#jschlatt 2020
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SEE ME DOMINATE 'CAUSE IM POWERFUL AND GREA-EA-EAT
i listened "tricks up my sleeve" from equestria girls for for three hours in a row. anyway, have some boys (i missed schlatt)
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Tubbo: We are figuring out who the mole is, Technoblade.
Techno: I bet it’s JSchlatt.
Tubbo and Quackity:
Tubbo: He is not on our side Technoblade.
Quackity: What are you talk-- WHAT DO YOU MEAN “I bet it’s JSchlatt”!?
Old clip from November 16th’s “Quackity Goes to War Against JSchlatt” stream: featuring Technoblade having a very serious debate with Tubbo and Quackity explaining how JSchlatt is, somehow, secretly on their side.
#Technoblade#Quackity#Tubbo#JSchlatt#DSMP#Lore#Schlatt#I have another clip from this particular stream I wanted to share sometime#But I'm really missing Techno today so I'm uploading this clip instead#November 16 2020#Subtitles#I'll start tagging the videos I add subtitles to#(If I remember)#I love seeing Quackity and Tubbo slowly losing their mind in this#subtitles#Edited#Portfolio
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Sugar Spice and everything nice🍬
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It’s so fucked up that jschlatt is only 6 years older than me. Like he should be 35 at least
#I had a schlatt phase back on#was it 2019 or 2020? one of the two#watched a lot of his smplive stuff#jschlatt
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oh my god people are writing jschlatt x reader rpf and tagging it on main. nature is healing. its annoying as all fuck and all yall are getting blocked but. the healing.
#if you told this to a fan in 2020 theyd keel over instantly.#jschlatt#sure ill main tag this too. cuz im also annoying#💀💬#JUST TO BE CLEAR im not a hater i just dont like x reader stuff personally
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When I say I liked the dsmp I mean I liked 2020 dsmp
#dsmp#dream smp#wilbur soot#l'manburg#l'manberg#however you decide to spell it#ranboo#tommyinnit#tubbo#fundy#dream#georgenotfound#2020 dsmp was superior. lmanberg arc stays on TOP#election was also genuinely really cool to see. the finale with phil killing wilbur? man#philza#jschlatt
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…huh. jschlatt vs scar. rise up for the how bad can i be animatic havers i guess
#mcyt sexyman#hi i am scar girlie number one I’ve been drawing this bitch in a catmaid dress since 2020#so i can say with full confidence: vote jschlatt.
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I had the craziest fucking dream last night and it's all Schlatt's fault.
So I watched Schlatt from 7 til around 12, and then I went to bed.
This is the most vivid dream I've ever had in my life.
So the earliest thing I remember is being in a massive theatre, like Circ De Solei, Roman Collesium, MASSIVE circular theatre and all the actors and shit run around in the back with elevators or shooting up the elevator ropes by holding on when the elevator is going up and getting yoinked.
I'm in one of the, I think it was a storage room or something. Whatever it was it was really high up and I could see the whole thing if I poked my head through the curtains.
And then schlatt comes out in his pope hat and cape and announces that this is his Presidential Campaign Show, where every four years he finds 4 people and they write a script for them running for president.
And this is a week-long event, like the script is LONG.
He ends up picking me for something and I get to run around back-stage with Schlatt and probably a bunch of other YouTubers/Twitch Streamers I can't remember the faces of, and the last thing I remember is Schlatt told me I could ask for anything, even 100k and he'd give it to me. It was really on the spot so I asked if I could think about it for a minute. He said yes, and I genuinely thought about it and I asked for a Signed Jumbo Schlatt Rammie plush.
What the fuck
Edit: I wrote this on January 15th 2022 idfk why I never posted it jesus
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hey during those 6 months of not posting I made this POG2020 propaganda and this beer sticker for typography class
#POG 2020#dsmp fanart#dream smp fanart#lmanberg#manberg#jschlatt#schlatt fanart#wilbur fanart#you can barely see the lmanberg flag in the propaganda poster :(#It's hard to get the right color#I'm happy of the way I put the manberg flag in the beer sticker tho hehe
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Could you write one about Schlatt and (streamer)reader meeting on the sdmp?? Maybe they met before years ago like 2020 but their friendship sort of fizzled out?idk
have a nice day🧚♀️💝
believe it or not i haven't caught up with sdmp EEK but i will i swear; i've only watched like the first stream and then other clips on tiktok, heres what I came up with!
jschlatt x streamer!reader headcannons
warnings: nothing crazy i don't think, schlatt's online persona
a/n: listen bro i dont really know what im talking about im doing my best, i made it headcannons because i can't write in-game content 😔
⚜ you received an invite to a new minecraft server, one ran by the Sleep Deprived podcast members.
⚜ the last server you were in... yeah, we won't talk about that. you had left it suddenly, and no longer associate yourself and your content with specific people. a few exceptions were tommyinnit, tubbo, and technically jschlatt, although it had been a while since you actually made any content together.
⚜ when you first joined, you met so many new faces and reconnected with a few old ones. or at least tried to. schlatt wouldn't let anyone even near his property, so you couldn't really have a conversation with him without him hitting you or banning you.
⚜ you had made it a mission to yourself, and even a prediction in your twitch chat that you would get schlatt to allow you onto his very special property.
⚜ clearly, we've all seen what happens when you're too loud near his property or if you enter it without his permission. you didn't want to end up like one of them
⚜ you knew schlatt had a very pretty view over the ocean on his property, and even a tiny beach area, and you wanted in, and you also may have had a small crush on him back in the day, so you and your chat made a plan.
⚜ it started with leaving small objects in front of his fence, or putting them in a chest with a sign that said 'for schlatt.'
⚜ you would leave him flowers, some things that you had heard him asking other people for, food, coal, iron ore, anything.
⚜ you had noticed him asking around for who left it, but no one had figured that it was you, so you continued.
⚜ you started leaving larger objects, like already crafted objects, and started sending him letters.
⚜ you sent him a letter, saying 'meet me at spawn tonight. :p'
⚜ once he arrived, he was incredibly skeptical, so you gave him your proposal.
⚜ "listen, schlatt," you start. "i have a proposal. if you let me live on your land, i'll continue to supply you with all of the goods i get. what's mine is yours, if what's yours is mine."
⚜ "hm," he ponders. "i'll think about it."
⚜ he grants you small things from then on, like you're allowed to come into his property, but not yet live. you build a house fairly close to his fence, and place shared chests where you store things that you find.
this was straight dookie my bad anon
requests still open!
© property of xoxoluka. do not repost.
#jschlatt#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt x y/n#jschlatt x you#schlatt x reader#schlatt x y/n#schlatt x you#schlatt fanfic#schlatt#jschlatt fanfic
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I'm just leaving a request for when you get to it absolutely no rush but pls more lunch club schlatt im feral for him
absolutely anon <3 i love this sm!! will be about meeting him at a party the m*sfits (unfortunate) were hosting in los angeles circa early 2020 era <3
i've written a lot about lc schlatt a lot already but idgaf i love writing more <3333 this turned into a whole fic hehe
nsfw under the cut, minors dni!! 18+ only.
you were dragged along by a friend who was invited by their friend. because they had to go to a huge youtuber party and you weren't gonna let them go alone.
the house is HUGE, wasn't a surprise that you lost the group as soon as you went inside. you decide to wait by the drinks on the off-chance someone you know would show up. none of your friends did, but someone else did.
out of all the creators you watched who were at this party, you were a casual fan of jschlatt's content. you were around when he did a face reveal, shocked that he was this cute guy your age instead of a 45-year-old man (it's the voice, sue me).
even in the darkness, you recognized him. you were too stunned to say anything as he grabbed the only water bottle in the area.
"you, uh... you want anything?" he asks. that voice. that voice you've only heard through headphones was now two feet in front of you. you shake your head.
"i, uh, i don't feel comfortable getting drunk at a party where i don't know anyone." you say, looking down at your hands.
"fair enough. uh... ah fuck, i got the last water, 'm sorry."
"i-it's fine," you take a deep breath. "uh, a-are you jschlatt? your voice sounds really familiar."
he chuckles. "yeah..."
"oh wow," you laugh. "i knew it."
it's silent for a moment before schlatt pipes up again. "d'ya know anyone here?"
"i came with my friend, who is nowhere to be found. their friend apparently knows whoever is hosting and got us in."
"ah," he takes another sip of water. "you can't find your friend?"
you shake your head. "whatever. they'll only find me if they need a ride home. i don't care anymore." you grab a can of beer and walk away from the drink table, trying to find a quiet place to stay. schlatt follows you for a moment before taking you to his room upstairs.
it's a breath of fresh air. the music is muffled and schlatt's temporary room is spacious and (mostly) clean. he invites you to sit on the bed with him and you continue your conversation from earlier. he's actually a lot nicer than you expected him to be (considering his online persona). and he's even cuter in person.
soon enough you find yourself leaning in to kiss him. he's a bit nervous and doesn't kiss you back.
"sorry. i, uh, never kissed anyone before." he confesses.
"that's okay. i've only kissed one other person and it's been a while since that happened." you say. that makes him relax a little. he cups your cheek and leans in, hesitantly pressing a soft kiss to your lips. you pull him closer, moaning softly as you put your hands in his hair. he whines.
you pull away. schlatt's face is tinted red and hints of your lipstick are all over his lips. "i, uh, wow..." he murmurs. you smile, moving closer and straddling him. he's already rock-hard underneath you. "s-sorry..."
"oh my gosh, don't be, it's okay." you grind your hips down, feeling his dick twitch in his jeans.
"h-honey, please... 'm gonna... b-bust. w-wanna do it i-inside ya..." he whimpers. you nod, removing your dress and panties. he kicks his jeans and boxers off. he leans to the left, opens a drawer and takes out a condom.
"oh thank god, i was prepared to go out and ask for one," you giggle. schlatt doesn't respond, grabbing your hips and pulling you on top of him. you ease yourself inside him, and before you can start moving, he groans loudly.
"fuck, 'm so sorry."
"did you..."
"yeah."
"oh."
"w-wait, i don't wanna leave you hangin'," schlatt says. he helps you lay next to him. "can i touch you?"
"y-yes... please..." you whine. he coats his fingers with your wetness before slowly sliding them inside you. you clench around him, whining as he begins thrusting them in and out of you. he rubs your clit with his other hand and before long, you're coming all over his fingers.
"fuck, that was... so good..."
"yeah? it wasn't too, uh..."
"totally fine. uh, we can always do it again, dunno how long you'll be here but um... i can give you my number."
"yeah?"
"yeah."
after you both clean up and get dressed, you exchange phone numbers. the party is slowly dying down. your friend texts you that they don't need a ride so you leave. as you drive back, you get a message from schlatt, already eagerly asking for your next meeting.
#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt imagine#jschlatt fanfiction#schlatt x reader#jschlatt x you#jschlatt x y/n#jschlatt smut#schlatt smut#schlatt x you#schlatt x y/n#schlatt imagine#schlatt fanfiction#schlatt fanfic#jschlatt fanfic
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The Death Poem
Poems about every canon death on the Dream SMP, from the perspective of the killer, the person dying, or somewhere in between.
Part One: L'Manberg
8/2/2020: Eret betrays L'Manberg in the final control room • 8/2/2020: Tommyinnit bets L'Manberg's independence on a duel • 9/22/2020: Wilbur is killed shortly after his banishment • 10/16/2020: Tubbo is executed at the Red Festival • 10/17/2020: In the White House, Quackity fires a gun at JSchlatt • 11/16/2020: Jack Manifold is slain by Wilbur Soot • 11/16/2020: JSchatt swallows butane in the Camarvan • 11/16/2020: Wilbur Soot kills his country and then himself
Part Two: New L'Manberg
12/6/2020: Karl Jacobs stages his death in a bid for independence • 12/11/2020: Tommyinnit shoots down Jack Manifold • 12/13/2020: Mexican Dream is murdered • 1/14/2021: Vikkstar and Lazarbeam disappear, dying an unknown number of times over an unknown number of days • 1/?/2021: Punz and Dream kill and revive each other an unknown number of times • 12/16/2020: Technoblade takes an anvil to the head and lives • 12/16/2020: Quackity takes a pickaxe to the teeth • 1/6/2021: Jack Manifold falls into hell hours after doomsday • 1/20/21: Tommyinnit kills Dream twice, nearly three times
Part Three: Empowerment
3/1/2021: Tommyinnit dies for three days in Pandora’s Vault • 3/23/2021: Ponk loses an arm, then a life • 4/18/2021: Badboyhalo pushes Skeppy in • 4/25/2021: Foolish and Antfrost die in the fighting at the Red Banquet • 4/29/21: Ghostbur trades places • 9/14/2021: Slime takes a dip in lava
Part Four: Legacy
11/28/2021: Ranboo is cut down escaping • 2/4/2022: Awesamdude dies in Pandora’s Vault • 3/20/2022: Tubbo punches Aimsey off the Prime Path • 5/22/2022: Fundy jumps into the L’Mancrater • 8/10/2022: Connor seeks out the wrath of God • 9/10/2022: Quackity and Purpled take a dive off the top floor • 10/29/2022: The Egg hosts a party • 11/11/2022: Tubbo kills Dream • 11/13/2022: Jack sets off a nuke
#yens#my writing#dsmp#dsmp poetry#AHHHH. ok normal now#i started writing these on. january 24th#of this year#according to the edit history and also the people on discord who can attest to me randomly talking about assembling a list of every death
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jschlatt…. the man i voted for………. schlatt 2020 feels so long ago
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QSMP ELECTIONS
I personally want to vote for Wilbur, because POG 2020, but also he would be likely to add Tommy.
But going from that, BBH would also be good because Skeppy. No chance he is running for any reason other than Skeppy.
Also, what would happen if we peer pressured Ranboo into "hacking" into the server and winning the election?
On that note, where is JSchlatt. He will take it for chaos.
And now it is time for the eggs to learn about Phils anarchist side.
NYOOM
Also, I for some reason really want Fundy and Niki on this server. Niki can be our little German girl, and Fundy is Dutch so they would fit right in reasons to add two more languages and peoples yassss.
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People who say CC!Schlatt hated DSMP lore are so funny have they seen Geogenotfound
"minecraft is real life" - jschlatt 2020
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