some more ideas on how you’d like to fuck (y/n)! Oh, what if you used a knife, think she’d like that? Bet she’d be into it, what do you think?” The monster was clearly excited, he’d never seen Judd so infatuated with someone before, it was new. Though, Judd didn’t seem to reciprocate the feeling, only offering a roll of his eyes as he passed the taller creature by, escaping into the hallway as his hormone monster finally took the hint and left him alone — Maury knew better than to pester Judd for too long.
He could already hear the excited chatter of his parents and sister as he descended the stairs, holding back a groan of annoyance at their chirpy tones; always so happy. The trio were gathered in the kitchen, his dad cooking whilst his mum and sister sat at the kitchen counter. His dad was the first to notice him, a joyful smile appearing on the older man’s lips as he extended his arms into the air with a spatula still in hand, making his way over to his eldest child in an attempt to trap him in a hug. Judd would grunt, brows furrowing in annoyance.
“Touch me and you’re dead, old man.” He’d threaten, voice especially hoarse, likely from his previous activities. His dad only nodded in response, backing up again, smile never faltering; he respected personal boundaries! His parents were always in a good mood, but something was off today, something was happening. “What’s got you freaks so enthusiastic?” Judd liked to feign disinterest when it came to most things, but sometimes his curious mind simply got the better of him.
“Your sister’s bringing a friend we’ve never met before over for a sleepover, isn’t that exciting! A new person to share our love with.” His dad would answer before anyone else even got the opportunity to open their mouths, he had always been a very excitable man. Judd could only roll his eyes at this, stepping over to the fridge and pulling out a carton of orange juice. His sister was constantly having friends over, and most of them were desperate losers who threw themselves at him whenever Leah wasn’t looking.
“So what? They’ll probably see the way you act and run for the hills within the first ten minutes of being here.” A scoff would leave his lips as he brought the carton up to his mouth, beginning to drink the orange juice. Leah would grimace at this, muttering something about how she couldn’t touch that now, not wanting to share his bacteria. He’d grin, if there was one thing in this world he loved, it was pissing off his siblings.
“You shouldn’t be so negative, Judd!” His mother would scold, glaring at him momentarily before turning back to his sister. “(y/n) sounds like a lovely girl! I’m sure she won’t be one to judge, besides, I’ve ordered Nicky not to leave his room unless it’s something important and me and your father will be in our room enjoying each others company.” She’d reach over the counter, taking her husband’s hand into her own as the lovesick couple grinned at each other. Judd and Leah shared a look of disgust, immediately knowing what ‘enjoying each others company’ meant. However, after a short minute, something in Judd’s mind would switch on.
“(y/n)’s the one staying over?” Leah looked confused at his question, arms crossed over her chest as she analysed his dishevelled state. She could tell something was up with her brother, as much as he tried to hide most of his emotions, every so often he’d slip up. “How d’you know her? She’s in my grade.”
“We’re in the school choir together? Plus she’s popular, Judd; not that I’d expect you to know anything about that… Loads of people know her.” The blonde girl would answer, leaning forward onto the counter infront of her. Their parents were now watching the interaction, Diane eyeing her son with a curious grin.
“Are you close with her, Judd?” The ginger woman would tilt her head ever so gently to the side in question, clearly noting something was up with her son. Judd could tell she knew something had happened, his mum could figure him out in seconds without even a word from him. He could only glare at her, practically slamming the juice carton down onto the counter in front of him.
“No, too up her own ass.” He’d lie, him and his mother stuck in a tense staring contest as he watched her eyes cloud over with interest. However, it was soon interrupted with a scoff from Leah.
“As if she’d ever go near someone like you anyways.” Judd couldn’t help but grin at the irony of the comment, chuckling under his breath as he took one last swig of the orange juice before placing it back into the fridge. All his family could do was eye him in curiosity, clearly Diane was the only one who’d figured him out, even if she wasn’t sure just how far things had gotten; she knew something had happened. “Just don’t be a freak tonight and stay in your room like you always do, that’s all I ask.” Leah would plead, clasping her hands together in-front of her, seeming almost desperate.
The boy would offer a grunt in response, giving a nod before wondering off back upstairs towards the bathroom, ready to take a cold shower. “Why would I wanna be around you anyways?” He’d shout back.
— You’d arrived at the Birch home sooner than anyone had expected, adorned in a pretty white off the shoulder jumper and some bootcut blue jeans. Judd had spotted you exiting a car, awkwardly hugging the guy driving it before walking up to the door of his home. He hadn’t bothered going back downstairs yet, and in all honesty he wasn’t sure if he should. What would happen if he did go down there? Would you freak out? Would you act like he didn’t exist? He had no clue.
He’d had his dinner upstairs that night, sharing with his raccoons before they scurried off through his window, probably off to hunt for something to give him in return like they usually did. He’d shut the window behind them, grabbing his plate and exiting his room — it was around twelve AM by now, and he’d heard you and Leah go off to her room a few hours ago.
The house was silent and dark, white light of the kitchen flickering on as he flipped the switch before tossing his plate into the sink and beginning to pour himself a glass of water. Judd was always aware of his surroundings, so he immediately turned around in slight alarm when he heard bare feet padding against the kitchen tiles. There you stood in the doorway, now dressed in a vest and some plaid pyjama bottoms, clearly surprised to see him, nervousness already taking over your smaller frame.
“Sorry — didn’t know anyone was down here, just wanted a glass of water.” Your voice was so shaky, breathless. The air had quickly become tense, the two do you staring at each other as if afraid to say anything else. After a few moments he’d clear his throat, sliding the glass of water he’d made for himself over the counter towards you before turning back to make his own. You’d whisper a thank you as you took it into your hands, only receiving a grunt in return.
You hadn’t left after getting your drink, remaining stood by the counter as you sipped on your water. He’d grumble something under his breath before finally turning, his own glass of water in his hands as he leaned back against the sink, eyeing you over. He couldn’t help the way his eyes naturally gravitated over to your chest, tits poking out of the top of your vest as if to tease him, feeling his dick twitch in his sweatpants.
You weren’t stupid, you could see him eyeing you up, as if he hasn’t eaten for weeks and you were some kind of buffet that had been laid out for him. However, you simply didn’t have the guts to make a move, still unsure where you and Judd stood around each other. Sure, only a few days ago he’d had his mouth attached to your clit, fingers moving inside of you, but did that really mean anything? To you it did, but you knew Judd Birch — you knew how he didn’t want to be tied down, how he’d never slept with the same girl more than once, and although you hadn’t actually slept together, what if just making you fall apart on his hand was enough for him?
A naive part of you hoped that wasn’t the case, hoped that maybe he did like you, maybe what happened in that closet wasn’t just an ‘in-the-moment’ thing, but the realistic part of you knew better than that. That was why you didn’t allow yourself to think about it too much, drowning yourself in schoolwork and friends; but that could only last so long, and when you laid awake in bed at night, his face was the only thing you thought of. You’d tried to get yourself off, release the tension that had built up inside, but you just couldn’t — you could never reach the spots he did, never keep the right pace, it was all wrong.
“Where’s Leah?” You hadn’t been expecting him to keep talking to you once you’d gotten your water, imagining that he’d take his own drink and shove past you. But here he was, leaning against the counter behind him and staring at you as he waited for you to respond. Although he’d been previously eyeing you up, when Judd spoke he looked at you, not your chest or your ass — he looked you right in the eyes. Sure, it’s the bare minimum, but so many guys at school couldn’t even look you in the eyes, so this felt like something special.
“She fell asleep while we were watching a movie… Tried to wake her up but I guess once she’s out, she’s out.” You’d try joke, laughing nervously as you shrugged your shoulders, but Judd didn’t laugh along. Instead his face remained in the same stoic expression it always did, eyes glued to your own.
“Who’s the guy that dropped you off?” He’d ask. This surprised you, and you made no attempt to hide it in the way your brows raised, lips ever so slightly parted. Had Judd been watching you when you’d gotten here? This was the first time you’d seen him all day, and you’d be lying if you said you hadn’t been somewhat disappointed at his lack of presence. It was embarrassing, but when Leah invited you over for a sleepover, the first thing you thought of was Judd — being in such close proximity with him again. Just being around him now had your stomach in knots.
“Felix?” You’d question, head tilted ever so slightly to the side in confusion. Judd would simply shrug; feigning disinterest. “He’s just a new friend… We were all studying over at his house and he offered to give me a lift.” Judd’s eyes would somewhat narrow as you spoke, his grip on the counter he was leaning on tightening, knuckles going white.
“You gonna fuck him?” His words almost had you choking on air, eyes blown wide as you placed your water down. Surely he was joking, teasing you for some strange reason? But you could see he was serious, see how his jaw tensed, how he placed his own glass down, muscular arms involuntarily flexing with each movement. He looked angry, jealous even.
“No? What… Where did that even come from? I hardly know the guy! He just offered to give me a ride here because it was a long walk.” You could feel your face turning a deep shade of red, voice shaking and throat suddenly dry. If things hadn’t felt tense before, they definitely did now. By now Judd had made his way around the island counter that stood between you both, one hand resting on the cold marble as he stared down at you, brows raised as if he didn’t believe you. “I’m serious! I’m not- you know I’m…” You’d trail off, eyes trained on the floor below you, suddenly too afraid to meet his eyes.
“He wants to fuck you, could see it when he looked at you.” He’d state in that monotone voice of his, some hair falling in-front of his now hooded eyes. The air between you both felt thick, and before you knew it he’d captured your chin between his finger and thumb, lifting your face up until your eyes met his. “You wanna fuck him too?” A shaky breath escaped your lips as you shook your head ‘no.’ A satisfied, cocky grin would appear on his lips for a quick moment before it was gone again. “Good girl…” His thumb would move to caress the side of your face, tracing over your cheekbone soothingly. “Been thinkin’ about you…” His hand made its way to your hair, fingers running through it before he was suddenly yanking on it, causing your head to fall back, now staring straight up at his face as it hovered over yours, a pained yelp leaving you. “D’you think about me?”
“Yes.” You’d whimper, taking in a deep breath and swallowing saliva in an attempt to soothe your throat. “Think about you all the time…” The words left your lips without a single thought behind them, but even if you lied Judd would be able to tell, and that would only piss him off more. “Cant help it.”
Judd couldn’t help the chuckle that left him at your pathetic tone, leaning ever so slightly closer so you could feel each breath that left him fan over your face. “What do you think about me, huh?” He’d dip his head so his nose would run along the side of your face, until his lips traced over the shell of your ear and he began to nibble on it, a sharp gasp leaving you as you tensed. “Think about me touching you?”
“Yes.” You couldn’t help the loud whine that left you when his lips travelled down to the column of your neck, sucking on the sensitive skin and eagerly nipping at it. “Think about your hands, they’re so pretty Judd.” He’d grin into your neck, hands moving to grip at your waist and pull your body closer to his own. They’d dip under the fabric of your pyjama pants and panties, thumbs rubbing over the skin of your hips as he bit harshly into your throat this time, a sensual moan leaving you. “Want more of you Judd… wasn’t enough before.”
He’d scoff, pulling away from your neck and admiring the red marks he’d left behind, imaging the bruises that were soon to appear. “Not enough? You think you deserve more?” His hands would slowly run up and down your hips and thighs before he was harshly grabbing at your ass, groping it between his fingers and causing you to whimper. “Greedy girl, huh?” He’d mock.
“Please…” Your voice was whiny and breathless, hands moving to cling onto the fabric of his vest, you felt as if your legs could give out at any moment. Before you could continue speaking, Judd had finally attached his lips to your own. The kiss was hot, fast-paced and desperate, teeth against teeth and tongues almost immediately invading each other’s mouths. His hands had hooked under your thighs and lifted you up to sit on the counter by now, and even through your pyjama bottoms you were able to feel how cold the marble was, but it was a nice contrast to how hot the rest of your body felt.
One of Judd’s hands would slide up to your neck, thumb running along the curve of your jaw as he pulled you closer into the kiss, your nose brushing against his — you were more confident this time, had a better idea of what you were doing, tilting your head softly to the side and running your own hands down his stomach until they reached the bottom of his vest. You’d begin to pull it off, separating from the kiss momentarily and carelessly throwing the material somewhere behind you. Judd of course took the opportunity to take your own shirt off, practically growling as he felt your nails rake over his chest.
Soon enough he’d pushed you back so you were now laying down on the counter, legs dangling off the edge as you stared up at the ceiling, chest heaving with each deep breath you took. You could feel Judd run his hands over your sides before he was reaching under you to unclasp your bra and toss it elsewhere along with the both of your shirts. The cold air of the kitchen had your nipples pebbling, Judd’s thumb brushing over one before he toyed with it between his fingers, causing you to let out a short sob as your back arched. He couldn’t get enough of how sensitive you were. His lips soon attached to one of your tits, teeth grazing over your nipple and tongue teasing it as his other hand groped at the other mound, making sure both got some attention. He’d continue to alternate, groans leaving him each time your hands tugged at his hair, those angelic sounds that left your lips making him grind his erection into the side of the kitchen counter, desperately searching for friction.
He’d begin to trail his kisses between the valley of your breasts before travelling lower towards your stomach and then to the skin just above the top of your pyjama pants. You waited with anxious breaths, staring down at him with those needy eyes, begging him to fuck you with just a look. “You want me to make you feel good?” He’d raise his pierced brow, hands now placed on either one of your thighs, holding your legs apart for him. You were soon nodding without a second thought, whines leaving you as you reached down to try pull off your own pyjama bottoms. He’d scoff with a grin, reaching a hand up to your heat and placing his hand over it before slowly applying pressure with his palm. “Right here?” He’d ask.
“Yes! Yes, please Judd — want all of you, want your mouth, your cock-” You were cut off by a harsh slap to your thigh, the skin surely already gaining a red hue, a sharp gasp leaving you. Judd was grinning, hand now caressing the area he’d slapped.
“Such naughty words coming from the princesses mouth; what would everyone else think if they heard the things you’re saying to me, huh?” He’d tilt his head to the side as he asked, not waiting for your answer as he began to pull your pyjama bottoms down, revealing the pretty pink lace panties you wore beneath them. Judd was eagerly leaning in, licking a stripe up your panties and groaning at the taste of your juices that had covered the thin material, the wet patch they’d left only getting darker and it mixed with his saliva. The gesture had you squirming, one of his hands placed onto your hip to hold you in place as the other held onto your thigh, keeping you spread wide for him as he hooked your legs over his shoulders.
By now he was practically making out with your clothed cunt, sucking on your cotton panties in an attempt to make the most of every drop of slick you’d left on them. You had to place a hand over your mouth to stop the sobs of pleasure that threatened to leave from travelling around the Birch household. His parents were right upstairs, Leah in her room asleep, and you were pretty sure his little brother was in his room too. Any of them could come downstairs and see you both, but for some reason that only seemed to add to your arousal.
Just as you felt that familiar knot begin to form in your stomach, Judd had stopped, pulling his mouth off of you and placing his hands on either side of your body on the counter, dark eyes staring at you lustfully. You were going to open your mouth to say something, but then his hands were grabbing you once again, dragging you back to the edge of the counter and leaning over you, harshly grinding the bulge that had formed in his sweatpants over your clothed pussy, the wet material staining his own. You could tell he was big just from that, eyes rolling into the back of your head as your back arched off of the counter. “Please, Judd I need it so bad, god, please.” You’d pant, and Judd would only hum in response.
“Gonna fuck you in my bed.” He’d state firmly, hooking his hands under your thighs as you sat up, lifting you off of the counter and into his arms, your legs hooking around his waist as you wound your arms around his neck. “Good girls deserve a bed, don’t they?” He’d question in that low tone that always somehow made your knees weak. You nodded along dumbly, simply overexcited at the idea of finally losing your virginity — and to Judd of all people.
He carried you up to his room pretty quickly, taking note of the clothes strewn across the kitchen and making a mental note to return for them later on. In a flash you were laying back on his bed, watching him slowly pull your panties off of you, placing the material onto his bedside table before leaning down and pressing a gentle kiss to your clit, a tiny whimper vibrating in your throat. He’d laugh breathlessly into your cunt, inhaling your scent before finally attaching his lips to your clit and flicking his tongue over it, hollowing out his cheeks as he sucked on the bud. You couldn’t help the way you aggressively yanked on his hair, causing him to let out a groan that vibrated against you and had you throwing your head back in pleasure, legs squeezing around his head as if fearful he’d pull away again. However, he made no move to stop you, as if he enjoyed being trapped between your legs, mouth attached to your cunt.
His fingers soon joined his mouth, running through your folds and collecting your juices before his thumb was circling around your entrance, hole clenching around nothing as it attempted to drag him inside. He didn’t wait long, soon inserting one finger into you and sighing at the way you tightened around his digit. He couldn’t fucking wait to be inside of you.
His finger set a steady pace as it moved, and soon enough a second one had joined it, both pumping in and out before curling to find that spongy spot that made your back arch and brows knit together, a guttural moan passing your lips as your body did it’s best to grind against his mouth and fingers. He’d run his tongue through your folds, collecting your juices and humming as he swallowed them. His fingers began to ever so slightly pick up their pace, twisting inside of you and causing your entire body to jolt and writhe on the blanket beneath you, your face contorted with pleasure and mouth agape as strings of moans left you. As if Judd could tell you were almost at your limit, he’d pull his mouth off of you, pace of his fingers slowing down and causing you to whine, eyes meeting his before dropping to watch the way his tongue darted out of his mouth to collect the juices covering his lips.
“You sure you think you can handle me?” He’d grin, leaning up to hover over you, placing short kisses over your breasts before he met your lips with his own, allowing you to taste yourself on his tongue. “It’s okay to change your mind.” He’d mumble into your lips, and despite the intimacy of the situation, you could tell he was serious — he wanted to know you were sure.
You’d grind your hips up into his own in response, holding in your breathless giggles as you felt his hips instinctively buck into you, clothed groin pushing into your sensitive cunt and causing you to shudder with desire. “Yes, want this — want this with you.” You’d confirm, and immediately Judd was pulling his sweatpants down, revealing the lack of underwear underneath; he wouldn’t even admit to Maury how hard he’d gotten just from seeing you in his driveway earlier, immediately rushing off to his room to sort it out. One of the main reasons he hadn’t left his room was fear that he’d see you and get a painful erection in-front of his entire family…
You couldn’t help the gasp that left you at the sight of his cock, thick and veiny as it curved ever so slightly to the side. Although this was the only one you’d ever seen, you were sure he was thicker than average, just about the length you’d imagined too, tip an aggressive pink and already leaking pre-cum. You’d reach forward, thumb swiping some of the pre-cum off and bringing it into your mouth, the movement almost instinctive. Judd could only groan as he watched, quickly reaching over to his bedside table to grab a condom from the drawer, eagerly sliding it over himself.
Soon enough his own hand moving up to caress the side of your face as the other took hold of his length, prodding the tip against your entrance, the both of you moaning as you fluttered around nothing. Then he was moving forward, slowly sinking inside of you, brows furrowed as he tried to contain his pleasure, your velvety walls squeezing him and doing their best to pull him further in. “Fuck.” He’d mumble, eyes travelling back and forth between your face and your cunt, absorbed in the way your features morphed with pleasure as he moved.
“It’s too big…” You’d squeal, throwing your head back as your hands clamped down on his forearms, back arching off of the bed as you felt pain rise in your stomach. Tears would sting at your eyes, the stabbing pain spreading further. Judd would immediately stop moving, only making you whine as you continued to writhe below him.
“You want me to stop?” He’d move his hand up to your stomach, thumb running just over where he could see a slight bulge in your tummy, caressing the skin in a soothing manner. His other hand brushing your hair off of your forehead. You couldn’t help but think about how strange this was, you’d never seen Judd so caring… Well, not since your ‘moment’ in the school janitors closet. A warm feeling spread over you as you as you watched him stare down at you with more concern than you’d ever seen on him before in his eyes. Just that look had you shaking your head, hand reaching up to pull his head down to yours and connect your lips once again, the boy humming into your mouth.
“Don’t stop.” Before you’d even finished speaking, Judd has bottomed out in you, balls hitting your ass and tip just about poking at your cervix. The both of you took a moment to deeply breathe in sync, staring at each other as he now placed his arms on either side of your head, noses ever so slightly brushing against each other. It didn’t take long for that painful sting to disappear, and now you just felt full, beginning to grind your hips up in an attempt to create some friction. Judd would tightly grab at your hip, doing his best to hold himself back from moving inside of you. If he could have it his way he’d be pounding you into the mattress by now, not stopping until neither of you would be able to leave the bed, but he wanted this to be a good first time for you. “Please move…” You’d beg desperately. “Want you to move, wanna feel it.”
He’d start off slowly, languidly pulling out, a long moan leaving you, before he thrusted back in, muffling his own moan by biting down into your neck harshly, definitely leaving a mark behind. His fingers bruisingly dug into your skin, rubbing circles as he continued to move back and forth, gradually beginning to pick up his pace. He could feel you squeeze around him with each thrust, the way your body did its best to meet his thrusts. Before he knew it he felt his own release approaching, causing him to stop moving out of panic. “Shit, stop — fucking, stop fucking moving.” He’d grunt.
Your hips would stop their grinding movement against his, worried eyes staring up at him as his own closed, nose scrunching as if in pain. Concern immediately rose within you, had you done something wrong? Did he not like it? This was a stupid idea, why had you done this?-
As if sensing your concern, Judd would lean down and place a kiss to your nose, heavy breaths fanning over your face as he adjusted on his forearms. “Don’t look at me like that, it’s just, you’re so fucking tight, don’t wanna cum too early.” He’d pant against your cheek, placing another gentle kiss there before pulling away to look at you, reassurance in his eyes. “You’re doing so good, taking me perfectly, just relax.” He’d almost coo at you, one hand running through your hair before he slowly began to rock his hips again, shaft leisurely running against your walls, your back once again arching, face contorting with pleasure.
The veins that ran along his shaft caressed each crevice perfectly, as if you’d been made to fit him, tip of his cock kissing your cervix with each slow but harsh push. The two of you moved in sync, your own body more relaxed now, every so often giving him a gentle squeeze as you felt him twitch within you. Judd didn’t really moan, more often just letting out deep grunts and groans or uttering words of encouragement, face hard and focused, small beads of sweat dripping off of him. The moment was almost romantic, intimate, his forehead pressed against yours, eyes not daring to leave each others as your bodies moved as one. One of your hands would join his by the side of your head, fingers interlacing as his pace slowly began to speed up once again.
His hips were snapping into yours eagerly by now, desperately chasing your release as he watched you tense under him, your eyes closed, mouth agape as moans left one after another. This was just like what he’d imagined, if not better. He wanted to take in every pretty expression you had to offer, commit every sound you made to memory incase he didn’t get the chance to hear them again. He could feel his own high building up within him, but he was determined to get you there first, determined to watch you come undone beneath him again.
“Judd! ‘M gonna — gonna cum!…” You’d cry out, and he could feel you shaking beneath him. Before you knew it he’d placed his hands under your knees, pushing your legs up until they were either side of your head, the new position causing you to let out an almost pornographic moan, your head thrown back as the knot within your stomach grew tighter and tighter. The bed would creak with each harsh thrust, sounding as if it could give out at any moment. Within seconds you were coming undone around him, white pleasure clouding your vision as Judd kissed feverishly at your lips, continuing to grind into you as he chased his own high.
Soon enough he was joining you, a low grunt of your name being uttered from his lips as his pace faltered and slowed down, body dropping down on-top of yours. He’d place sloppy kisses along your jaw, hand travelling under your body as his fingers trailed along your spine, helping you to calm down as you whimpered into his ear, body hot and sensitive. The room was once again hot and stuffy, the two of you sweaty, skin sticking to each other as you wound your arms around his neck, enjoying the momentary bliss.
“Wear something that shows off your neck on Monday, want Patrick to see the marks I left on you.” He’d murmur into your skin, nose buried into your hair as he took in your scent, his own muscles relaxing as he pulled out of you, shuddering before throwing the condom into the trash can beside his bed. You could only let our breathless giggles in response, finding the venom in the way he said Patrick’s name amusing, shaking your head and gently slapping at his arm, causing him to growl into you.
You’d fallen asleep wrapped up in Judd’s arms that night, chest pressed tightly against his, nose buried into the crook of his neck as his chin sat on top of your head.
— Judd had rushed downstairs early the next morning, determined to pick up the items of clothing the two of you had previously abandoned before any of his family awoke. So far he’d found both vests, the two pieces located closer to the door, but your bra seemed to be nowhere in sight. Just when he stepped further into the kitchen, he’d spot his mother sat at the counter, a sly grin on her lips, your bra sitting on the marble.
“You’re up early, Judd… Got any plans today?” She’d ask coyly, head tilted to the side. She knew, and she knew he knew that she knew. He’d grunt, halting in-front of her as his eyes flickered between her and the pink bra on the counter.
“No, my friend just — left this the other day, dunno how it got here.” He’d grumble, quickly swiping the bra away and holding it along with the white vests in his hand. His mother would scoff, rolling her eyes as she took a sip of the coffee in her hands.
“Tell (y/n) I hope she enjoyed her stay — and let her know you’ll be driving her home.” She’d state as she watched her son turn away, his face red, fists clenched angrily. Of course he was going to drive you home, did his mom think he was some kind of player? Well, maybe he would be considered one in some terms, but no, he didn’t consider himself to be such a way… And he especially wouldn’t let you take yourself home after last nights events…
Soon enough he’d returned to his room, allowing you to get dressed, watching from his spot on his bed. He’d be lying if he said he was excited for you to leave, he’d enjoyed waking up and watching you sleep beside him, face relaxed, breaths calm. You’d stand awkwardly at the door once you were done, eyes meeting yours as an anxious smile pulled at your lips.
“I’ll see you later? I’m-” You’d trail off. “I’m excited for you to drive me home.” It sounded pathetic, but it was true, and Judd couldn’t help but agree, nodding to you and watching as you left, sneaking back towards Leah’s room in desperate hope she was still asleep. He’d throw his head back, willing sleep to overtake him, but it never came. Instead, thoughts of you popped into his mind, and once again he felt his pants tighten, a frustrated curse leaving his lips as his hand reached down towards his bulge.
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Kensy Bixby, popular, attractive, talented. The youngest child of two Broadway stars, she could have it all. She could have anyone she wanted. What on earth is she doing with a guy like Judd Birch?
Judd Birch x OC
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I jump, startled as Leah places her hand on my shoulder. "You alright? He didn't say some weird sadistic shit to you, did he?" "No, no. He... he's just..." "stuck the toothbrush we got off with on my leg." I wave Connie away, clearing my mind. "He's different." Leah nods, "Yeah. He burnt my pigtail when I was 3." Leah grabs the plates out of my arms taking them to the sink for Nick to wash.
Leah and I lay on the couch flipping through movie channels. "There's nothing on!" Leah cries in frustration. I cross my legs, repositioning myself under my blanket. "What are you in the mood for?" She ponders for a second before smiling, "Come with me!" We walk upstairs and down the hallways.
Leah knocks on Judd's door waiting patiently. It opens and he stands in view, in all his glory. He glared down at his sister, switching his eyes to me for a solid 5 seconds. "What do you want?"
Leah pushes past him entering his room, I follow suit. Leah opens a drawer in a dresser near the window, "We need a scary movie to watch."
Judd walks behind me as Leah searches through his collection. "And who said you could borrow from me?" I feel his presence behind me, he towers over my frame.
Leah grabs a disk from the stack showing it off, "Scream? Ha, nice" Judd hums from behind me. I say still as a statue. "This okay for you, Kensy?" I nod, picking the nonexistent lint from my shirt, "sure! I love scary movies."
Judd moves to the side only slightly, his face is now available on my right. "Sure you won't get scared? Seem like a pussy to me." I turn to him, confidence waves through me, "I'll be fine. You're more than welcome to come and check how much of a pussy I am after the movie." I grab the disk and walk out of his room.
Leah laughs as she puts the disk in, "he didn't even have a comeback!" She plops herself on the couch, starting the movie. 20 minutes in and the stairs creak, causing me to turn around expecting someone, but there is nothing there. Just my imagination.
"Ahh! No, run bitch run!" I scream covering my face as the slasher chases her. The movie ends to reveal the true killers being her friend and her boyfriend.
My phone rings startling us. I answer with a sigh, "hello mother." "Where are you? It's 7:46!" "Leah Birch's house. We were-" "not rehearsing I'm sure. Are you back on the weed again, Kensy? If I find out you're throwing your life away, you will not have one! Don't make me put your father on the phone." Leah stares off blankly as I am scolded. "No, mother. I promise I am trying my best." "Get home. Now! Go straight to the studio. I'll be waiting." She hangs up leaving me with tears brimming my eyes. I push myself off the couch, "I... I have to go, Leah." She silently follows me to the door, "I'm sorry, Kensy." I suck up my emotions, pushing a smile. "I'll see you tomorrow." I wave as she closes the door behind me.
I walk to my car, each step feeling like another weight added to my shoulders. I grasp the handle of my car, getting ready to get in, but a voice halts my actions.
"I knew you were a pussy."
I look up to see Judd Birch on the passenger side of my car. "What?"
He rounds the hood stopping in front of me. He places his finger under my chin, raising my head to look into my eyes, "You are a pussy." He repeated like before.
Connie jumps on the hood of the car in anger, "shut up, sexy! We're angry and we need to be bitchy! AHHHH!"
I swat his hand away from my chin, "I am not." Judd looks down at his hand I swatted away, his eyes staring at the skin, studying it. Suddenly Judd grabs my shoulders pushing me against the car, making me scream out of shock. He cackles before letting me go, "pussy."
I push him backward making him stumble a couple of feet. "Shut up!" He smirks making his way towards me again. "Or what?" He stands so close, I can feel his breath on my cheek. I bite my cheek unable to move.
He tilts his head to the side, "huh? What are you going to do, little pussy?" "I know what you want to do." Before Judd can question my response, I jerk the back of his neck toward me crashing our lips together. He jumps to action quickly, forcing his tongue in my mouth, pushing me completely against my car so I can't move. He grips my hip so hard I'll have bruises within the hour. He pulls away, hand gripping my jaw, he pats my cheek twice before backing away into the garage.
I got in my car and drove away quickly. Connie twiddles her thumbs in the passenger seat, she looks at me with a coy smile. I huff, letting a smile grow on my face, "HOLY SHIT!" "I FUCKING KNOW, RIGHT?" I jump in my seat unable to control my excitement. "I kissed him! Me!" Connie wipes a tear away, "I'm so proud of you my horny baby!"
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Judd POV:
I watch her drive away as if nothing happened. Maury stood at his side, shocked by the girl's actions, "ya know, honestly, I didn't see that coming."
"Then you're an idiot."
Maury scoffs, "so sweet to me. Why didn't you beef her in the backseat, brother? Good sweaty car. Could draw on the windows after." I roll my eyes light a match and set newspapers on fire. "She's interesting." "She's a fucking freak! Getting off in your bathroom with YOUR toothbrush? That's hoe shit! I LOVE THAT FOR YOU!" I smirk remembering the shutters of her breathing through the walls as she came. "That was hot."
I enter the house silently, I can hear my family discussing Kensy in the living room. "It's like she's a prisoner. I didn't know her parents were that bad." Leah says in a sorrowful voice.
Nick swings his feet, "well we can let her move in here. She could share my room." I roll my eyes, "you're such a pervert, retarded faggot. What's up with your friend?" Leah shakes her head, "her parents are... nuts! They have her on a diet plan, she rehearses 10 hours a day, she got yelled at for being here for too long!" I roll my eyes, "not my problem." I pass them and walk up the steps to my room. I open the closet allowing my raccoons to escape. I bring down a scrunchy I took from Kensy's car. They sniff it then look at me, waiting for a command. "Protect her."
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Requests are open!
Hiya everybody! My Imagine/oneshot/preference requests are open!
I am literally down for every type of request - except smut and adult x child pairings - so feel free to request!^^ Also don’t be afraid to ask me to do an imagine/preference/oneshot with a character or fandom I didn’t list!^^
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―The Lost Boys (1987):
Michael Emerson
Sam Emerson
Edgar Frog
Alan Frog
David
Marko
Paul
Dwayne
Star
―Stand By Me (1986):
Chris Chambers
Gordie Lachance
Vern Tessio
Teddy Duchamp
John ‘Ace’ Merrill
Richard ‘Eyeball’ Chambers
Billy Tessio
Charlie Hogan
―Young Guns I-II (1988/1990):
Billy the Kid
Chavez y Chavez
Joshia Gordon ‘Doc’ Scurlock
Dick Brewer
Stave Stephers
Arkansas Dave Rudabaugh
―Footloose (1984):
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Willard Hewitt
―Gravity Falls (2012-2016):
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Mabel Pines
Wendy Corduroy
Robbie Valentino
Nate
Lee
Soos
Stanford Pines
Stanley Pines
―Class of 1999 (1990):
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Sonny Culp
―Stranger Things (2016- ):
Steve Harrington
Billy Hargrove
Dustin Henderson
Mike Wheeler
Nancy Wheeler
Jonathan Byers
Will Byers
Lucas Sinclair
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―Grease (1978):
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Kenickie
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Ben Hanscom
Eddie Kaspbrak
Richie Tozier
Mike Hanlon
Stanley Uris
Henry Bowers
Patrick Hockstetter
Victor Criss
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―Changeling (2008):
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―Bones (2005-2017):
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Lance Sweets
Seeley Booth
James Aubrey
Temperence Brennan
Jack Hodgins
Arastoo Vaziri
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Finn Abernathy
Jared Booth
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―Z-O-M-B-I-E-S I-II (2018/2020):
Zed Necrodopolis
Eliza Zambini
Wyatt Lykensen
Wynter Barkowitz
Willa Lykensen
Bucky Buchanan
Bonzo
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―Jeepers Creepers I-II (2001/2003):
Darry Jenner
Izzy Bohen
Scott Braddock
Andy Bucky
The Creeper
Billy Taggart
―Descendants I-II-III(2015/2017/2019):
Carlos De Vil
Evie
Mal
Jay
Harry Hook
Uma
Gil
Ben Beast
―Teen Wolf (2011-2017):
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Stiles Stilinski
Lydia Martin
Derek Hale
Isaac Lahey
Liam Dunbar
Theo Reaken
Kira Yukimura
Jackson
Allison Argent
―Ed Edd n Eddy (1999-2008):
Double D
Rolf
Eddy
Edd
Kevin
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The Kanker sisters
Jonny
―Five Nights at Freddy’s (2014- ):
Freddy Fazbear
Foxy
Chica
Bonnie
Mangle
Toy Bonnie
Toy Freddy
Toy Chica
Springtrap
Fredbear
Funtime Freddy
Funtime Foxy
Ballora
Circus Baby
―Big Mouth (2017- ):
Nick Birch
Andrew Glouberman
Jay Bilzerian
Matthew
Jessi Glaser
Val Bilzerian
Kurt Bilzerian
Leah Birch
Judd Birch
―Harry Potter:
Draco Malfoy
Harry Potter
Ronald Weasley
Oliver Wood
Hermione Grager
Fred & George Weasley
Marcus Flint
Adrian Pucey
Neville Longbottom
Luna Lovegood
Seamus Finnigan
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can we please get more Judd :((((((
Of course! I have really conflicting views about the show Big Mouth. Though NGL, I loved Human Resources
So, this is going to be like a part 2 in a way [Part 1 Here & Part 3 Here]
He doesn't remember when he started to a crush on you, but it grew fast
And god he hated it so much. He wanted to stab these feelings and kill them
He bottled them for a long time and for a while it worked... Until it didn't
He would never admit he was jealous, but anyone could tell
One of those theater idiots decided to flirt with you and Judd wanted to bash the guy's head in with a brick
He doesn't but god he wants too
He introduces you to his raccoons
You think they're so cute and he [for a slight second] smiles a little, thinking you're adorable, but he shakes it off
He'll listen to your problems, even though he finds them annoying
You usually rant to him when you feel you can't talk to Leah about a certain topic or she's [Leah] not available
Though, you better not talk about a guy, because that doesn't go well
He'll give you advice on your problems, but it's usually something violent. Like saying you're having problems with your boss and Judd will tell you to just kick him down some stairs
^"Umm... I love your enthusiasm, but let's stay in the mindset of legal and morally acceptable advice"
It really isn't very good advice to you, because like I said, it's usually violence
Your father is a doctor and when you were getting something and you see Nick in the waiting room
"Nick?"
He looks towards the voice, before his eyes widens and he awkwardly swishes around, "Hey, Y/n."
"What are you doing here? Are you okay?"
"I ate a weed gummy with my friend and I think I'm having a heart attack."
You tilt your head at the freaked-out prepubescent boy. "Heart attack? I don't think you're having a heart attack, but you could be having a panic attack."
"What the fuck is a panic attack?"
Before you can answer, Judd jumps in asking what was going on.
"What the hell are you doing here?"
You both turn towards the male, who had his hand wrapped in some gauze. You pointed to it, "What happened to your hand?"
"Raccoon accident."
You decided not to question it and turned back towards Nick, "Are you okay, Nick?"
"I don't know-"
"What even happened to you, numbnuts?" Judd wanted to call his brother a dumbass, but he kept it to himself with you around.
"I ate a weed gummy with Jessi and I think something's wrong with my heart."
Judd rolls his eyes, "You're just stoned."
"I didn't know that was a common thing when you were stoned."
"It's not, he's just an idiot. Come on, you little pecker."
Judd feels like an idiot around you and it irrates the fuck out of him
He just wants to be himself, but he tones it down around you
Your parents don't like him
They think he's a future criminal and they're scared he'll either get you locked in jail, knocked up, or dead
And while he is Future Criminal, he would never get you in trouble
^ Leah thinks it's cute with how much her brother likes you
Judd is protective over you. If a guy is ever harassing you, something bad is going to happen to them and it may or may not be Judd's fault
If you ever want to be alone, especially at one of Leah's parties, just hang around him, because no one would dare approach you, especially if he has a hand around you or something
Nick uses you as a blackmail of sorts against Judd
"Well, I'll just let Y/n know that you're an asshole."
"I don't give a fuck."
"Y/n doesn't like assholes."
Judd roles his eyes, groaning, before gettting up and doing whatever Nick needs
If Judd says something stupid, Nick will ask you if you like the thing, annoying the fuck out of Judd
Leah thinks it's annoying that her brother's are always trying to steal you away from her or take away most of your time and attention
^ You're her friend not theirs
"You need to stay away from Y/n. She's my friend and you're a fucking loser."
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Part 3 of Judd headcanons??????????????
More???????? Honestly I don't know what else to add tbh, so I kind of elaborated on her relationship with Leah & Nick too
PT1, PT2
Leah is slowly getting annoyed with her brothers. She was cool with them liking you at first and even thought it was kind of cute, but now it's getting annoying. Sure, she sees why they like you, you're incredible, but that's the issue. You're incredible and you can do way better than anyone in her family. You deserve the best, and although she loves her brothers she knows they are anything but. Also they're taking up all your time that she once occupied
She has to get you back
^And now all of the Birch siblings are fighting for your attention
Leah's going to win almost every time though, because she's your best friend and was with you first
Nick and Judd still go at each others throat
If you're ever in trouble and need help, you can count on Judd to help you, even if he acts annoyed
You make him want to be a better person, which really angers him. You make him nicer, which people around him notice [Only his stupid father pointing it out]
Corruption Kink
He's obsessed with you and keeps a shrine
Judd acts like he's annoyed with your presence, but if you ever get up to leave he'll pull you back down with him
He just doesn't know how to tell you he loves you...
He'll let you sleep on his lap or his shoulder. He thinks it's kind of cute when you fall asleep on his shoulder. He likes to hear your breathing and he can even feel your heart beat echoing in his chest
Nick asks you for rides from school [Mainly because he doesn't want to ride with Judd], but he wants to spend more time with you. He's sad you see him as a little kid/Brother and wants to change your mind [He won't]
Whenever you hang out with Leah, it's usually away from her stupid brothers
^ If you were with her brothers, she makes sure to keep you preoccupied so they can't have a second of your time. Maybe she's selfish, but you're her friend not theirs
^ If Judd talks about asking you out, while Leah had once been on board, she no longer is, because then she won't have your attention like she used to. She had never thought that far ahead before, but now she's slowly seeing it happen before her eyes
Judd has taken you on raccoon dinners because he knows you think raccoons are cute
^ He plays up to your more affectionate side
^ Think of it as a manipulation tactic, but don't call him out on it
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yandere judd where reader is a stoner 💕
Bro I've never smoked... Never even an edible... >:(
Here is the link to my Taglist!
He gives me more edible vibes than smoking a joint
You're like Hippie-vibes kind of stoner [Think Argyle from Stranger Things]
The craziest thing though, is you probably met when you needed a new dealer
^ Someone recommended him, but warned you of his personality
^ Thankfully, he thought you were funny enough and kept you around
Don't date your dealers
You're always at his place at the weirdest hours
His parents give you really weird vibes because of how close they are, so you started having him come to your house
He likes that he doesn't have to talk to you or really do anything. He can just be there. And that's nice
He does get tired of your stupid questions, but he still answers them- With short remarks
He's older than you, so there is a part of you that looks up to him, which is really bad, because he's a terrible influence
He gets you to do bad stuff when you're high
Lucky you to have him as your watch when you try a new drug [Ex: Shrooms]
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Judd's childhood headcanons?
You betcha 🤭
Tags: idk like mentions of violence and such, Judd being a pyromaniac from a very young age, dead bugs?
Author's note: if we don’t get a baby judd episode in the new season I will riot (,:
Judd childhood hc's
Word count: 1,2K
Both of his parents were absolutely over the moon when he was born
Imagine being an only child in the Birch household, like ngl that sounds pretty sweet
He had their attention aaalll to himself, and he thoroughly enjoyed it
He was quite an active child too, not like hyper but always doing something he was definitely not supposed to do, so he needed either one of his parents to watch him constantly anyways
I feel like he was a pretty “normal” child until Leah was born, sure he was a bit harder to watch than average 2-year-olds but it wasn’t to like a concerning degree or anything
That was until Leah was born
Suddenly having to deal with a new sister, unleashed little monster-gremlin Judd
Not even like five minutes after she was born, when he got to see her in the hospital, did he call her ugly and bald
He probably had an identity crisis when his dad told him he looked like that too
Anyways, Elliot was really empathic towards him, even though he was definitely becoming a bit of a spoiled brat
Like, he sat him down and was like “I know it’s hard for you to get a new sister, but think about how much she’s going to look up to you, blah blah..”
Judd did not listen
So for the next few years, his mission became causing as much trouble for everyone around him as possible and then finding a way to blame it on Leah
Obviously, no one believed that an infant thrashed the house and set fire to a bunch of ants in the backyard
(It was hard to believe toddler Judd even managed to do it lmfao)
That’s another thing, like he wouldn’t hurt big animals, like cats, dogs, raccoons, ect cause he likes those
But he’s definitely responsible for the bug population in town drastically decreasing lol
He would be that type of little kid who burns ants, crushes snails and squeezes bugs to death
I was reading IT right, and patrick apparently has a whole pencil case filled with dead flies AND WHY IS THAT SO JUDD
I could see him bringing that into kindergarten, and when it’s art time he pulls it out and shows the teacher’s kinda proudly and they’re all like 😧✋
This was how he ended in therapy, too
Diane getting a call like “Yeah, uh, your son has a pencil case full of dead bugs and he’s scaring everyone pls come pick him up”
She wasn’t even mad, bc if you’ve seen my other headcannons, yk it would just be even more confirmation that Judd definitely inherited a lot of things from her
He was definitely a very stab-happy kid too
I’m talking deliberately sharpening his pencils to a point and using them as weapons
I can see him having a slingshot too, he would sit somewhere his dad couldn’t see and just shoot rocks at him
Poor Elliot, Judd’s abuse and gremlin behaviours definitely affected him the most
Diane could actually get angry so Judd didn’t dare mess too much with her, and Leah was just a baby so her reactions were usually pretty boring
She didn’t even care when Judd showed her the dead flies smh 🫤
So Elliot was the only good target
Judd was very, very annoyed though, at how he never really got angry, like he’d always just praise Judd for his creativity
If he’s too mean to his dad, Diane will also get mad at him lol
So it’s about finding a balance yk
But back to the therapy thing
I don’t really think Judd got diagnosed with anything, besides being a creepy ass kid
If being creepy is a mental illness, count me in too idc
But like, there’s nothing inherently wrong with him, he just really enjoys causing trouble
So the only thing the therapist recommended was stricter parenting
As both him and Leah got older, his plans of getting rid of her became more thought out as well
There’s that one scene where Nick is a newborn and Judd tries to set fire to Leah’s hair
That is definitely a recurring thing, like he realised if he truly wanted to get rid of Leah he’d have to try something,,, more effective than leaving her random places and trying to get his parents to hate her
So setting her hair on fire seemed like a good idea
I don’t think he grasped the idea that she could actually die, but like if her hair burned off she would be ugly and their parents wouldn’t like her anymore yk? Something like that
Where did a six year old get lighters?? I would like to fucking know
This was also around the time he started to realise, that maybe murder and thrashing the house all the time was not a good idea
Diane probably had a talking to him, and was like “Now you’ve got a new brother, you can’t be trying to set his crib on fire or anything, you’re too old for that now”
That made him switch out his lighter for scissors and that was when is Chucky arc properly started
He cut a b i g chunk of Leah’s hair off while she slept, he cut up a lot of his dad’s clothes and tried to stab multiple of his teachers
Like, one of his teachers would go on to have Leah and Nick later, and would always tell them the story of how much of a menace Judd was and show them their scissor scars
Judd was definitely very spoiled too, he used to act kinda like Nick when he was younger
Little man’s thought he was king of the kindergarten fr
Probably carried over into his first years at school too, like 1st to 5th grade Judd was not much different
Omg,, he was a biter too
Like I can see Diane getting mad at him and hoisting him up by his shirt or something, to carry him to his room, but he would just try to bite her the whole time
The same with his teachers, you touch him, you get bitten
I can see him getting into a lot of fights with other boys at school too, either for making fun of him or his dad
Elliot came to pick him up one day and was like singing a little goofy song or whatever, and the other kids wouldn’t stop making fun of him
(Aw, that’s so cute, little Judd secretly defending his dad’s honour at school)
Bc he definitely wouldn’t tell his parents the real reason he got into a fight
Also, if anyone was bullying Leah in the schoolyard, Judd would straight up just spawn
His spidey senses was tingling fr
But he wouldn’t (And still won’t) hesitate to knock anyone who’s mean to his sister the fuck out
I feel like he’d also secretly slip something delicious he got in his lunchbox into Leah’s
Like, if she had a bad day at school and Judd so happened to have a candy bar (probably stolen lets be honest) He would make it suddenly appear in Leah’s lunch box and act all oblivious about it
That’s another thing, Judd was straight up just born w/o a moral compass
Even as a kid, he didn’t really see stealing, violence, ect as wrong
Well it all depends who he’s stealing from or beating up or whatever
But yk, Diane was (and is probably still) like that lol
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Hc: When Leah was born Judd absolutely despised her
Judd is the only Birch kid that once got his parents all for himself, and being the only child of parents like Elliot and Diane must be quite an experience, during that time Judd surely got more love and attention than any other kid in this world
i imagine the two year old gremlin wasn't happy at all with his new sister, and thought of all the possible ways to get ride of her, with Nick he was still a little jealous but kinda getting used to it
BABY JUDD TRYING TO MAIL HIS SISTER BACK TO THE HOSPITAL—
Ngl he’d probably do a lot worse than that, like purposefully rolling her stroller into incoming traffic, “accidentally” lighting a match and leaving it by her crib, ect
His parents could definitely NOT leave those two alone, she’s honestly lucky she survived infancy 😭
But with Nick, Yeahh he calmed down a little, he was also like 6-7 years then? So he probably was slowly starting to get an idea that murder was not really okay lol
I also think he spent so much time tormenting Leah he straight up did not give a shit about Nick
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Showtime
Kensy Bixby, popular, attractive, talented. The youngest child of two Broadway stars, she could have it all. She could have anyone she wanted. What on earth is she doing with a guy like Judd Birch?
Judd Birch x OC
Big Mouth
Do I know why I’m writing about a cartoon hottie? No. I do not. Please enjoy!
~0o0~
Kensy POV:
I sit on the cold tile ground of the hallway, running over my lines. Leah stomps through the halls at a fast pace from the theater. "Kensy! We need you! They're running the number!" I get up and stretch out, Connie appearing next to me stretching as well, "we got this, baby. Just like we rehearsed! Loud and proud!" She rubs my shoulders as I walk into the large theater of the school.
The music director smiles as I step onto the stage, "and our star! Running Voulez-Vous, from the top! Sound, on my count! And a five, six, seven, eight..."
The coronagraph starts at the exact time the middle schoolers in the theater audience have the time of their lives as we run the number over and over again.
~
Third Person POV:
Nick, Andrew, and Jay sit in the audience watching the rehearsal of the production, Mama Mia, the high school was performing this year. "How the hell did she get so fine? I swear she's been sexy since birth. Sexy baby." Jay says as he stares down Kensy. Nick follows her movements with his eyes, "dude, I know! Leah said they're friends." Jay's mouth falls, "you know what that means? You can get her in private, honk on those horns, ya know what I mean?" Andrew nods his head, Maury propped up in his velvet seat watching the sea of high school students dance. "Look at her spinning around, Andrew! She's the perfect ballerina. Just imagine her in those tights." Andrew smiles, his mind wandering.
~
Kensy POV:
I back up into the fake rock wall, as Ashton presses up against me, singing his verse. I lean as far away from him as I can when he dips his head down. I escape under his arm, singing, "don't go wasting your emotions, lay all your love on me!"
"Stop! Stop!" The director calls waving his hand high. Ashton stands tall, chest buffed out in such an obvious way it makes his look uneven. He's let this role go to his damn head.
"Ashton, work on your pitch. I need you down here... but you're a little up here... drop the balls, boy." Ashton scratches his neck, nodding as he takes his criticism.
I cross my arms waiting for Mr. Director to criticize me, "and Kensy," he takes a pregnant pause, "I need to see the want." I jerk my head back in confusion, "I'm sorry?"
Connie stops on stage, her hoofs echoing, she screams down at the director, "what the fuck? Look at your lead! She's holding the whole show! What more do you want you high-demanding bitch?"
"He has to be your Sky! You're Sophie, you're getting married, you're in love, you're so obsessed with him! But, honey, I just don't see it..."
Connie rolls her eyes, "he looks like a melted Ken doll, damnit!"
I look back to Ashton, he's sat on the ground doing sit-ups, he looks back to me sending a wink, I cover my mouth in disgust. Connie stumbles over, puking into a trash can. I gather my attitude, facing the director. I'm seriously about to do this...
"That's right! Tell him to fuck off! We'll be on Broadway one day, baby! Then they'll see!"
I smile before saying, "next rehearsal you'll see the change, sir, I promise." Wow... Connie falls at my feet, "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" The director claps his hands, "fantastic! I'll see you all on Wednesday! Dismissed!"
I grab my bag feeling the frustration build in my bones. "Why the hell did you do that? We'll have to have god-level acting to finish this job!" I take my jazz shoes off tossing them in my bag before looking up at Connie, "because mom wanted to see me play Sophie! Plus, Dad said he would come opening night if I was playing the lead." Connie rolls her eyes, she sits next to me. "Aw baby, I'm sorry. I know it's important, but we got to think about ourselves once in a while. You don't always have to prove things to them. I'm tired of waking up at 4 I'm the damn morning." I laugh tossing my head back, "sure! You try being the kid of two Broadway professionals! They've had me on the way to stardom since conception. I have to do all I can."
Leah waltzes over, positioning her flower back into her hair, "hey, Kensy! You were so good today! I don't even know what the director is talking about." I smile, thankful for the support of my friend. "It is what it is. I'll just have to ask my mom for some pointers." Leah gushes over the mention of my mother, "ugh she is so talented! I wish she would come to teach us for one rehearsal!"
"Oh yeah, that'd be great." I internally roll my eyes, biting my tongue. I'd rather light myself on fire than have my mother come to hover over a rehearsal. Getting ridiculed at my school and home? No thanks. I'll just take one.
"Do you want to come over? I'm having trouble with the third section of Honey, Honey. Would you come over and run it with me? It won't be rehearsal the entire time, I know you're tired. We could watch a movie or something afterward."
Connie smirks leaning on my shoulder, "you'd be home late, no time for mommy or daddy to demand more sweat, blood, and tears."
I smile at Leah, nodding, "I'd love to come over! Let me text my mom." Leah jumps with excitement.
Kensy: Hello, Mother. I'm going to Leah Birch's house to run more numbers for the play. I will be home late.
Mother: Fantastic! That's almost 7 hours of rehearsal today. I could take up to 14 hours at your age. Practice your pitch, I know you like to wave your voice. Soften it. Don't forget to send me your dietary sheet for today.
And there it is. The forever shadow I can never step out of. I shove my phone into my bag following Leah into the audience.
She stands with a group of boys, middle school at most. "Kensy, this is my brother, Nick, and his friends, Andrew, and Jay. They're staying over." I wave at the kids, "Hey, dudes. You like the show?" They all chattered up loudly at once. "It was great!" "You're amazing!" "Marry me!"
I stare at them blankly, before directing my gaze to Leah. "So... who's riding upfront with me?" I jingle my keys, all three boys jump out of their seats racing to me. Jay falls on his face at my feet, "Me! I made it first, fuckwads!"
Leah and I gasp out laughing at their behavior. Connie slaps her knee, "little pee-pees will murder for you, my love!"
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