Mario and Bowser's rivalry after 30 years: Exists mostly just to uphold the status quo, instantly dissipates whenever the situation calls for it, Peach's kidnappings probably follow a very specific schedule and after every single one they all go out for coffee together. Luigi is unironically Junior's favorite babysitter.
Sonic and Eggman's rivalry after 30 years: If You So Much As Breathe In My Direction I Am Literally Going to Kill You With My Bare Hands
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just checking to see if haikubot still works
shadow the hedgehog that bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my wife
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An official Sonic the Hedgehog cookbook is being worked on by publisher Insight Editions, according to a leaked Amazon listing
The upcoming cookbook for the speedy hedgehog will be penned by experienced cookbook writer Victoria Rosenthal and long time writer Ian Flynn, according to the leaked Amazon listing first spotted by our colleagues at @idwsonicnews.
"Cook quick, healthy, protein-packed dishes inspired by the colorful world of Sonic with the Official Cookbook, a fun and delicious compendium of recipes inspired by the blue blur," read the official description.
Here are some bullet points provided by the publisher:
50+ RECIPES: From speedy bites to power-packed feasts to satisfy even the speediest heroes, Sonic the Hedgehog: The Official Cookbook includes recipes for every occasion!
UNDER 30 MINUTES: These tasty (and healthy!) recipes can be made in 30 minutes or less! Can you beat our chefs in a race to see who can make these dishes the fastest?
BRING BELOVED CHARACTERS TO LIFE: Engage with the Sonic universe in a fun new way by making recipes inspired by fan-favorite characters such as Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Amy, and Dr. Eggman!
DISHES FOR EVERY SKILL LEVEL: With step-by-step instructions and eye-catching photographs, chefs of all ages can learn to make meals that could even power up Sonic the Hedgehog himself!
Priced for $29.99 USD for a hardcover copy and $11.99 USD for a digital copy, the upcoming cookbook will be released around October 2023.
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Eggman Devouring His Son
when i first started working on paintings for the Sonic Texture Pack, i did some sketches to get some ideas flowing. this was one of them. but i never finished it cause it was safe to assume it'd never be approved. that said i still find it very funny so i decided to finish it
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