Percy: would you take a bullet for me?

Jason: ....yes?

Nico: angrily bursts into the room with a nerf gun in his hand.

Percy, already running away: thanks!!

What the rest of the world sees:

What Jason Grace sees:

TW for incest!

Jercico mortal AU where Percy gets a scholarship to french pastry school and he's BEYOND stoked but he can't afford a place to live so he has to stay with his rich cousin Jason (who was born in LA but grew up in France because his mom moved there so she could be closer to his and his sister's father (it didn't work btw)) who thankfully knows both French and English so he can translate for Percy because he doesn't know the language at all hardly. So he's moved in, barely 18 while Jason's 20, they're kinda starting to fall in love with each other a bit which feels weird bc y'know; incest.

And then Nico shows up at their doorstep, 16 years old and 80 pounds soaking wet (and he IS soaking wet, having come all this way in the rain), and Percy doesn't know who the fuck this guy is but Jason welcomes him in immediately, picking him up and carrying him to the couch when he notices the wobble in his legs, and he doesn't know English, literally at all, and only knows enough French to communicate with Jason.

He explains to Jason that his mom and big sister both died years ago, when he was very small, and his father fell into a depression too deep to take care of him, so he called up Minos (his godfather) to take him in for a while, but Minos has been horrifically abusive, so he came all the way up from Italy so he could find Jason and stay with him.

Percy looks over at this kid, who looks, for all the world, like a drowned kitten, and immediately takes pity on him. He doesn't understand what Nico's saying, but he's crying, and shaking, still wet from the rain, skin and bones with bruises all over him. He and Jason do everything they can to make him feel comfortable, they make him soup and give him blankets and make sure he's not sick, they let him sleep in the bed with them to ensure he's warm.

Because he'd know that fear in his eyes anywhere. He'd know what it means, when the very mention of someone makes you flinch. He's been there. And though Nico's been through a lo of rough shit, at least now, he has two big, strong, protective... Attractive... Cousins, who would go to the ends of the earth for him.

jercico halloween costumes

jason as mario, percy as luigi, and nico as a chain chomp

(polls have a character limit sooo: The crew would then include Jason and Nico! Also some usual suspects such as Beckendorf/Silena, Chris/Clarisse, Octavian/Luke, others to be determined)

Answering deleted asks (this is the last one I swear)

Ask: You are actually in the PJO and HOO fandom? I never knew that, can you post something about it?

Answer: Yes, I have been a fan of the RiordanVerse for almost a decade now. But I don't really interact with the fandom and in case of making content on it, I haven't read the books in years! I don't remember many details and incidents. And also cuz I have always felt like an outcast in the fandom. I felt like I wasn't a true fan. Cuz let's be real. The RiordanVerse big3 ships are Percabeth, Jiper and Solangelo. And guess what? I don't ship any of them. I'm an anti all that stupid idiotic mess those three ships are. Cuz Annabeth and Will are the most toxic fucking people and I literally do not wanna see their faces lmao. Percy and Nico deserve better. And Jiper was JUST NOT IT! It was meh. Jason and Piper BOTH deserve better. Also cuz I'm really protective of my three precious boys, Percy, Jason and Nico. I actually ship perjasico tbh. And pipabeth is fine for me. Lesbian Annabeth and Piper >>>

So yeah, that's the reason, I have almost kinda left the fandom. Sometimes, when I actually really like a post, I reblog or like it. And I'm always ready to support my fellow anti percabeths, jipers and solangelos 😍

Can you recommend the hottest sexiest percico fics 🤩😏🤭?

Well, Anon, that depends entirely on what you find hot, but if you really want me to tell on myself (obviously, these are all explicit fics, consume responsibly)...

Death's Embrace: The first three chapters are Porn with Plot, then just devolves into shameless exploration of kinks. It's listed as "in Progress" but it's safe to say it won't update again (not that there was a story to conclude per se).

not until I say you can: Bottom dom Nico, need I say more?

In a Yellow Wood: Okay listen to me, this has all sort of consent issues (though that's by design), but the story is fascinating, the smut enjoyable and to this day I'm mad it never got a sequel.

Blue Hawaiians: Top Nico, nice set-up and payoff.

The Mariana Trenches series: (You need an Ao3 account to read this one) The first two stories are smutty Percico one shots. The third becomes Perjasico (Jercico?) and has more of a plot, but it's still a very enjoyable read with a lot of smut.

There, I am exposed. I'm (not) sorry.

During a sea-based battle on the Argo II, a fish got blasted out the water and onto the deck:

Percy, carefully putting it back in the water with the rest of its group: Stay in school kid.

Nico, facepalming: Oh my god.

Jason, absolutely cackling: I get it!

Jason: I have said it once and I will say it again; Percy can punch me in the face and I’ll be thankful.

Nico: Me too, bitch. You're not special.

Frank: Jason vs Nico vs Percy. Who would win?

Hazel: Okay so—

Leo: Gang Bang

Frank:

Hazel:

Jason, on the phone with Percy: keep your eye on Nico, he has a tendency to wander off.

Percy: Jason, wh-what (looks around and notices that Nico is gone) I'm totally capable of that...

Jason: you lost him, didn't you?

Percy, running around the grocery store frantically: no no no, he's right next to me.

Jason: I can hear it in your voice. Look in the dairy case.

Percy: do you honestly think he'd fit–

Percy: sees Nico standing in the dairy case and trying to pull it open.

Jason: the doors don't pull, they slide.

Percy: slowly slides the doors open.

Percy: How are you writing with your left hand? I thought you were right handed

Nico: Oh I’m ambidextrous

Jason: That’s cool dude! Love who you love :D

Nico:

jercico where nico is an age regressor and percy and jason are his two daddies

specifically where Nico is in eating disorder recovery, and this is how he copes with urges to restrict. He lets himself be a baby again, too little to even be aware of how his body looks, much less be insecure about it. All he knows is he wants his bottle, and once he has it, he's happy. And his daddies coo over him and swaddle him in his blankie, and give him kisses and hugs, telling him what a sweet little baby he is, you just go to sleep little angel, we've got you...

Percy: *does something stupid*

Nico: and to think, I used to have a crush on him

Will&Jason: same

Annabeth: 🤦🏼‍♀️

prev anon! so so sorry for the confusion, i forgot jason/nico/percy's ship name LMAO.

i just Love percy and i Love the way you write him.

so my shipping game request is nico/percy/jason, pls?

Oooh gotcha! And no problem xD

And thank you for the compliment <3

I just think they're neat :3

how about a Circle AU (like the Netflix show.) where Nico goes in catfishing as his boyfriend Jason and Percy goes in as himself and they catch feelings.

ooooh anon i love this idea, so much potential I love it. I know I'm not gonna write it, i honestly am not sure how I'd go about it, so I'm just gonna throw some ideas out there and if anyone does ever write it, please tag me, yes?

there's some people in the circle who think Jason/Nico is a catfish because Jason on first glance does not look gay. In response, Nico posts a pride photo in one of those photo challenges just to be petty.

are they able to contact the outside world? i don't think so? so when Nico realises it's becoming more than playing a game he has no way of talking it out with Jason and essentially is in constant crisis

Percy is trying so hard not to fall, because it's ridiculous right? it could be anyone on the other side, but they just get along so well.

neither of them win, nico gets voted out halfway through - and he chooses to go see percy, even though he is so nervous.

nico comes through the door and percy just stares because, damn, but also who the hell is this? like, rationally, he knows it's who he met as Jason, but also his brain isn't really catching up.

so nico confesses and percy makes a joke about how Nico really had no need to use anyone else's face and finally Percy breaks and asks him "hold up - who is Jason then?"

and nico hates himself a little when he says "... he's my boyfriend."

Percy doesn't say anything to that, just nods, lips thinned to a line, looking like a kicked puppy. In the show there is a fade to black but I reckon they get to talk a bit more and Nico makes a quiet promise that it wasn't all for a game and that, when this is over, Percy should still hit him up and they can figure out where to go from there.

Nico's leaving message for the circle is very genuine, talking about having made unexpected connections that made him wish he'd gone him as himself. Percy cries a little tear but refused to speak about it.

not sure where this ends, but i reckon they get to talking after and Percy realises he wasn't played as much as he thought originally. Nico does have some things to figure out first, but y'know I'm a slut for poly ships, so obv this ends in a happy threeway.