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phantomsalamander · 3 days

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imagine being normal about minecraft block people

#couldn’t be me #mcytblr #trafficblr #life series #minecraft sos #empires smp #hermitcraft #hermitblr #mcyt #third life #Moth’s posts

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llllucidtears · 7 months

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imagine being good enough,, sounds like a myth

#couldn’t be me #weird huh #lucidsthoughts

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beam-meup-scotty · 5 months

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sometimes i think about how james t kirk ( the best captain in starfleet ) canonically has a reputation for being

a ) problematic

b ) a Whore

and this is consistent in every single interpretation of him

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callibee · 1 year

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#I’ve been drawing so much lately ww #genshin #genshin impact #genshin fanart #genshin impact fanart #kaeya #kaeya alberich #Genshin Kaeya #genshin kaeya alberich #genshin impact kaeya #genshin impact kaeya alberich #kaeya genshin impact #kaeya fanart #kaeya alberich fanart #genshin kaeya fanart #btw I didn’t do the balcground I took a pic I’m the game LMAOO #imagine knowing how to draw backgrounds #couldn’t be me

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aesthetic-gem · 4 months

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y’all better watch out for this guy in purgatory 2

#imagine being scared of barbieboyhalo #couldn’t be me #qsmp #q!badboyhalo #badboyhalo #qsmp richarlyson #richarlyson the egg #purgatory 2

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femboy-expert · 3 months

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Are they called conservatives cuz they’re conserving their cum for marriage

#couldn’t be me #cumming all the time #conservatives #196 #196 campfire #shitposting

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turtleblogatlast · 1 month

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Man I hate seeing this pop up. Like I GET IT but let me write my five paragraph add on essay in the tags in peace.

#every time I go back to posts to add tags I know eventually I’ll get this #always hate seeing it hmph #let me RAMBLE #I have MORE TO SAY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️#imagine putting all your words into the main post #imagine having all the tags ready to go and not go back to add more #couldn’t be me

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mossbiin · 2 years

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@ink-ghoul hermittober days 1-8

#there is only 6 here yes i know i didn’t do the other prompts #imagine having a consistent art style #couldn’t be me #it’s okay tho #hermittober #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #hermitblr #ethoslab #etho fanart #bdubs fanart #bdoubleo #ethubs #last life fanart #goodtimeswithscar #mumbo jumbo #grian #the rift

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hubbydaddies · 1 year

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Rei’s Boss’s “bloodline” speech feels very targeted and homophobic. Like dude keeps bringing it up, and he chooses to show the exact pic with Kazuki and Rei sharing their indirect kiss.

He knows his son is gay, and instead of conversion therapy or the normal disgusting pray the gay away shit homophobic parents use, Shigeki just says “nah, ima do a murder.”

#denial is a river in egypt #your son is gay!#buddy daddies #kazurei #shigeki suwa #rei suwa #imagine being disappointed in your son because he made a family without the need of biology #couldn’t be me

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paper-lilypie · 2 years

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for old times’ sake

#don’t you just hate it when you stare down the possessed mutilated corpse of your first friend?#while holding your current object of your affections?#couldn’t be me #fnaf #post fire au #sun x reader #moon x reader #fnaf foxy #art: copper cogs rusted through

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astrobei · 11 months

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the mortifying ordeal of working in a coffee shop when you Don’t Like Coffee

#couldn’t be me #but 2 me mike is a tea enjoyer and a coffee tolerator at most #at least in the 90s i think nowadays he’d enjoy it a little more w flavors becoming more common and stuff #anyways. will is grunge in this if anyone cares #he was listening to nirvana before he walked in. if anyone cares.#byler #mike wheeler #will byers #miwip wednesday

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astagsart · 1 year

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Fingers crossed next year doesn’t suck, party hard tonight

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crushofdoves · 11 months

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sirius has to get up on his fuckin tip toes to even get close to being tall enough to give remus a lil kiss and like that’s very cute, actually, it’s darling, it’s every soft word ever invented and y’all will have to pry the joy of that from my cold, dead, gay hands.

#i’m taller than frankie just by a lil bit and it’s my favorite thing in the whole world #y’all wouldn’t understand bc you’re too busy being insane on the internet to have a hot wife #couldn’t be me #i’m more gay before 7am than some of you manage in a whole day #get on my fuckin level #ANYWAY

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maelstrom007 · 2 months

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I love when @ghouljams goes through and makes new master posts for their AU’s like fuck yeah queen pop off now I can double check that I didn’t miss any literal liquid gold.

#yeah definitely just gonna double check #and not binge read everything again #noooo #couldn’t be me #maelstrom speaks

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imstalkingurblog · 1 year

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Imagine being so rich you buy twitter for 10s of billions of dollars just for the lulz and then realize that wasn’t a good financial decision, so you plan to charge users $8/month for a feature that has been free since it’s existence just to recoup some money from your bad decision, but then that looks to lead to twitter’s downfall. Imagine.

#couldn’t be me #what if #hear me out #what if elon bought twitter for this very reason #to cause it’s downfall on purpose #but nah #i doubt it #he’s too much of a dude bro chad to do that #twitter #elon musk #stay woke

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leafiu · 6 months

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This post reads like something from an Elon Musk simp on Twitter.

Those 600 viewers are likely bots, my guy. Compare that to the thousands of users who actively hate the feature.

“It’s going to get more love and attention going forward.”

The camgirls on live ain’t gonna fuck you, dude.

#imagine simping this hard for tumblr live #couldn’t be me #I think this is the guy who implemented it in the first place #anyway- can’t wait for tumblr live to die in 2024 #anti tumblr live

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