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#relatable memes#dankest memes#memes#fresh memes#communication#job requirements#job memes#work memes#relatable af#anxiety memes#anxitey
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"We-ell, the way I see it, you've got three choices," said Nobby.
"Yeah?"
"You can go and tell him you're not doing it..."
The panic in Colon's face was replaced by glazed gray terror.
"Thank you very much, Nobby," he said bitterly. "Let me know if you've got any more suggestions like that, 'cos I'll need to go and change my underwear."
"Or you could accept it and make such a screw-up of it that he takes it away from you..."
"You're doing this on purpose, Nobby!"
"Might be worth a try, Fred."
"Yeah, but the thing about screw-ups, Nobby, is that it's hard for you to be, you know, precise. You might think you're making a little screw-up and then it blows up in your face and it turns out to be in fact a big screw-up, and in those circumstances, Nobby, I'm sort of worried that what His Lordship might take away from me wouldn't just be the job. I hope I don't have to draw you a picture?"
"Good point, Fred."
"What I'm saying is, screw-ups is like...well, screw-ups is...well, the thing about screw-ups is you never know what size they're going to be."
Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
#fred colon#nobby nobbs#havelock vetinari#the fifth elephant#discworld#terry pratchett#the watch#leadership#responsibility#job requirements#imprecise#scale#quitting#coercion#self sabatoge#friendship#bad advice#the thing about screw-ups#worth a try#long quote
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Question for British Columbians:
Is it legal for jobs to ask if I have a driver's licence if driving is not a job requirement?
I've only ever noticed this when job hunting in BC. In NS and Ontario, they never asked unless the job was related to driving. Like I feel like it's a roundabout way of them wanting you to have reliable transportation, yet I've come across a few job postings requiring a driver's licence (I don't drive) despite the job description not requiring me to drive or commute in any way?
And I'm very hesitant to apply to these jobs because of this. There are a couple like "Playground Monitor" that want me to have a valid licence, yet no part of the job description describes me driving the kids at all. Like this is not a "schoolbus driver" or "delivery driver" posting. And as someone looking to go to teacher's college I would really like to work somewhere childcare adjacent while applying to/attending teacher's college.
Maybe Reddit is a better place for me to ask this...
#shut up grammarly this is tumblr i don't care about sentence fragments and runon sentences#personal#job search#job posting#job requirements#british columbia#bc#canada#driver's licence
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“The Boomer generation robbed their kids and grandkids…”
#twitter thread#people experiencing homelessness#job requirements#rent requirements#boot straps mean NOTHING
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I took language from actual job postings recommended to me by LinkedIn to show how ableist common job requirements are. Feel free to comment with some of the ableist language that's prevented you from applying for different jobs!
#ableism#disability#disability rights#disabled people#work#jobs#job postings#job requirements#disability discrimination#linkedin#employers
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Emirates Airlines Flight Attendant Requirements Decoded and Explained
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Hello, future sky explorers! If you’ve ever dreamt of gracing the skies as an Emirates Airlines Flight Attendant, you’re in the right place. Today, we’re unraveling the intricacies of the Emirates Flight Attendant requirements – the key that unlocks the doors to your aviation dreams.
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#Aspiring Flight Attendants#aviation careers#Emirates Airlines#flight attendant#flight attendants#job requirements
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Funny True Stories
Some jobs are not worth any amount of money.
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#Did you know guy#Employment website#Job Requirements#Michael Leamons#Must be able to swim#The did you know guy#Waste water plant operator
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Railtel Corporation of India Ltd has published a notification for the recruitment of Consultant Engineer vacancy on contract basis. Those Candidates who are interested in the vacancy details & completed all eligibility criteria can read the Notification & Apply.
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Minimal Resume for Marketing Manager
#resume#template#job cv#job requirements#minimal cv#minimalist resume#job resume#curriculum vita#cover letter#canva template#word resume#canva resume
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#pls pls reblog this <3#i didn’t put grocery shopping bc i didn’t want to put things that require spending money#polls#housework#chores#what job are YOU doing on the leftist commune
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Job Hiring: Corporate Tax Analyst - GoTeam Philippines
What’s up, Accounting people! Check out this flexible hybrid opportunity! 👀
We are looking for a Corporate Tax Analyst to join one of our Texas-based clients who can assist the sales and corporate income tax reporting, compliance processes, and other related tax matters.
Earn up to PHP30K working from your home and in the office during the night shift and enjoy plenty of perks when you apply at GoTeam!
Check out the link below for interested applicants.
#Corporate Tax Analyst#job skills#job qualification#job requirements#company benefits#company salary#gova salary#goteam salary#perks at work#employee benefits#goteam employee benefits#goteam perks#goteam company benefits package#employee benefits philippines#small company benefits#job benefits
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I do wonder how workplace safety would be different in a world that has people with stuff like long ears and horns
#like; some job sites require headphones due to loudness. But kassitarians and cervitarians#cant wear headphones because of their ear shapes (and horns for some cervis)#so would kassis and cervis just not be able to work there? Would that count as job discrimination??#Do barsatarians in athletics need specially tailored mouth guards?#would tartatarians need like anti-sunglasses for low-light work settings?
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Mexico when Texans have to start crossing the border for a better life good heathcare
#this meme requires some suspension of disbelief because people were already going to Mexico for their heathcare prior to this event#this is part of a phenomenon called medical tourism#which exists in part because its cheeper for someone who is in need of medical care in the US#to book a flight to another country#receive medical care in that country#and travel back#than it is for them to receive medical care in the US#anyway#great job#mexico#reproductive rights#abortion
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i respect youtubers privacy but i am SO curious as to what xb did before minecraft because he's said on twitter his old job required him to have a gun and a concealed weapon license. like sir. What.
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Controversial take but it’s actually not the job of random disabled people to educate your kids on disabilities. If your child stares, asks a rude question, or gets in the way of a disabled person, the responsibility falls on you to deal with that. It’s not the child’s fault for being curious or uneducated (that is quite literally the JOB of children) but it’s also not the job of a literal stranger to parent your kid for you.
#'but teaching kids about disabilities leads them to be adults who are less ableist' yes I agree.#but a random disabled person just trying to live their life is not required to teach kids about disabled people#as the parent it is YOUR job to educate your child about disabled people.#I'm just trying to get a fucking bagel Sharon.#disabled#disability#physical disability#ableism#my ramblings
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