GUYS
GUYS I NEED YOU TOO BEAR WITH ME HERE FOR JUST A MOM ENT
LOOK HOW GRUMPY KNUCKLES IS HERE.
And justifiably so fhfglffl, he's an echidna, Mr. Stone <33 not a porcupine. He crushed his hand ow :'>
BUT THEN
LOOK AT HIS BROW UN FURROWING JUST EVER SO SLIGHTLY HERE
It's like he's thinking: "Oh wait maybe I over did it-" "Should I apologize or...??"
But then Jim Carrey tells them "That means he trusts you Stone" so maybe Knux thinks: "Oh i guess they're good with it, aight"
And then I thought about the crushing handshake he gives to Sonic later on. Yes, he might've crushed him too tight in order to spite him one last time before teaming up, BUT ALSO CONSIDER. He genuinely thought that was acceptable, maybe even more considering Sonic is a Mobian (for lack oof a better term, aliens????) like him and he could take it.
I dunno man I'm DYING here with this movie. No thoughts only Sonic the hoghedge.
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Maddie: Is it tough working for your husband?
Stone: no I think we do pretty well remaining professional in a professional setting.
Robotnik: .... You put two percent milk and salt in my latte Agent...
Stone: well maybe you should have emptied the dishwasher when I asked you for the third time, instead of conveniently forgetting and spending all day in your lab, Doctor.
Robotnik: I told you I was sorry, the Badnik's did it for me Agent.
Stone: That's not the point Doctor!
Maddie: .... 🤨
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Stone: I am so annoyed with you right now, you and your stupid hipster mustache!
Robotnik: *dramatic gasp* you leave my hipster mustache out of this!
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Stone: Doctor... The feelings I have for you are intensely loyal and I have to be honest sir... I'm in L-
Robotnik: *presses fingers in Stone's mouth and looks at his watch* Not now Agent it's Latte time.
Stone: *trying not to scream in aggravation*
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Stone: *sighs heavily as he hangs up the phone*
Shadow: what's up?
Stone: *starts taking out his weapons* Your father was arrested again, I have to go break him out. Dinners in the oven, don't watch too much TV.
Shadow: whatever, k
Stone: Stay safe and don't open the door. We'll be home by ten at the latest.*Kisses his cheek and heads out*
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Soooo Masked Singer US released a new costume, and his name is Sir Bugaboo.
And if you ask me, this MF looks like a Tumblr sexyman! So it got me thinking: what if he WAS a Tumblr sexyman? (Or more accurately, someone who PLAYED a Tumblr sexyman) Here's a long-ass list of people who it might be.
>Ed Helms
>Kelsey Grammer
Michael Keaton
Adam Brightman
John de Lancie
Jim Carrey
Chris Sarandon or Danny Elfman
Will Ferrell (Get yourself a man who xan do both!)
This is FAR from everybody, so stay tuned!
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Sonic Movie Headcanons
Purely because I’m hyper fixated.
Doctor Ivo ‘Eggman’ Robotnik:
—Mad autistic
—That man is transgender, so yeah.
—Likes rocks, like he’s into geology.
—Also got mad BPD.
—A vivid History Channel watcher.
—Enjoys electro-pop, electro-rock, electro-swing, etc.
—Likes to self project onto Steam Powered Giraffe because he kinda sees himself as a robot.
—Hypochondriac
—Biggest fear is failure and never being remembered.
—He likes to collect DnD dice but he’s never played it before.
—Surprisingly anti-capitalist.
—Wears tainted glasses to help deal with light based sensory overload.
Agent Aban Stone:
—Also autistic, just a different part of the spectrum.
—Enjoys insects, and worms. His favourite is the hammerhead Worm.
—He’s a light academic music and aesthetic kinda guy.
—Loves Stromae and other French music.
—Will listen to Artic Monkeys because he is subservient as hell.
—”“If you like your coffee hot, let me be your coffee pot,”” type beat.
—Biggest fear is abandonment.
—Actually hates caffeine unless it’s in the form of energy drinks.
—Favourite drink is sparkling water.
—Despises Robotnik’s resin dice collection so tries to find ethical dice.
—Has played DnD, and his character is an elven bard.
Knuckles:
—Practices cultural acts, such as cleansing and crystal worship.
—Wears pendants of tiger eye or blue topaz.
—Likes rings but hates that he can’t wear them as they don’t fit, so he wears gold bangles.
—Swaps out his gloves for boxing wrap instead as it provides more grip.
—Likes listening to hyper pop and Beethoven.
—also autistic
—biggest fear is losing his identity/forgetting who he is.
—also mad claustrophobic.
Sonic:
—Wears converse.
—Likes waistcoats.
—painfully neurotypical.
—favourite colour is red.
—is scared of being alone.
—can speak Welsh. Idk. It’s sonic.
Tails:
—yes. You guessed it. Autistic.
—yeah, the techy type. The train type. The plane type.
—he’s like a cool, kinda unaware Sherlock homes.
—he likes Maroon 5 and David Guetta.
—hates how mesh feels.
—wears ear defenders.
—biggest fear is not understanding something.
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So you're saying that we could see Robotnik without clothes in the movie?
it looks like the official Storyboard
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