Working as a kennel tech is just like yeah you’re gonna get absolutely bowled over by an oversized shorthair pointer and then slammed into a wall by a great dane and then tackled by a pit bull that’s abnormally strong and then still go on to wonder where the new bruises that are all over you came from
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what is it about working on your feet that makes any food a billion times better like
soggy wings, congealed, cold, on my kitchen counter: jesus ew wtf
those same wings on my work counter:
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it's nearly Summer which means I'll have to get a job soon yippee yippee (sarcasm. the last job I had was terrible and I was horrible at it. I was a waiter in a pub/ restaurant and they put far too much faith in me. I need to find a shop or something I can work in this time, I'm never going near hospitality ever again)
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YOU’RE DEAD TO US NOW
Let them know you love them and will miss them, but they’re dead to you now with our new funny, snarky, vintage style “congratulations on the new job” cards.
Disarmingly adorable retro cat art and a sassy, sarcastic and slightly inappropriate slogan.
Great leaving work gifts for former friends.
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