Every Other Starter: "Augh, I'm in so much pain. Someone help me..."

Meowth: "I may be dying, but I wanna look good when they find my body."

I truly love that despite the fact we cannot come to a common consensus about the ratgrinders, we do know Porter and Jace are fucking. This is canon. To all of us.

Just had a shift that made me decide I’m gonna apply for disability harder this time 😤

“I wonder why she’s single”

ppl always telling me "oh ur so sexy, ur art belongs in a museum" well here you go

Buying a standing desk and found the new 3 genders rofl

Sitting, Famle, Male

If I married you what should I expect for the dowry?

Bold of you to come into my house and assume I'd approve of our marriage, let alone ask about a dowry

*squints across the murky waters* whole lotta folks exposing themselves as unrepentant capitalist swine in these here posts

The Jackbox Party Starter is literally just the Jackbox Holy Trinity of Neurodivergency.

dreamteam will spent the weekend making out with each other while we r all dead because we know what dream looks like

so real....

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

Good LORD why do I have a migraine like ALL the time???

(I have chronic migraines)

Me walking back to my room after getting hizzy high in the kitchen.

Me when the homie that I would low-key spend the rest of my life with mentions hes been thinking about QPRS recently

Girl you killed it!! Slayed!! Ate!!! No crumbs!! No literally where are the bones please tell me you didn't eat the bones

Voice training has made me an Alto in the streets and a Baritone in the sheets music!

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