Last night I dreamed that Movie Sonic was having a friendly chat with "his grandmother" (presumably Tom Wachowski's mom, but that might be waking-me's logic). He spent the entire conversation clearly having no idea what was happening but trying to play it cool; she eventually left, and then Sonic, who the dream decided had only a shaky grasp of how families worked, was like "Wait, was that my sister!?"
Then Jim Carrey Eggman inflated into, like, a sphere. This was somehow relevant to "cherry candies"? I put "robotnik cherry candies" into my notetaking app but I remember none of why it was relevant. Possibly he spat them up after becoming an orb?
I got back to sleep and woke up a few more times after that; then I dreamed that Jim Carrey Eggman was planning on attacking the Wachoskis during "a storm." "What storm?" They turned around and saw these huge black clouds. They went inside, and dreaming-me hemmed and hawed for a minute about how they should protect the windows during the storm and possibly avoid the attack.
The dream didn't specify what happened next, but Tom and Maddie got separated from Sonic, and had to drive around evading a bunch of animal-people who were attacking. Evidently one of the "mercenaries" Robotnik had hired had, like, messed with their perceptions so they didn't see anyone as how they really appeared.
Then all of a sudden Silver the Hedgehog showed up! He mysteriously was like "I know what's happening here." Tom was like "Oh, because of your psychic powers." They resumed driving around, and Silver was straight-up murdering people. Like, making their heads explode, kind of thing. Tom and Maddie were worried about this but didn't actually try to stop him. Also at one point he asked one of the attackers a question which made it clear to Tom that no, he actually couldn't read people's minds.
Eventually they got attacked by what appeared to be a dude throwing baseballs, but Silver fought him off and complimented his abilities, in the process referring to him as a hedgehog. Tom and Maddie were like "Wait ... did you say a hedgehog!?" The "dude" was obviously meant to be Sonic, mutually perceiving his human parents as something else and mistaking them for enemies. And then I got woken up again --
I've reached an epiphany. Being one of the only normal human characters in a piece of sonic media is equivalent to being one of the only human characters in a muppet movie. Aside from eggman of course, that guy is a beast or some sort of creature to me.